Finally broke down and bought a new controller for Geometry Wars by Worm 01/16/2015, 2:21pm PST 
Is that...dried blood? NT by Caltrops cold case files 03/08/2021, 12:33pm PST
Minesweeper - 143 seconds (Advanced) NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/27/2011, 1:38pm PDT
*standing applause* NT by secretaries, all 05/27/2011, 1:56pm PDT
Nice work, I've never been able to get below 180 seconds. by laudablepuss 05/27/2011, 2:30pm PDT
Re: Minesweeper - 143 seconds (Advanced) by Ray of Light 10/02/2011, 6:44am PDT
New time: 128 seconds by Jerry Whorebach 10/02/2011, 7:50am PDT
Re: New time: 128 seconds by Bananadine 10/02/2011, 8:35am PDT
I can do it in under 20 seconds. Of course I cheat by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 10/02/2011, 8:06pm PDT
Finally the Caltrops version of this classic OMM post by OMM Historian 10/04/2011, 9:48pm PDT
language NT by watch it 03/08/2021, 11:51am PST
Geometry Wars 3 by Worm 11/27/2014, 7:28pm PST
Old games recently beaten for the first time: Castlevania (NES) by Rafiki 09/15/2014, 10:50am PDT
Super Hexagon: Hardest 14:13 by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/09/2013, 11:14pm PST
Reaction Time: 176.2 ms by Jerry Whorebach 01/26/2013, 7:42pm PST
5 ms by fabio 01/26/2013, 8:11pm PST
This would be an awesome strategy if the game actually worked like that. NT by (Like all of your strategies??) 01/26/2013, 8:35pm PST
hello caltrops, are we ready to dance? NT by nightmar3 10/11/2011, 10:55pm PDT
ok by Moog 10/12/2011, 9:05am PDT
Next: water displacement contest!! *flexes* NT by laudablepuss 10/12/2011, 8:51pm PDT
SC2 by talby 10/04/2011, 2:40pm PDT
February 2011: 2.24 TB downloaded NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/02/2011, 7:31am PST
BitTorrent: Nigga Technology? NT by Gin Rummy 05/29/2011, 8:37pm PDT
Yesterday I was #1 ranked in my Silver StarCraft 2 League by Bilf Masterson 05/27/2011, 2:50pm PDT
GET OUT NT by Mysterio 05/27/2011, 2:58pm PDT
Okay. NT by Bilf Masterson 05/27/2011, 3:07pm PDT
There shall be one virtual nerd to rule them all. NT by The Ring 05/27/2011, 5:46pm PDT
Gunblood - 247 by E. L. Koba 12/02/2010, 11:09pm PST
McMoo sucks by bomb "Shooter" Mexico 12/08/2010, 1:20am PST
IGN's Top 100 PS2 Games: 43/100 by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2010, 2:59pm PST
How did Battle Engine Aquila even make the list, much less beat God Hand??? NT by Mischief Maker 11/07/2010, 4:57pm PST
Everyone outside this forum says God Hand is terrible. by Fullofkittens 11/07/2010, 5:54pm PST
Battle Engine Aquila was fairly enjoyable by Fortinbras 11/08/2010, 1:58pm PST
And where the hell is Ace Combat? NT by Mischief Maker 11/07/2010, 5:00pm PST
60/100 by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/07/2010, 7:26pm PST
Nice by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2010, 10:11am PST
SSX 3 is still more enjoyable than Tricky NT by Fortinbras 11/08/2010, 1:59pm PST
Disgaea is more strategy than JRPG. by Fussbett 11/07/2010, 7:31pm PST
where is psy ops by fabbio 11/10/2010, 11:32am PST
Geek Mind - 73,875 by Jerry Whorebach 08/14/2010, 12:19am PDT
not exactly a high score but I may never again do anything this beautiful by Ray of Light 07/28/2010, 5:14am PDT
Embiggen that picture, please. NT by Last 07/28/2010, 7:01am PDT
embiggens the pic by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/28/2010, 7:05am PDT
Which one of you put down the word "Poo"? NT by Fortinbras 07/28/2010, 7:26am PDT
Blue has three bingos, therefore Ray put down "poo". Hooray for the good guys NT by laudablepuss 07/28/2010, 10:40am PDT
it also says right there in the history that it was him. NT by up with pod people 07/28/2010, 10:55am PDT
Street Fighter 2010 by Bananadine 05/20/2010, 6:41pm PDT
I think I might have ragequit in this game more than any other NT by Entropy Stew 05/20/2010, 8:45pm PDT
First Person Tetris - 011500 (Night Mode) by Jerry Whorebach 01/15/2010, 11:13am PST
Nobody fucking cares you loser NT by Mass Effect Veterans for Truth 01/15/2010, 11:46am PST
Butts Hurt - 1 (yours) (Night Mode) NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/15/2010, 12:49pm PST
17340 and my eyes feel weird now NT by Bananadine 01/15/2010, 3:05pm PST
I beat Ironsword: Wizards & Warriors II TAKE THAT FABIO by Bananadine 08/22/2009, 8:57am PDT
wow this whole concept of high scores is depressingly dull :( by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/22/2009, 8:59am PDT
We rented it, it was horrible. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/22/2009, 9:45am PDT
Yet you are sacrificing your energies to take part in a conversation about it by Bananadine 08/22/2009, 9:47am PDT
Psh how about the infinitely superior Wizards and Warriors 3 for REAL gamers you by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/22/2009, 9:53am PDT
Yeah I'm getting to that one NT by Bananadine 08/22/2009, 10:30am PDT
Okay I took care of it by Bananadine 08/24/2009, 1:46pm PDT
