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qqMount and Blade Free on Gog. by Oom Shnibble 05/20/2017, 2:06am PDT NEW

NeoGAF is a shithole, but was it any good? by Mysterio 05/14/2017, 8:59pm PDT NEW
    It's better than it's ever been. GAF is the Wikipedia of videogame news. by Jerry Whorebach 05/14/2017, 11:28pm PDT NEW
        God's work there, Jerry NT by GAF positively a shithole 05/14/2017, 11:45pm PDT NEW

Official Gawker Media thread by skip 01/04/2014, 3:48pm PST NEW
    I fucking hate Tom Scocca (mention this post on twitter plz) by WITTGENSTEIN 01/04/2014, 4:46pm PST NEW
        Re: I fucking hate Tom Scocca (mention this post on twitter plz) by every caltrops poster you hate 01/04/2014, 6:09pm PST NEW
            At least caltrops posters criticize games and play games. by WITTGENSTEIN 01/04/2014, 7:00pm PST NEW
                Just out of curiosity can you recommend any kind of news outlet that isn't shit? by fucking newbie 01/04/2014, 7:05pm PST NEW
                    I waffled on answering this because I can imagine so many snarky replies but.... by WITTGENSTEIN 01/13/2014, 12:00pm PST NEW
    Don't know if this counts, since it's written by a freelancer... by Jerry Whorebach 01/05/2014, 2:35am PST NEW
        That's the only good feature over there by col.schickn 01/05/2014, 11:56am PST NEW
    gawker is bad and everyone should put them in loopback by jeep 01/07/2014, 8:36am PST NEW
        For example Kotaku named Gone Home their GOTY, obviously solely for page views NT by Worm 01/07/2014, 9:37am PST NEW
    Deadspin publishes an article about 9,000 words long by skip 07/23/2014, 5:43pm PDT NEW
        They have a terrible series on "Why your (NFL) team sucks." by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2014, 11:33am PDT NEW
            I busted out laughing at the Jezebel rape-gif problem post NT by WITTGENSTEIN 08/13/2014, 12:13pm PDT NEW
                Re: I busted out laughing at the Jezebel rape-gif problem post by E. L. Koba 08/13/2014, 2:00pm PDT NEW
                    It's really great by NA 08/13/2014, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                        Haha yeah what kind of IDIOT allows anonymous unmoderated internet posting NT by Hans Clastorp 08/14/2014, 3:14pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Haha yeah what kind of IDIOT allows anonymous unmoderated internet by laudablepuss 08/14/2014, 4:03pm PDT NEW
                                Exactly. The schadenfreude in the this thread is pretty hypocritical IMHO by Hans Clastorp 08/14/2014, 4:46pm PDT NEW
                                    I've been here since 2011 and have never heard of this before. NT by NA 08/14/2014, 5:42pm PDT NEW
                                        2011? We've been here by since before you were born, bitch 08/14/2014, 5:47pm PDT NEW
                                            RE:2011? by Old Time Caltrops Poster 08/14/2014, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                                    Well if nothing else it signifies Gawker reaching some critical mass. by Worm 08/14/2014, 6:54pm PDT NEW
                                    Not really. by WITTGENSTEIN 08/14/2014, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                                        We would welcome the fresh content. NT by NA 08/14/2014, 7:47pm PDT NEW
                                            Granny porn is pretty much the opposite of "fresh content" NT by blackwater 08/14/2014, 10:16pm PDT NEW
            You make it sound so simple (because it is) by skip 08/13/2014, 5:25pm PDT NEW
    The Sad Tale of Lifehacker by skip 12/02/2014, 9:46pm PST NEW
    Re: Official Gawker Media thread by Glenn from Habbo 07/17/2015, 8:31am PDT NEW
        That guy is hot, he could have just hooked up with another hot non sexworker NT by my waifu is a gastroenterologist 07/17/2015, 9:29am PDT NEW
        Fucking repugnant. NT by Souffle of Pain 07/17/2015, 9:36am PDT NEW
        Gawker is burning by Glenn from Habbo 07/21/2015, 9:37am PDT NEW
            They dont get it by Glenn from Habbo 07/21/2015, 9:38am PDT NEW
                Now there is a healthy work environment, jesus christ NT by Vested Id 07/21/2015, 9:41am PDT NEW
                Tell me one thing about yourself not having to do with Gawker. NT by Brian 07/21/2015, 10:20am PDT NEW
                "criticism and abuse online" Known to the rest of of us as our tween years. NT by Worm 07/21/2015, 11:11am PDT NEW
            Wardell is definitely someone who wanted to know the history of a worker's vag. NT by Worm 07/21/2015, 11:12am PDT NEW
                You think it would already be in HR's files NT by Entropy Stew 07/21/2015, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            More shit is leaving. 8) by Glenn from Habbo 11/03/2015, 5:53pm PST NEW
                "Exploring!!!!!" every single one of them is a human ball crawl. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 04/30/2017, 9:08pm PDT NEW
            :) NT by Glenn from Habbo 03/19/2016, 8:22am PDT NEW
                OHHHHHH YEAH BRUTHA NT by Macho Hulk Randy Hogan 03/19/2016, 1:38pm PDT NEW
                    Re: OHHHHHH YEAH BRUTHA by Rey Mysterio Jr. 03/19/2016, 7:50pm PDT NEW
                        Hopefully Jalopnik gets a good home NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:55am PDT NEW
        People are fucking defending Gawker, this is great. by Chisler 03/20/2016, 1:49pm PDT NEW
            "Stifling Journalism" by skip 03/20/2016, 3:15pm PDT NEW
        An extra 25 million for punitive distress by skip 03/21/2016, 8:40pm PDT NEW
            Drain? Give me more. NT by Vested Id 03/21/2016, 8:58pm PDT NEW
        Denton posts a rant in response to the verdict by skip 03/22/2016, 9:45pm PDT NEW
            These are the some assholes who called for heads on pikes for posting CHAT LOGS NT by about Zoe Quinn's sex life 03/22/2016, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                Is anybody honestly going to miss Gawker? NT by skip 03/23/2016, 12:35pm PDT NEW
            At least illustrator Jim Cooke got to strut his stuff by Vested Id 03/23/2016, 12:58pm PDT NEW
    Who wants to read Denton be a defensive bitch? by skip 05/26/2016, 8:57pm PDT NEW
        So good, so creamy by Glenn from Habbo 05/27/2016, 7:11am PDT NEW
        Next thing you know he'll be pleading his case on The View by Vested Id 05/27/2016, 7:22am PDT NEW
    Gawker has filed for bankruptcy NT by Gently Masturbated by Hulk Hogan 06/10/2016, 11:12am PDT NEW
        Top bid is Ziff Davis, which owns IGN. by skip 06/10/2016, 1:29pm PDT NEW
        I wish they went for option #2: NT by Personal property of Hulk Hogan 06/10/2016, 1:38pm PDT NEW
        Ding dong, Gawker's dead by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/10/2016, 5:25pm PDT NEW
            Re: Ding dong, Gawker's dead by Mysterio 06/12/2016, 1:00am PDT NEW
                Re: Ding dong, Gawker's dead by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/12/2016, 2:43am PDT NEW
    For fun: Gawker Glassdoor page by Vested Id 06/10/2016, 2:57pm PDT NEW
    Re: Official Gawker Media thread by Mysterio 08/02/2016, 10:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: Official Gawker Media thread by jesus fucking christ 08/02/2016, 10:22pm PDT NEW
    Time to bronze this thread by Vested Id 08/18/2016, 11:04am PDT NEW
        Where will the offenderati get their outrage fodder? Will no one think of the NT by Twitter hashtags? 08/21/2016, 2:49pm PDT NEW
    I like it when they blame Thiel for their repugnant nature. by Johnny Fivedicks 08/27/2016, 11:05am PDT NEW
    Their war against Reddit continues by skip 03/19/2017, 3:41pm PDT NEW

Someone defend the marriage penalty in US tax code to me. NT by Kjio Hrndury 04/16/2017, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    You can't please everyone, I guess. by Married Bob 04/20/2017, 9:04am PDT NEW

the max headroom pirating incident by - 04/08/2017, 10:29pm PDT NEW
    Classic by RIDE THE WAVE 04/08/2017, 10:54pm PDT NEW

Microsoft Gold Live Renewal by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2017, 10:11am PDT NEW
    If there's a definitive Microsoft experience, it's being asked to log in again by Fullofkittens 04/02/2017, 9:11am PDT NEW

PAX booth babe restrictions by Johnny Fivedicks 03/11/2017, 2:54pm PST NEW
    "Staff of any gender" NT by I Was A Male Booth Babe 03/11/2017, 5:17pm PST NEW
        You read ANY gender and your mind sputters as far as "male". That's why you're NT by going to lose and I'm going to win. 03/11/2017, 7:04pm PST NEW
    Didn't Erik deflate this crap 15 years ago? by fabio 03/11/2017, 11:22pm PST NEW
        Haha, that fucking loser. by Mysterio Lollerson 03/19/2017, 8:43pm PDT NEW

I really fucking hate the captcha "I'm not a robot" bullshit. by Mysterio 03/07/2017, 10:18pm PST NEW
    It's annoying, yes by CattleHumper 03/08/2017, 9:32am PST NEW
        Re: It's annoying, yes by Oom Shnibble 03/08/2017, 10:08am PST NEW
        CattleHumper is out standing in his field. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/08/2017, 11:37am PST NEW
            clapclapclapclap NT by Vested Id 03/08/2017, 11:38am PST NEW

People will want to watch a 4 minute mattress commercial, right? NT by Youtube ad division 02/11/2017, 7:13pm PST NEW
    at prices we'll NEVER FORGET by Miss Terrie O. 02/11/2017, 11:45pm PST NEW

