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Breaking news: The Sun rose this morning! Film at 8, 9, 10, 2, 5, and 11! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/13/2013, 5:06am PDT NEW
    Re: Breaking news: The Sun rose this morning! Film at 8, 9, 10, 2, 5, and 11! by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/13/2013, 8:40am PDT NEW
        Asperger's! Ass ass perger's! Fight it if you dare! NT by oooooo! 05/13/2013, 10:18am PDT NEW
        Re: Breaking news: The Sun rose this morning! Film at 8, 9, 10, 2, 5, and 11! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/13/2013, 5:21pm PDT NEW
            Normal humans already know not to make off-topic posts in random forums why woul by you need to be specifcally told tha 05/14/2013, 11:24am PDT NEW
                I like his threads. by Matthew Holland 05/14/2013, 9:36pm PDT NEW
                Someone tell me how a post about how the news is irrelevant is off-topic in a NT by forum covering fuckin' *news*!? Today, 2:38am PDT NEW
    Re: Breaking news: The Sun rose this morning! Film at 8, 9, 10, 2, 5, and 11! by Vested Id 05/15/2013, 12:54pm PDT NEW
    In the church of information, journalism is not the preacher. It is the bell. NT by Liner Spall 05/15/2013, 1:20pm PDT NEW

damn by god Yesterday, 11:06pm PDT NEW
    Name three things that seem unorganised. NT by Quinn Deangelow Yesterday, 11:44pm PDT NEW
        (1) the unorganised militia; (2) the 99% movement; (3) whatever I post here NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos Today, 2:25am PDT NEW
        That's 'Quinn DeAngelo' it's a play on 'Quinn the Eskimo' from Manfred Mann's NT by song 'The Mighty Quinn' Today, 2:28am PDT NEW

Waaaah! waaah! We're infamous for tax evasion and the IRS did its job! Waaah! NT by Tea Party groups Yesterday, 3:07pm PDT NEW
    They could have covered their asses so much better by Fullofkittens Yesterday, 5:54pm PDT NEW

Now, this college class was a *real* easy A! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 4:00pm PDT NEW
    Re: Now, this college class was a *real* easy A! by Souffle of Pain 05/09/2013, 5:23pm PDT NEW
        Was in NY Fuckin Times ahole. My only mistake was, it was Johns' Hopkins not MIT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 7:46am PDT NEW
    You shouldn't talk so loud about "gaming the system", after that shameful JC by Eurotrash 05/09/2013, 10:37pm PDT NEW
    You're a less interesting version of the joke chain emails NT by my relatives send me 05/10/2013, 12:11am PDT NEW
    We gave you a forum to post your stupid fucking shit. Stay in there, Sloth. NT by gofuckyourselfgofuckyourself 05/10/2013, 5:20am PDT NEW
        It was news, Anger. Maybe you need to learn to read before you become wrath NT by or some of the other 7 deadlies 05/10/2013, 9:48am PDT NEW
            Get back in your cage, Paul. NT by Where you belong 05/10/2013, 11:50am PDT NEW
                You go back to your coffin before I get the garlic and the silver bullets NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/11/2013, 9:23am PDT NEW
                    GO BACK 2 QUAKE NT by Eurotrash 05/11/2013, 11:00am PDT NEW
                        I *never* played quake. QIII Arena, a liitle. Never Quake or II. I'm insulted. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/12/2013, 8:19pm PDT NEW
                            Why not Quake II? by Matthew Holland 05/14/2013, 9:48pm PDT NEW
                                That's just it. We all LOVE Paul's cooking videos. by Eurotrash 05/15/2013, 1:58am PDT NEW

Oh, this is killing me. Or maybe it won't. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 1:18am PDT NEW
    Your gut? NT by heyo! 05/09/2013, 2:21am PDT NEW
    The bright line standard here is "voluntary." by Mischief Makür 05/09/2013, 7:09am PDT NEW

