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Billboard of Death by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/20/2019, 11:36am PDT NEW
    Climbing the corporate ladder NT by Pac n' Pal 07/20/2019, 2:49pm PDT NEW
        Blue Lives Splatter NT by Pal 07/20/2019, 2:49pm PDT NEW
            Cuz it's 1-8-7 on a couple hundred cops... NT by pinback 07/22/2019, 11:07am PDT NEW

I forgot half the shit I was trained on by Grumah 05/04/2008, 6:19am PDT NEW
    the stunpunch never works again for the rest of the game case closed NT by prepare your armrests 09/23/2013, 4:35am PDT NEW
    way to use the wrong sub forum you dumb motherfucker NT by Mysterio 09/23/2013, 5:50am PDT NEW

Bought all GTA games for 12 bux, started playing GTA4 again. by jauwh 05/02/2013, 3:31am PDT NEW
    Please tell us your thoughts on them NT by Please, I need content 05/03/2013, 8:04am PDT NEW

Remember the GTA Haiku thread? by laudablepuss 10/20/2011, 4:48pm PDT NEW

Really funny GTA IV Police fail video by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/17/2011, 7:47am PDT NEW
    GET OUT NT by Caltrops 09/17/2011, 8:00am PDT NEW
        Do we really have to tell new posters to get out? by THERE'S FOUR POSTS A DAY 09/17/2011, 10:15am PDT NEW
            Agreed, even though by Fullofkittens 09/17/2011, 10:36am PDT NEW
                He better not be Binro the Heretic NT by Roop 09/17/2011, 1:30pm PDT NEW
                    who dat by august and everything after 09/29/2011, 6:06am PDT NEW

My experience with GTAIV by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2011, 12:37pm PDT NEW
    Watch me tell THE MOST ACCLAIMED DEVELOPERS IN THE WORLD how to do their jobs. by Jerry Whorebach 08/04/2011, 5:15pm PDT NEW
        Argh! I meant 1/6th of a second, not 10 frames - I know GTAIV isn't 60FPS... NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/04/2011, 5:20pm PDT NEW
    Street Racing by Jerry Whorebach 08/23/2011, 3:56pm PDT NEW
        Nobody else had that experience. Quit making shit up. NT by Everyone else 08/23/2011, 5:02pm PDT NEW
        I think your xbox is about to die NT by tech support help guy 08/23/2011, 10:45pm PDT NEW
    this game was bleak and boring, like ineptly translated gogol NT by august and everything after 09/25/2011, 1:11pm PDT NEW

Initial Impressions by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/28/2009, 11:02am PST NEW
    did you know niko was in the war were you aware niko was in the war hey did I ev NT by irony 12/28/2009, 1:43pm PST NEW
    GTA4 does have the best story in the series. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/28/2009, 2:09pm PST NEW
        Re: GTA4 does have the best story in the series. by otis 12/28/2009, 2:37pm PST NEW
            Maybe they fixed that for the PC because it was pretty rare. by Last 12/28/2009, 7:23pm PST NEW
                Well they might've fixed it on the 360 also. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/29/2009, 4:16am PST NEW
        the best gameplay is still vice city, also has the best atmosphere and music NT by irony 12/29/2009, 4:22am PST NEW
    Re: Initial Impressions by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/31/2009, 5:20pm PST NEW
        Re: Initial Impressions by Fussbett 01/01/2010, 2:11am PST NEW
            once again if you don't have an hdtv you can't see your own hud NT by irony 01/01/2010, 9:35am PST NEW
            Well. It certainly looks good at 1080p. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/09/2010, 6:42pm PST NEW
                Re: Well. It certainly looks good at 1080p. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/14/2010, 10:38pm PST NEW
                    How do you know a DJ from my ancestral homeland? by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/15/2010, 5:54am PST NEW
        I went bowling or some shit and had like 5 cell phone calls and I quit by Entropy Stew 01/09/2010, 10:03pm PST NEW
        ICJ has more square inches of screen than any of you, but it's all in 15" packag NT by Ray of Light 11/15/2010, 12:19pm PST NEW
        Notable Crime Computer: Police Quest 1 (or was it 3? I think 1) by Last 11/15/2010, 1:18pm PST NEW
            Also, the age protection on LSL was pretty impressive I think. by Last 11/15/2010, 1:21pm PST NEW
                Re: Also, the age protection on LSL was pretty impressive I think. by Fortress Maximus 07/31/2011, 11:14pm PDT NEW