It sounds like a miserable sweaty yoga class (it sounds like a bad time). ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/24/2009, 2:47pm PDT
indeed (this is the final word on this whole thread, THREAD OVER CASE CLOSED SHU NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/24/2009, 3:19pm PDT
Well don't forget I got through it in one go by Bananadine 08/25/2009, 5:15am PDT
Thanks I'll stick to the Metroid and Castlevania games which are better. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/25/2009, 11:29am PDT
jhoh has a good point here, hey you forgot you good point banana by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/25/2009, 1:17pm PDT
Re: Thanks I'll stick to the Metroid and Castlevania games which are better. by Bananadine 08/25/2009, 2:13pm PDT
Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/25/2009, 3:12pm PDT
You broke it by Entropy Stew 08/25/2009, 3:50pm PDT
It was so close, too NT by Entropy Stew 08/25/2009, 3:52pm PDT
Now it is right. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/25/2009, 4:17pm PDT
but enough talk NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/25/2009, 4:30pm PDT
Re: but enough talk by Zsenitan 08/25/2009, 5:43pm PDT
Re: but enough talk by Jerry Whorebach 08/25/2009, 6:35pm PDT
Assuming What is man? (Achievements) | Use What is man? (Secrets) instead NT by Zsenitan 08/25/2009, 4:36pm PDT
DERP NT by Entropy Stew 08/25/2009, 5:42pm PDT
Re: DERP by Zsenitan 08/25/2009, 5:44pm PDT
that was a very exhausting post, you are right about that NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/22/2009, 10:28am PDT
Thanks, icycalm. NT by Mischief Maker 08/24/2009, 4:35pm PDT
does icycalm have good taste? I know I do NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/24/2009, 4:42pm PDT
fag NT by Worm 08/25/2009, 7:22am PDT
Congrats to LK! by MC Such and Such 08/20/2009, 3:05pm PDT
What a great place to fucking draw the line, huh? NT by laudablepuss 08/20/2009, 3:19pm PDT
Robert Novak who was falsely accused of leaking the Plame thing bloo blee thing? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 3:19pm PDT
Falsely accused of conspiracy to commit murder. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 3:51pm PDT
The upside is there's already a hollywood movie in the making. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 4:05pm PDT
Re: The upside is there's already a hollywood movie in the making. ^_^ by Moog 08/20/2009, 4:09pm PDT
There's already an Ebert review. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 4:14pm PDT
pronounced e-bear like he's french, for more pretentiousness NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 08/20/2009, 6:14pm PDT
Re: Congrats to LK! by MC Such and Such 08/21/2009, 3:36pm PDT
How soon before he has a forum code based probation system like sa? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/21/2009, 4:35pm PDT
No one cares about high scores. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/20/2009, 2:59pm PDT
Solitaire: 6381 :( NT by laudablepuss 09/03/2007, 6:06am PDT
Solitaire: 11088 :) NT by laudablepuss 06/19/2009, 10:23am PDT
Number of bachelor parties attended in the Castro district of San Francisco: 1 by Rafiki 06/17/2009, 11:01am PDT
castro is a great guy right SF? (activate the dirty harry signal plz) NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/17/2009, 11:09am PDT
I wonder if the Castro disctrict is named for Fidel Castro. NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/17/2009, 11:48am PDT
they're throwing out some pretty big hints there: first off, name is "castro" by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/17/2009, 12:19pm PDT
Wait until you find out about San Francisco's Khrushchev District... NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 12:50pm PDT
Coming up soon is the bin Laden district. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/17/2009, 3:19pm PDT
it will be next to the son of sam district NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/17/2009, 4:10pm PDT
The Son of Sam District is in Brooklyn, you're probably thinking of the Zodiac K NT by My Neighbour John Turturro 06/17/2009, 4:22pm PDT
That may be true. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/17/2009, 5:29pm PDT
Re: they're throwing out some pretty big hints there: first off, name is "cas by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/17/2009, 1:22pm PDT
When are they going to rename Haight-Ashbury to Hobotown? NT by Fortinbras 06/17/2009, 4:42pm PDT
When your mom moves there, I guess. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/17/2009, 5:45pm PDT
But why would anyone move to such a shitty city that sucks ass? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/17/2009, 5:57pm PDT
Why are you asking me? My mom hasn't lived there in like 40 years. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/17/2009, 6:52pm PDT