Nice try, faggots, but we're gonna wait until 100 kids get killed before NT by considering any new gun laws. 12/14/2012, 11:16am PST NEW
    Re: Nice try, faggots, but we're gonna wait until 100 kids get killed before by Mysterio 12/14/2012, 11:55am PST NEW
        Is the above post mostly really crazy? NT by Or is it just me? 12/14/2012, 12:09pm PST NEW
            No, just a convoluted way of saying let's not try anything different NT by intellectualized laziness 12/14/2012, 12:15pm PST NEW
            What points do you disagree with? NT by Mysterio 12/14/2012, 1:04pm PST NEW
                Re: What points do you disagree with? by CRAZY ASSESSMENT 12/14/2012, 4:06pm PST NEW
                    Re: What points do you disagree with? by Mysterio 12/14/2012, 6:14pm PST NEW
                        I don't want to agree... NT by But I do? 12/14/2012, 8:43pm PST NEW
                        Re: What points do you disagree with? by CRAZY ASSESSMENT 12/15/2012, 4:19am PST NEW
                            SPICE WITHDRAWAL IS ALWAYS FATAL NT by Emperor Shaddam IV 12/17/2012, 1:34pm PST NEW
                            Re: What points do you disagree with? by Mysterio 12/18/2012, 7:11pm PST NEW
                                When cocaine is legal again we can finally return to original Coca-Cola recipe! NT by Legal cocaine won't end society. 12/19/2012, 6:44pm PST NEW
                            Re: What points do you disagree with? by Mysterio 12/18/2012, 7:15pm PST NEW
            Definitely completely crazy. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/14/2012, 1:08pm PST NEW
            Re: Is the above post mostly really crazy? by blackwater 05/05/2013, 8:51pm PDT NEW
        Re: Nice try, faggots, but we're gonna wait until 100 kids get killed before by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/15/2012, 10:58am PST NEW
            Which business regulations are keeping you out of work? NT by No pistols, no carry, no exceptions 12/18/2012, 3:09am PST NEW
    Hey buddy, you can't talk about gun control until they bury the dead! by Worm 12/14/2012, 12:58pm PST NEW
        *decompose NT by Worm 12/14/2012, 1:05pm PST NEW
            DECOMPOSE! by D'Compose 12/14/2012, 5:50pm PST NEW
        Ergo, the best way for there to never be a gun control debate is to... NT by KEEP SHOOTING 12/14/2012, 3:53pm PST NEW
    Fascinating commentary, Rachel Maddow NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/14/2012, 8:34pm PST NEW
        If murder is easy we're all safe, since you just kill the other guy first (lol) NT by Worm 12/14/2012, 9:06pm PST NEW
        Increased gun ownership would help stop this. Imagine if Nancy Lanza had a gun NT by to defend herself from her son. 12/15/2012, 3:39am PST NEW
    If only those kindergarteners were armed, this tragedy could have been averted! by Mischief Box Office Multiplier 12/15/2012, 6:00am PST NEW
    Seen any mass killings at gun shows, police stations, National Guard armories? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/15/2012, 11:32am PST NEW
        The one guy who aprehended the Gifford shooter nearly shot the wrong guy. by Worm 12/15/2012, 12:00pm PST NEW
        There have been no mass killings in any bakery or deli. Know why? No you don't. NT by FORT HOOD YOU MORON 12/15/2012, 2:26pm PST NEW
        THE BEAR PATROL IS WORKING! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (fucking idiot) 12/15/2012, 2:37pm PST NEW
    Why no mass killings in Switzerland? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/15/2012, 11:50am PST NEW
        Well sure compulsory military service is much more realistic than gun control. by Worm 12/15/2012, 12:04pm PST NEW
        Every liberal in the US would love to have the Swiss laws and regulations by No pistols, no carry, no exceptions 12/15/2012, 2:23pm PST NEW
            That is not the point I am making about Switzerland by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/21/2012, 2:38am PST NEW
                Does anywhere else in the civilized world have gun laws like the USA? by Worm 12/21/2012, 10:28am PST NEW
        Key word is well trained by like most people here aren't 12/17/2012, 7:43pm PST NEW
            AND HELLO, NO CARRY PERMITS AT ALL. SOCIALIST NIGHTMARE. NT by No pistols, no carry, no exceptions 12/18/2012, 3:07am PST NEW
            Re: Key word is well trained by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/21/2012, 3:13am PST NEW
                I am shocked and appalled at what I'm reading here. by Jerry Whorebach 12/21/2012, 8:02pm PST NEW
                    Re: I am shocked and appalled at what I'm reading here. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/05/2013, 2:28am PST NEW
    The slaves are in a state of panic. Quick, somebody fuck with the constitution! NT by Roop 12/18/2012, 4:42am PST NEW
        You can't own an LMG or Howtizer, so I'm pretty sure that 2nd ammendment is NT by "shot" to shit 12/18/2012, 11:06am PST NEW
            The "Miller" case was generally misread by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/21/2012, 3:46am PST NEW
                I don't know where you got the Miller cause out of my stupid one liner. by Worm 12/21/2012, 10:35am PST NEW
                    *case, jesus fucking christ NT by Worm 12/21/2012, 10:35am PST NEW
                    Miller is an argument over use of weapons in an organized militia by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/21/2012, 2:33pm PST NEW
                        I am totally getting me some artillery. NT by Where's the closest school? 12/21/2012, 8:31pm PST NEW
    Re: Nice try, faggots, but we're gonna wait until 100 kids get killed before by Souffle of Pain 12/19/2012, 10:13am PST NEW
        How long would it be until the first frustrated teacher blows away a student? by Worm 12/19/2012, 10:40am PST NEW
            Re: How long would it be until the first frustrated teacher blows away a stud by laudablestudentbj 12/19/2012, 11:18am PST NEW
            Uh, that's a definite no-no by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/04/2013, 8:11am PDT NEW
                Ha! fucked ya again, paul. you make my job too easy NT by Asperger's 05/04/2013, 2:23pm PDT NEW
    TDARCOS - NRA speechwriter? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/21/2012, 8:36pm PST NEW
    Dude causes a panic by parading a loaded AR-15 through a grocery store by Mischief Maker 02/13/2013, 8:12am PST NEW
        Re: Dude causes a panic by parading a loaded AR-15 through a grocery store by Mysterio 02/13/2013, 9:21am PST NEW
    An armed society is a polite society by fabio 03/13/2013, 10:32am PDT NEW
        And you all sneered when I said the NRA was just protecting corporate interests! NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2013, 10:42am PDT NEW
        The Walnart shooter was stupid by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/13/2013, 3:29pm PDT NEW
            So the moral is gun owners should lie to police to get away with playing cowboy by fabio 03/13/2013, 8:17pm PDT NEW
                Well, let's see, which is better, walk home or walk off in handcuffs? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/15/2013, 7:18am PDT NEW
                    How 'bout not getting caught in a lie and provoking the prosecutor? by Mischief Maker 03/15/2013, 7:34am PDT NEW
                        How about saying nothing at all, which is always allowed by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/16/2013, 1:34am PDT NEW
                    Exactly. Better to commit a crime and escape punishment than face jail. NT by HANDS IN THE AIR THIS IS A STICKUP 03/15/2013, 7:37am PDT NEW
                    Trick question! Walking is for suckers. NT by Jerry Whorebach 03/15/2013, 7:51am PDT NEW
            Re: The Walnart shooter was stupid by Bonjourno's crying wife. 03/15/2013, 10:20pm PDT NEW
        The problem is that the shoplifter was unarmed, so he couldn't defend himself. by SOLUTION: MORE GUNS 03/15/2013, 10:22pm PDT NEW
    I swear pit bull owners dont defend their beloved pets with the passion of gun o NT by Mischief Maker 03/15/2013, 10:43pm PDT NEW
        What, you don't believe in the One Bite Rule either? Jeez, man. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/16/2013, 10:53am PDT NEW

