Constant multi-GB update update. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/22/2023, 9:52am PDT 
Alt-Tabbing away and rejoining the game fixed it. I'm BACK IN! by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/22/2023, 10:28am PDT
Well they finally implemented capital ship combat. I guess I'll try yet again. by Mischief Maker 09/22/2023, 11:09am PDT
NO GUY BUY by dunkey 09/22/2023, 8:35pm PDT
Expeditions update! A whole new way to play! by Mischief Maker 04/06/2021, 10:07pm PDT
I can't believe how good this got. by Texas Jeet 08/19/2022, 6:49am PDT
That's all console media nowadays. by Fullofkittens 08/21/2022, 11:10am PDT
Steam top 10 this week by Unreal 04/24/2022, 3:48pm PDT
Apparently the Outlaws update finally adds the planetary dogfights from the E3 t by MM 04/24/2022, 5:44pm PDT
Re: Apparently the Outlaws update finally adds the planetary dogfights from the by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/25/2022, 8:07am PDT
Nah, it's a Minecraft in space that is slowly, begrudgingly, turning into Elite+ NT by MM 04/25/2022, 8:35am PDT
I like Elite. I am Elite. by Elite 04/25/2022, 9:52am PDT
Credit where credit's due: After 4 years they finally implemented sand worms. by Mischief Shai-hulud 09/23/2020, 7:05am PDT
Hoo-shit! This is a buggy mess at the moment. Back to Genesis Alpha One! NT by Mischief Maker 09/28/2020, 5:49pm PDT
Is there a happy ending to this story after all? by Mischief Maker 07/25/2018, 3:01pm PDT
It takes a huge cancer-infected swollen scrotum to lie to your customers twice NT by about multiplayer (slow clap) 07/25/2018, 5:19pm PDT
Holy crap, GOG actually did it! by Mischief Maker 07/26/2018, 5:33am PDT
Hah! by Mischief Maker 07/26/2018, 6:53am PDT
I bought it before I saw your warning. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/26/2018, 2:47pm PDT
It's balls. Refund it. by Mischief Maker 07/26/2018, 3:07pm PDT
It's Subnautica by In spaaaaaaace! 07/30/2018, 10:34pm PDT
Tried it. Game crashed after building a house. Saw problem was widespread. NT by Refunded. 08/03/2018, 4:14pm PDT
Ys VIII runs better than No Man's Sky so far! Happy ending to this saga! NT by Mischief Maker 07/26/2018, 3:56pm PDT
Another update. by I Date Conservatives - ask me how 08/08/2019, 12:01pm PDT
Looks closer to the old sweetened up trailer by 2014 Time Capsule 08/08/2019, 10:50pm PDT
All I see from that old trailer is a cave and some red grass. by The Mischief Remembers 08/09/2019, 5:31am PDT
Yeah, I meant the visual treatment NT by Five years for Grass! 08/10/2019, 3:31pm PDT
Just play Everspace. NT by MM 08/14/2019, 2:27pm PDT
Or the new Everspace NMS-alike! At some point! by pinback 08/14/2019, 3:08pm PDT
Color me intrigued! I just hope they get a new music guy. NT by Mischief Maker 08/14/2019, 5:22pm PDT
Also here's a tidbit that completely ruins the game for me: by Mischief Maker 08/14/2019, 5:26pm PDT
"Next" update trailer by Mischief Maker 07/17/2018, 8:39pm PDT
Dare I allow myself a sense of hope here? by Mischief Maker 07/24/2018, 3:00pm PDT
I'll get it, but they should be punished for still asking $49.99 by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2018, 4:19pm PDT
Oh, they did make it half off. THey no longer need to be punished NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/24/2018, 4:20pm PDT
Wait... wait! It just hit GOG, let me give it a try first. by Mischief Maker 07/24/2018, 4:41pm PDT
Verdict: STILL do not buy this game! by Mischief Maker 07/24/2018, 7:47pm PDT
1 year anniversary 1.3 update by Mischief Maker 08/11/2017, 5:40am PDT
Looks fun. by Oom Shnibble 08/11/2017, 2:23pm PDT
Atlas shrugged? by Eurotrash 08/11/2017, 5:35pm PDT
ATLAS SUCKED NT by Spigot the Bear 08/11/2017, 5:59pm PDT
Impressions by Mischief Maker 08/12/2017, 7:32am PDT
Oh wow, I'm finally getting good performance! by Mischief Maker 08/13/2017, 10:37pm PDT
Next big update's out. by Mischief Maker 03/08/2017, 5:48pm PST
I bet the game journos are lapping this shit up by Eurotrash 03/09/2017, 12:31am PST