Who is this? by Fussbett 04/16/2008, 6:00pm PDT NEW
    Google "Fred Durst" "Einstein Tattoo" to find out! NT by Last 04/16/2008, 6:07pm PDT NEW
    It can't be durst, he doesn't have a red backwards hat. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/16/2008, 6:08pm PDT NEW
    Billy Bob Thornton? by Choson 04/16/2008, 6:58pm PDT NEW
        Update: Correct?! by Fussbett 07/11/2008, 11:50am PDT NEW
            Update 2 by Fussbett 01/14/2009, 10:32pm PST NEW
            I missed this before by mark 01/14/2009, 11:00pm PST NEW
        BBT is sensitive about his music by Choson 04/08/2009, 6:51pm PDT NEW
            Lets embed that shit! by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 8:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: Lets embed that shit! by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 8:34pm PDT NEW
                    Your sarcasm just shows you're not a "musical historian" like Billy Bob. NT by Fussbett 04/09/2009, 12:49am PDT NEW
                This video is required watching. He's not being treated as well as Tom Petty. NT by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 8:36pm PDT NEW
                    Yes, it is required. This is truly uncomfortable. NT by Zsenitan 04/09/2009, 5:47am PDT NEW
                        Re: Yes, it is required. This is truly uncomfortable. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/09/2009, 11:04am PDT NEW
    More to the point... by Mischief Maker 04/16/2008, 9:08pm PDT NEW
        Fred deserves it. NT by Quétinbec 04/16/2008, 11:32pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part II by Fussbett 05/17/2008, 2:40pm PDT NEW
        Courtney Love? NT by Last 05/17/2008, 2:56pm PDT NEW
        William H. Macy & Carlos Mencia NT by E. L. Koba 05/17/2008, 2:58pm PDT NEW
        Hole-eeeee fuck. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/17/2008, 3:03pm PDT NEW
        The mystery of what breast implants look like after you die, revealed NT by I need clarification 05/17/2008, 6:14pm PDT NEW
        Pennywise? NT by Rafiki 05/17/2008, 9:09pm PDT NEW
        Who is this? Part II: Part II by Fussbett 06/22/2008, 11:37pm PDT NEW
        I was gonna do this one but it turns out she's already been a guest on Who Is Th by I need clarification 02/09/2009, 9:03pm PST NEW
    Who is this? pt III by Who is this 06/19/2008, 12:55pm PDT NEW
        Steve Guttenburg? NT by Last 06/19/2008, 6:17pm PDT NEW
            Hey! Alright! Someone posted as me! by Last 06/19/2008, 11:20pm PDT NEW
        Fuck, I love the Who Is This? game. NT by Fussbett 06/19/2008, 6:18pm PDT NEW
        Do you think he got a full twenty for posing like he was gonna punch the camera? NT by Worm 06/19/2008, 9:20pm PDT NEW
    Ponder Y. Sobald NT by in person 06/23/2008, 3:04pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Pt IV? by I need clarification 12/13/2008, 5:50pm PST NEW
        Diana Ross? NT by Mischief Maker 12/13/2008, 6:33pm PST NEW
        Man, R. Kelly has really let himself go NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 12/13/2008, 6:50pm PST NEW
        Bizorro! NT by Bodybag 12/13/2008, 8:19pm PST NEW
        Diane Pernet NT by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 10:33pm PST NEW
        Hamburglar NT by Rafiki 12/14/2008, 12:26am PST NEW
            "Rubble Rubble!" (said as he's rubbing a young boy's cock) NT by TOO ASHAMED TO REVEAL 01/15/2009, 3:04pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Part V by Fussbett 01/14/2009, 10:15pm PST NEW
        menwholooklikeoldlesbians.com NT by Zsenitan 01/15/2009, 9:28am PST NEW
        Phil Spector NT by Choson 01/15/2009, 10:05am PST NEW
        Edna Mode? NT by Last 01/15/2009, 10:09am PST NEW
        Guy didn't do shit for Avon or Marlo NT by Rafiki 01/15/2009, 11:32am PST NEW
        Martin Short forgetting to take off his Jiminy Glick fatsuit NT by Fortinbras 01/15/2009, 1:52pm PST NEW
        WHO ARE YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by I need clarification 01/15/2009, 3:40pm PST NEW
            OMG the "Who is This?" thread finally became sentient! NT by Fussbett 01/15/2009, 3:55pm PST NEW
    Who is This? Part VI by Fussbett 01/16/2009, 12:11pm PST NEW
        Re: Who is This? Part VI by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/16/2009, 12:56pm PST NEW
            Do you really want to hurt me? YES. NT by Fortinbras 01/16/2009, 6:28pm PST NEW
                I WOULDN'T Tumble For You! NT by Girl George 01/17/2009, 12:32am PST NEW
        Palpatine NT by Zsenitan 01/17/2009, 1:13pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Pt VII! by I need clarification 01/18/2009, 9:47pm PST NEW
        The Dude abides. NT by Mischief Maker 01/18/2009, 9:48pm PST NEW
        Jake Busey NT by E. L. Koba 01/18/2009, 11:16pm PST NEW
        Who this is? Joaquin Phoenix by I need clarification 01/22/2009, 11:57am PST NEW
            WTF is up with the hole in his crotch? :( :( by laudablepuss 01/23/2009, 5:23pm PST NEW
                a LITTLE something indeed NT by Yukyuk comics inc. 01/23/2009, 6:19pm PST NEW
            Re: Who this is? Joaquin Phoenix by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/24/2009, 12:14am PST NEW
                That was supposedly his last movie by Siskel and Ebert 01/24/2009, 11:19pm PST NEW
                    brian deplolma sucks NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/25/2009, 4:06am PST NEW
                    I liked James Gray's commentary track for The Yards by Jerry Whorebach 03/30/2009, 2:38am PDT NEW
    Who is this? PT XIII *Advanced Edition* by bombMexico 01/24/2009, 10:24pm PST NEW
        a New Orleans Saints fan NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/24/2009, 11:09pm PST NEW
        No no no no no nonononononononononononononononono!! NT by I need clarification 01/25/2009, 9:46am PST NEW
            i think my parents should call your parents and ask why I CANT PLAY TOO :( by bombMexico 01/25/2009, 12:02pm PST NEW
                HINT by Fussbett 01/25/2009, 12:51pm PST NEW
                    I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT! by Mischief Maker 01/25/2009, 2:36pm PST NEW
                        Crap. That didn't include the right joke. by Mischief Maker 01/25/2009, 2:48pm PST NEW
                        Is anyone going to watch this? Anyone? NT by Caltrops Nielson board 01/25/2009, 4:30pm PST NEW
                            You do realize posting as an anonyfag deflates any burn potential, right? NT by Mischief Intimidator 01/25/2009, 6:23pm PST NEW
                                You seemed very unburned, hmmm yes NT by Unwatched Youtube count 01/25/2009, 7:32pm PST NEW
                                    You don't spell it with an "o," dumbass. NT by Mischief Intimidator 01/26/2009, 3:36am PST NEW
                    o i see. Changing topics: Overprotective much? by bombMexico 01/25/2009, 3:27pm PST NEW
                        Apology not accepted NT by I need clarification 01/25/2009, 9:34pm PST NEW
                        If there's too much pop culture in this thread, go ahead and post historical peo NT by Fussbett 01/25/2009, 11:21pm PST NEW
            Re: No no no no no nonononononononononononononononono!! NT by This was the answer. - Last 01/25/2009, 12:05pm PST NEW
        bombMexico NT by Worm 01/25/2009, 11:50am PST NEW
    Who is This? Part VIII by Fussbett 02/26/2009, 3:00am PST NEW
        g) david lee roth, h) roddy piper NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/26/2009, 3:06am PST NEW
        brando... REBORN NT by up with pod people 02/26/2009, 7:06am PST NEW
        It's (f)at NT by Val Kilmer 02/26/2009, 9:28am PST NEW
        Bret Michaels NT by Fortinbras 03/30/2009, 6:21pm PDT NEW
    I've got one! by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 4:17am PDT NEW
        What happens when a man goes through his own portal ^_^ NT by Gordon Downie 04/01/2009, 4:45am PDT NEW
        James Randi NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 5:57am PDT NEW
            He was just banned from youtube. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 6:51am PDT NEW
                Yes that's why he is looking forlorn in an airport. It is the fault of the relig by ious right (rethuglikkkans.) - Z 04/01/2009, 6:55am PDT NEW
                    not many republicans are into fucking yoga voodoo mysticism or divining, that's NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 7:03am PDT NEW
                        That is true, most of them are liberals (also, okra). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:04am PDT NEW
                            Yeah the enormous liberal population of dowsers and mystics WAIT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 7:35am PDT NEW
                                Political people (psh) you tell them one thing and they can only process it thro by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:53am PDT NEW
                                sounds like someone had their sacred cow trampled NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 9:10am PDT NEW
                                    Yes that someone was you (inability to think rationally and objectively = classi NT by c rethuglikkkan) -Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:20am PDT NEW
                                        On the contrary, you. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:34am PDT NEW
                                            Sorry about how hard I owned you. It was a few posts back, maybe you should by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:49am PDT NEW
                                                He was kicked off because of political correctness actually. 8( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:51am PDT NEW
                                                    He was kicked off for criticising intelligent design fanatics (i.e. republicans) NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 9:52am PDT NEW
                                                        Neat, and your claim was he never criticizes lieburral beliefs, but he does. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 10:05am PDT NEW
                                                            No, my claim is that rethuglikkans kicked him off youtube by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 10:19am PDT NEW
                                                                Deflecting from the original point. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 10:28am PDT NEW
                                                                    I wonder if you have read any posts in this thread. Probably.... not. NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 10:32am PDT NEW
                                                                        zsneni, sacred cow NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 10:45am PDT NEW
                                                                            Sock puppet, classic right-wing dittohead move NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 11:13am PDT NEW
                                                                                Look out for sexy taurens. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 11:21am PDT NEW
                                                                                zsnensini doesn't know what a sock puppet is or means NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 1:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    IT'S WHEN THE BIKE SEAT GOES ALL THE WAY UP YOUR ASS IN FRONT OF TRUCKERS WHO WA NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                                    Who knew Sifl here was a repubican? Anyone? Anyone? NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 1:29pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        On a purely technical level, the correct answer is "no one." NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 1:51pm PDT NEW
                                                                                        Like most Republicans, the Bush years have shamed him into identifying as by Libertarian/Independant these days. 04/01/2009, 1:54pm PDT NEW
                                                                                            I didn't know Jso or I ever posted our political affiliation here. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                jhoh is correct here, zsneini is still totally wrong NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/01/2009, 2:07pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    This is true (borthor). ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:14pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                    The only reason you aren't republicans legally is because not even the Michigan by Republican Party wants you. -Z 04/01/2009, 2:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                        You listen to ruhs limbaw, that makes you more republican than us. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 2:37pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                            Way to be welfare republicans (like all other republicans, more money from libe) NT by Zsenitan 04/01/2009, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                                                                                                                You're welcome. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Neat, and your claim was he never criticizes lieburral beliefs, but he does. by Tricknology 04/01/2009, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                                                                Here's something perhaps we can all agree on. by laudablepuss 04/01/2009, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                    Republican republicans. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 7:10am PDT NEW
        I was going to say Jordan Rudess but the answer is in the link. NT by Fullofkittens 04/01/2009, 6:21am PDT NEW
            Where the answer actually is: by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/01/2009, 9:36am PDT NEW
                KAISER SOZE? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/01/2009, 9:39am PDT NEW
                    Fair enough. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/01/2009, 10:54am PDT NEW
                        Yes, the correct answer is the homosexual Michael Stipe. A great man. NT by Quétinbec 04/01/2009, 9:15pm PDT NEW
    WHO IS THIS??! Ladies Only edition! by Zsenitan 04/02/2009, 1:46pm PDT NEW
        that has got to be bjork NT by up with pod people 04/02/2009, 2:02pm PDT NEW
            There's an egg under there NT by Entropy Stew 04/02/2009, 2:26pm PDT NEW
            Hey, I give the answers around here. NT by Last 04/02/2009, 7:48pm PDT NEW
        Those glasses are way too tame for Yoko. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/02/2009, 2:42pm PDT NEW
        Carrie-Anne Moss? NT by Fortinbras 04/02/2009, 3:05pm PDT NEW
        One wonders what treasure she's bringing home in that shopping bag. by Fussbett 04/02/2009, 5:15pm PDT NEW
            definitely a demo recording by up with pod people 04/02/2009, 8:23pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Back to Men's Edition by I need clarification 04/02/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
        Miley Cyrus ten years from now NT by Last 04/03/2009, 6:05am PDT NEW
        Kirstie Alley NT by Fortinbras 04/03/2009, 9:41am PDT NEW
        The woman from Third Rock From the Sun NT by Choson 04/03/2009, 10:47am PDT NEW
            saw it coming NT by gruman 04/03/2009, 10:51am PDT NEW
        Terl NT by Zsenitan 04/03/2009, 11:30am PDT NEW
        Anna Paquin in Rogue: the Childbearing Years NT by up with pod people 04/03/2009, 12:19pm PDT NEW
        A) apparently by Bananadine 04/05/2009, 6:19pm PDT NEW
    Who is this: Men's Edition? Women's? by Rafiki 05/05/2009, 9:47am PDT NEW
        Totally shared this pic set on my reader rss so all my loyal readers already kno NT by Zsenitan 05/05/2009, 10:55am PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XIII by Fussbett 05/11/2009, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, she was large on SNL recently. NT by Last 05/11/2009, 5:50pm PDT NEW
        four more bears NT by gruman 05/11/2009, 8:43pm PDT NEW
        Sam Kinnison NT by Fortinbras 05/12/2009, 1:00pm PDT NEW
            Kinison. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2009, 1:05pm PDT NEW
                F-U-C-K Y-O-U NT by Fortinbras 05/12/2009, 3:42pm PDT NEW
        Meat Loaf is two words. *nodding with pipe in face* NT by laudablepuss 05/12/2009, 4:00pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XIV by Fussbett 05/26/2009, 8:13pm PDT NEW
        Marilyn Manson will never win back Dita Von Teese looking like that =/ NT by Fortinbras 05/26/2009, 8:21pm PDT NEW
        Kathy Najimy NT by Zsenitan 05/26/2009, 8:36pm PDT NEW
            Really? She was so hot on Veronica's Closet :( NT by Whoa, deja vu. 05/26/2009, 10:08pm PDT NEW
        A young Palpatine NT by Entropy Stew 05/26/2009, 8:49pm PDT NEW
        Nic Cage's son (AKA "Nic Cage's son") NT by I need clarification 05/26/2009, 9:21pm PDT NEW
    Who Is This? Part XV by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/17/2009, 5:50pm PDT NEW
        Last's Baby Mama NT by Fortinbras 07/17/2009, 8:17pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XVI by Fussbett 08/19/2009, 12:45am PDT NEW
        Steven Tyler NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/19/2009, 1:51am PDT NEW
            Holy shit, it is Steven Tyler! I thought I was joking :( by Jerry Whorebach 11/09/2009, 4:55pm PST NEW
                Re: Holy shit, it is Steven Tyler! I thought I was joking :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/09/2009, 4:59pm PST NEW
        Crazy Frog? NT by Last 08/19/2009, 8:17am PDT NEW
        rachel zoe NT by up with pod people 08/19/2009, 8:20am PDT NEW
        Mary Kate Olsen NT by Zsenitan 08/19/2009, 10:09am PDT NEW
    Who Is This? Part XVII by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/23/2009, 12:31am PDT NEW
        Prince Harry of Wales NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 12:57am PDT NEW
        Oh wait, it says on his nametag NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 12:59am PDT NEW
        caveman train conductor NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/23/2009, 1:01am PDT NEW
            The Slack-Jawed Yokel Express NT by Fortinbras 08/23/2009, 1:03am PDT NEW
        MRIIIIIUH NT by up with pod people 08/23/2009, 4:15am PDT NEW
        Dakey Dunn NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2009, 5:21am PDT NEW
        A screen capture from Just One of the Guys on Blu-Ray NT by Rafiki 08/23/2009, 10:26am PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XVIII by I need clarification 09/02/2009, 10:49am PDT NEW
        haha I know this one but let's call him seth rogen NT by up with pod people 09/02/2009, 10:51am PDT NEW
        Levi Johnston? NT by Last 09/02/2009, 10:56am PDT NEW
            Levi Johnston is still lean and hungry. by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/02/2009, 12:12pm PDT NEW
                point is you want to see his junk NT by gruman 09/02/2009, 12:27pm PDT NEW
        IMG SRC=spoiler :( NT by Ray of Light 09/02/2009, 12:57pm PDT NEW
    Part XIX by E. L. Koba 10/19/2009, 8:52am PDT NEW
        Rudy Giuliani? NT by Entropy Stew 10/19/2009, 9:49am PDT NEW
        sigourney weaver post jaw reduction (but seriously folks) by up with pod people 10/19/2009, 9:54am PDT NEW
        My eyes are too sad to cry. NT by Fullofkittens 10/19/2009, 10:31am PDT NEW
            Re: My eyes are too sad to cry. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 10/19/2009, 10:58am PDT NEW
                So, it's Zseni? NT by Mr. Helper 10/20/2009, 6:40am PDT NEW
    PART XX ... XXL, I MEAN by Noi Dau Don 12/11/2009, 6:32pm PST NEW
        Re: PART XX ... XXL, I MEAN by laudablepuss 12/11/2009, 8:49pm PST NEW
        Ulysses X. Lugman by Last 12/11/2009, 10:31pm PST NEW
            Re: Ulysses X. Lugman by Last 12/12/2009, 11:02am PST NEW
                Re: Ulysses X. Lugman by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2009, 12:44pm PST NEW
                    er, you know HOW all etc NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2009, 12:45pm PST NEW
                    Stryfe vs Wylde Chylde vs Kwannon vs Domino (basically 90's X-Men sucked). by Last 12/12/2009, 4:38pm PST NEW
                        spelling your name with excessive letter "y"s stopping being cool before that by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2009, 11:23pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXI by I need clarification 12/13/2009, 10:54pm PST NEW
        Paul Martin NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 12:46am PST NEW
            I gave my first blowjob to a waiter that looked like Paul Martin. NT by Mysterious Stranger 12/14/2009, 2:05am PST NEW
                Were you wearing your "construction outfit"? NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/14/2009, 2:40am PST NEW
                BDR? NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2009, 2:54pm PST NEW
        Not Sam Jones by Vested Id 12/14/2009, 12:57am PST NEW
        Reminds me of a young Alan Hale...... OHHH HOLLYWOOD THOSE WERE THE DAYS. NT by Last 12/14/2009, 6:42am PST NEW
        Here's a hint: Bee-da-bee-da-bee-da-beep OY VEY, WHAT HAPPENED? NT by I need clarification 12/14/2009, 11:00am PST NEW
            Twiggy Goldbank? Buck Rodgers and Hammerstein? Cyberjew? Schpidah Mastermind? NT by Entropy Stew 12/14/2009, 11:20am PST NEW
        Re: Who is this? Part XXI by Noi Dau Don 12/14/2009, 11:25am PST NEW
            Please say Neil Flynn. NT by Last 12/14/2009, 2:52pm PST NEW
            That movie is all kinds of awesome. by Fullofkittens 12/14/2009, 4:49pm PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXII by Jerry Whorebach 01/19/2010, 11:24am PST NEW
        Yeek! No wonder Cameron turned into a furry. NT by Mischief Maker 01/19/2010, 11:52am PST NEW
        Future humans knew she'd turn out like this and still sent robots back in time t NT by I need clarification 01/19/2010, 1:44pm PST NEW
    Who is this? part XXIII by Noah Cross 03/15/2010, 12:47am PDT NEW
        She can look so much better than that, when she put some effort into it. by I need clarification 03/15/2010, 3:29am PDT NEW
    Who is this? Part XXIV by Jerry Whorebach 06/03/2010, 8:57pm PDT NEW
    Who Is This? XXV by Rafiki 04/06/2011, 9:17pm PDT NEW
        martin short by up with pod people 04/06/2011, 9:22pm PDT NEW
    Who is this XXVI by Fussbett 08/08/2011, 7:53pm PDT NEW
        (it's Meatloaf, BTW) NT by Fussbett 08/08/2011, 7:55pm PDT NEW
            What made you decide to assert that? Nothing the man has said, or IMDB or by laudablepuss 09/01/2011, 2:56am PDT NEW
        incomperable NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/08/2011, 9:02pm PDT NEW
        Holy shit! by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:46pm PDT NEW
    Who is this? PART XXVI by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:56pm PDT NEW
        OH SHIT XXVII by Fullofkittens 08/31/2011, 7:56pm PDT NEW
        Jared Leto NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/31/2011, 8:10pm PDT NEW
            Destructoids' Jim Sterling NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/01/2011, 9:20am PDT NEW
        This one really needs multiple choice. NT by Meat Loaf? 08/31/2011, 11:43pm PDT NEW
            Look out Susanna Hoffs! by Fullofkittens 09/01/2011, 6:25am PDT NEW
    Who is This? XVIII by Arbit 09/10/2011, 10:15pm PDT NEW
        hint by Arbit 09/12/2011, 8:00pm PDT NEW
            Steve Guttenberg? NT by Last 09/12/2011, 9:49pm PDT NEW
            It's always Fred Durst. NT by Shredder 09/12/2011, 10:06pm PDT NEW
    It's Meatloaf Part V by Rafiki 10/12/2011, 8:52pm PDT NEW
        ^ new image link by Rafiki 02/07/2017, 7:40pm PST NEW
    Who is This Part XXIV by WITTGENSTEIN 02/10/2014, 7:53pm PST NEW
        Old Who is This? veterans may remember that this is a repeat performance. NT by Holy shit, a 6-year thread. 02/11/2014, 1:04am PST NEW
    Who is this? Part XXV by WITTGENSTEIN 05/19/2015, 12:11pm PDT NEW
        MEAT SPACE LOAF by laudablepuss 05/19/2015, 3:11pm PDT NEW
    HALP THE IMAGES ARE BIFFED NT by laudablepuss 05/19/2015, 3:10pm PDT NEW
    Who is this XXVI - I love this thread too much to let it die by Rafiki 02/07/2017, 7:39pm PST NEW
        Kevin Costner in SeaWorld NT by Stephen King 02/07/2017, 7:53pm PST NEW
        I can't believe how many links are dead. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/07/2017, 8:40pm PST NEW
        Paul Shaffer? NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 02/07/2017, 9:16pm PST NEW
        Johnny Lyndon NT by Worm 02/07/2017, 9:21pm PST NEW
            *Lydon NT by Caltrops Cares (about spelling) 02/07/2017, 9:22pm PST NEW