if the bombs had had guns they could have protected themselves from the NT by turrists 04/15/2013, 3:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: if the bombs had had guns they could have protected themselves from the by laudablepuss 04/15/2013, 3:57pm PDT NEW
        Well, since the first and last answer ALWAYS seems to be more laws... by Mysterio 04/16/2013, 9:18am PDT NEW
            Make the bombs cost FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAZ. NT by rock 04/16/2013, 9:37am PDT NEW
            Im exerthithing my thecond amendment rigth to carry thith dynamite vest offither NT by MM 04/16/2013, 10:38am PDT NEW
                A new golden age! by Worm 04/16/2013, 11:04am PDT NEW
    The Boston Marathon Bombing by Matthew Holland 04/16/2013, 10:08pm PDT NEW
        Re: The Boston Marathon Bombing by col.schickn 04/16/2013, 10:36pm PDT NEW
            Re: The Boston Marathon Bombing by Mysterio 04/16/2013, 11:50pm PDT NEW
                yeah by col.schickn 04/17/2013, 7:10am PDT NEW
                Re: The Boston Marathon Bombing by Mysterio 04/17/2013, 9:09am PDT NEW
                    They arrested a guy NT by Matthew Holland 04/17/2013, 11:02am PDT NEW
                    In that picture, Waldo is in 3d row,upper left corner in the sock dept. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/17/2013, 11:04am PDT NEW
                        Naked chick top left NT by search over 04/17/2013, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: The Boston Marathon Bombing by E. L. Koba 04/17/2013, 9:10pm PDT NEW
        Aging and the Boston Marathon Bombing by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/17/2013, 10:54am PDT NEW
            Re: Aging and the Boston Marathon Bombing by Matthew Holland 04/17/2013, 11:08am PDT NEW
                Re: Aging and the Boston Marathon Bombing by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/17/2013, 7:06pm PDT NEW
                    I actually cracked the case and know who did it, but by Anonymous F209 04/17/2013, 10:35pm PDT NEW
    they might have just found the guys, big shootout in cambridge and watertown by jeep 04/18/2013, 11:08pm PDT NEW
        Info TONIGHT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/18/2013, 11:30pm PDT NEW
            I got just one question for ya. NT by DO YOU LIKE APPLES?? 04/18/2013, 11:51pm PDT NEW
                /nods NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2013, 12:00am PDT NEW
            1: Mike Mulugeta Suspect 2: Sunil Tripathi NT by BPD scanner has identified the name 04/18/2013, 11:59pm PDT NEW
                Wow, Reddit nailed it. They were guessing Sunil Tripathi yesterday afternoon. NT by Fullofkittens 04/19/2013, 4:06am PDT NEW
                EXCEPT this turned out to be wrong. NT by Fullofkittens 04/19/2013, 5:43am PDT NEW
                Caltrops regrets the error. NT by Bradley Svedka. 04/19/2013, 9:13am PDT NEW
                    That's a suspicious name, are you Chechen? NT by laudablepuss 04/19/2013, 3:17pm PDT NEW
        Fuck me that's half a mile from my place by anonymous 04/19/2013, 1:17am PDT NEW
            Do you SEE what Grand Theft Auto has done to our youth? DO YOU SEE??? NT by MM 04/19/2013, 6:50am PDT NEW
                Yes, I see. *boom* NT by Laurence Fishburne 04/19/2013, 6:05pm PDT NEW
    CAUGHT by Rafiki 04/19/2013, 6:38pm PDT NEW
    The ACLU should really pick their battles better by Laurence Fishburne 04/21/2013, 3:33am PDT NEW
        Ernesto Miranda was Guilty. by Mischief Maker 04/21/2013, 6:53am PDT NEW
            Re: Ernesto Miranda was Guilty. (I guess you never heard of Clarence Gideon.) by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/21/2013, 8:19pm PDT NEW
                Oh yeah, missed it, Miranda was convicted on retrial; Gideon was acquitted NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/21/2013, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                Yeah, Mischief Maker. Why don't you know the law like TDARCOS does? NT by Souffle of Pain 04/21/2013, 9:34pm PDT NEW
                Correction to Gideon comment by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/22/2013, 8:29am PDT NEW
                    Okay, I should have said "generally." Jesus! NT by MM 04/22/2013, 10:01am PDT NEW
                        sPeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerg! NT by Assburg, USA 04/22/2013, 4:24pm PDT NEW
            They've been completely quiet about the house to house raids in Watertown by Live from Watertown 04/22/2013, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                Re: They've been completely quiet about the house to house raids in Watertown by Mischief Maker 04/22/2013, 10:44pm PDT NEW
                    I think you meant to say.... by Caruso 04/25/2013, 9:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: They've been completely quiet about the house to house raids in Watertown by fabio 04/26/2013, 12:38am PDT NEW
    Boston Herald now calling Tsarnaev a Terror Mastermind, no spines left in US. by fucking newbie 04/29/2013, 1:06am PDT NEW
        BOSTON STRONG WATERTOWN STRONG by Live from Watertown 04/29/2013, 1:24am PDT NEW
            Chinese restaurants don't give a shit about Jesus on his birthday. Explosions NT by are nothing compared to eternal dam 05/02/2013, 10:40pm PDT NEW
        New definition for Weapons of Mass Destruction: total bullshit. by fucking newbie 05/03/2013, 4:51pm PDT NEW