Just tried it. Still an Early Access title a long way from release. Not worth it by MM 03/12/2017, 6:16pm PDT
They won't go away, instead, welcome to Hello Labs by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/11/2017, 4:09pm PST
A picture's worth a thousand words. by MM 01/10/2017, 3:56pm PST
Well fuck a duck! by Mischief Maker 11/27/2016, 3:02pm PST
There's a trailer for the update. by Mischief Maker 11/27/2016, 3:34pm PST
SAVE YOUR MONEY! by Mischief Maker 11/29/2016, 2:40pm PST
That's fucking game journos for you. NT by Kenny Mayne 11/29/2016, 5:27pm PST
Creature types are sex normative positive, 4/5 stars by Game Journos 11/29/2016, 5:44pm PST
That's totally what was needed in a space exploration game by Eurotrash 12/01/2016, 9:54am PST
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT I CANT EVEN UNNNNNNH by The Best of Tumblr 11/26/2016, 5:11pm PST
Tell me you didn't have these same thoughts the first time you heard about by Yoda Stories. 11/26/2016, 5:24pm PST
MY REVIEW OF NO MAN'S SKY by CAP ATTACK 10/30/2016, 2:28am PDT
Joseph Anderson review by Entropy Stew 10/01/2016, 8:34pm PDT
I do like reviews that state it's the last time they'll ever play it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2016, 12:49pm PDT
It wasn't pretentious, it was just another bug. Or are you doing a bit NT by pinback 10/02/2016, 2:53pm PDT
It was totally pretentious! by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/02/2016, 6:20pm PDT
Been waiting for this by Rey Mysterio Jr. 08/31/2016, 8:55pm PDT
While we're at it... by Mischief Maker 08/31/2016, 9:20pm PDT
"Babies First Elite Dangerous" - put that on the back of the packaging! NT by NMS makes me appreciate Elite 09/01/2016, 11:47am PDT
Hey, speaking of liars and joke thieves! by Mischief Maker 09/01/2016, 3:07pm PDT
Haha, he really went to town by Eurotrash 09/06/2016, 1:20pm PDT
It really does look great however! by Mysterio Lollerson 09/06/2016, 1:39pm PDT
Just buy the soundtrack. No way they're going to deliver on the E3 footage. NT by MM 09/06/2016, 3:47pm PDT
I suppose the developer is just keeping his head down. by Kenji Carter 09/20/2016, 8:22am PDT
Re: I suppose the developer is just keeping his head down. by MM 09/20/2016, 5:58pm PDT
Yeah, but that latest Star Citizen video was really impressive. by pinback 09/20/2016, 8:13pm PDT
Is Elite Dangerous still an online-only MMO? NT by Mischief Maker 09/01/2016, 5:19pm PDT
Pinner and I tried for an hour to find each other, so no. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/01/2016, 9:10pm PDT
If your NAT isn't configured properly then you won't see anyone else NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 09/01/2016, 9:28pm PDT
Re: If your NAT isn't configured properly then you won't see anyone else by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2016, 8:08am PDT
So... CAN you play it offline now? NT by MM 09/04/2016, 3:41pm PDT
Sure, all you have to do is download the terabyte sized database of all the NT by star systems, planets, terrain gen 09/04/2016, 6:15pm PDT
Oh. I thought it was procedurally generated. NT by MM 09/04/2016, 9:38pm PDT
It was procedurally generated during development using a program called NT by Stellarforge. But it's all there. 09/04/2016, 10:18pm PDT
Alright, then has anyone tried Evochron Legacy? by Mischief Maker 09/05/2016, 6:29am PDT
Just play a fucking triple A game NT by for FUCK'S sake 09/05/2016, 9:03pm PDT
Ha ha, just play a triple A game, yup NT by wilw 09/05/2016, 10:05pm PDT
What are we saying that Elite: Dangerous failed at? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/05/2016, 10:10pm PDT
There's not enough to DOOOOOOOO!!! by pinback 09/06/2016, 6:14am PDT
Ben Kuchera came down from the mount to preach about this NT by Guess which side he came down on? 08/29/2016, 5:41pm PDT
"No Man’s Sky has a Metacritic score of 60, everyone involved should be proud" NT by Ben Kuchera 08/29/2016, 5:42pm PDT
I would love to see him deliver that kind of message by to management, and investors 08/29/2016, 8:01pm PDT
