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Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 06/20/2017, 11:16am PDT NEW
    I think we all know a guy like this. Thanks for the laugh! NT by The Happiness Engine 06/21/2017, 11:43am PDT NEW
        Today's update: he wanted to log into the sonicwall by laudablepuss 06/23/2017, 7:43am PDT NEW
    Re: Jr helpdesk guy log by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 2:12pm PST NEW
    Wait, are you saying that the cool kids are using Firefox now? by Chrome takes all my memory 12/21/2017, 3:21pm PST NEW
        No no by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 3:33pm PST NEW
    My renewed log (long, stupid) by laudablepuss 12/21/2017, 4:03pm PST NEW

I wonder what the worst video on the internet is by laudablepuss 12/11/2017, 9:38am PST NEW

sonicwall by laudablepuss 10/02/2017, 11:17am PDT NEW

Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: Hey let's look outside laudable's office window and by laudablepuss 05/31/2017, 1:44pm PDT NEW
    Well I guess you had to be there. NT by laudablepuss 06/04/2017, 5:11pm PDT NEW
        That was amazing and horrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/04/2017, 5:21pm PDT NEW
            The operation to get people off the highway was fun by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:33am PDT NEW
        I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by Rafiki 06/04/2017, 5:58pm PDT NEW
            Re: I'm sorry I didn't comment on your post by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:38am PDT NEW
        I was waiting for you to follow up with more details. Fell into my own trap! NT by Mischief Maker 06/04/2017, 6:21pm PDT NEW
            No worries! Another pic by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:44am PDT NEW
                Did the driver manage to get out in time? NT by MM 06/05/2017, 8:49am PDT NEW
                    Yeah thank god! by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 8:52am PDT NEW
                And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck NT by it looked like THIS! 06/05/2017, 9:35am PDT NEW
                    Re:And when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted burning wreck by blackwater 06/22/2017, 11:06am PDT NEW
    If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... NT by you're gonna see some serious shit. 06/05/2017, 11:33am PDT NEW
        It totally looks like that on the far side doesn't it? by laudablepuss 06/05/2017, 3:23pm PDT NEW

Note to the galley, Fazolis no longer to be served at official functions by laudablepuss 05/17/2017, 7:44am PDT NEW
    You shouldn't serve me Fazolis. My mom served me Fazolis once. ONCE! NT by Danny Vermin 05/17/2017, 10:29am PDT NEW

Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by Mysterio 02/12/2017, 9:46am PST NEW
    "Merit increases" is code for "You're not getting a raise without a promotion" NT by Run. Run far away. 02/12/2017, 10:04pm PST NEW
    I expect a raise every year, I get it most years. by The Happiness Engine 02/13/2017, 3:47pm PST NEW
    Re: Annual raises. A question for Caltrops. by blackwater 02/13/2017, 4:09pm PST NEW