Thatcher died. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/08/2013, 4:02pm PDT NEW
    Do the Margaret Thatcher, y'all. by MC F. 04/08/2013, 9:21pm PDT NEW
    Really, you can't go to Slate for that? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/08/2013, 9:57pm PDT NEW
        Does anyone know what he's talking about? NT by Matthew Holland 04/09/2013, 12:36am PDT NEW
            Even the shmups forum is locking and banning Thatcher threads. Weird. by Mischief Maker 04/09/2013, 6:25am PDT NEW
            Slate's comments section is a massive circlejerk about how much they hate her. NT by Get out more. 04/10/2013, 8:07pm PDT NEW
                Get out more = go to Slate? by Matthew Holland 04/10/2013, 9:25pm PDT NEW
    What a shriveled, dried up cunt she was NT by your best friend 04/09/2013, 12:16am PDT NEW
    The consensus I'm getting from the media by Fullofkittens 04/09/2013, 5:55am PDT NEW
        She was a terrible person by Souffle of Pain 04/09/2013, 11:24am PDT NEW
            Listen to this guy, he knows a lot about Maggie. NT by Her grieving husband 04/10/2013, 6:59pm PDT NEW
            What are you, an IRA sympathizer? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/10/2013, 8:05pm PDT NEW
    After doing some reading, I'm ambivalent. by skip 04/10/2013, 6:50pm PDT NEW
        Don't be. by Gutsby 04/12/2013, 4:01pm PDT NEW
            Re: Don't be. by Mischief Maker 04/12/2013, 4:18pm PDT NEW
            I'm sure people who were personally affected are angry by skip 04/12/2013, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                Russell Brand on Thatcher by Fullofkittens 04/12/2013, 6:25pm PDT NEW
                    The first time he's ever cared if a person's kids were being cuddled enough. NT by skip 04/13/2013, 10:42am PDT NEW
    My favorite Thatcher story by Mischief Maker 04/12/2013, 6:59pm PDT NEW
    Thatcher DID NOT die. The Iron Lady simply rusted away... NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/03/2013, 2:51am PDT NEW
        Very droll, sir. Will you be taking your tea now sir, or go fuck yourself? NT by Paul's butler 05/03/2013, 11:02am PDT NEW