Also she's like a brick. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/17/2009, 6:56pm PDT
YOU CALL THAT A SHACK?! etc etc NT by Fussbett 06/17/2009, 7:37pm PDT
Shacktown has many advantages over San Fransisco. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/17/2009, 7:56pm PDT
Try harder NT by Fortinbras 06/17/2009, 7:18pm PDT
1,248,365 - Geowars by Worm 04/12/2008, 12:26pm PDT
Dave who? NT by Caltrops 04/12/2008, 12:41pm PDT
Dave "#2 on my XBLA Geowars friends highscore list" Long NT by Worm 04/12/2008, 12:50pm PDT
1,255,570 NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/19/2008, 10:47am PST
oi you cheeky lil shit by Worm 12/19/2008, 10:59am PST
I didn't EVEN want to look at GW2 until I became the best at GW1. NT by Now I still don't want to :( 12/19/2008, 11:24am PST
I'm firing this up again, declaring myself world champ and buying GW2 if I win. NT by Worm 06/11/2009, 4:11pm PDT
Smallest girl fucked: 38kg, 5'0" by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 12:33am PST
BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by FABIO 01/17/2009, 4:11am PST
Re: BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:16pm PST
Re: BULLSHIT!!! LIAR! by Choson 01/17/2009, 7:43pm PST
Those are two totally different forms of measurement. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 6:29am PST
That's just how we roll in the Commonwealth NT by Secret Canadian 01/18/2009, 6:16am PST
No it's not by McMoo 01/18/2009, 10:03am PST
You are 6'5" ?? NT by Last 01/17/2009, 9:22am PST
The perfect height. Half an inch from hitting my head on the top of a door frame NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:07pm PST
Yeah you win by Fussbett 01/17/2009, 11:36am PST
Tiny Chinese Virgin Sex by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:05pm PST
Me: 6'2", 100kg. Her: 5'0", 49kg. by Last 01/17/2009, 12:57pm PST
You've won second place by fucking a short excitable girl well. NT by Quétinbec 01/17/2009, 5:06pm PST
My girl was white, so that makes it a draw. NT by Last 01/18/2009, 4:33pm PST
Re: Me: 6'2", 100kg. Her: 5'0", 49kg. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 5:24pm PST
if it bleeds three days and doesn't die, I don't trust it NT by Whores All 01/17/2009, 5:29pm PST
Science is on Jhoh's side by Whores All 01/18/2009, 6:00pm PST
Or "Wealthy Men Land Fun Chicks", poor guys get stuck with the anorgasmic NT by Fussbett 01/18/2009, 6:23pm PST
Re: Or "Wealthy Men Land Fun Chicks", poor guys get stuck with the anorgasmic by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/19/2009, 8:49am PST
snooped by snooped 01/19/2009, 9:05am PST
Ha ha, oops. by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/19/2009, 10:00am PST
huh? What did you link to? NT by glass house 01/19/2009, 10:23am PST
It's possible I fucked the world's greatest actress. That's still a win! NT by Last 01/17/2009, 5:32pm PST
Maybe she knows how to do kagels. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 01/17/2009, 5:47pm PST
She loves Last, and wants Last, but hates that she needs Last NT by Ray of Light Paraphraser Service 01/17/2009, 7:10pm PST
I didn't ask for exact figures by Hans Clastorp 01/18/2009, 11:11am PST
More details? by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/18/2009, 12:49pm PST
Clatrops: a finger in every pie. NT by Zsenitan 01/18/2009, 3:02pm PST
Do not put your fingers in Zseni's pie NT by Caltrops Cares 01/18/2009, 3:06pm PST
Keep your arms outside the Zseni at all times. NT by Caltrops Carny 01/18/2009, 4:10pm PST
No. But that sure would have been a remarkable coincidence! NT by Hans Clastorp 01/18/2009, 4:34pm PST
(Sad emoticon) NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/18/2009, 8:11pm PST
Population 440 - Breaking the Tower by Vested Id 01/18/2009, 2:03am PST
is there a way to get to the islands? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/18/2009, 9:41am PST
They never figured that out NT by Vested Id 01/18/2009, 12:42pm PST
Yahtzee's "TV Pilot" by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/17/2008, 2:15pm PST
Well THAT is worth embedding, sheesh. by Fussbett 12/17/2008, 2:22pm PST
Fucking Australians NT by Everyone 12/17/2008, 3:05pm PST
I'm glad those guys think Yahtzee is really funny. NT by Worm 12/17/2008, 6:00pm PST
They thought the 3D Realms DNF joke was so funny they used it twice NT by Fortinbras 12/17/2008, 6:52pm PST
I made it 2 minutes in when I tried watching this at work earlier by Rafiki 12/17/2008, 8:16pm PST
The guy on the far right makes me ill. NT by Worm 12/17/2008, 8:31pm PST
he gave you a bad case of cumgut NT by gruman 12/17/2008, 9:22pm PST
They look like what you get when you fuck up the sliders in Oblivion by Worm 12/17/2008, 9:39pm PST
cum gut NT by gruman 12/17/2008, 10:14pm PST
Mayonnaise gut NT by Zsenitan 12/17/2008, 10:52pm PST
mayo butt NT by Worm 12/17/2008, 10:55pm PST
#3 on the Cloudphobia Ep. 3 scoreboard! by Mischief Maker 12/15/2008, 9:06pm PST
