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Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 06/20/2017, 11:16am PDT NEW
    I think we all know a guy like this. Thanks for the laugh! NT by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2017, 11:43am PDT NEW
        Today's update: he wanted to log into the sonicwall by laudablepuss 06/23/2017, 7:43am PDT NEW

Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:44pm PDT NEW
    Well I guess you had to be there. NT by laudablepuss 06/04/2017, 5:11pm PDT NEW
        That was amazing and horrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/04/2017, 5:21pm PDT NEW
            The operation to get people off the highway was fun by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:33am PDT NEW
        I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by Rafiki 06/04/2017, 5:58pm PDT NEW
            Re: I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:38am PDT NEW
        I was waiting for you to follow up with more details. Fell into my own trap! NT by Mischief Maker 06/04/2017, 6:21pm PDT NEW
            No worries! Another pic by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:44am PDT NEW
                Did the driver manage to get out in time? NT by MM 06/05/2017, 8:49am PDT NEW
                    Yeah thank god! by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:52am PDT NEW
                And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck NT by it looked like THIS! 06/05/2017, 9:35am PDT NEW
                    Re:And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted burning wreck by blackwater 06/22/2017, 11:06am PDT NEW
    If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... NT by you're gonna see some serious shit. 06/05/2017, 11:33am PDT NEW
        It totally looks like that on the far side doesn't it? by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 3:23pm PDT NEW

Note to the galley, Fazolis no longer to be served at official functions by laudablepuss 05/17/2017, 7:44am PDT NEW
    You shouldn't serve me Fazolis. My mom served me Fazolis once. ONCE! NT by Danny Vermin 05/17/2017, 10:29am PDT NEW

Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by Mysterio 02/12/2017, 9:46am PST NEW
    "Merit increases" is code for "You're not getting a raise without a promotion" NT by Run. Run far away. 02/12/2017, 10:04pm PST NEW
    I expect a raise every year, I get it most years. by The Happiness Engine 02/13/2017, 3:47pm PST NEW
    Re: Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by blackwater 02/13/2017, 4:09pm PST NEW

Pick my new career, Caltrops by nope 01/17/2016, 8:06am PST NEW
    Something where they won't give you a hard time for t-ing up your wasses. NT by Christmas ghost, maybe? 01/17/2016, 9:08am PST NEW
    Private Investigator? by Mysterio 01/17/2016, 9:17am PST NEW
        How do you get into this by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:06pm PST NEW
            Ah that's right by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:25pm PST NEW
                p sure Jessica Jones didn't have to go through all that NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2016, 6:15am PST NEW
    Prostitution. NT by Caltrops 01/17/2016, 10:24am PST NEW
    Serious replies, people by nope 01/21/2016, 7:38pm PST NEW
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert by The Happiness Engine 01/22/2016, 3:43pm PST NEW
            Too late I pulled the trigger! by nope 01/23/2016, 6:09pm PST NEW
                You made the right decision. NT by Kenny Mayne 01/23/2016, 10:53pm PST NEW
        I talked my way into a job as a software tester 7 years ago by Fullofkittens 01/22/2016, 4:15pm PST NEW
    Update: 7 weeks in by nope 03/17/2016, 10:37pm PDT NEW
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert, still. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/18/2016, 5:49pm PDT NEW
            Thank you! It's good to know what I should be worrying about! NT by nope 03/18/2016, 6:59pm PDT NEW
        You will know if you have the ability to program if you can teach yourself by Entropy Stew 03/19/2016, 2:01pm PDT NEW
            Those are good reasons to learn JavaScript by but what about the smell? 03/19/2016, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                The thing about programming languages is that they are mostly shit by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 10:17am PDT NEW
                    Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/21/2016, 12:38pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Java was and is fine. by dr. no 03/21/2016, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 6:58am PDT NEW
                                Re: If someone has a better back end language I'd love to hear it by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:20am PDT NEW
                                    It appears I did not know what I did not know. You've given me much to consider. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT NEW
                    Thoughts on Sass? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:35pm PDT NEW
                        None. Not my wheelhouse. I was always more serverside NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:39am PDT NEW
            Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by nope 03/20/2016, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2016, 2:55pm PDT NEW
                Buy a real textbook by Rafiki 03/20/2016, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                    I am told "JavaScript: The Good Parts" is the essential JS book. NT by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 11:38am PDT NEW
                        I thought that one was out of date by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 2:02pm PDT NEW
                            AFAIK the central topic is still relevant by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 3:48pm PDT NEW
                        Movie idea: Peter Faulk reads "JavaScript: the Good Parts" to Fred Savage NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2016, 7:22am PDT NEW
                            I'd watch it NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:22pm PDT NEW
    Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:36pm PDT NEW
        I'd be shocked if atom or VS Code were not better for js than Komodo by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:44am PDT NEW
            both terrible, use Sublime by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 9:10am PDT NEW
                Trump supporter offers advice on text editing tool by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 9:16am PDT NEW
                    B-b-but I thought it was cool to use the word faggots here????? NT by Shitty Posters Squad, INC 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT NEW
                        Is that a corporation or two people posting, one of whom is INC? by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT NEW
                    is it possible I know more than you about absolutely everything? by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 11:36pm PDT NEW
                        When you put it like that, I guess you got me. :( NT by Kenny Mayne 03/23/2016, 8:09am PDT NEW
                        Don't cramp Jso's style NT by Welcome to Omsk 03/23/2016, 8:48am PDT NEW
                You'd think a editor written in js would have first class support for editing js by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:24am PDT NEW
                Agreed, subLimeText is great. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 2:26pm PDT NEW
        WebStorm NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2016, 4:18am PDT NEW
            JetBrains and MS are the two companies that can build an IDE by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:34am PST NEW
        web vengeance NT by sega soft 03/22/2016, 8:19am PDT NEW
        Re: Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/22/2016, 5:25pm PDT NEW
            gently masturbedit NT by needed another pass 03/22/2016, 6:26pm PDT NEW
    How did it go, nope? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2016, 9:22pm PDT NEW
        I learned just enough by nope 11/22/2016, 9:26pm PST NEW

Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 05/23/2016, 2:40pm PDT NEW
    It's been communicated to us that you're inciting Hate Crimes NT by Human Resources 05/23/2016, 8:49pm PDT NEW
    More self retardation by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 2:04pm PDT NEW
        Weren't you like, barely scraping by a few months back? Lucky to have a job? NT by Guess that allure wore off 06/29/2016, 9:31pm PDT NEW
            Still scraping by by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 10:24pm PDT NEW
        This is like that TV show where the gay guy tells the straight guy how to dress. NT by Only we're both gay. High five! 06/30/2016, 12:35am PDT NEW
    Re: Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 11/30/2016, 2:45pm PST NEW
        Eerily familiar conversations by The ol' handyman's special refurbs 12/01/2016, 10:48pm PST NEW
        How the fuck did "Cyber Monday" become a phrase with a meaning? by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:25am PST NEW

SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST NEW
    Re: SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST NEW
        Not Mischief Maker, and not a lawyer, but by Johnny Fivedicks 11/21/2016, 8:29pm PST NEW
            thx for ur feedback NT by Stilton 11/21/2016, 8:31pm PST NEW
    Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Mischief Maker 11/21/2016, 9:06pm PST NEW
        Re: Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Lurker Guy 11/22/2016, 7:05am PST NEW

"Two Nerd Cadavers Found In Server Dungeon" by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 7:49am PDT NEW
    What could we have done to have avoided this situation? NT by IT Boss 04/11/2016, 10:09am PDT NEW
        Re: What could we have done to have avoided this situation? by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 10:51am PDT NEW
            Did you connect positive first, then negative? by Electrical Stew 04/11/2016, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                I supervised the connecting by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 3:00pm PDT NEW
                    "That's not what we meant by burndown!" NT by *audience laughter* 04/11/2016, 3:32pm PDT NEW
                    funny, should work fine after a blood sacrifice by Electrical Stew 04/12/2016, 1:10am PDT NEW
                    There are no accidents. by Freud 04/12/2016, 5:23am PDT NEW
                        Can't, too excited about the next Minecraft update by laudablepuss 04/12/2016, 8:49am PDT NEW

accidental internet porno (not really) by laudablepuss 03/07/2016, 3:59pm PST NEW
    More groupon stuff by laudablepuss 03/16/2016, 2:35pm PDT NEW