He really is craven. by Mysterio Lollerson 08/29/2016, 8:17pm PDT
Free refunds for everyone! by pinback 08/27/2016, 6:49pm PDT
More like No man's BUY NT by No Man's Dumpster Fire 08/27/2016, 11:08pm PDT
The game may be shit, but the shitstorm it created will go in the history books by Eurotrash 08/28/2016, 9:51am PDT
Biggest launch to second week drop NT by ever? 08/28/2016, 12:33pm PDT
It was certainly that way for me. by MM 08/28/2016, 5:00pm PDT
Not actually really. I tried and failed NT by Entropy Stew 08/28/2016, 7:36pm PDT
At least the steam page has that red box at the top now to ward off customers NT by MM 08/29/2016, 6:41am PDT
I trust Dunkie on this. Thanks Dunkie for settling this where Stew and MM faile by Mysterio 08/20/2016, 3:57pm PDT
Really weird to see an honest review out of him. Must have pissed him off. NT by Worm 08/24/2016, 11:06am PDT
You pissed off the "urban" demography, NMS. You fucked up, NMS NT by Eurotrash 08/24/2016, 1:13pm PDT
I didn't realize dunkie was black NT by I thought he was just slow =( 08/24/2016, 5:42pm PDT
Pretty sure he's a fat white guy by Rafiki 08/24/2016, 7:13pm PDT
pssst, you ruined the joke bro NT by Eurotrash 08/25/2016, 12:02am PDT
More like No Man's BUY NT by HEH 08/20/2016, 3:42pm PDT
More like No Man's Pie in the Sky NT by Totalbiscuit 08/20/2016, 3:54pm PDT
more like no cisgendered hetero white male's sky NT by Eurotrash 08/20/2016, 11:45pm PDT
PC release is an unmitigated, hilarious disaster. Lolololollllooll by pinback 08/12/2016, 11:30am PDT
Who codes in OpenGL these days? NT by NOBODY AND THIS IS WHY 08/12/2016, 12:01pm PDT
Re: Who codes in OpenGL these days? by laudablepuss 08/12/2016, 2:35pm PDT
Mobile devs NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2016, 5:54pm PDT
And Mac/Lunix ports because they're FAGGOTS NT by NOBODY AND THIS IS WHY 08/12/2016, 7:14pm PDT
Yeah, this engine is terrible. by MM 08/12/2016, 3:49pm PDT
dumpster fire NT by Entropy Stew 08/12/2016, 5:56pm PDT
Not HOTAS configuration screen!? NEGATIVE NT by Roop 08/12/2016, 9:55pm PDT
It's fucking garbage. by Mysterio Lollerson 08/12/2016, 10:09pm PDT
Fuck. You asshole! NT by Roop 08/12/2016, 11:25pm PDT
And yet... I AM having fun! by Mischief Maker 08/13/2016, 9:06am PDT
Re: And yet... I AM having fun! by Mysterio 08/13/2016, 9:29am PDT
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided is problematic NT by Manveer Heir 08/13/2016, 10:57am PDT
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting that. by Mysterio 08/13/2016, 2:16pm PDT
MM needs to turn in his indie cred for blowing this game so thoroughly. NT by Or change nick to Mass Marketing 08/13/2016, 4:20pm PDT
I said I was excited and announced when it went gold. That's all. by MM 08/13/2016, 5:49pm PDT
Artistic depiction of MischiefMaker inside by CLICK HERE! 08/14/2016, 11:20am PDT
That is totally not true! by Mischief Maker 08/14/2016, 4:12pm PDT
No Man's Sky has a Metascore of 70. Deus Ex is guaranteed an 80+ on name alone. NT by See: Invisible War 08/13/2016, 11:18pm PDT
Pretty much the same for me by Entropy Stew 08/13/2016, 1:40pm PDT
Also there was a multistalk mushroom fungoid Dugtrio looking thing hopping aroun by Entropy Stew 08/13/2016, 1:50pm PDT
Tip for speeding up surface travel by Mischief Maker 08/14/2016, 9:47am PDT
I was promised multiplayer. Not interested in buying it without it. by Sean Murray is a liar 08/13/2016, 4:13pm PDT
ahahahahahaha NT by They look exactly like you imagined 08/13/2016, 5:59pm PDT
The limited edition pre-orders in Europe shipped with "MULTIPLAYER" on the label NT by OOPS! (slide whistle, sad trombone) 08/13/2016, 7:29pm PDT
Here's a temporary boost while we wait for the patch: by Mischief Maker 08/13/2016, 4:15pm PDT
Also be sure to set Max FPS to MAX by Entropy Stew 08/13/2016, 7:13pm PDT
No. We're not editing text files to get $60 games to run. NT by You're better than this, Caltrops. 08/13/2016, 9:01pm PDT
Stop asking me to validate your game choices, pinback! NT by Mischief Maker 08/14/2016, 4:38am PDT