The GTA4 line at Gamestop. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2008, 11:39pm PDT NEW
    Futureshop by Fussbett 04/28/2008, 11:53pm PDT NEW
        That's the stark blinding difference between Canada and America. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2008, 11:57pm PDT NEW
        Re: Futureshop by Fussbett 04/29/2008, 1:02am PDT NEW
            Thanks Raife. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 1:21am PDT NEW
        No, not the video game. Nice truck! NT by Mischief Maker 04/29/2008, 9:26am PDT NEW
    Outside Roman's shop/station. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 3:25am PDT NEW
        So even in video games strangers give the Cables free stuff?!?! by Fussbett 04/29/2008, 5:14am PDT NEW
            Re: So even in video games strangers give the Cables free stuff?!?! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 5:17am PDT NEW
                Sounds like the best game ever (not really) by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 7:54am PDT NEW
                    Yeah that's really neat, enjoy Fozra Motorboring. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 8:14am PDT NEW
                        Maybe I will, John. Maybe I will... NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 8:43am PDT NEW
                            Not nearly as much as we'll be enjoying GTA4 of course. 8( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 8:59am PDT NEW
                        "Borza 2" would've been a better zinger. by Fussbett 04/29/2008, 11:14am PDT NEW
                            This description made me go out and buy the game. by Fortinbras (not the same) 04/29/2008, 1:53pm PDT NEW
                                Cellphone > Mutliplayer > Ranked Player Matches NT by IF YOU'RE SERIOUS 04/29/2008, 2:24pm PDT NEW
                                    Yeah, I saw that after I tried the first thing and got ventilated. by Fortinbras (not the same) 04/29/2008, 2:32pm PDT NEW
                            I'm too cheap to pay full price for ANYTHING, even video games. by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 10:41pm PDT NEW
                                I'll wait a month then spoil GTA4 for you when you least expect it. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 10:54pm PDT NEW
                                    As long as you don't spoil BioShock, Crackdown or Portal while you're at it. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 10:56pm PDT NEW
                                        The spoiler for Bioshock would be the biggest like ever. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 11:10pm PDT NEW
                                            Would you kindly not spoil Bioshock. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/29/2008, 11:20pm PDT NEW
                                                Whoever hasn't played it yet deserves it. >:O!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                                                    mffe's my niggard, he's got my back 8( NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/29/2008, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                                                        You'll never see it coming. O_________________O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 11:32pm PDT NEW
                                                            I'm not sure what you mean by "it" by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/30/2008, 1:09am PDT NEW
                                                                Was I replying to you? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 1:22am PDT NEW
                                        Crackdown spoilers, not unlike Tetris spoilers by bombMexico 04/30/2008, 1:09am PDT NEW
                                            Hey motherfucker! NT by Czechoslovakians 04/30/2008, 1:23am PDT NEW
                                            The story was almost non existent, but there WAS a spoiler. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 1:52am PDT NEW
                                                Just like all police forces. *drinks Che Guavariviera-flavour Fruitopia* NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/30/2008, 2:18am PDT NEW
                                                Re: The story was almost non existent, but there WAS a spoiler. by bombMexico 05/01/2008, 1:04am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: The story was almost non existent, but there WAS a spoiler. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 1:18am PDT NEW
                    Up until now you could only do forklifts in cinematics. NT by I need clarification 04/29/2008, 11:03am PDT NEW
                    You can tryyyy to kill him with a fork-lift! NT by Rocky 04/30/2008, 6:36am PDT NEW
                    It's three years later, and the reviews are in! by Jerry Whorebach 06/12/2011, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                        50% for 360, 62% for PS3, 76% for PC. PC reviewers just happy to get work. NT by Metacritic roundup 06/12/2011, 6:29pm PDT NEW
    we actually had some human interaction and were not slapped down, progress? NT by Grumah 04/29/2008, 9:24am PDT NEW
    Nico dies in the end. NT by spoiler 04/29/2008, 11:49pm PDT NEW
        meanie! NT by NOOOOOOOOOO 04/29/2008, 11:56pm PDT NEW
        I doubt it. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 12:02am PDT NEW

The Coffee Mugger. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/22/2010, 3:34am PDT NEW