Pick my new career, Caltrops by nope 01/17/2016, 8:06am PST NEW
    Something where they won't give you a hard time for t-ing up your wasses. NT by Christmas ghost, maybe? 01/17/2016, 9:08am PST NEW
    Private Investigator? by Mysterio 01/17/2016, 9:17am PST NEW
        How do you get into this by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:06pm PST NEW
            Ah that's right by Vested Id 01/17/2016, 7:25pm PST NEW
                p sure Jessica Jones didn't have to go through all that NT by Fullofkittens 01/18/2016, 6:15am PST NEW
    Prostitution. NT by Caltrops 01/17/2016, 10:24am PST NEW
    Serious replies, people by nope 01/21/2016, 7:38pm PST NEW
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert by The Happiness Engine 01/22/2016, 3:43pm PST NEW
            Too late I pulled the trigger! by nope 01/23/2016, 6:09pm PST NEW
                You made the right decision. NT by Kenny Mayne 01/23/2016, 10:53pm PST NEW
        I talked my way into a job as a software tester 7 years ago by Fullofkittens 01/22/2016, 4:15pm PST NEW
    Update: 7 weeks in by nope 03/17/2016, 10:37pm PDT NEW
        No one will give a shit about a "learn 2 web night school!" cert, still. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/18/2016, 5:49pm PDT NEW
            Thank you! It's good to know what I should be worrying about! NT by nope 03/18/2016, 6:59pm PDT NEW
        You will know if you have the ability to program if you can teach yourself by Entropy Stew 03/19/2016, 2:01pm PDT NEW
            Those are good reasons to learn JavaScript by but what about the smell? 03/19/2016, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                The thing about programming languages is that they are mostly shit by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 10:17am PDT NEW
                    Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/21/2016, 12:38pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Java was and is fine. by dr. no 03/21/2016, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Java was and is fine. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 6:58am PDT NEW
                                Re: If someone has a better back end language I'd love to hear it by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:20am PDT NEW
                                    It appears I did not know what I did not know. You've given me much to consider. by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 7:11pm PDT NEW
                    Thoughts on Sass? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:35pm PDT NEW
                        None. Not my wheelhouse. I was always more serverside NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:39am PDT NEW
            Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by nope 03/20/2016, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                Re: Yeah most of my time is spent practiving on Code Academy projects and by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/20/2016, 2:55pm PDT NEW
                Buy a real textbook by Rafiki 03/20/2016, 5:29pm PDT NEW
                    I am told "JavaScript: The Good Parts" is the essential JS book. NT by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 11:38am PDT NEW
                        I thought that one was out of date by Entropy Stew 03/21/2016, 2:02pm PDT NEW
                            AFAIK the central topic is still relevant by Fullofkittens 03/21/2016, 3:48pm PDT NEW
                        Movie idea: Peter Faulk reads "JavaScript: the Good Parts" to Fred Savage NT by laudablepuss 03/22/2016, 7:22am PDT NEW
                            I'd watch it NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:22pm PDT NEW
    Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? NT by nope 03/21/2016, 4:36pm PDT NEW
        I'd be shocked if atom or VS Code were not better for js than Komodo by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 12:44am PDT NEW
            both terrible, use Sublime by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 9:10am PDT NEW
                Trump supporter offers advice on text editing tool by Kenny Mayne 03/22/2016, 9:16am PDT NEW
                    B-b-but I thought it was cool to use the word faggots here????? NT by Shitty Posters Squad, INC 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT NEW
                        Is that a corporation or two people posting, one of whom is INC? by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 9:53am PDT NEW
                    is it possible I know more than you about absolutely everything? by Ray of Light 03/22/2016, 11:36pm PDT NEW
                        When you put it like that, I guess you got me. :( NT by Kenny Mayne 03/23/2016, 8:09am PDT NEW
                        Don't cramp Jso's style NT by Welcome to Omsk 03/23/2016, 8:48am PDT NEW
                You'd think a editor written in js would have first class support for editing js by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 11:24am PDT NEW
                Agreed, subLimeText is great. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 03/22/2016, 2:26pm PDT NEW
        WebStorm NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2016, 4:18am PDT NEW
            JetBrains and MS are the two companies that can build an IDE by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:34am PST NEW
        web vengeance NT by sega soft 03/22/2016, 8:19am PDT NEW
        Re: Any superior alternatives to Komodo Edit and JSFiddle? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/22/2016, 5:25pm PDT NEW
            gently masturbedit NT by needed another pass 03/22/2016, 6:26pm PDT NEW
    How did it go, nope? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/26/2016, 9:22pm PDT NEW
        I learned just enough by nope 11/22/2016, 9:26pm PST NEW

Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 05/23/2016, 2:40pm PDT NEW
    It's been communicated to us that you're inciting Hate Crimes NT by Human Resources 05/23/2016, 8:49pm PDT NEW
    More self retardation by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 2:04pm PDT NEW
        Weren't you like, barely scraping by a few months back? Lucky to have a job? NT by Guess that allure wore off 06/29/2016, 9:31pm PDT NEW
            Still scraping by by laudablepuss 06/29/2016, 10:24pm PDT NEW
        This is like that TV show where the gay guy tells the straight guy how to dress. NT by Only we're both gay. High five! 06/30/2016, 12:35am PDT NEW
    Re: Try not to talk at work by laudablepuss 11/30/2016, 2:45pm PST NEW
        Eerily familiar conversations by The ol' handyman's special refurbs 12/01/2016, 10:48pm PST NEW
        How the fuck did "Cyber Monday" become a phrase with a meaning? by Entropy Stew 12/02/2016, 3:25am PST NEW

SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST NEW
    Re: SUMMON: Mischief Maker -> Should I drop out of law school? by Stilton 11/21/2016, 7:11pm PST NEW
        Not Mischief Maker, and not a lawyer, but by Johnny Fivedicks 11/21/2016, 8:29pm PST NEW
            thx for ur feedback NT by Stilton 11/21/2016, 8:31pm PST NEW
    Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Mischief Maker 11/21/2016, 9:06pm PST NEW
        Re: Like a lawyer I'll say, "It depends." by Lurker Guy 11/22/2016, 7:05am PST NEW

"Two Nerd Cadavers Found In Server Dungeon" by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 7:49am PDT NEW
    What could we have done to have avoided this situation? NT by IT Boss 04/11/2016, 10:09am PDT NEW
        Re: What could we have done to have avoided this situation? by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 10:51am PDT NEW
            Did you connect positive first, then negative? by Electrical Stew 04/11/2016, 1:47pm PDT NEW
                I supervised the connecting by laudablepuss 04/11/2016, 3:00pm PDT NEW
                    "That's not what we meant by burndown!" NT by *audience laughter* 04/11/2016, 3:32pm PDT NEW
                    funny, should work fine after a blood sacrifice by Electrical Stew 04/12/2016, 1:10am PDT NEW
                    There are no accidents. by Freud 04/12/2016, 5:23am PDT NEW
                        Can't, too excited about the next Minecraft update by laudablepuss 04/12/2016, 8:49am PDT NEW

accidental internet porno (not really) by laudablepuss 03/07/2016, 3:59pm PST NEW
    More groupon stuff by laudablepuss 03/16/2016, 2:35pm PDT NEW

 
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