Mine was a menu option :( NT by Entropy Stew 08/14/2016, 8:21am PDT
Oh the pain! The pain! NT by Dr. Smith 08/14/2016, 8:39am PDT
BTW, the Steam forums for NMS are the greatest thing on the internet right now. NT by Positive! 08/13/2016, 12:26pm PDT
Give us some samples plz NT by laudablepuss 08/15/2016, 12:10pm PDT
lol by pinback 08/15/2016, 10:15am PDT
Don't worry guys. I'll do it right. Just keep donating to Star Citizen. NT by Chris Roberts 08/16/2016, 1:06pm PDT
I'm shelving this game for the next several months or maybe indefinitely. by Mischief Maker 08/16/2016, 3:46pm PDT
Whoa. Sandworms. Ya hate 'em, right? I HATE' EM MYSELF! NT by Beetlejuice 08/16/2016, 5:43pm PDT
ahahahaha by faggots 08/17/2016, 12:02am PDT
ahahahaha NT by Snooped 08/17/2016, 5:51am PDT
Re: ahahahaha by pinback 08/17/2016, 5:54am PDT
That is what "Snooped" means. NT by Caltrops Glossary 08/17/2016, 6:34am PDT
Wait... is this a Snoop within a Snoop? That's like... four Snoops! NT by Deadpool 08/17/2016, 6:35am PDT
Is it a snoop when you never reads pinback's shit posts? NT by bear shitting in woods 08/17/2016, 9:25am PDT
What do you want? by pinback 08/17/2016, 7:37pm PDT
Re: What do you want? by Beetlejuice 08/17/2016, 8:37pm PDT
Sometimes people announce they're leaving, that usually goes over okay. by Half a Football Article 08/17/2016, 9:06pm PDT
"Guys, will you gang up on MM for me? I'm too scared to take him on myself!" by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 5:16am PDT
I'm a different guy than before and I thought of another thing I hate about M.M. by Half a Football Article (Other One) 08/18/2016, 1:14pm PDT
I forgive you, MM. I was kind of annoyed at how many mainstream pieces this by game has gotten 08/18/2016, 1:21pm PDT
How many people could possibly dislike Bernie? Probably one. NT by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 1:50pm PDT
Now we're cooking! Let it all out. Try to remember something specific he said. NT by Or did, it could be a thing he did. 08/18/2016, 2:17pm PDT
Yeah, this parade of Ators TOTALLY disabuses me of the notion it's just one guy! NT by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 4:01pm PDT
Re: Sometimes people announce they're leaving, that usually goes over okay. by Jack Bauer 08/18/2016, 6:34am PDT
New Nvidia drivers and a superduper rescue patch came out today and... by Mischief Maker 08/18/2016, 4:00pm PDT
Pfff, I've seen WAY more than that. NT by Roy Batty 08/19/2016, 5:11am PDT
Someone already got to the center of the galaxy (SPOILERS) by Rey Mysterio Jr. 08/12/2016, 10:03pm PDT
Re: Someone already got to the center of the galaxy (SPOILERS) by pinback 08/13/2016, 2:01pm PDT
My GOD it's full of stars *static* NT by David Bowman 08/12/2016, 10:58am PDT
I prepurchased, fully expecting the game to be boring by Entropy Stew 08/12/2016, 9:16am PDT
Now that people understand it's a survival game, popular opinion has TURNED. by pinback 08/09/2016, 10:26am PDT
It's Elite Dangerous with a Commander Keen color palette and no multi-player NT by NEGATIVE! 08/09/2016, 3:33pm PDT
Except Elite doesn't require you to go around collecting fucking hemp rope or so NT by me shit 08/09/2016, 5:16pm PDT
I can't comment until the PC release Friday, but that Polygon writer's a moron. by Mischief Maker 08/09/2016, 6:27pm PDT
The survival game is only slightly more interesting than walking simulators NT by It's the mark of a lazy designer 08/09/2016, 8:35pm PDT
Someone buy it and tell me if I should buy it? NT by I'm not being sarcastic 08/09/2016, 10:32pm PDT
Like I said, the PC version doesn't drop until Friday. I'll let you know then. NT by Mischief Maker 08/10/2016, 5:33am PDT
I can let you know now! It doesn't suck, I flipped a coin. NT by Worm 08/11/2016, 12:19am PDT
I'm not all that interested in this, and I wanted you all to know it. NT by pinback 03/12/2016, 6:25am PST
Looks like SOMEONE took his bitch pills this morning. NT by Mischief Maker 03/12/2016, 7:20am PST
Why not? NT by Jerk 03/12/2016, 8:10am PST
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