Damn rainmen ruin everything. by bink 12/15/2008, 9:39pm PST
Fuck Yeah! #1 on Ep. 3! Suck it, Nyaruru! by Mischief Maker 12/16/2008, 9:57am PST
Rescue: the Beagles, 84031 by Mischief Maker 12/06/2008, 7:45am PST
I really wish I could bind jump and parachute to separate buttons. NT by Worm 12/06/2008, 8:00am PST
Also I guess you can't fall and then throw up a rope by Bananadine 12/08/2008, 3:35pm PST
Fixed, sorta by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 7:31pm PST
103880 NT by Mischief Maker 12/08/2008, 4:58am PST
A game I like! 157220 NT by Bananadine 12/08/2008, 3:33pm PST
I liked it up until I tried to start scoring in it. NT by Worm 12/08/2008, 3:42pm PST
31/69 by Bananadine 12/12/2008, 5:33pm PST
Spoiler for one of them by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2008, 7:05pm PST
32. ICJ is 100% correct NT by Last 12/12/2008, 7:54pm PST
Yeah come to think of it I actually googled that term during the test (cheating) NT by Bananadine 12/12/2008, 8:56pm PST
43/69. Also it's total BULLSHIT (SPOILERS, LIST REVEALED) by Fussbett 12/12/2008, 8:57pm PST
Whoa SMS II is there. Now I'm flipping the fuck out even more. by Fussbett 12/12/2008, 9:01pm PST
Re: 43/69. Also it's total BULLSHIT (SPOILERS, LIST REVEALED) by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2008, 9:10pm PST
Also, here's some more bullshit by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2008, 9:19pm PST
Maybe you should cal-- NT by Mysterious Stranger 12/12/2008, 9:21pm PST
Don't even fucking speak to me right now NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/12/2008, 9:22pm PST
Oh. I wish i had waited a few minutes before bragging :( by bombMexico 12/12/2008, 9:22pm PST
Re: Oh. I wish i had waited a few minutes before bragging :( by Fussbett 12/13/2008, 12:48am PST
The only one we had was the Odyssey 2. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/13/2008, 3:50am PST
40/69 by Jerry Whorebach 12/12/2008, 11:10pm PST
our first system ever was an odyssey2, but by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/12/2008, 11:38pm PST
33 nerds! Commodore doesn't count as a game system is bullshit. by bombMexico 12/12/2008, 9:02pm PST
Pac-Man C.E. - 185,920 on "Championship" by Jerry Whorebach 09/09/2007, 4:12pm PDT
The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 5:26pm PDT
Re: The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/10/2007, 6:06pm PDT
Re: The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by Bananadine 09/12/2007, 3:38am PDT
Re: The day after I post this, Tim Roger does a full review, agrees with me. by A burqa durk. 09/12/2007, 3:42am PDT
OMG PITCHFORK! by Zseni 09/12/2007, 5:00am PDT
And the difference between you and pitchfork is. NT by wait for it 09/12/2007, 5:32am PDT
I max out around five paragraphs. NT by Zseni 09/12/2007, 5:37am PDT
The similarity between you and pitchfork is: YOU SUCK. NT by troll 09/12/2007, 6:44am PDT
Re: OMG PITCHFORK! by Bananadine 09/12/2007, 7:17am PDT
Re: OMG PITCHFORK! by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/12/2007, 11:49am PDT
It's understood on Caltrops that silence = agreement or gross indifference. by Fussbett 09/12/2007, 12:13pm PDT
How's it holding up Jerry? by bink 11/29/2008, 3:55am PST
The Hori is less than ideal for Pac-Man, still vastly superior to a pad. by Jerry Whorebach 11/29/2008, 5:03am PST
I'll do it! by bink 11/29/2008, 5:14am PST
You're probably thinking of Worm's Geometry Wars score. He's pretty good! NT by Pretty good... at Geometry Wars :( 11/29/2008, 7:10am PST
I'm probably pretty good at Geometry Wars 2 also! I just need to buy it. NT by Worm 11/29/2008, 9:23am PST
238,780 (8406th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2008, 9:49am PST
248,210 (7199th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2008, 10:11am PST
270,390 (4770th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/10/2008, 10:45am PST
*Stops four ghosts in time as they approach* whoa NT by Jerry Whorebach*flies into the air* 12/10/2008, 10:48am PST
Have you seen the 500k run on YouTube? by bink 12/12/2008, 1:58am PST
I have now! by Jerry Whorebach 12/12/2008, 6:59am PST
288,650 (3347th) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/12/2008, 3:16pm PST
No Mercy Expert finale -- only 17 attempts PERSONAL BEST! by bombMexico 12/11/2008, 4:13pm PST
223,400 -- gamertag is of course "agentbinky" by bink 12/08/2008, 11:59pm PST
Robotron, hit "post" instead of reply DURP NT by bink 12/09/2008, 12:00am PST
I may require some time for this one. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/09/2008, 1:07am PST
131,225 on Robotron 2084 for the 360 NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/08/2008, 9:45pm PST
Atomhex: 10,296,450 NT by Mischief Maker 09/05/2008, 8:48pm PDT
Your mom and the milkman: 69 NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2008, 1:13am PDT
War Twat: 861 by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 10:56am PDT