Did something happen in Fort Worth? by WITTGENSTEIN 04/28/2013, 5:37pm PDT NEW
    Probably means Ft Hood. NT by Right Texas, wrong fort. 04/28/2013, 7:15pm PDT NEW
        Thats what I was thinking but maybe some tragedy occurred here while I slept. NT by Thanks! 04/29/2013, 12:26pm PDT NEW
    Columbine NT by the Kurt Cobain of school massacres 04/28/2013, 11:33pm PDT NEW
    Something always happens in Ft. Worth. It's what you ask that counts. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/29/2013, 9:24am PDT NEW

I have found the woman who shall be my true bride by Bruce Willis 04/18/2013, 8:35am PDT NEW
    Everything's bigger in Texas! NT by we will bring these chemicals to ju 04/18/2013, 9:46am PDT NEW
    Holy negligent parenting!!!! NT by Fullofkittens 04/18/2013, 10:49am PDT NEW
        That's ridiculous. by we will bring these chemicals to ju 04/18/2013, 1:40pm PDT NEW
            One was an accident, the other was intentionally hostile. by Last 04/18/2013, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                Chemicals in someone's mind vs. chemicals in a tank, same diff NT by we will bring these chemicals to ju 04/18/2013, 2:00pm PDT NEW
                OK then... by E. L. Koba 04/18/2013, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                    That happened way far away (is what they think) NT by Last 04/18/2013, 8:40pm PDT NEW
                    I'll tell you why nobody cares by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/18/2013, 10:49pm PDT NEW
                        Thanks for those self quotes and links on obvious and/or trivial subjects. by Eurotrash 04/24/2013, 3:42am PDT NEW
            I heard the dude on the radio and changed my opinion by Fullofkittens 04/18/2013, 3:44pm PDT NEW
            Joke: What do you call 15 dead Texas rednecks by An Excellent Start 04/22/2013, 11:16pm PDT NEW
                What do you call 15 dead Texas rednecks? A big improvement NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/23/2013, 6:59am PDT NEW
                Re: Joke: What do you call 15 dead lawyers? A good start NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/23/2013, 6:59am PDT NEW
                    *single tear* by Mischief Maker 04/23/2013, 8:43am PDT NEW
                        Lawyers do blow NT by Suck it, Mischievious Woman 04/25/2013, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                            "Mischief Maker = woman" NT guy has to be the worst mysterio here NT by worse than me 04/25/2013, 5:36pm PDT NEW
                Old programmers never die, they just "delete this" or "delete self" NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/24/2013, 9:01am PDT NEW
    Video of aftermath by Entropy Stew 04/18/2013, 10:15pm PDT NEW
    I heard this from my house, thought it was a storm that was 6 hours early. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/23/2013, 9:18pm PDT NEW