The ugliest city on Earth by fabio 02/03/2017, 4:43pm PST NEW
    Who gets to live in the cheerful yellow quarter? NT by Mischief Maker 02/03/2017, 4:53pm PST NEW

Happy New Year, all of us. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/01/2017, 12:25am PST NEW
    The worst part of 2016... by Mischief Maker 01/01/2017, 5:36am PST NEW

Which is the forum to complain about mods? by too ashamed 12/22/2013, 11:14pm PST NEW
    Please invite your friends over here. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2013, 11:27pm PST NEW
        DEAR PENNY ARCADE FORUM, I HAVE MADE A COMIC FOR YOU by jawo 12/25/2013, 12:26am PST NEW
    EVERYWHERE! by Mischief Maker 12/22/2013, 11:29pm PST NEW
    Technically? We Love Katamari NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 8:16am PST NEW
    Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by Souffle of Pain 12/23/2013, 9:53am PST NEW
        Re: Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/23/2013, 11:40am PST NEW
        Re: Tube is the biggest piece of shit on the internet! Look at this guy! by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 5:59pm PST NEW
            Will do, sir. And thanks. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 10:23am PST NEW
            Realize this is probably going to get me banned! NT by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:20pm PST NEW
                How would they know who you are? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:32pm PST NEW
                Re: Realize this is probably going to get me banned! by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 2:37pm PST NEW
                    It's "Indie Game Review Weekly" and I post there as "japan." Thanks a lot. NT by Indie Game Review Weekly. 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST NEW
                        This is my favorite thread so far. NT by John Gulp 05/10/2014, 8:39pm PDT NEW
        You can change your username if you donate to Child's Play. by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 2:31pm PST NEW
    The "what are you doing with your life?" line is becoming way to much of a go to by Worm 12/23/2013, 10:20am PST NEW
        If you buy PA merch, perhaps a few moments are in order to reflect on your life. by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 2:15pm PST NEW
        I love how they try to frame their shittiness with having more GOODWILL CHEER by than everyone else 12/23/2013, 6:09pm PST NEW
    update by too ashamed 12/23/2013, 6:01pm PST NEW
    Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by Digger Nicks 12/23/2013, 6:28pm PST NEW
        SLURP SLURP SLURP NT by SLURP 12/23/2013, 6:34pm PST NEW
            Jsoh, please, that's enough. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 10:26pm PST NEW
        Yes, why would anyone point out retards to laugh at? by This week fucking sucked you guys 12/23/2013, 6:43pm PST NEW
            Re: Yes, why would anyone point out retards to laugh at? by Mysterio 12/23/2013, 6:52pm PST NEW
        Can you tell Tube we're all laughing at him? by Mysterio 12/23/2013, 7:58pm PST NEW
        You guys should probably call it the Kristmas Koncentration Kamp by WITTGENSTEIN 12/23/2013, 10:10pm PST NEW
    Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by lol 12/24/2013, 8:58am PST NEW
    Jesus, what awful people they are. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 9:20am PST NEW
    One of their shit-licking moderators, "Jacobkosh," found this thread. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2013, 9:51am PST NEW
        Ha, one of them had their brains scrambled by the threaded forum NT by devin 12/24/2013, 9:56am PST NEW
            Threaded comments are why that "Reddit" site will never take off. NT by Flat4evr 12/25/2013, 10:59pm PST NEW
        I love it when people find this thread on Caltrops! Welcome PA faggots! NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 10:48am PST NEW
        So many gems by skip 12/24/2013, 11:40am PST NEW
            Re: So many gems by Mysterio 12/24/2013, 11:56am PST NEW
            Re: So many gems by Flat4evr 12/25/2013, 11:14pm PST NEW
                Re: So many gems by Mysterio 12/25/2013, 11:35pm PST NEW
                Claiming personal ownership for a community is probably the shittiest thing ever by Worm 12/26/2013, 11:43am PST NEW
        I'm honestly curious how they found the thread by than everyone else 12/24/2013, 2:38pm PST NEW
            #4. - Narcissistic faggots with google alerts set for their username & PA NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/24/2013, 7:25pm PST NEW
        Best Christmas Ever? NT by False Premise 12/24/2013, 11:27pm PST NEW
        Re: One of their shit-licking moderators, "Jacobkosh," found this thread. by jawo 12/24/2013, 11:42pm PST NEW
    Re: Which is the forum to complain about mods? by Mysterio 12/24/2013, 10:28am PST NEW
    Ha ha, this has become so beautiful. NT by Last 12/24/2013, 10:31pm PST NEW
    My favorite part was by Kenji Carter 12/27/2013, 4:08pm PST NEW
    ATT: PENNY ARCADE MODS! OP WAS FRED PENDLETON! by ATTENTION PA MODS! 12/30/2013, 9:05am PST NEW
        Who? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/12/2014, 12:54pm PDT NEW
    Guess which dumb fuck admins ruined their forum again? by PA Insider 12/24/2014, 10:17am PST NEW
        My new favorite Christmas tradition. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/24/2014, 10:23am PST NEW
    More PA faggotry by fucking faggots 03/05/2015, 9:07pm PST NEW
        Toxic can be declared insensitive to ecologically minded people. NT by Worm 03/05/2015, 9:38pm PST NEW
            to narcissistic faggots NT by Vested Id 03/06/2015, 12:09am PST NEW
        We don't have cancer in Moscow. NT by Doctor Zhivago 03/05/2015, 11:17pm PST NEW
    Almost that time again NT by Merry Christmas! 12/21/2015, 12:03am PST NEW
        I also returned in order to enjoy this thread. Merry Christmas. NT by Kenji Carter 12/21/2015, 10:25am PST NEW
        That piece of shit Tube is at it again! by fuckers 12/23/2015, 6:58am PST NEW
            Re: That piece of shit Tube is at it again! by Mysterio Lollerson 12/23/2015, 3:33pm PST NEW
                Lining up to praise so they won't be next by fuckers 12/23/2015, 4:45pm PST NEW
            More bannings and thread closings! by Tube of PA is a piece of shit 12/24/2015, 3:54pm PST NEW
                Tube the Penny Arcade mod is a subhuman piece of shit NT by Google alert notifications 12/24/2015, 3:56pm PST NEW
    Back again! Did you guys miss us? by The world's most worthless people 12/23/2016, 4:15pm PST NEW