This space reserved (FOR FUCK) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/28/2008, 1:57pm PDT
1037 by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 5:40pm PDT
I think the problem is all these games suck =( NT by FABIO 08/28/2008, 6:18pm PDT
Is that REALLY the problem? by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 8:55pm PDT
Yes. by Worm 08/28/2008, 9:35pm PDT
*APPEARS* NT by rapist 08/28/2008, 10:44pm PDT
yup by FABIO 08/28/2008, 10:58pm PDT
Starcraft sucks because rushing will win EVERY. GAME. by Mischief Maker 08/29/2008, 2:23pm PDT
Re: Starcraft sucks because rushing will win EVERY. GAME. by FABIO 08/29/2008, 9:59pm PDT
It's tedious because he's credit spamming and not trying to 1cc it. NT by Mischief Maker 08/29/2008, 10:47pm PDT
1cc difference: half a millimeter off the safezone? NT by FABIO 08/30/2008, 12:01am PDT
Re: 1cc difference: half a millimeter off the safezone? by Mischief Maker 09/04/2008, 12:23pm PDT
Also: by Mischief Maker 09/04/2008, 12:29pm PDT
badly designed games NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/04/2008, 3:34pm PDT
WHY NOT JUST PICK THAT FUCKING GAME NEXT TIME? by Worm 09/04/2008, 5:24pm PDT
It's only the rarest and most expensive Collector-Sought PCB shmup in existence NT by Mischief Maker 09/04/2008, 7:05pm PDT
You could just say it doesn't run in Mame. Save me the google. NT by Worm 09/04/2008, 7:17pm PDT
If you're so fucking hot beat my Geowar's score. by Worm 08/28/2008, 6:29pm PDT
No 360. NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 6:34pm PDT
It's on steam. Not that having the game will give you better chances. by Worm 08/28/2008, 6:53pm PDT
Shall we compromise with Grid Wars 2? NT by Mischief Maker 08/28/2008, 8:56pm PDT
No deal. It's the antithesis of what you're inflicting on everyone here by Worm 08/28/2008, 9:31pm PDT
I got past 600 once I stopped trying and started swirling around in circles by Bananadine 08/28/2008, 7:17pm PDT
bingoed PACIFISTS by Ray of Light 07/19/2008, 2:54pm PDT
Re: bingoed PACIFISTS by Bunyip 07/20/2008, 5:57pm PDT
Oh, 3 minutes. NT by Well, okay. 07/20/2008, 5:59pm PDT
Mischief Maker more like Mischief FAKER NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/20/2008, 6:35pm PDT
A better trap would be picking a game that's actually fun =\ NT by FABIO 07/20/2008, 6:36pm PDT
OUTTATIME by Ray of Light 07/21/2008, 8:44pm PDT
You are correct, spastic (or plastic) is more points by Ray of Light 07/20/2008, 8:13pm PDT
Re: You are correct, spastic (or plastic) is more points by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/20/2008, 8:16pm PDT
It's complicated! (more complicated than well-formed HREFs) (front page burn) by Ray of Light 07/21/2008, 8:40pm PDT
Yeah, when they whip out the spellbook to the first Wizardry, it's usually a sig NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/21/2008, 8:47pm PDT
OMG you don't know DURIAN the "King of Fruits"? Its famous and smells like shit NT by Fussbett 07/22/2008, 3:57am PDT
Mangosteen. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/22/2008, 4:20am PDT
SO DONT FUCKING BUY IT, DONT FUCKING DRINK IT, DONT FUCKING CLICK MY LINKS. NT by Lowtax 07/22/2008, 4:24am PDT
Show us your durian then, Fuzz. by Quétinbec 07/22/2008, 7:32am PDT
Somebody should make you a Kiwi Kraze forum already by Bananadine 07/22/2008, 10:54am PDT
Hey.... this was because I use the & character directly? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/02/2008, 10:01pm PDT
Re: You are correct, spastic (or plastic) is more points by Bunyip 07/20/2008, 8:25pm PDT
Re: You are correct, spastic (or plastic) is more points by Ray of Light 07/21/2008, 8:21pm PDT
Blue Wish Resurrection Plus Challenge by Mischief Maker 06/21/2008, 11:05am PDT
4,441,420 by Mischief Maker 06/21/2008, 11:08am PDT
Did I break the rules or something? 13.4 million by FABIO 06/21/2008, 6:12pm PDT
Yeah, I did all the stages and got 28 million. by Worm 06/21/2008, 6:19pm PDT
We can use any ship, right? NT by Worm 06/21/2008, 4:25pm PDT
Also are the slowdowns unavoidable? NT by Worm 06/21/2008, 4:52pm PDT
Re: Blue Wish Resurrection Plus Challenge by FABIO 06/21/2008, 5:33pm PDT
6 498 180 by N 06/21/2008, 10:35pm PDT
Looks like a fun game! by Burrelle's OMM Transcripts 06/22/2008, 12:58am PDT
By having a Mac you've already lost. NT by Fussbett 06/22/2008, 1:01am PDT
22 mil. Worm wins. by FABIO 06/22/2008, 6:44am PDT
*sigh* 30,183,490 by Mischief Maker 06/24/2008, 5:16pm PDT
Working for high scores in manic action games is bad for my mental health NT by Bananadine 06/24/2008, 5:54pm PDT
ROUND 2: The Training Wheels Come Off. by Mischief Maker 06/24/2008, 5:19pm PDT
So...no one by FABIO 07/10/2008, 9:43pm PDT
Umbrella Chronicles: however many points you get when you finish it by Bananadine 06/01/2008, 10:54am PDT
I finished Crysis on DELTA difficulty. O_O by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/21/2008, 9:43am PDT