This is the saddest article I ever read. by Zsenitan 02/09/2008, 2:39am PST NEW
    Woman doesn't understand what marriage is like by Fullofkittens 02/09/2008, 6:35am PST NEW
        Women: Kick them in the FACE 8( NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/09/2008, 6:59am PST NEW
    I am reminded of a Chris Rock joke by Mischief Maker 02/09/2008, 8:24am PST NEW
    Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by I need clarification 02/09/2008, 8:29am PST NEW
        Because they're just too old to birth, right? NT by Worm 02/09/2008, 8:53am PST NEW
        Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by Fullofkittens 02/09/2008, 10:49am PST NEW
            Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by Zsenitan 02/09/2008, 12:14pm PST NEW
                CLINTON OR OBAMA? ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! GOD BLESS AMERICA NT by Quentin Beck 02/09/2008, 1:50pm PST NEW
                Correction: it was IraQ you guys invaded by Jerry Whorebach 02/09/2008, 2:04pm PST NEW
                    Re: Correction: it was IraQ you guys invaded by Zsenitan 02/09/2008, 2:26pm PST NEW
                        Re: Correction: it was IraQ you guys invaded by Jerry Whorebach 02/09/2008, 2:57pm PST NEW
                            Re: Correction: it was IraQ you guys invaded by Zsenitan 02/09/2008, 4:14pm PST NEW
                        What if we re-invaded Iraq, and killed all our troops currently stationed there? by Worm 02/09/2008, 4:06pm PST NEW
                            Even better, replace troops with infants and add dismemberment. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/11/2008, 6:23am PST NEW
                Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by Bananadine 02/10/2008, 12:27pm PST NEW
                    Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by Zsenitan 02/11/2008, 12:07pm PST NEW
                        I still don't think she's wrong by I need clarification 02/11/2008, 12:46pm PST NEW
                            Re: I still don't think she's wrong by Zsenitan 02/11/2008, 1:32pm PST NEW
                                One day you'll come home and find out that he's changed the locks. NT by Mischief Monolith 02/11/2008, 1:35pm PST NEW
                                    Zseni and INC are living together?! by Fussbett 02/11/2008, 2:22pm PST NEW
                                        I meant HAL :( NT by Mischief Proximate Cause 02/11/2008, 2:44pm PST NEW
                                        But women are better than men. They're just not supposed to rub it in. NT by Zsenitan 02/11/2008, 2:48pm PST NEW
                                            Exactly, they're supposed to rub something else! ;) by Fussbett 02/11/2008, 3:28pm PST NEW
                                                If that's not worth a high five I don't know what is. NT by Fullofkittens (announcer voice) 02/11/2008, 4:43pm PST NEW
                                                    ~_~ NT by Zsenitan 02/11/2008, 5:10pm PST NEW
                                        plan B by up with pod people 02/16/2008, 9:58am PST NEW
                                        2011 update from oprah.com by Fussbett 01/23/2011, 12:18am PST NEW
                                            Re: 2011 update from oprah.com by Mischief Maker 01/26/2011, 4:51pm PST NEW
                                                Please do not spread videos with John Epstein in them :( by Choson 01/29/2011, 10:42am PST NEW
                                                    Re: Please do not spread videos with John Epstein in them :( by jauwh 04/15/2013, 10:17am PDT NEW
                                                Re: 2011 update from oprah.com by Carl Sheroke 06/07/2011, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: 2011 update from oprah.com by jauwh 04/15/2013, 11:06am PDT NEW
                                    Joke if you must, but at least he's interested in my sketches. NT by Zsenitan 02/11/2008, 2:52pm PST NEW
                            Fuck! by Quétinbec 02/28/2008, 10:56pm PST NEW
                Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by Quentin Beck 02/11/2008, 1:48pm PST NEW
                    That was me =( NT by Fortinbras 02/11/2008, 1:48pm PST NEW
                    Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by Zsenitan 02/11/2008, 2:54pm PST NEW
                        Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by Fortinbras 02/19/2008, 4:17pm PST NEW
                Re: This is the saddest article I ever read. by laudablepuss 02/11/2008, 6:06pm PST NEW
    That's no legitimate opinion piece, she's just trolling for proposals! by For Shame, Atlantic Monthly 02/11/2008, 7:41pm PST NEW
    "I had a kid with donor sperm, why can't I find a man? by Souffle of Pain 02/12/2008, 9:22pm PST NEW
    Well, great. :/ by Flack 05/01/2011, 4:09am PDT NEW
    It's All So Clear To Me Now by Orange Devil Bat 05/01/2011, 6:54am PDT NEW
        bitter "nice guy", super fat gravy/bacon metaphors NT by this guy sure knows women all right 05/02/2011, 3:23pm PDT NEW
            Shut up, cunt NT by Souffle of Pain 04/19/2013, 1:12am PDT NEW