Dropbox killing off public folders for basic users by Depressing 12/16/2016, 10:36pm PST NEW

This is fake, but (imgur content) by John Gulp 12/09/2016, 8:41am PST NEW
    I think it's just there as part of the lie the main thing is before Christmas. NT by Worm 12/09/2016, 10:07am PST NEW

Microsoft to take on Slack by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/02/2016, 11:30am PDT NEW
    Try Office 365 for 1 month by Get Office 11/02/2016, 11:46am PDT NEW
    Re: Microsoft to take on Slack by Slack Advocate 11/19/2016, 4:55am PST NEW

IFTTT by skip 11/05/2016, 12:24pm PDT NEW
    IFTTT is doomed because Microsoft is giving their product away for free in 360 by blackwater 11/05/2016, 9:26pm PDT NEW

This needs to stop by laudablepuss 07/31/2014, 2:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: This needs to stop by laudablepuss 09/19/2014, 3:21pm PDT NEW
        Ars still doesn't understand the internet by laudablepuss 10/14/2016, 3:38pm PDT NEW

New ND license plate by laudablepuss 10/07/2016, 6:55am PDT NEW

I am never leaving the house again by Senor Barborito 06/24/2003, 8:27pm PDT NEW
    Re: I am never leaving the house again by Live Studio Audience 06/24/2003, 11:32pm PDT NEW
        There's water near Seattle? by I need clarification 06/24/2003, 11:39pm PDT NEW
    $8!!!???!!! by FoK 06/24/2003, 11:36pm PDT NEW
        Re: $8!!!???!!! by Chairman Mao 06/25/2003, 12:03am PDT NEW
            Re: $8!!!???!!! by FoK 06/25/2003, 12:08am PDT NEW
                Re: $8!!!???!!! by Chairman Mao 06/25/2003, 12:20am PDT NEW
                    Let me guess... by Mysterio 06/25/2003, 6:22am PDT NEW
                        ATOR! Maybe. by Bill Dungsroman 06/25/2003, 12:05pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Let me guess... by Chairman Mao 06/25/2003, 1:49pm PDT NEW
        Hints by Senor Barborito 06/25/2003, 12:05am PDT NEW
            Re: Hints by FoK 06/25/2003, 12:15am PDT NEW
                Re: Hints by Senor Barborito 06/25/2003, 12:35am PDT NEW
                    Re: Hints by FoK 06/25/2003, 12:45am PDT NEW
                        Re: Hints by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 06/25/2003, 1:01am PDT NEW
                            Two words: Stuffed. Crust. by Senor Barborito 06/25/2003, 1:02am PDT NEW
                            Don't be dissin' the Hut. by FoK 06/25/2003, 1:12am PDT NEW
                                Re: Don't be dissin' the Hut. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/25/2003, 1:58am PDT NEW
                                    Tooting the horn by mrs. johnson 07/01/2003, 4:15pm PDT NEW
            pizza in the hizza by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 06/25/2003, 12:54am PDT NEW
                yd, you ignorant slut by Entropy Stew 06/25/2003, 1:28am PDT NEW
                    Hey get on IM NT by Senor Barborito 06/25/2003, 1:31am PDT NEW
                    Re: yd, you ignorant slut by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 06/25/2003, 1:37am PDT NEW
                        This forum uses html. Wear a cup ON YOUR PUSSY NT by Entropy Stew 06/25/2003, 1:51am PDT NEW
                            you'll need a big cup then NT by whydirt, caltrops braintrust 06/25/2003, 1:55am PDT NEW
                                I shove that terrible joke up your snatch and you die of toxic shock syndome NT by Entropy Stew 06/25/2003, 2:07am PDT NEW
            Where is Kthor? Besides below, I mean. by I need clarification 06/26/2003, 4:19am PDT NEW
                Connect a flight at OHare and buy some Gino's NT by Roop Dirump 06/26/2003, 4:53am PDT NEW
                Chicago would beg to differ by Entropy Stew 06/26/2003, 5:23am PDT NEW
                    Small pizzarias in NY and Chitown are going to be the best in the country. NT by Chairman Mao 06/26/2003, 12:59pm PDT NEW
                    I AM CORRECTED. ES is fucking right. by I need clarification 06/26/2003, 6:01pm PDT NEW
                        You're fucking right he's fucking right. by Fullofkittens 06/26/2003, 8:17pm PDT NEW
                            I used to like Chicago style... until I moved to New York. NT by Chairman Mao 06/26/2003, 8:19pm PDT NEW
                            Re: You're fucking right he's fucking right. by I need clarification 06/26/2003, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                                Re: You're fucking right he's fucking right. by Moab 06/26/2003, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                New York pizza is a myth, mostly by K. Thor Jensen 06/27/2003, 12:00pm PDT NEW
                    THX 4 PRO TIP by FoK 07/01/2003, 7:44am PDT NEW
                        More pizza pal pix by K. Thor Jensen 07/01/2003, 11:08am PDT NEW
    Re: I am never leaving the house again by DidC0tMaSSiF 06/25/2003, 8:57am PDT NEW
        shit, beat me to it. (n/t but i can't fool you!) by K. Thor Jensen 06/25/2003, 12:19pm PDT NEW
            Spock! Bones! Kill . . . . thisman! NT by Senor Barborito 06/25/2003, 12:47pm PDT NEW
    Re: I am never leaving the house again by Guido Jones 07/01/2003, 6:02am PDT NEW
    Did anyone else ever try this besides SB? NT by Winger 10/02/2016, 7:25pm PDT NEW

Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 2:41pm PST NEW
    Was this the east side of town or the west? Just curious. NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:00pm PST NEW
        Downtown. Students. NT by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:04pm PST NEW
    More Bicycle Assholery. by Mischief Maker 01/28/2013, 3:14pm PST NEW
        Probably why communism requires a dictator. :( NT by laudablepuss 01/28/2013, 3:19pm PST NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:25pm PST NEW
        douche off by fabio 01/28/2013, 4:34pm PST NEW
            The basketball guy NT by Fullofkittens 01/28/2013, 7:21pm PST NEW
        Said someone by Who never rides a bike 07/30/2014, 4:59pm PDT NEW
            threaded forums are sure hard by laudablepuss 07/31/2014, 9:04am PDT NEW
    If your car was steamroller you'd complain it's too slow, gets shitty gas miles NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/28/2013, 10:38pm PST NEW
    Nothing beats San Francisco/Bay Area bikers by Arbit 01/29/2013, 12:36pm PST NEW
    Ha-ha! by Mischief Maker 02/08/2013, 6:35pm PST NEW
    Therapy by justified homicide 02/27/2013, 8:26pm PST NEW
        Best video I have ever seen. NT by Souffle of Pain 02/27/2013, 9:24pm PST NEW
        another by death threat depreciation 11/29/2014, 10:58pm PST NEW
        More Critical Mass assholes by fuckers 09/14/2015, 4:01pm PDT NEW
            Even funnier, it was a ZIPCAR NT by the poster child for going CARLESS 09/14/2015, 10:20pm PDT NEW
    More assholes by fabio 03/01/2013, 5:21pm PST NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Roop 03/01/2013, 11:06pm PST NEW
        "I should have killed him when I had the chance. He'd be dead now." -Breaking Aw NT by ay Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/02/2013, 12:20am PST NEW
            You could turn it all around in an instant--and become instantly wheelchair cool by Roop 03/02/2013, 4:05am PST NEW
    Come to think of it by withheld 03/03/2013, 2:51pm PST NEW
        damn by withheld 04/03/2013, 10:24pm PDT NEW
    ASSHOLES by withheld 04/05/2013, 12:17pm PDT NEW
        "Poverty Tourists" I like that! I'm gonna use that in the future. by Mischief Mixer 04/05/2013, 12:47pm PDT NEW
    So I tried to rent a bike by fuckers 05/16/2013, 9:50am PDT NEW
        See my previous post about the red bikes by Mischief Maker 05/16/2013, 10:41am PDT NEW
            There's only 2 reasons for this as far as I can tell by fuckers 05/16/2013, 11:09am PDT NEW
                Ah Yes, a little of the ol' bilk and milk! NT by Worm 05/16/2013, 1:23pm PDT NEW
        Holy shit. Zipcar is like $74 a day NT by Entropy Stew 05/16/2013, 11:59am PDT NEW
            and we're less than $1000 NT by limos 05/16/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW
    Asshole bicyclist takes matters into his own hands by asshole 05/29/2013, 3:01am PDT NEW
        Ballcap+sunglasses over balaclava sets new standard for all douchebags. NT by fucking newbie 05/29/2013, 5:19am PDT NEW
        "Thieves bring out the worst in this city" by Worm 05/29/2013, 6:21am PDT NEW
    Assholes x14 by Mischief Maker 07/20/2013, 5:48pm PDT NEW
        The whole bike taxi trend is obnoxious by fuckers 07/24/2013, 7:53pm PDT NEW
    Felony Manslaughter by laudablepuss 07/24/2013, 11:13am PDT NEW
        The victim was jaywalking so they cancel each other out, your honor! NT by MM 07/24/2013, 4:09pm PDT NEW
    The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Jerry Whorebach 07/24/2013, 1:12pm PDT NEW
        Re: The only people worse than cyclists are motorists. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW
            Knock on Wood.. . by ICJ 07/24/2013, 7:14pm PDT NEW
        Being a rider made me a better driver by Entropy Stew 07/25/2013, 11:00am PDT NEW
            It literally gives you spider-sense by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 07/26/2013, 12:52am PDT NEW
                Shortly after I started riding I nearly ended up in an SUV's grille by Entropy Stew 07/26/2013, 6:53am PDT NEW
    Simply touching a bike gives total ownership of the road. by Mischief Maker 09/10/2013, 6:11pm PDT NEW
    So I've started biking to work by fabio 07/27/2014, 11:26pm PDT NEW
        Sidewalks by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 3:45am PDT NEW
        Absolutely correct by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 7:16am PDT NEW
            Per your request... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/28/2014, 1:34pm PDT NEW
                "Denver Be Bikes" NT by god 07/28/2014, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                    Can you make all your posts with a high-end ASCII character please? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:38pm PDT NEW
        Re: So I've started biking to work by laudablepuss 07/28/2014, 3:10pm PDT NEW
            Re: So I've started biking to work by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2014, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                My bike store guy by Fullofkittens 07/28/2014, 6:01pm PDT NEW
        The roads in the US just aren't designed for bicycles. by blackwater 08/01/2014, 1:25am PDT NEW
            I might have bought this before I started biking myself by fabio 08/01/2014, 11:38pm PDT NEW
                Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by blackwater 08/02/2014, 8:48am PDT NEW
                    Re: Yep. I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane... because... by Fullofkittens 09/27/2014, 6:59pm PDT NEW
        More encounters with the bicyclist menace by fabio 08/05/2014, 6:06am PDT NEW
            They really are garbage human beings. by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/13/2014, 11:21am PDT NEW
    Over here it's not that big of a problem, at least not out here in the sticks by Eurotrash 08/02/2014, 1:02am PDT NEW
    Douchebag saxophonist and competitive cyclist renders mother braindead in NY by WITTGENSTEIN 09/21/2014, 6:01am PDT NEW
    Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Mischief Maker 09/29/2016, 6:53am PDT NEW
        Re: Bicyclists are Assholes. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/29/2016, 9:02am PDT NEW
            I suggest we bring back the pillory by Public Bikehole Punishment 10/01/2016, 1:27pm PDT NEW

Who was that short old man in all those 90s commercials? by fabio 09/26/2016, 12:46pm PDT NEW
    Uh, Wilford Brimley? Was it oatmeal? NT by laudablepuss 09/26/2016, 12:49pm PDT NEW
    never mind, Calvert DeForest by fabio 09/26/2016, 12:57pm PDT NEW
        Hahahaha Larry Bud Melman by laudablepuss 09/26/2016, 12:59pm PDT NEW
            1 800 Collect, Little Caesars NT by fabio 09/26/2016, 1:14pm PDT NEW

Happy 9/11! ^_^ NT by Somethingawful edgelord 09/11/2016, 4:14pm PDT NEW

theringer.com, a three act play by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/01/2016, 11:22am PDT NEW
    Hahahaha! by laudablepuss 06/01/2016, 12:03pm PDT NEW
    Read the first 20 or so sentences at least by laudablepuss 06/10/2016, 3:13pm PDT NEW
        Buck got laid? NT by *resets opinion* 06/10/2016, 4:02pm PDT NEW
            It's a really terrible site. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2016, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                Didn't the angry video game nerd give GnG a rating of diarrhea dump out of ass? by Dream Cast 07/17/2016, 8:11pm PDT NEW

Let's get one thing straight. NT by This is a giant cock 07/16/2016, 3:15am PDT NEW
    Re: Let's get one thing straight. by Rey Mysterio Jr. 07/16/2016, 10:06am PDT NEW