Mr. Do! - 173,000 by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/02/2008, 10:45pm PST
I've wiped a few high scores myself NT by Ray of Light 03/03/2008, 10:21am PST
You're #12 in the world by Fussbett 03/16/2008, 9:30pm PDT
Re: You're #12 in the world by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2008, 10:13pm PDT
Don't kick him in the head! Notice his health bar doesn't deplete. Body blows! NT by Fussbett 03/17/2008, 12:12am PDT
That headless son of a whore. I didn't think the game was capable of that by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/17/2008, 1:29am PDT
Finished Lugaru on Insane Mode NT by Rekam Feihcsim 03/03/2008, 9:34pm PST
Wicked Dump: 2 walls, tank, pants and shirt, had to remove toilet seat afterward by Ray of Light 02/28/2008, 1:40pm PST
A regular Lucy and Ethel moment NT by Entropy Stew 02/28/2008, 5:25pm PST
washing machine = garbage bag NT by Fussbett 02/28/2008, 6:11pm PST
or say you can't figure out how to clean it and wait for Zseni to show you how NT by har har 02/28/2008, 6:16pm PST
What is the difference between a wicked dump and shitting yourself? NT by QT3's Worm 02/28/2008, 6:48pm PST
Apparently one of them makes you more popular on the internet. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/29/2008, 1:54am PST
WD: Pants down, positioned over toilet; SY: pants up, at church or something NT by Ray of Light 02/29/2008, 1:03pm PST
Oh, the wages of your Jack Links idolatry. NT by A judgmental bottle of Mr.Clean 02/29/2008, 2:04am PST
I'm confused by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 02/29/2008, 1:16pm PST
Re: I'm confused by Ray of Light 02/29/2008, 1:42pm PST
when really stupid people go to the bathroom: TMP NT by Grumah 02/29/2008, 2:24pm PST
Don't fuck with these shit experts! NT by One even ate some! 02/29/2008, 2:42pm PST
Can't fuck with this shit, 1986, we were in the mix and Zelda was the fuckin dix NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 3:14pm PST
pro tip: run the fan and sink each time you go to the bathroom NT by Grumah 02/29/2008, 3:55pm PST
If your wicked dump hits the sink, that's a good idea! by QT3's Worm 02/29/2008, 4:01pm PST
there was the point, you just missed it NT by Grumah 02/29/2008, 6:12pm PST
RRRRARGH FLIPPING OVER MY DESK IN PURE RAGE! NT by QT3's Worm 02/29/2008, 6:23pm PST
You'll get backed up sewage water all over the keyboard. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 6:37pm PST
I've been wiping my asshole with my hand a bit, lately. by Quétinbec 02/29/2008, 6:52pm PST
YOU HAVE CROSSED THEN LIIIIIIIIIIIINE HRRRRRRRRRRRN NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 02/29/2008, 7:04pm PST
the shit line NT by Mr. Lahey 03/01/2008, 11:50am PST
Lewl. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/01/2008, 6:33pm PST
oh is that what they call the bits of shit clinging to a sheep's asshole NT by I ALWAYS WONDERED 02/29/2008, 7:30pm PST
I always thought you called them Kiwis NT by Entropy Stew 02/29/2008, 9:00pm PST
Zoo Keeper - 516,000 by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/10/2007, 1:26pm PST
Space Giraffe - 43 million NT by Fairy Lorebach 12/10/2007, 11:51am PST
ray links me to a web word puzzle game. :( by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/04/2007, 4:27am PST
There it's complete. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/04/2007, 6:45am PST
PS: The answer to the meta puzzle. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/04/2007, 6:51am PST
Geometry Wars, 1 mil something. NT by Worm 12/03/2007, 7:46pm PST
Can anyone with Xbox Live verify this information? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2007, 10:02pm PST
As it turns out, wrom is actually rather good at geometry (wars). by Jerry Whorebach 12/04/2007, 6:38am PST
I only have the game on the PC. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 12/04/2007, 6:45am PST
Most Jerked To by I need clarification 11/13/2007, 7:00pm PST
NOW'S A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO POST ABOUT GADGET, PRINCESS TOADSTOOL, ETC NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/15/2007, 2:39am PST
100% Playboy's from the late 70s and early 80s. by Fussbett 11/15/2007, 3:51am PST
Apostrophe?! NT by Fussbett 11/15/2007, 3:52am PST
Re: Most Jerked To by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/15/2007, 4:24am PST
INC = American Masturbator? by FABIO 11/15/2007, 5:57am PST
I agree, he nailed it NT by I need clarification 11/15/2007, 2:11pm PST
Playboy magazines. by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:55pm PST
all I can say is THANK GOD for the internet by print porn sucks 11/15/2007, 5:31pm PST
tv tray NT by Jerry Whorebach 11/15/2007, 9:36pm PST
you rich fucks NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 11/15/2007, 10:43pm PST
Fold a Cheez-it box in half, cut a slot in the middle, set on table, insert mag. NT by Mysterio 11/16/2007, 6:38am PST