My condolences go out to the Cable family. by Worm 04/15/2013, 12:00pm PDT NEW

Happy Blue Wish Resurrection day, everybody! NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 03/31/2013, 3:34pm PDT NEW

Turns out being the head of an institutionalized child rapery is hard. by Mischief Mephistopheles 02/11/2013, 6:39pm PST NEW
    Yup, that's exactly what the Catholic Church is, MischiefMaker NT by Normal people rolling their eyes 02/11/2013, 8:16pm PST NEW
        Re: Yup, that's exactly what the Catholic Church is, MischiefMaker by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/11/2013, 9:40pm PST NEW
            Microsoft and the Catholic Church by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/11/2013, 10:31pm PST NEW
        Really, this is what normal people think? by laudablepuss 02/12/2013, 9:11am PST NEW
            Hm, good point. by Normal people rolling their eyes 02/12/2013, 6:44pm PST NEW
                Re: Hm, good point. by Mischief Maker 02/12/2013, 7:32pm PST NEW
                    I wonder why nobody ever makes hilarious videos about Islam raping women and the by n killing them for being dishonored 02/13/2013, 9:31am PST NEW
                        That's not happening to our own kids here in the States. by Mischief Maker 02/13/2013, 10:03am PST NEW
                            Re: That's not happening to our own kids here in the States. by Mysterio 02/13/2013, 11:55am PST NEW
                                The surest sign you're talking to a Mysterio who misses the point... by Mischief Maker 02/13/2013, 2:25pm PST NEW
                                    Oh, it's a Mysterio! I don't need to actually read what he said before by crafting my exquisite reply 02/14/2013, 8:16am PST NEW
                                        Hey, I'm not prejudiced against Mysterios! Some of my best friends are mysterios NT by Southern Strategy Maker 02/14/2013, 9:52am PST NEW
                                            Hey, we need to set up a fund to support all these Mysterios and TAXTAXTAXTAXTA NT by Yankee Strategifier 02/14/2013, 10:29am PST NEW
                                                Re: Hey, we need to set up a fund to support all these Mysterios and TAX by Mischief Maker 02/25/2013, 8:50pm PST NEW
                        Well this isn't "hilarious" by Mischief Maker 02/13/2013, 10:14am PST NEW
                        Re: I wonder why nobody ever makes hilarious videos about Islam raping women by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/14/2013, 4:40pm PST NEW
                            Almost nobody makes unflattering comments about Scientology??? NT by Mischief Maker 02/14/2013, 10:40pm PST NEW
                                I meant to say that almost nobody in the media critiques Scientology NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/15/2013, 2:15am PST NEW
                Re: Hm, good point. by Mysterio 02/12/2013, 8:20pm PST NEW
                    Oops, blew away my temp data. That was me. NT by laudablepuss 02/12/2013, 8:21pm PST NEW
                    Would people still give to The United Way if they abetted just 1 child rapist? NT by Mischief Maker 02/12/2013, 8:32pm PST NEW
                        Would people NOT call for ACORN's head over one sketchy claim of prostitution? NT by oops! 02/12/2013, 11:48pm PST NEW
                            I guess you fall into the "axe to grind" category. NT by laudablepuss 02/13/2013, 12:27pm PST NEW
                                What? I was supporting the argument against the church, you dummy by NAMBLA 02/13/2013, 1:05pm PST NEW
                                    Righto. Sounded like political retardation, sorry. by laudablepuss 02/13/2013, 1:43pm PST NEW
                ha ha by NAMBLA 02/12/2013, 11:46pm PST NEW
                    Re: ha ha by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/13/2013, 8:45am PST NEW
                        Re: ha ha by NAMBLA 02/13/2013, 12:55pm PST NEW
                            Re: ha ha by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/13/2013, 3:38pm PST NEW
                                You all mention the Pedobear Priests but what about the Magdalene Laundry? by Mysterio 03/07/2013, 7:56am PST NEW
                                    I have a pet name for charity hospitals by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/07/2013, 8:26am PST NEW
                    Re: ha ha by Mysterio 02/13/2013, 9:36am PST NEW
                        So we have a Randian here who also supports religion: the worst kind by NAMBLA 02/13/2013, 1:01pm PST NEW
                            Re: So we have a Randian here who also supports religion: the worst kind by NAMBLA 02/13/2013, 1:08pm PST NEW
                                Re: So we have a Randian here who also supports religion: the worst kind by laudablepuss 02/13/2013, 1:24pm PST NEW