Shit that didn't exist 5-15 years ago by Snowflake culture watch 06/25/2016, 3:32am PDT NEW
    Toxic is handy by Vested Id 06/25/2016, 4:04am PDT NEW
        That's not how I'd use that word NT by Britney Spears 06/25/2016, 12:14pm PDT NEW
            Shameless plug by Dan Harmon 06/25/2016, 2:32pm PDT NEW
                I'm gonna fucking sue you-wait, is that a Sony Trinitron? NT by Britney Spears 07/01/2016, 2:01pm PDT NEW
    Not only did everyone know what a peanut allergy was 15 years ago, I'm pretty by sure we had this same conversation. 06/25/2016, 12:43pm PDT NEW
        Mostly branding & business strategy by Coincidental merchant 06/25/2016, 3:05pm PDT NEW
            I like how you took an electronic hate highlighter pen to some of those words. by sure we had this same conversation. 06/25/2016, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                It's inspired by how many see things by Merchant didn't tip you off? 06/25/2016, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                    That doesn't even sound like human speech! It's like you're just guessing at how NT by those words are pronounced. 06/25/2016, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                        Accusing we're subhumans!? by HELLO REAL COPS? 06/25/2016, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                            This is where I realize I was being mean to a foreign borat guy the whole time. by those words are pronounced. 06/25/2016, 6:17pm PDT NEW
                                Don't feel bad by Domestic Borat 06/25/2016, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                                    Today I saw a bumper sticker that said "NO RAGRETS". by those words are pronounced. 06/25/2016, 9:53pm PDT NEW
                                        Watching two Mysterios have a slapfight. This is fascinating. NT by Like two assholes on a first date 06/26/2016, 9:53am PDT NEW
                                            I'd better get in on this fascinating slapfight--OH GOD I GOT SLAPPED!! NT by WHO DID THAT? WHO SLAPPED ME? 06/26/2016, 10:57am PDT NEW
                                                Which one of y'all kicked me? NT by Chris Tucker 06/27/2016, 3:06pm PDT NEW
                                        I wish more antisemites were equitable and included the rest of the middle east by actual jew 06/27/2016, 11:29am PDT NEW
                                            This couldn't be any more Balki if it was a list of all the parts of your body NT by besides the asshole. Good job. 06/27/2016, 3:26pm PDT NEW
    Re: Shit that didn't exist 5-15 years ago by Tony Soprano the special snowflake 06/28/2016, 9:40am PDT NEW
    Camwhore being an acceptable college job/career by Worm 07/01/2016, 1:49pm PDT NEW

Is Firevox just the worst browser right now? by fabio 02/12/2016, 1:38am PST NEW
    FOX NT by Mulder 02/12/2016, 1:50am PST NEW
    Fx continues to bleed out by Expired NSCP Options 02/12/2016, 2:28pm PST NEW
    I hope Brave shits all over FF by Entropy Stew 02/12/2016, 4:58pm PST NEW
        No way. That guy called his new browser "Brave"? by Kenji Carter 02/12/2016, 7:38pm PST NEW
            Brave First Impressions by Free QA, uh no, Customer Engagement 02/12/2016, 9:56pm PST NEW
        as we learn from FF, the problem with letting Mormons develop a browser by Ray of Light 02/24/2016, 6:43pm PST NEW
            RIP XUL by WebKit Forks EVERYWHERE 02/24/2016, 10:48pm PST NEW
                Mozilla has been circling the drain for some time now. by Gently masturbated by a Chrome dev 02/25/2016, 12:09am PST NEW
                    I'm hoping Servo replaces it in 5 years by Gently Masturbated by a &mut T 02/25/2016, 3:05pm PST NEW
                        They just added GPU accel and its running at hundreds of fps by Entropy Stew 02/27/2016, 5:08pm PST NEW
                            Ok, that's slightly more promising by Mysteriozilla 02/27/2016, 8:00pm PST NEW
    and Netflix! by fabio 02/14/2016, 11:10am PST NEW
    Firefox finally kicked the bucket by fabio 06/22/2016, 2:42am PDT NEW
    Re: Is Firevox just the worst browser right now? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/26/2016, 3:05pm PDT NEW

Where did you go, Tony? NT by Mysterio 06/17/2016, 11:29pm PDT NEW
    Maybe if we say YO three times? by Roop 06/22/2016, 1:17pm PDT NEW

Kickstarter paid a fucking dividend. by Jack Bauer 06/17/2016, 8:09pm PDT NEW
    A tech startup building a sustainable business model? by Oom Shnibble 06/19/2016, 2:56am PDT NEW
    Money from failed dreams by skip 06/21/2016, 9:01pm PDT NEW

Damned kids making me feel like an old man. by Mischief Maker 06/05/2016, 3:05pm PDT NEW
    "Give me the Tank Girl" NT by Entropy Stew 06/10/2016, 11:15am PDT NEW

"Show up at 6:30 in the morning for the interview." by Mysterious Stranger 06/04/2016, 7:15pm PDT NEW
    I wouldn't blink at a 6:30 interview. by Vaisakhi 2016 06/04/2016, 9:55pm PDT NEW
    Similar profile could be written about him by Snark from Khaki Mountain 06/04/2016, 10:29pm PDT NEW
        I found a comment that makes me take his side though by Mysterious Stranger 06/04/2016, 10:57pm PDT NEW
            Public transit starts up around 5:15 am by long time listenerfirst time seller 06/05/2016, 2:15am PDT NEW
                Harper interview tips informercial would be a good skit by Mysterio for Hire 06/05/2016, 1:11pm PDT NEW

Caltrops's archive.is entries are interesting to me. by John Gulp 04/25/2016, 11:02am PDT NEW
    Oooooooooo we're in trouble! NT by Mysterio Lollerson 04/25/2016, 2:37pm PDT NEW
        American Beauty article should be saved by in all timecapsules 04/25/2016, 8:03pm PDT NEW
            That fucking article! by Mischief Maker 06/01/2016, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                Re: That fucking article! by Vested Id 06/01/2016, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                    Oh my god that fucking movie by fabio 06/01/2016, 10:52pm PDT NEW
                        (also jacking off at school constantly) NT by fabio 06/01/2016, 10:52pm PDT NEW
    Oh man, I haven't thought of Binro in a long time NT by Gently Masturbated by a Pekket Gun 05/27/2016, 9:13pm PDT NEW
        He's still on poetv.com by helpful NPC 06/01/2016, 1:27pm PDT NEW
        Explain? by Vested Id 06/01/2016, 3:09pm PDT NEW

I will pay anyone here cash to defend that SocialAutopsy Kickstarter. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 04/14/2016, 4:29pm PDT NEW
    How much cash and how successfully do I have to defend it NT by Rafiki 04/14/2016, 4:51pm PDT NEW
    They could introduce a rewards system for good behaviour. by "Good" Brad Handler 04/14/2016, 5:10pm PDT NEW
    Funding for this project was suspended by Kickstarter about 6 hours ago. by Worm 04/14/2016, 9:23pm PDT NEW
        wait, am I defending the idea or how half assed and shitty their kickstarter was by Worm 04/14/2016, 9:24pm PDT NEW
            Vape Nayshe - OUR TEAM NT by Vested Id 04/15/2016, 3:24am PDT NEW
    In order to save the internet, we had to bully it NT by fabio 04/15/2016, 2:39am PDT NEW
    I've got a cash bounty for someone. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2016, 7:06pm PDT NEW
        Six pages on mobile NT by Wow 04/16/2016, 8:18pm PDT NEW
            WAit, that's just the last year, it's just the last year! NT by Jhon Oliver 04/16/2016, 9:42pm PDT NEW
                I thought you were joking NT by Vested Id 04/18/2016, 6:31pm PDT NEW
        "If something is free, YOU are the product." by redditredditredditredditredditreddi 04/18/2016, 6:20pm PDT NEW

What is the argument here? by laudablepuss 04/18/2016, 4:34pm PDT NEW

ScarJoBot by laudablepuss 04/07/2016, 3:10pm PDT NEW
    Re: ScarJoBot by laudablepuss 04/08/2016, 7:00am PDT NEW

The Good Internet Writing Thread by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/02/2016, 3:08pm PDT NEW
    Was this is? This is pretty good. by Fullofkittens 04/03/2016, 6:36am PDT NEW
        *it, sheesh NT by Fullofkittens 04/03/2016, 6:37am PDT NEW
            That one is great, though the one I was thinking of was Unfinanced Entrepreneurs by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/03/2016, 12:44pm PDT NEW

Here come the emotional appeals to decrypt phones. by Mysterio Lollerson 04/02/2016, 12:33pm PDT NEW
    It's all his kid's dick, father arrested immediately for child pornography NT by Worm 04/02/2016, 1:44pm PDT NEW
    Why doesn't he ask the FBI to do it? by skip 04/03/2016, 12:45am PDT NEW
        It looks like they're going to unlock a phone in the case of a local arson. by Worm 04/03/2016, 8:39am PDT NEW

I GREW A SECOND PENIS! NT by HAHA APRIL FOOLS :( 04/01/2016, 6:50am PDT NEW
    Ahhh! Oh shit! Twindicks everywhere! by Mysterious Stranger 04/01/2016, 6:58am PDT NEW

Random grumblings about this evening by Mischief Maker 03/25/2016, 9:08pm PDT NEW
    My cell phone has an IR blaster by Roop 03/26/2016, 6:05am PDT NEW
    I've been wondering who this show is for by fabio 03/26/2016, 3:05pm PDT NEW

Mayor Rob Ford has died. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 11:29am PDT NEW
    Former NT by of Toronto 03/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT NEW
    Overdose? NT by Oom Shnibble 03/22/2016, 7:23pm PDT NEW
        Cancer NT by Mysterioso 03/22/2016, 7:34pm PDT NEW
            Jokes aside - cancer is a cunt. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy :( NT by Oom Shnibble 03/23/2016, 3:01am PDT NEW
                How about the choice between Antonin Scalia dying of cancer or not dying at all? NT by Zoe Quinn's sex life 03/23/2016, 1:23pm PDT NEW
                    Not like that event will make any difference after Trump picks the new nominee. NT by Mischief Maker 03/23/2016, 1:48pm PDT NEW
        of cells NT by Vested Id 03/22/2016, 7:40pm PDT NEW
            Hah! NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:07pm PDT NEW

This place is too rough for some people and I love it. NT by OG 03/14/2016, 9:27pm PDT NEW
    Fag. NT by Mischief Maker 03/15/2016, 5:23am PDT NEW
        Re: Fag. by OG 03/15/2016, 7:04am PDT NEW
    Cretinous reprobate pederast NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/15/2016, 6:54am PDT NEW
    It's not too rough. The non-consensual masturbation is NT by gentle. 03/15/2016, 3:00pm PDT NEW
        Please never stop, I love this joke. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/15/2016, 4:06pm PDT NEW
            Can't tell if sarcasm NT by Gently Masturbated by a Millenial 03/15/2016, 4:59pm PDT NEW
                I know, I feared as much, I'm serious (not sarcasm (ogod how do I stop (cretinou by The Happiness Engine 03/18/2016, 5:39pm PDT NEW

Millennial complains about work in open letter to boss, gets fired from Yelp by Ryan Paul 02/20/2016, 10:36am PST NEW
    context: minimum wage in SF is $12.25 as of May 2015, rising to $15 in 2018. NT by The Happiness Engine 02/24/2016, 3:26pm PST NEW
    She's so entitled, but I fucking hate Yelp's paid review racketeering. NT by I'm calling it a wash. 02/25/2016, 1:05pm PST NEW
    At least part of the story is her co-workers struggling by Vested Id 02/25/2016, 2:03pm PST NEW
        tl;dr don't sign a lease for an apartment you can't afford by blackwater 02/25/2016, 9:50pm PST NEW
            I work for a SF tech company, 90% of the employees live with multiple roomates NT by and i have an 1.5 hour commute 03/04/2016, 4:12pm PST NEW
    Hey I made a joke today by laudablepuss 03/04/2016, 3:25pm PST NEW
    This chick needs to hook up with the Noodles kid by Roop 03/15/2016, 4:32pm PDT NEW

define: irony by Ray of Light 02/24/2016, 2:03pm PST NEW
    Spare mange? NT by gaben 02/24/2016, 2:06pm PST NEW