Here's a cheaper alternative to that. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 11/18/2007, 1:12am PST
Set mag on desk, jack standing. NT by Last 11/16/2007, 7:21am PST
Re: all I can say is THANK GOD for the internet by Quentin Beck 11/17/2007, 7:02pm PST
QB gave up and pretended he was being raped by the guy pictured next to her NT by while on his knees 11/18/2007, 8:41am PST
In the spirit of INC's original post... by Quentin Beck 11/17/2007, 7:23pm PST
Penis - 6.5 inches NT by Quentin Beck 09/04/2007, 6:29pm PDT
Pssh, my penis is 8 feet long. NT by Bubba the Blue Whale 09/04/2007, 9:34pm PDT
No takers? I was sure worm was packing a lean 7+ inches. NT by Quentin Beck 09/05/2007, 6:37pm PDT
Penis - 6.78 inches NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 8:42pm PDT
You can't measure envy in inches NT by OHHHHHHHHHHHH 09/05/2007, 8:45pm PDT
If anyone is packing more (dick or envy) let him step forward. NT by Zseni 09/05/2007, 9:48pm PDT
I am, but it doesn't count because I'm really a girl. NT by Mischief Maker 09/05/2007, 10:18pm PDT
Ours don't count, but we're bigger than everyone else. by Zseni 09/05/2007, 11:08pm PDT
No fat chix plx NT by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 2:59am PDT
You can have an orgasm anywhere with a fat chick OH FOLD YOUR EAR NT by ADC 09/06/2007, 5:06am PDT
Go out hoggin, fuck a big fat pig. NT by Da Diceman ohhhhhh 09/11/2007, 1:57am PDT
I'm not touching this one with a ten-foot pole. by Jerry Whorebach 09/05/2007, 10:40pm PDT
If I know what you are saying: by Grumah, the helpful link-bot 09/06/2007, 12:49am PDT
My "hard disk" has Carmen San Diego on it, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/06/2007, 1:18pm PDT
Fine. 8" Sometimes I hurt women without meaning to. NT by CattleHumper 09/06/2007, 12:21pm PDT
You said my scrambled eggs sucked - I hardly think that's "without meaning to" NT by Zseni 09/06/2007, 4:29pm PDT
Sometimes I hurt women, with clear intent. O___________________________________O NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/06/2007, 4:31pm PDT
I wouldn't laugh at a man with a 5.5 inch cock. by Quentin Beck 09/06/2007, 9:51pm PDT
If you didn't mean to hurt her you're not doing it right. NT by The Happiness Engine 09/06/2007, 10:21pm PDT
To put things in perspective, I'm 6'8" tall, so it's not that excessive by CattleHumper 09/07/2007, 8:58am PDT
It's not on the top of your head is it? NT by Worm 09/07/2007, 9:26am PDT
Hahaha by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:03pm PDT
That's because you're a Worm kind of guy! by Worm 09/07/2007, 4:12pm PDT
AAAAAAAH AIDS! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! NT by laudablepuss 09/07/2007, 4:28pm PDT
Being 6'8" is kind of excessive itself. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/07/2007, 11:46am PDT
I'm glad SOMEONE took this challenge seriously. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/07/2007, 1:20pm PDT
If you are above this challenge, you are below 6.5 inches. by Quentin Beck 09/10/2007, 3:16am PDT
I have the smallest penis that anyone, man or woman, has ever admitted to having by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:46am PDT
Six Inches! by Worm 09/10/2007, 2:27pm PDT
Hey, we can be cock twins. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:11pm PDT
Is this a good time to mention that the little man defies measurement? by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 3:24pm PDT
I had to use a YARDSTICK. Because I don't own any other measuring devices :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2007, 3:53pm PDT
That's not what I meant by laudablepuss 09/10/2007, 4:09pm PDT
Graduated Cylinders? NT by Worm 09/10/2007, 6:20pm PDT
You're not supposed to be so matter of fact about this shit. by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 12:19am PDT
So QB is a sex exhibitionist... it's always the last guy you would ever expect. NT by Will I ever see him the same way ag 09/11/2007, 1:09am PDT
To the windows to the wall. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/11/2007, 1:32am PDT
AWESOME! If you get to clear the balls out of the way, I'm about 9" NT by From tip to asshole 09/11/2007, 2:40am PDT
This man has the biggest taint I've ever seen. NT by Bob Odenkirk 09/11/2007, 2:48am PDT
7", thin as a rail, I'd like to install "bumpers" along the sides NT by Gleen 09/10/2007, 4:15pm PDT
Oh what a big man you are, hey let me buy you a pack of gum I'll show you how to NT by Richard Roma 09/11/2007, 2:20am PDT
I think from my musical taste we can infer that mine is tiny. by Fullofkittens 09/10/2007, 4:54pm PDT
You like men NT by Psycho Mantis 09/11/2007, 2:18am PDT
Four touching penis adventures for kids - part 1 by Quentin Beck 09/11/2007, 8:53pm PDT
Part 2? NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 8:57am PDT
Caught ONLY 3 times?! NT by You're practically a jerk ninja! 09/12/2007, 10:50am PDT