This is much better than the game by Entropy Stew 05/20/2010, 8:20pm PDT NEW

so I finally finished the lost and the tlad I mean the lost and damned by irony 02/27/2010, 5:17am PST NEW
    I also just started bogt and it's like a world of difference already by irony 02/27/2010, 12:17pm PST NEW
    Re: so I finally finished the lost and the tlad I mean the lost and damned by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/27/2010, 12:20pm PST NEW

YOU CAN GO BOWLING by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/08/2009, 9:20pm PDT NEW
    I still have LC memorized in GTA3 and never found all the stunt jumps by irony 02/27/2010, 5:38am PST NEW
        gruman sense is tingling NT by gruman 02/27/2010, 5:52am PST NEW
        I agree with you that finding hidden packages in GTA is majorly unfun. by Jerry Whorebach 02/27/2010, 5:59am PST NEW
            you get free items at your safehouse for every 10 by irony 02/27/2010, 6:12am PST NEW
            It's a chore but it does take you to parts of the map you wouldn't otherwise vis by Last 02/27/2010, 8:10am PST NEW
            Re: I agree with you that finding hidden packages in GTA is majorly unfun. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/27/2010, 9:45am PST NEW
                this is an extremely good point I wonder why it wasn't made earlier hmm by irony 02/27/2010, 10:06am PST NEW
    That's pretty good NT by jeep 02/27/2010, 7:39am PST NEW

Kill the Hatians! NT by God, earthquakes 01/15/2010, 9:27am PST NEW
    How many hatians? Probably something gay like 10 psh. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 12:22pm PST NEW
        It's hard to keep track of all the news going on what with this Leno/Conan thing NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2010, 9:39am PST NEW

so on the subject of gta4, we purchased liberty city stories aka lost and the da by irony 01/02/2010, 7:44am PST NEW
    Yeah. It must be weird being wanted in a video game, eh virgin? NT by discuss. 01/02/2010, 8:47pm PST NEW
        What do you think about his crown? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/02/2010, 9:36pm PST NEW
        look whos back everybody NT by irony 01/03/2010, 2:30am PST NEW
        *slaps his cock all over the keyboard* by morony 01/03/2010, 3:03am PST NEW
            pretty average behavior for people who disagree with us on anything NT by irony 01/03/2010, 5:11am PST NEW
                Our enemies keep self destructing before we can destroy them. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/03/2010, 12:00pm PST NEW
    Henrique and Armando are like the Cables. by Fortinbras 01/11/2010, 11:38am PST NEW
        What did we prove you wrong about again? :( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/11/2010, 1:13pm PST NEW
            wait let me take a guess....................... yes? NT by irony 01/15/2010, 1:06pm PST NEW
                It's not a yes or no question. O_O by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 3:02pm PST NEW
                    Answering questions at a 12th grade level. NT by ..........yes 01/15/2010, 3:18pm PST NEW
                        I hope we don't make people bitter with our genius level test results. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/15/2010, 3:21pm PST NEW
                            looks like they have a new reason to be obsessed over us NT by irony 01/16/2010, 3:27am PST NEW

Is losing your wanted level even HARDER NOW? by Worm :| 05/03/2008, 2:06pm PDT NEW
    Re: Is losing your wanted level even HARDER NOW? by Fortinbras 05/03/2008, 2:45pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, pay and spray by Lizard_King 05/03/2008, 3:00pm PDT NEW
            Re: Yeah, pay and spray by Chiggers 05/03/2008, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                Okay fags stop wetting your panties. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/03/2008, 3:32pm PDT NEW
                    No. by Worm :| 05/03/2008, 4:08pm PDT NEW
                        I actually didn't know there was a choice in Holland Nights by Fortinbras 05/03/2008, 5:27pm PDT NEW
    there's an acheivment for outrunning a 4 star wanted level, which I could do inV NT by Grumah 05/03/2008, 6:26pm PDT NEW
    I used 'Kiki' who'd clear any wanted level in exchange for a fuck! by Quétinbec 05/17/2009, 11:39pm PDT NEW
        I thought she couldn't do anything about three stars or more? NT by Fortinbras 05/18/2009, 1:52am PDT NEW
            But were you ever that naughty? She made the game a piece of cake for me. NT by Quétinbec 05/18/2009, 2:19am PDT NEW
                Psh, she probably never even sent Fortinbras a pic of her ass. (high five?) NT by Fussbett 05/18/2009, 2:42am PDT NEW
                    She told me "You're on your own" at three wanted stars so I dumped her =( NT by Fortinbras 05/18/2009, 10:50am PDT NEW
        You could make a 100 point list of shit like that in GTAIV. It's the whole point by Fussbett 05/18/2009, 2:39am PDT NEW
            There are a lot of typos in this post, but it's 5:45am, so please be lenient. NT by Fussbett 05/18/2009, 2:45am PDT NEW
            I stopped playing Saints Row 2 when I had to grind rep to do more missions by Worm 05/18/2009, 3:14am PDT NEW
            Re: You could make a 100 point list of shit like that in GTAIV. It's the whole p by Quétinbec 05/18/2009, 3:14pm PDT NEW