The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light) by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 1:11pm PDT NEW
    Didn't ELIZA pass this test decades ago? NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 1:24pm PDT NEW
        This bet says the computer can fool skeptics for 2 hours. Eliza wasn't that goo NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:37pm PDT NEW
            Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 2:51pm PDT NEW
                    What are the commercial possibilities of a human-seeming instant messager bot? NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 5:53pm PDT NEW
                        A/S/L? NT by Robohooker 08/28/2008, 6:11pm PDT NEW
                        Script-driven customer support. NT by Last 08/28/2008, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                        Unlimited by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:11pm PDT NEW
                            I don't think conversation is the appeal of Real Doll TM NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                                You can bring it with you to office functions NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 9:30pm PDT NEW
                                download some programs off the internet and install them (O GOD WORM YOU SICK FU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/28/2008, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                                    Procedurally generated screaming. :) NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 9:40pm PDT NEW
                                        fractal scat NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                                            gape is something only a real AI could simulate NT by Worm 08/28/2008, 10:20pm PDT NEW
                                                That's NP-hard by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:32pm PDT NEW
                                                    he can't get NP hard unless he can enact a snuff film with them NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/29/2008, 1:01am PDT NEW
                                                    A traveling salesman has four suit cases with three women in them at points a, b NT by ,c, and d Worm 08/29/2008, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                            I think the first Turing Test success will be a faker, not an idea parser. NT by Fussbett 08/28/2008, 10:41pm PDT NEW
                                That was why I brought it up by Entropy Stew 08/28/2008, 11:22pm PDT NEW
                                    Additionally... by Entropy Stew 08/29/2008, 1:02am PDT NEW
                            More literate spam NT by mark 08/28/2008, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah, no one cares that ELIZA fooled some idiot back in 1967 when people... by Bananadine 08/28/2008, 6:59pm PDT NEW
                    I spent like 20 minutes reading those transcripts (logs). Mostly the human ones! NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:37pm PDT NEW
    I'm with Fussbett NT by Last 08/28/2008, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: The Long Bets (Mitchell Kapor vs Raymond Kurzweil / Fussbett vs Ray of Light by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 1:36pm PDT NEW
        What, no love for SLAC? by laudablepuss 08/28/2008, 2:47pm PDT NEW
            SPLAC? Compared to the obvious joke-name of the Large Hadron Collider? Come on! by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/28/2008, 5:35pm PDT NEW
    Futurists by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:34am PDT NEW
        Re: Futurists by Mischief Maker 08/29/2008, 7:57am PDT NEW
            DNA is involved in thinking . . . how exactly? (Hint: in no way whatsoever.) NT by laudablepuss 08/29/2008, 1:01pm PDT NEW
                I'm moving all of my money into this thread. BUY! BUY! NT by Caltrops meme futures trader 08/29/2008, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                untrue. Neurons use changes in gene expression to store information.___________ by blackwater 11/12/2013, 10:00pm PST NEW
                    It makes his statement true by laudablepuss 11/13/2013, 12:31pm PST NEW
                    Interesting, but that's epigenetic, not genetic NT by Entropy Stew 11/13/2013, 2:30pm PST NEW
                        YALLS MOM IS epigenetic NT by I had to paste that cos I couldn't 11/13/2013, 2:38pm PST NEW
        Hello! NT by Kraftwerk 08/29/2008, 2:11pm PDT NEW
            Hi! How many people are in Kraftwerk? Is that number more than one? Peace out. NT by Fussbett 08/29/2008, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            You're probably thinking of Georgio Moroder or someone like that v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/29/2008, 10:58pm PDT NEW
        Re: Futurists by Quétinbec 08/31/2008, 1:06am PDT NEW
            Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Fussbett 08/31/2008, 7:50am PDT NEW
                Re: Stop projecting your issues onto me! by Quétinbec 09/01/2008, 5:07am PDT NEW
                    Your girlfriend is in scare quotes - new site motto plz NT by Bunyip 09/01/2008, 6:20pm PDT NEW
                        I will do it in the hopes that we get more Bunyip, whom I enjoy NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/01/2008, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                            Ugh, when will ICJ stop bribing posters just to post? by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                    "girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Fussbett 09/01/2008, 8:00pm PDT NEW
                        Re: "girlfriend" is for out-of-country temporary make-do girlfriends. by Quétinbec 09/02/2008, 6:43am PDT NEW
                            How WOULD a 65 year old millionaire hope to get laid, QB? NT by FABIO 09/02/2008, 10:42am PDT NEW
                                He would mostly play computer games but occassionally whore. NT by Quétinbec 09/03/2008, 10:50pm PDT NEW
                            See if the Malay "girlfriend" will act as an older sister figure to the new "GF" by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 4:50am PDT NEW
                                She would rather murder us both. by Quétinbec 09/04/2008, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                                    You already know you can subdue her physically. by Fussbett 09/04/2008, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                                        Hurry up and inherit a farm, Fussbett! NT by SHEESH! 09/05/2008, 8:25am PDT NEW
                                    prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/05/2008, 2:27am PDT NEW
                                        Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by Quétinbec 09/06/2008, 8:16am PDT NEW
                                            Re: prease dont lie to good peopur by malay mango 09/06/2008, 10:26pm PDT NEW
                                                yeah, the guy obviously bleached his hair NT by people with eyes 09/08/2008, 3:56pm PDT NEW
            Re: Futurists by lurkie 02/03/2009, 8:17pm PST NEW
    2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Fussbett 11/10/2008, 1:42pm PST NEW
        You sound like Sara Palin (a stupid fuckin slut) by Jerry Whorebach 11/10/2008, 2:25pm PST NEW
        Q: A/S/L? A: "The answer is z." by Zsenitan 11/10/2008, 2:53pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Entropy Stew 11/10/2008, 3:58pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/10/2008, 4:14pm PST NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by bombMexico 11/10/2008, 6:43pm PST NEW
        I got it to out itself. by Rafiki 11/10/2008, 11:10pm PST NEW
            you arrogant ass you killed US NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 11/10/2008, 11:49pm PST NEW
                What if the torpedo missed the sub after he said that? by I need clarification 11/11/2008, 2:54am PST NEW
            Rafiki is consistently my favorite poster NT by Caltrops 11/11/2008, 4:10pm PST NEW
            oh my god by fabio 09/18/2013, 5:20am PDT NEW
                Hahahaha by Eurotrash 09/18/2013, 1:50pm PDT NEW
                    What happened by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/18/2013, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                        Ach, my post was just a slight anxiety attack, the result of an evening of by Eurotrash 09/19/2013, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: 2008 Loebner Prize winner fools 25% of the judges by Magnus, Robot Fighter 11/12/2008, 11:54am PST NEW
    Latest Kurzweil circle-jerk not lending him or his predictions any credibility. by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 6:13am PST NEW
        How much is the Wired staff masturbating about this news? by Fussbett 02/03/2009, 1:48pm PST NEW
        CHANCELLOR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/03/2009, 2:03pm PST NEW
            That's fancy academic-speak for the guy with THE FINEST of the oak pipes. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2009, 5:34pm PST NEW
                Bertrand Russell never got to be a Chancellor =/ NT by Fortinbras 03/22/2009, 1:25am PDT NEW
                    Psh and Grizzly Adams had a beard. NT by Shooter McGavin 03/22/2009, 11:16am PDT NEW
    *scary as shit graph* by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 6:17pm PDT NEW
        Or cool as shit. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 03/21/2009, 6:23pm PDT NEW
        Unless Kurzweil is short for Future-Kurzweil, how the H.G. Wells would he know? NT by Gruman 03/21/2009, 6:44pm PDT NEW
            reddit post addressing this very question by Ray of Light 03/21/2009, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                Re: reddit post addressing this very question by Entropy Stew 03/21/2009, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                    That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 9:31am PDT NEW
                        Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by E. L. Koba 03/22/2009, 10:12am PDT NEW
                            time and progress turn compute problems into I/O problems by Ray of Light 03/22/2009, 12:23pm PDT NEW
                                Senor Barborito by Fussbett 03/22/2009, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Senor Barborito by Entropy Stew 03/23/2009, 1:32am PDT NEW
                                        Not true~~~! by Zsenitan 03/24/2009, 9:26am PDT NEW
                                            So true NT by Kab(uke) Seme 01/17/2014, 1:03pm PST NEW
                        Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Mischief Maker 03/22/2009, 2:58pm PDT NEW
                            Re: That was written by me (for reddit) by Ray of Light 03/24/2009, 8:09am PDT NEW
        Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 10:35am PDT NEW
            Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by laudablepuss 03/27/2009, 12:16pm PDT NEW
                Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:19pm PDT NEW
                    A few other things by Ray of Light 03/27/2009, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Layman with questions, at the risk of sounding stupid! by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:13pm PDT NEW
                        (which is why I was using 10^16) NT by Fussbett 03/27/2009, 2:21pm PDT NEW
        Cat Brain achieved by Choson 11/18/2009, 11:16am PST NEW
            "The thinking part of the brain!" by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/18/2009, 2:01pm PST NEW
                Re: "The thinking part of the brain!" by Backpropagating Stew 11/19/2009, 7:41pm PST NEW
                    No by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/19/2009, 11:15pm PST NEW
    Update log: Ray is closing in on the prize (in his mind) by Fussbett 04/05/2010, 1:26pm PDT NEW
        Q1 2011 update: Computers good at Jeopardy (reference to "tweets" still ok) NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/20/2011, 5:17pm PST NEW
            sliding public idea of "what a computer can do" now biggest threat to my victory by Ray of Light 03/15/2011, 12:57am PDT NEW
                What do you think about surprise? NT by ELIZA 03/15/2011, 4:35am PDT NEW
    Twitter bots fool over 200 followers by E. L. Koba 03/27/2011, 6:05pm PDT NEW
        2012 Loebner Contest Website dumber than average Loebner chatbot by Souffle of Pain 05/18/2012, 3:13pm PDT NEW
            "The judge's questions appear in the bottom two panes." NT by WELL DUH what language ISN'T read f 05/19/2012, 8:32am PDT NEW
    Not looking good, Ray NT by Mysterious Stranger 01/01/2013, 8:51pm PST NEW
        Oh yeah? Computers are now taking on comedy. Already as funny as TDARCOS by Smell Gibson 01/04/2013, 7:10pm PST NEW
    Ray Kurzweil is now Google's director of engineering by Mr. Kool 01/02/2013, 8:17pm PST NEW
        It is not. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/02/2013, 8:58pm PST NEW
    2013 Loebner Prize winner's qualifier round by Mitsuku 09/18/2013, 3:28am PDT NEW
    What happens if the test is "passed" by obvious moron judges? NT by viDEEooo! 11/14/2013, 5:59am PST NEW
    Two more years, Ray! NT by Ray of Light Fan 01/01/2014, 9:36pm PST NEW
    Supercomputer takes 40m to simulate less than 1% of brain for 1 second. by Last 01/13/2014, 2:57pm PST NEW
    Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ray of Light 02/25/2014, 2:10am PST NEW
        A fine conclusion. One of the hallmarks of Caltrops. NT by Shredder 02/25/2014, 7:40am PST NEW
            "Will Ray or Fussbett still post to Caltrops by 2015" would have been a better b NT by Mysterio 05/14/2014, 10:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by laudablepuss 02/25/2014, 11:10am PST NEW
            Re: Paid out at 80 cents on the dollar by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/25/2014, 11:53am PST NEW
        Maybe you paid up too soon by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 1:27pm PDT NEW
            You got played by Captain Cyborg by Entropy Stew 06/09/2014, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                This is why I don't make bets with real money :( NT by laudablepuss 06/09/2014, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                PSH, I've seen better chatbots by Ray Kurzwell 06/11/2014, 8:29am PDT NEW
                    No I'm a 13 year old little boy, I swear NT by To Catch an AI 06/11/2014, 4:35pm PDT NEW
        Stinky is going into a counter top MAME "cabinet". Stinks less after the timeout NT by FSBT 06/10/2014, 9:52pm PDT NEW
        Where do you post these days, Ray? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 02/11/2016, 7:41pm PST NEW
    2 chat bots have at it by oooooooooooo! 09/28/2014, 7:59pm PDT NEW
    Fussbett wins by Fussbett 01/01/2016, 11:25pm PST NEW
        Re: Fussbett wins by Rafiki 01/02/2016, 10:56am PST NEW
    The biggest upset of this thread by fabio 01/02/2016, 9:05pm PST NEW

Decent cheap hosting recommendations by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2016, 8:29am PST NEW
    Weebly has a free option. NT by MM 02/11/2016, 8:59am PST NEW
    Dreamhost? NT by Entropy Stew 02/11/2016, 1:00pm PST NEW

So long, everyone by thanks 4 fish 02/08/2016, 9:15pm PST NEW

Post every time someone gets triggered by code by Souffle of Pain 02/02/2016, 7:08am PST NEW

Filters the internet needs by fabio 01/07/2016, 9:08am PST NEW
    That last one would make it hard to find Matthew Sweet's "Girlfriend" video NT by Mike Williams of USGamer.net 01/11/2016, 4:40pm PST NEW
        Re: That last one would make it hard to find Matthew Sweet's "Girlfriend" video by Mike Williams of USGamer.net 01/11/2016, 4:52pm PST NEW

He does it for free. by Mysterio 11/19/2015, 1:12pm PST NEW
    I call bullshit. When did he have time to microwave a second Hot Pocket? NT by Mischief Maker 11/19/2015, 3:53pm PST NEW