Being Caught By Your Own Mother Tops The Number of Times NT by Pi Is A Rational 09/12/2007, 11:04am PDT
Touching penis adventures for kids - part 2 by Quentin Beck 11/05/2007, 3:34pm PST
people with foreskins have a much greater chance of contracting STD's by you should watch out, whoremonger 11/05/2007, 4:03pm PST
That's a myth. by Jerry Whorebach 11/05/2007, 5:00pm PST
STDs are better than permanently numbed dicks. Such terrible, terrible dicks! NT by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:41pm PST
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE INTERNET. SO COMFORTABLE AND WORTHWHILE NT by pube-obsessed syphilitic 11/06/2007, 8:26am PST
What do you tell your girlfriend when you go prancing off to hookerland? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/06/2007, 1:06pm PST
with tophat, coattails and a cane. NT by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 11/06/2007, 8:27pm PST
I say I don't intend to fuck whores, but I'd be kinda disappointed if I didn't. by Quentin Beck 11/07/2007, 7:40pm PST
Somehow, your plan to get me laid sounds even less appealing than Zseni's by Jerry Whorebach 11/07/2007, 10:26pm PST
I think QB's plan might also involve riding him. I read between the lines. NT by Fussbett 11/07/2007, 11:13pm PST
Are you suggesting he's Willem Dafoe in Auto Focus? by Jerry Whorebach 11/08/2007, 1:27am PST
Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Quentin Beck 11/08/2007, 10:09pm PST
Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for se by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/09/2007, 12:10am PST
I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Fussbett 11/09/2007, 12:24am PST
Re: I'm in for $2 (CDN!) towards the Jerry Whorebackpack Fund. by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:12pm PST
Oh, well as long as it's for an awful reason... NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:54pm PST
Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Quentin Beck 11/13/2007, 6:10pm PST
ICJ already made "Beyond Good and Evil" for you. NT by Fussbett 11/14/2007, 12:57pm PST
oh, do they let sex trade felons NT by still work in banks? 11/14/2007, 2:06pm PST
Whoring is a crime in boring countries like America? Too bad for your bankers. NT by Quentin Beck 11/15/2007, 4:50pm PST
Don't forget to scarf down tons of Mongolian cheese. I hear it's awesome. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/09/2007, 12:39am PST
Is that a really really gross metaphor? NT by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:39am PST
Re: Disappointing, Jerry. How often will dirty internet strangers invite you for by Mischief Maker 11/09/2007, 4:38am PST
Thank you for clearing that up by Vested Id 11/08/2007, 11:48pm PST
Actually, it sounds more like Willem Dafoe in Off Limits by I need clarification 11/14/2007, 3:58pm PST
Zoo Keeper - 198,000 by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/08/2007, 3:03am PST
$0: Amount Paid for Radiohead's New Album by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/22/2007, 11:49am PDT
how's that different from all the music you've stolen NT by with usenet and p2p? 10/22/2007, 12:12pm PDT
Re: how's that different from all the music you've stolen by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/22/2007, 12:41pm PDT
worth it so far NT by diet Coke/Grumah forever 10/22/2007, 2:00pm PDT
I will pay $4 for Trent Reznor's next album. Can I win? NT by Quentin Beck 10/22/2007, 5:21pm PDT
$5080! Trent wins! by Quentin Beck 10/31/2007, 2:35pm PDT
Gotta love that stupid douchebag. He made "Perfect Drug." NT by Fullofkittens 10/31/2007, 3:03pm PDT
I forgot about that. Shit. I listen to him all the time, though. It kills me. NT by Quentin Beck 10/31/2007, 3:37pm PDT
In that article he also says he was an Oink fan and user. Ratio: unmentioned :( NT by Fussbett 11/01/2007, 1:32am PDT
Year Zero came out before the Radiohead album by Ray of Light 11/01/2007, 7:16am PDT
Re: Year Zero came out before the Radiohead album by Quentin Beck 11/03/2007, 12:34am PDT
Ms. Pac-Man (arcade) - 185,820 by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/01/2007, 4:10pm PDT
Speed-up switch toggled on, I assume? NT by mark 09/01/2007, 8:04pm PDT
Sorry, that's right by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2007, 12:44am PDT
Embarassing! NT by Fussbett 09/07/2007, 12:29am PDT
But it takes forever to move her around the maze, otherwise. =( NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/07/2007, 12:33am PDT
I finally found the OMM article about this... by Fussbett 10/28/2007, 4:01am PDT
Re: I finally found the OMM article about this... by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2007, 12:54pm PDT
Don't worry, ICJ by Mischief Makers 11/02/2007, 1:29pm PDT
Re: I finally found the OMM article about this... by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis 11/02/2007, 3:52pm PDT
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