Well I'm screwed by laudablepuss 12/17/2015, 7:00am PST NEW
    A few options? by Mysterio Lollerson 12/17/2015, 7:23am PST NEW
    So not to detrats from your issues but this may make you put thing in perspectiv by Oom Shnibble 12/17/2015, 8:25am PST NEW
        That was typed on my phone in a traffic jam so the typos are obscene. NT by Oom Shnibble 12/17/2015, 8:31am PST NEW
        This really hit home for me by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:30am PST NEW
            All posts here are on my phone also, phones only in this thread NT by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:32am PST NEW
                Now you're speaking my language NT by E.T. 12/18/2015, 1:43pm PST NEW
            As long as we are sharing. by Oom Shnibble 12/19/2015, 5:37am PST NEW
                It's a chronic illness, for me. by Welcome to Omsk 12/19/2015, 9:14am PST NEW
    This is a serious post by Mischief Maker 12/17/2015, 10:07am PST NEW
        You got healthcare now? Well then problem solved. by Injustice 12/17/2015, 3:14pm PST NEW
            This is a good point. by Souffle of Pain 12/17/2015, 3:55pm PST NEW
        Thanks for this by laudablepuss 12/20/2015, 10:44am PST NEW
    Re: Well I'm screwed by Mysterio 12/17/2015, 11:08am PST NEW
    laudable, can you please post an email address you have Paypal tied to? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/17/2015, 11:09am PST NEW
    Sorry everyone by laudablepuss 12/18/2015, 12:10am PST NEW
        Good to hear you made it past that hurdle. by Oom Shnibble 12/18/2015, 5:45am PST NEW
        Re: Sorry everyone by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 8:44am PST NEW
            "Some combination of James Bond" by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 8:49am PST NEW
            + everything by The Happiness Engine 12/18/2015, 3:58pm PST NEW
                Here it is by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:08am PST NEW
                    I'm not a malicious asshole, just a lazy one. by The Happiness Engine 12/23/2015, 5:06pm PST NEW
                        Re: I'm not a malicious asshole, just a lazy one. by laudablepuss 12/24/2015, 9:15am PST NEW
                            Paypal is so bad alternatives exist in droves, it just has market share. by http://www.paypalsucks.com/ 12/24/2015, 5:35pm PST NEW
                                Holy Shit by The Happiness Engine 12/25/2015, 7:35am PST NEW
            I wish that interviewing people was easier by Anonymized regular poster 12/19/2015, 10:18am PST NEW
                Sorry but the last one is a bit fucking retarded. by Oom Shnibble 12/19/2015, 10:38am PST NEW
                    They're all retarded! by Anonymized regular poster 12/19/2015, 10:54am PST NEW
                        I wasn't even particularly nervous! by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:15am PST NEW
        Glad you're doing okay. I can't help much but here's how I get people into thera by Welcome to Omsk 12/18/2015, 6:06pm PST NEW
            Also: maybe she can sit on Amazon mTurk and earn $40 a day or something? by Welcome to Omsk 12/18/2015, 6:08pm PST NEW
                Re: Also: maybe she can sit on Amazon mTurk and earn $40 a day or something? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/18/2015, 11:23pm PST NEW
                    Here are some examples of AutoHotKey and making real money with microwork by Welcome to Omsk 12/19/2015, 9:08am PST NEW
                        Re: Here are some examples of AutoHotKey and making real money with microwork by An Actual IRL Cat 12/20/2015, 9:51pm PST NEW
                            Nyanquiry to Entropy Stew by An Actual IRL Cat 12/20/2015, 9:53pm PST NEW
                                Site isn't utf8 pure by Entropy Stew 12/24/2015, 7:47am PST NEW
                            I was trying to get appen referrals awhile ago, but it's over now by Worm 12/21/2015, 3:52pm PST NEW
                                What's the per-hour dollar amount? For reference mTurkers who excel earn 10-20/h by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 4:42am PST NEW
                                    I get 14.44 an hour right now. by Worm 12/22/2015, 1:58pm PST NEW
                                        Thanks! Does it require anything much to get started? by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 7:34am PST NEW
                                            Yeah, US Residency for the Social Media Eval stuff. by Worm 12/24/2015, 11:31am PST NEW
                                                Thanks again. Can people do more than one hour of work a day? What's the limit? by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 5:46pm PST NEW
                                                    It's just evaluation, so no feed flooding. by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:37pm PST NEW
                                                        There is probably a requirement that the account has a number of friends though. NT by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:38pm PST NEW
                                                        There is probably a requirement that the account has a number of friends though. NT by Worm 12/24/2015, 7:39pm PST NEW
                            r/beermoney and r/mturk start bite-sized, after that the IRC, forums & doing it by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 4:47am PST NEW
                                Are there certain HITs to avoid? by Depressed Shut-in 12/23/2015, 7:19am PST NEW
                                    Yes, the community has a huge resource list to help there by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 7:31am PST NEW
                                        A path back into good GRACES. Christ. Stupid phone. NT by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 5:37pm PST NEW
                        Thanks. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/22/2015, 12:45pm PST NEW
                            You're welcome. Now don't make them any wiser. by Welcome to Omsk 12/22/2015, 1:07pm PST NEW
    "Caltrops is a shithole" says the Internet by The Internet 12/19/2015, 2:34pm PST NEW
        Pollyanna, Bitches! NT by Mischief Claus 12/19/2015, 3:35pm PST NEW
    Hope it's all good now. Next time make a Patreon for Christ sakes. by Roop 12/20/2015, 1:51pm PST NEW
    Can we get an update? NT by Brian 12/23/2015, 8:41pm PST NEW
    Got a job offer, start Tuesday by laudablepuss 01/14/2016, 5:49am PST NEW
        Congrats, dude! NT by Oom Shnibble 01/14/2016, 6:13am PST NEW
        Re: Got a job offer, start Tuesday by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/18/2016, 10:53am PST NEW
            Re: Got a job offer, start Tuesday by laudablepuss 01/20/2016, 12:56am PST NEW
                Aaaaaand no offer from the other guys afterall by laudablepuss 01/20/2016, 5:10pm PST NEW