My generation by My generation 10/27/2015, 8:55am PDT NEW
    Yep, the middle class is getting fucked. by Oom Shnibble 10/27/2015, 9:56am PDT NEW
        47% dont pay income tax! NT by Mitt Romney 10/27/2015, 11:18am PDT NEW
    The average cost of a home is 188k. Solution: Move out of Seattle NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/27/2015, 10:47am PDT NEW
        Re: The average cost of a home is 188k. Solution: Move out of Seattle by Atheist Christpuncher 10/27/2015, 4:44pm PDT NEW
        Good news: Being a whiny urban hipster douche is now its own punishment. by dr. no 10/28/2015, 10:50pm PDT NEW
    750k = 7000% of 95k NT by new math 10/27/2015, 11:24am PDT NEW
        hyperbole NT by sins of the new fathers 10/28/2015, 1:21am PDT NEW
            a specific paranthetical number for a specific number NT by hyperbole for TDarcos 10/28/2015, 10:07am PDT NEW
    The pricing of houses here is roughly correct by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/30/2015, 8:52am PDT NEW
        No it's not you stupid paraplegic asshole, shut up. Go away. EUROTRASH HELP NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/30/2015, 10:59am PDT NEW
            I don't know anything about housing prices in your country. LEAVE ME ALONE by Eurotrash 10/30/2015, 1:02pm PDT NEW
            This is a case where Paul is 100% correct by Souffle of Pain 10/30/2015, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                Typical TARDCOSian anecdote by The Locust's Realator 10/31/2015, 3:02pm PDT NEW
            You got trolled by TDARCOS. GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER. by dr. no 11/18/2015, 2:03am PST NEW
                I bought my house for 100k in 2007 and it is currently worth 80k. #ThanksObama by Fullofkittens 11/18/2015, 6:17am PST NEW
                    Re: I bought my house for 100k in 2007 and it is currently worth 80k... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/18/2015, 5:47pm PST NEW
                Sure, I guess I'll finance the TDARCOS way via multiple credit cards by Overseas Property Manager 11/18/2015, 10:16pm PST NEW
        I wish to apologize for my misleading remark by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/18/2015, 5:17pm PST NEW

Whats with Redditors saying "salty" in EVERY post? by Souffle of Pain 11/03/2015, 6:40am PST NEW
    It means they think you're crying over an argument and enjoy salty tears. by WITTGENSTEIN 11/03/2015, 8:22am PST NEW
        My theory: generation of conflict-avoiders? by Mysterio Lollerson 11/03/2015, 8:37am PST NEW
            They don't avoid conflict generally. Reddit incentivizes pussyfooting. by Welcome to Omsk 11/03/2015, 8:54am PST NEW
            Holy fuck. It was just columbused from black people, ok? by Entropy Stew 11/03/2015, 7:24pm PST NEW
                plenty of people rely on catchphrases when they've got nothing to say by Worm 11/03/2015, 7:40pm PST NEW
                    Blatant misuse. I am claiming HIPSTER OWNERSHIP of this jargon by Entropy Stew 11/03/2015, 10:48pm PST NEW
    salty - mad about being bad by Entropy Stew 11/03/2015, 4:12pm PST NEW
    literally salty NT by skip 11/03/2015, 4:33pm PST NEW
    It means "ornery" or "cranky" or "pissy" or "you're cursing a lot" by Vested Id 11/03/2015, 5:04pm PST NEW
        what NT by Entropy Stew 11/03/2015, 7:15pm PST NEW
            I'm almost certain by Vested Id 11/03/2015, 9:52pm PST NEW
    Perhaps they just can't get over the time they were by raped by sailors. 11/04/2015, 4:56am PST NEW

Good semi-recent games for my Saitek HOTAS by Oom Shnibble 10/29/2015, 10:04am PDT NEW
    Elite: Dangerous, Freespace 2 total conversion mods by WITTGENSTEIN 10/29/2015, 10:29am PDT NEW
        The main thing discouraging me from Elite by Oom Shnibble 10/29/2015, 11:58am PDT NEW
            Nah by WITTGENSTEIN 10/29/2015, 1:21pm PDT NEW
            Re: The main thing discouraging me from Elite by Roop 10/30/2015, 6:27pm PDT NEW
    Flight sims? Are they even a thing anymore? Not saying they aren't, just been by Eurotrash 10/29/2015, 1:03pm PDT NEW
        DCS : Flaming Cliffs 3 looks promising. by Oom Shnibble 10/30/2015, 12:31am PDT NEW
        Jane's Fighter Anthology was the last one I played (it was good) by laudablepuss 10/31/2015, 7:32am PDT NEW
    Does this whet your appetite? by Mischief Maker 10/29/2015, 1:43pm PDT NEW
        You can only play Freespace 2 so any times. NT by Oom Shnibble 10/30/2015, 6:46am PDT NEW
            That's why there are a zillion custom campaigns! :) NT by Mischief Maker 10/30/2015, 11:03am PDT NEW
                Are there any with decent voice work? by fabio 10/31/2015, 12:00pm PDT NEW
                    Define "decent." by Mischief Maker 10/31/2015, 1:29pm PDT NEW

The P90X guy is a jacked Michael Scott clone! NT by holy shit 10/25/2015, 3:18pm PDT NEW

I will never understand people in comments of a game article that: by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/16/2015, 10:32am PDT NEW
    This one applies for all comments about software by Fullofkittens 10/16/2015, 12:50pm PDT NEW
        Ahahahah yes! This is perfect. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/16/2015, 1:06pm PDT NEW
        Re: This one applies for all comments about software by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/16/2015, 8:19pm PDT NEW
            OMG did he just go there? NT by He did, he just went there. 10/17/2015, 2:02pm PDT NEW
    Nothing about Brad was debunked. by Worm 10/16/2015, 12:51pm PDT NEW
        Re: Nothing about Brad was debunked. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/16/2015, 1:04pm PDT NEW
        Oh I'll never understand comments that say you should be doing something better. by Worm 10/16/2015, 1:09pm PDT NEW
            Oh I'll never understand comments that say you should be doing something better. by FREE MODS 10/16/2015, 1:51pm PDT NEW
                So Eidos and Ion Storm will get the money they were denied? NT by MM 10/16/2015, 2:39pm PDT NEW
            offshoot: the "just go do some vaguely related real world equivalent" guy by fabio 10/16/2015, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                or the most infuriating, "just go organize your own sports teams and play the NT by real thing" guy 10/16/2015, 10:23pm PDT NEW
                Me?? by Souffle of Pain 10/18/2015, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    Someone announcing their perspective as a GAMER DAD by fabio 10/16/2015, 10:10pm PDT NEW
    Star Citizen defenders NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/16/2015, 11:48pm PDT NEW
        ...who post their referral codes, of course NT by E. L. Koba 10/17/2015, 1:02pm PDT NEW
            "It's not vaporware. They just released <X> last month!" where x ? a game NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/17/2015, 5:04pm PDT NEW
    "If you dont have something nice to say about (game), dont say anything" guy NT by fabio 10/17/2015, 2:24pm PDT NEW
    The guy that doesn't understand pixel graphics by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/20/2015, 8:27am PDT NEW

Anxiety medicine by Gentleman Jim Browser 09/20/2015, 6:25pm PDT NEW
    Before you go for a prescription try speaking to a therapist specializing in CBT NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/20/2015, 6:52pm PDT NEW
        Ah yes, Libertarian Psychoanalysis NT by Vested Id 10/05/2015, 10:29pm PDT NEW
    Re: Anxiety medicine by Oom Shnibble 09/20/2015, 9:39pm PDT NEW
    Lexapro (citalopram/escitalopram) by The Happiness Engine 09/21/2015, 4:51pm PDT NEW
        Jesus Christ! NT by Roop 10/03/2015, 11:58pm PDT NEW
    I saw a TV show that recommended Viagra and X by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/26/2015, 7:15am PDT NEW
        She said NT by I fucked Paul. 09/26/2015, 12:00pm PDT NEW
    Jesus Christ! Avoid bullshit side effects and just smoke pot NT by Roop 10/03/2015, 11:29pm PDT NEW
        Because paranoia and anxiety make great bedfellows. NT by Oom Shnibble 10/04/2015, 5:06am PDT NEW
            Smoke better pot. NT by The Happiness Engine 10/05/2015, 3:46pm PDT NEW
                It was called Mind Rape. He only had three other batches. by Ted 10/05/2015, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                Some good Indica will avoid NT by anxiety 10/07/2015, 12:05am PDT NEW

My dog + my car = magnet for crazy ugly women! by Mischief Maker 10/03/2015, 6:43am PDT NEW
    God we're even using dashboard cams in a scummier way than Russia. NT by Worm 10/03/2015, 6:59am PDT NEW
        In Soviet Russia, people film foumd accidents. In America, Accidents find you! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/04/2015, 6:39am PDT NEW

Ars Technica shills for Microsoft yet again by blackwater 08/24/2015, 9:54pm PDT NEW
    Re: Ars Technica shills for Microsoft yet again by laudablepuss 09/12/2015, 2:50pm PDT NEW
        I care NT by Roop 10/03/2015, 11:35pm PDT NEW

Happy 9-11! NT by ^_^ 09/11/2015, 5:42am PDT NEW
    Hahaha! Holy shit Caltrops is on fire today. Awesome. NT by Eurotrash 09/11/2015, 9:46am PDT NEW

COCK COCK COCK BIG FAT COCK COCK COCK NT by Cock of Earl 08/24/2015, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    yaokay NT by WITTGENSTEIN 08/24/2015, 5:04pm PDT NEW

Why does everyone require mixed case, special characters, and numbers in passwor by ds now? -fucking idiot 08/15/2015, 3:03pm PDT NEW
    Steve Gibson figured out a secure password trick.... by Roop 08/15/2015, 3:42pm PDT NEW
    Re: Why does everyone require mixed case, special characters, and numbers in pas by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/15/2015, 10:26pm PDT NEW
        Re: Why does everyone require mixed case, special characters, and numbers in pas by Worm 08/16/2015, 12:42pm PDT NEW
            Wait that's not the right one is it? Oh well. NT by Worm 08/16/2015, 12:43pm PDT NEW
                No, but it's a terrible comic strip. You must have searched for by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/17/2015, 9:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: Why does everyone require mixed case, special characters, and numbers in p by Rafiki 08/16/2015, 8:02am PDT NEW
        I meant to cut off that last sentence by Rafiki 08/16/2015, 8:04am PDT NEW
            Apparently "microsoft honkies" in Polish = by "microsoft honkies" 08/16/2015, 1:55pm PDT NEW
    More character classes = more security by Entropy Stew 08/16/2015, 9:42pm PDT NEW
        Re: More character classes = more security by fucking idiot 08/16/2015, 11:06pm PDT NEW
            Ha ha hahaha by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/17/2015, 1:18am PDT NEW
            You didn't read my installation guide! by Rafiki 08/17/2015, 10:38am PDT NEW
                Did FoK's store app prediction come true? NT by fucking idiot 08/17/2015, 6:51pm PDT NEW
                Look at these disgusting bootlickers by idiot 08/18/2015, 6:14am PDT NEW
                    Re: Look at these disgusting bootlickers by Brian 08/18/2015, 8:30am PDT NEW
            I don't have enough security research cred to actually tell you if that's better by Entropy Stew 08/17/2015, 1:07pm PDT NEW
                I bet in practice they wouldn't be as secure by Fullofkittens 08/17/2015, 3:56pm PDT NEW
                    dumb idea by The Happiness Engine 08/19/2015, 4:04pm PDT NEW
                        Ha ha ha you dumb bastard by The Happiness Engine 08/19/2015, 4:27pm PDT NEW