                            Re: So we have a Randian here who also supports religion: the worst kind by Mysterio 02/13/2013, 1:37pm PST NEW
                                Nice try, but you blew your cover when you casually mentioned wearing diapers. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/13/2013, 6:06pm PST NEW
                        This made sense given you're also the mysterio in the gun control thread by fabio 02/14/2013, 8:37pm PST NEW
                            Re: This made sense given you're also the mysterio in the gun control thread by Mysterio 02/15/2013, 3:59pm PST NEW
                                You mean like they did during the Clinton Administration? NT by Mischief Maker jr. 02/15/2013, 4:21pm PST NEW
                                    Oh yeah, the government was definitely a smooth-running, well-oiled machine back by in the good old '90s 02/19/2013, 8:44am PST NEW
                                        Baldrick, do you know what irony is. :( by laudablepuss 02/19/2013, 10:39am PST NEW
                                        What are you basing any of this church > business > government logic on by NAMBLA 02/19/2013, 6:50pm PST NEW
                                            Re: What are you basing any of this church > business > government logic on by Mysterio 02/22/2013, 11:08am PST NEW
                                                I hope you're sitting down for this. The WoW claim is 100% false. by Last 02/25/2013, 7:47am PST NEW
                                                    I'm not sure how to break this to you... by Mysterio 02/25/2013, 10:03am PST NEW
                                                        Are we all supposed to "*pause* yeah" with you here? by laudablepuss 02/25/2013, 10:30am PST NEW
                                                            Re: Are we all supposed to "*pause* yeah" with you here? by Mysterio 02/25/2013, 4:02pm PST NEW
                                                        Obama gave me a grant of $10,000 to shit in your mouth, provide your address plz NT by Worm 02/25/2013, 11:07am PST NEW
                                                    Good thing the Catholic church doesnt pay people to do frivolous things by NAMBLA 02/25/2013, 6:05pm PST NEW
                                                        Re: Good thing the Catholic church doesnt pay people to do frivolous things by Mysterio 02/25/2013, 6:51pm PST NEW
                                                        OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS IS EDGY RIGHT HERE NT by THIS GUY DOESN'T GO TO CHURCH YO 02/25/2013, 7:07pm PST NEW
                                                    also: ha ha by NAMBLA 02/25/2013, 6:19pm PST NEW
                                        Oh, I'm not saying the Republicans weren't threatening to shut govt down... by Mischief Maker 02/25/2013, 7:04pm PST NEW
                                            Y'know what? You're absolutely right by Mysterio 02/25/2013, 7:31pm PST NEW
                            By the way, by That's not me 02/25/2013, 7:33pm PST NEW
                    Re: ha ha by Mysterio 02/13/2013, 9:40am PST NEW
                        Re: ha ha by Mysterio 02/13/2013, 10:02am PST NEW
        Hey, another one, Normal People! This one's a Cardinal. by Mischief Maker 03/04/2013, 1:12pm PST NEW
            Re: Hey, another one, Normal People! This one's a Cardinal. by laudablepuss 03/04/2013, 2:23pm PST NEW
            Re: Hey, another one, Normal People! This one's a Cardinal. by Mysterio 03/04/2013, 4:29pm PST NEW
                I guess now we know why MM is a Mediator and not a practicing attorney NT by Phoenix Wright 03/04/2013, 5:07pm PST NEW
                    Ya got me. Not a child rapist. Just a Hypocrite. (Possibly a vanilla rapist?) by Mischief Maker 03/05/2013, 10:16pm PST NEW
                        Don't forget More, the other Thomas who "stood up" to a Henry by fabio 03/07/2013, 11:07am PST NEW
            Running a GLOBAL CHARITY seems to be how horrible people get away with things by Child's Play 03/05/2013, 12:29am PST NEW

This just in: A cop killer has been killed by the cops. Poetic justice or Irony? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/14/2013, 5:01pm PST NEW
    um. NT by neither? 02/14/2013, 5:03pm PST NEW
    Actually he was killed by the ex-cops. One of them, anyway. by MM 02/16/2013, 7:59am PST NEW
    Also: by MM 02/16/2013, 8:46am PST NEW
        No, that wouldn't work by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/21/2013, 9:11am PST NEW
            If someone enters your home uninvited, 9 times out of 10 they are a Terminator. by Conventional weapons won't save you 02/21/2013, 12:39pm PST NEW
                Try again, I'm not talking about by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/23/2013, 1:58am PST NEW

 
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