Let's see if I get fired in the near future by Rafiki 11/18/2015, 9:47am PST NEW
    Identify as female and claim alternative gender assignment discrimination NT by for great justice 11/18/2015, 11:34am PST NEW
    Even robots fuck up production by Entropy Stew 11/18/2015, 1:38pm PST NEW
    Chinese cyber warfare did it. Lucky you were there NT by or somebody could have died. 11/18/2015, 1:48pm PST NEW
        Alternately: the Mossad using a Stuxnet variant NT by Entropy Stew 11/18/2015, 3:16pm PST NEW
    Blame the process. by Oom Shnibble 11/19/2015, 12:06am PST NEW
        Don't go bringing an actual answer into this NT by Entropy Stew 11/19/2015, 12:27am PST NEW

Oops, I fucked up at work by Chillum 09/17/2015, 3:54pm PDT NEW
    People still have secretaries? NT by Entropy Stew 09/17/2015, 5:17pm PDT NEW
        Re: People still have secretaries? by Chillum 09/17/2015, 5:56pm PDT NEW
            Executive Assistant by and yes it's uncommon 09/19/2015, 2:38pm PDT NEW
                What's wrong with the term secretary? by Souffle of Pain 09/19/2015, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                    It makes men with the position chafe NT by real talk 09/21/2015, 12:29pm PDT NEW
                Yeah, I should have prefaced that with "below C-level" by Entropy Stew 09/21/2015, 6:31am PDT NEW
    About the term 'Secretary' vs. 'assistant' by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 7:46pm PDT NEW

I quit in the middle of a contract by laudablepuss 07/03/2015, 2:22pm PDT NEW
    What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/04/2015, 12:12am PDT NEW
        Re: What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by laudablepuss 07/21/2015, 6:30pm PDT NEW
            That's not tp buddy. by Oom Shnibble 07/22/2015, 5:27am PDT NEW
            Re: What is your desire to work in Denver, as in by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/22/2015, 1:01pm PDT NEW
    If you're just in IT, why do you carry a badge and a gun? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 7:53pm PDT NEW
        Running away from work? Computers, badges and guns? by Eurotrash 09/20/2015, 3:29am PDT NEW
        The gun part is a joke by laudablepuss 09/20/2015, 9:34am PDT NEW

 
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