Wittgenstein offers to rape stranger, loses it when he is rejected by Zseni 10/18/2014, 8:55am PDT NEW
    It's a Jerkcity reference. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 9:00am PDT NEW
        REQUIRED READING FOR TWEETING WITH WITTGENSTEIN ANYWHERE ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST by Zseni 10/18/2014, 9:04am PDT NEW
            What happened to my safe space to say what I feel about a subject? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 9:06am PDT NEW
                Consider that you took the line ~out of context~ NT by Zseni 10/18/2014, 9:07am PDT NEW
                    You do realize that just because I can't be arsed to take a username off when I by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 9:15am PDT NEW
                        Don't kiss up to me, asslord. I'm not your fucking friend. by Zseni 10/18/2014, 9:19am PDT NEW
                            I guess not! NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 9:38am PDT NEW
                        No Jerkcity strip is bad because those guys are ACTUAL fags or something maybe? by Worm 10/18/2014, 9:20am PDT NEW
                            Here's a thought! by BE FUCKING FUNNY 10/18/2014, 9:56am PDT NEW
                                THAT'S WHY I DO IT ANONYMOUSLY by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 9:58am PDT NEW
                                    Re: THAT'S WHY I DO IT ANONYMOUSLY by BE FUCKING FUNNY 10/18/2014, 10:13am PDT NEW
                                        Shitting your pants on the bus is embarassing but does anyone call the police? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 10:17am PDT NEW
                                            THE POLICE! NT by Anonymous Man-Hating Cops 10/18/2014, 10:19am PDT NEW
                                            Are you shocked when they complain about the smell? NT NT by BE FUCKING FUNNY 10/18/2014, 1:23pm PDT NEW
                                                Watching you lose your mind about this of all things is pretty funny by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 1:40pm PDT NEW
                                                    Are you a crank? by Zseni 10/18/2014, 3:59pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Are you a crank? by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                                                            I thought it was an interesting and fun example of hothouse thinking in the wild by Zseni 10/18/2014, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                                                                So does this mean you'll start posting here again? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 6:19pm PDT NEW
                                                                    She'll do whatever Charlotte Shane tells her to do. NT by Kenji Carter 10/18/2014, 6:46pm PDT NEW
                                                                PP = Paula Poundstone? thx (nt) NT by TAFKAM 10/19/2014, 1:00pm PDT NEW
                                                                    She means Up with Pod People. Former poster here. Decided we were all assholes NT by Or something. 10/19/2014, 2:26pm PDT NEW
                                                            HA! The speaker IMPLIES! The LISTENER infers! by Cerebus the Aardvark 10/20/2014, 11:01am PDT NEW
                                        that would be funny NT by Mysterio 10/18/2014, 10:23am PDT NEW
                                So he should have linked the comic, then it's not a rape threat? by Worm 10/18/2014, 10:10am PDT NEW
                                    Why did he make that particular joke? NT by Mysterio 10/18/2014, 10:13am PDT NEW
                                        Because the cadence fit with Podpeople's post by I'LL MAKE THIS EASY FOR YOU RETARD 10/18/2014, 10:15am PDT NEW
                                            But it's not funny. Cadence doesn't make it relevant. It's not a riff. It's by Mysterio 10/18/2014, 10:18am PDT NEW
                                                Oh shit the joke police are here. NT by Daniel Tosh 10/18/2014, 10:20am PDT NEW
                                                'interrupting two women talking' = a tweet, hahahahahaha by Worm 10/18/2014, 10:22am PDT NEW
                                        He's a moron? He actually rapes people? Who fucking knows? Can't fix either. by Worm 10/18/2014, 10:20am PDT NEW
                                        Because a woman disrespected a penis and that made him upset :) :) :) NT by Hans Clastorp 10/18/2014, 11:29am PDT NEW
    so trolled NT by Mysterio 10/18/2014, 9:13am PDT NEW
    Huh? What can *I* do? by Worm 10/18/2014, 9:19am PDT NEW
        Re: Huh? What can *I* do? by The Glory Hole Standard 10/18/2014, 9:42am PDT NEW
            The best part of that gif is that it looks enough like Worm I could believe it's NT by actually him 10/18/2014, 9:47am PDT NEW
            Well glad to see we can at least turn this place into Buzzfeed. by Worm 10/18/2014, 9:50am PDT NEW
    More evidence I am an awful person please retweet it to all your friends. by STOP THIS MAN BEFORE HE RAPES AGAIN 10/18/2014, 10:23am PDT NEW
    Nope by Sniderman 10/18/2014, 10:27am PDT NEW
    People who left don't get to tell us what to do. by Kenji Carter 10/18/2014, 11:08am PDT NEW
    You may hate us, but we still love you, Zseni! by Mischief Maker 10/18/2014, 11:11am PDT NEW
        More JERKCITY, less holier-than-thou tweetcrusades by Spigot The Bear (Season 15) 10/18/2014, 2:21pm PDT NEW
            TRIGGER WARNING by WITTGENSTEIN 10/18/2014, 2:30pm PDT NEW
                A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS, by Equal Opportunity Molestation 10/18/2014, 3:14pm PDT NEW
    Are you planning to become a sex worker? NT by can i pay to bang you 10/19/2014, 7:48am PDT NEW
    All it takes is a Jerkcity tweet to get in a fight with Zseni now? by Entropy Stew 10/19/2014, 12:11pm PDT NEW
        Also: pod people is still funny. Good! NT by Entropy Stew 10/19/2014, 12:15pm PDT NEW
    Someone said something rude on Twitter? Oh the humanity by Eurotrash 10/19/2014, 1:09pm PDT NEW
        Check your privilege. by Zseni 10/19/2014, 2:50pm PDT NEW
            Putting that degree in Women's Studies to good use I see. by WITTGENSTEIN 10/19/2014, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                (*pssst*) I think that last one was meant to be a joke. NT by Fullofkittens 10/19/2014, 3:24pm PDT NEW
            Re: Check your privilege. by Eurotrash 10/19/2014, 3:23pm PDT NEW
    He's terrible. You're great. I wish we deserved you. by Last 10/20/2014, 11:09am PDT NEW
    Is Wittgenstein the Pynchon guy? NT by Gutsby 10/20/2014, 11:39am PDT NEW
    Re: Wittgenstein offers to rape stranger, loses it when he is rejected by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/21/2014, 11:13am PDT NEW
        Parlimentary Question! by The Happiness Engine 10/22/2014, 4:09pm PDT NEW
            Re: Parlimentary Question! by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/22/2014, 7:24pm PDT NEW
    I regard this thread as some of my finest work NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/13/2015, 6:20pm PDT NEW
    Let's take a look, six months later by Kenji Carter 05/13/2015, 8:59pm PDT NEW
        She writes for Deadspin now. (Of course) NT by WITTGENSTEIN 08/16/2015, 8:11pm PDT NEW
    I finally remembered where that bit in Jerkcity was from by WITTGENSTEIN 07/17/2015, 3:11pm PDT NEW

Caltrops please spin me a tale NT by A tale the likes I have never read 08/06/2015, 12:25pm PDT NEW
    Re: Caltrops please spin me a tale by Oom Shnibble 08/06/2015, 12:43pm PDT NEW
        This guy isn't real. I made him up. NT by Roop 08/06/2015, 9:59pm PDT NEW
    Veronica fucked Umberto. NT by The end. 08/06/2015, 1:38pm PDT NEW
    Where's mrs j when you need him? NT by Entropy Stew 08/06/2015, 2:54pm PDT NEW
    Re: Caltrops please spin me a tale by Mischief Maker 08/06/2015, 3:02pm PDT NEW
        Paul can you please start highlighting the word you change in your songs? NT by Thanks man. 08/06/2015, 6:18pm PDT NEW

Fuck traffic cameras by Roop 07/27/2015, 9:01pm PDT NEW
    You thought you could control Tdarcos. You couldn't. by hackjob johnny 08/05/2015, 11:04am PDT NEW
        I had something else mundane to complain about by Roop 08/06/2015, 9:20pm PDT NEW

Veronica is a cunt by Fussbett 07/19/2004, 3:56pm PDT NEW
    Fuck, you took my idea for a post by I need clarification 07/19/2004, 4:00pm PDT NEW
    Fuck, you took my idea for a post by I need clarification 07/19/2004, 4:01pm PDT NEW
    Veronica's mom is a cunt NT by Mischief Maker 07/19/2004, 4:31pm PDT NEW
        Yet it turned out in the end Senior Barborito was the cunt! NT by MM 07/02/2015, 5:09am PDT NEW
    Re: Veronica is a cunt by laudablepuss 07/19/2004, 5:47pm PDT NEW
        Re: Veronica is a cunt by I need clarification 07/19/2004, 5:52pm PDT NEW
            Re: Veronica is a cunt by laudablepuss 07/19/2004, 6:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: Veronica is a cunt by I need clarification 07/19/2004, 6:37pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Veronica is a cunt by Mysterio 07/19/2004, 6:45pm PDT NEW
                        First accidental ator! NT by laudablepuss 07/19/2004, 6:47pm PDT NEW
                            What? NT by Mysterioso 07/19/2004, 7:07pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Veronica is a cunt by Donuts 07/19/2004, 10:18pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Veronica is a cunt by Chairman Mao 07/21/2004, 11:21pm PDT NEW
                            Nope, I didn't notice until Donuts pointed it out. by laudablepuss 07/22/2004, 2:40am PDT NEW
                                Well, I'm glad someone (finally) pointed it out to you. by I need clarification 07/23/2004, 4:20pm PDT NEW
        Re: Veronica is a cunt by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/19/2004, 6:08pm PDT NEW
            Re: Veronica is a cunt by Creexul :( 07/19/2004, 7:34pm PDT NEW
                Re: Veronica is a cunt by Vitriola 07/19/2004, 8:28pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Veronica is a cunt by Fullofkittens 07/19/2004, 9:08pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Veronica is a cunt by Bill Dungsroman 07/19/2004, 10:11pm PDT NEW
                    Sup slut? by Zseni on Windows XP :( 07/19/2004, 10:29pm PDT NEW
        You are behind on the times laudablepuss. by Creexul :( 07/19/2004, 7:32pm PDT NEW
        Also. by Creexul :( 07/19/2004, 9:03pm PDT NEW
            Re: Also. by Vernoica's Make Believe Illness 07/20/2004, 10:13am PDT NEW
            Re: Also. by curst 07/20/2004, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                Re: Also. by Creexul :( 07/20/2004, 11:28pm PDT NEW
                Re: Also. by FABIO 07/21/2004, 2:10am PDT NEW
                    Re: Also. by curst 07/21/2004, 9:05am PDT NEW
                        Re: Also. by Bill Dungsroman 07/21/2004, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                            SBVWTF by MCorleone nee TAFKAM 07/23/2004, 2:57pm PDT NEW
                                Re: SBVWTF by Crying 07/23/2004, 5:39pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: SBVWTF by MCorleone 07/23/2004, 7:55pm PDT NEW
            Re: Also. by laudablepuss 07/21/2004, 12:21am PDT NEW
    Re: Veronica is a cunt by buki 07/26/2004, 10:57pm PDT NEW
        Re: Veronica is a cunt by Creexul :( 07/26/2004, 11:36pm PDT NEW
            I forgot how cute you are, Creex. by buki 07/26/2004, 11:47pm PDT NEW
                Cunt by Zseni 07/26/2004, 11:52pm PDT NEW
                    What's that blocking my vision? by buki 07/27/2004, 12:49am PDT NEW
                        This is either 1 or 2 ators. NT by Creexul :( 07/27/2004, 1:06am PDT NEW
                            I'd like to give a shout-out to kthor, you magnificent asshole by buki 07/27/2004, 1:14am PDT NEW
                                Re: I'd like to give a shout-out to kthor, you magnificent asshole by Kab(uke) Seme 07/27/2004, 1:19am PDT NEW
                                    Hey ladies. 8) by Creexul :( 07/27/2004, 4:34am PDT NEW
                                        Re: Hey ladies. 8) by MOOM 07/27/2004, 6:23pm PDT NEW
                                            Do you want to roll in my Mercedes? NT by The Happiness Engine 07/27/2004, 9:56pm PDT NEW
    You should backup the database. Pronto! NT by Guy That Doesnt Know About Timestam 07/01/2015, 1:04pm PDT NEW
    Oh that cunt NT by What a cunt 07/02/2015, 1:19am PDT NEW
        This sounds like the start of a catchy tune . . . already trying to snap my fing NT by laudablepuss 07/02/2015, 12:28pm PDT NEW
    Threat locked for misogynistic harassment NT by Bradley Svetka 07/02/2015, 1:45am PDT NEW

Is it just my machine, or have google sites been very slow these last 2 days? NT by MM 06/18/2015, 5:18am PDT NEW
    Probably just the FBI man-in-the-middle packet sniffer on your network connectio NT by laudablepuss 06/18/2015, 11:57am PDT NEW
        No seriously, it's just Google and Youtube, but they've been awful by MM 06/18/2015, 5:22pm PDT NEW
            Is your ISP in the middle of a peering spat? NT by Entropy Stew 06/18/2015, 11:00pm PDT NEW
    Try uninstalling and reinstalling. Run Hijack This and post the logs. Update y NT by Rafiki 06/18/2015, 12:03pm PDT NEW
        Now download these other 5 utilities full of ad ware and post the logs NT by reinstall windows each pass 06/18/2015, 1:23pm PDT NEW

Reddit explodes by Entropy Stew 06/10/2015, 10:07pm PDT NEW
    /r/conspiracy sidebar art is choice by Entropy Stew 06/10/2015, 10:14pm PDT NEW
    I'm sure those subs were awful and were 80% fatties hating on bigger fatties. by Worm 06/11/2015, 6:03am PDT NEW
        The Gamerghazi faggot trying to get KIA banned was a nice touch by Mysterio Lollerson 06/11/2015, 7:22am PDT NEW
            At least we can always say horribly nasty abusive shit here. FOR NOW NT by WITTGENSTEIN 06/11/2015, 10:40am PDT NEW
    /r/whalewatching banned for being mistaken as anti-fat NT by fuck the steam sale this is the bes 06/11/2015, 10:59am PDT NEW
    The way they fucked that site up is incredible by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/12/2015, 9:22pm PDT NEW

Att: WITTGENSTEIN - did your first Twitter account get suspended? by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2015, 8:36am PDT NEW
    Re: Att: WITTGENSTEIN - did your first Twitter account get suspended? by WITTGENSTEIN 06/10/2015, 10:02am PDT NEW

 
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