SNL stays relevant, mocks poorly animated hands? by Fussbett 05/12/2008, 11:35am PDT NEW
    bitterly jealous, SNL goes after the competition NT by Grumah 05/12/2008, 12:33pm PDT NEW
    They are two wild and crazy guys NT by I need clarification 05/12/2008, 12:59pm PDT NEW
    We can't help that we're bees! NT by John Belushi 05/12/2008, 4:36pm PDT NEW
    Dinosaur Jr. - Start Choppin.mp3 NT by Fullofkittens 05/12/2008, 5:17pm PDT NEW
    Did anyone mention that three SNL members were voices in GTA4? by Last 03/17/2009, 1:13pm PDT NEW
        I did not know that NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/17/2009, 2:03pm PDT NEW

The stoop steps on older buildings are worn in the center from foot traffic. by Last 12/29/2008, 9:16am PST NEW
    I also noticed that during a run of utgarde keep by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/29/2008, 7:54pm PST NEW

Scientific proof that God exists by Colm 07/26/2008, 1:12pm PDT NEW
    Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Colm 07/26/2008, 1:17pm PDT NEW
        Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Colm 07/26/2008, 1:19pm PDT NEW
            Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Fortinbras 07/26/2008, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                Thanks fortinbras. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 3:09pm PDT NEW
                    Your gaping asshole on Jhohse.cx will forever haunt my mind NT by Fortinbras 07/26/2008, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                        Do you mean tauren porn? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 4:20pm PDT NEW
            Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Alan Hartman 07/26/2008, 10:19pm PDT NEW
                YOU WERE MOOG ALL ALONG? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 10:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Bananadine 07/26/2008, 9:48pm PDT NEW
            do you want that I read all that?? No sorry it's stupid !!!!!! NT by Omar Mother Fucking Abid 07/27/2008, 12:07am PDT NEW
    Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 1:23pm PDT NEW
        he is beginning to believe NT by Grumah 07/26/2008, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    You were great on TNG, not so great in Con-Air. Send autograph, plz. NT by Last 07/26/2008, 1:52pm PDT NEW
        I think he was good in Con Air but he seemed to be overcompensating for the fact NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 1:53pm PDT NEW
        DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 DS9 NT by Grumah 07/26/2008, 1:55pm PDT NEW
    YOU'RE DRIFTING WAY TO HARD NT by E. L. Koba 07/26/2008, 3:14pm PDT NEW
        HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT o____________o NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 3:17pm PDT NEW
            I'M GOING FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by E. L. Koba 07/26/2008, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                It sounds like something you want, but you don't. ;-; NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 3:20pm PDT NEW
    Re: Scientific proof that God exists by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 5:44pm PDT NEW
    I wish I loved video games that much. NT by Fussbett 07/26/2008, 7:00pm PDT NEW
        Just be careful to not throw everything away for the drift. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/26/2008, 8:52pm PDT NEW
            Hey man, I've been turning code in coiled tubes of light since before you were b NT by Fussbett 07/27/2008, 6:16am PDT NEW
    You freaky motherfucker! You're scaring us half to death! NT by Quétinbec 07/26/2008, 8:15pm PDT NEW
    Oh yeah, well, my bones are denser than titanium and one time a car hit me and I NT by Cleve Blakemore 07/26/2008, 11:07pm PDT NEW

Saint's Row 2 seems to have the right idea by Lizard_King 06/04/2008, 11:37pm PDT NEW
    Targeting me directly: Gary Busey is their spokesperson by Lizard_King 06/05/2008, 7:37am PDT NEW
        Spraying sewage or streaking through town are no better than bowling. by Last 06/05/2008, 7:47am PDT NEW
            Then GTA4 is perfect for you. by Lizard_King 06/05/2008, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                Whoa, I bitched about the GTA IV missions because it's what I do, I bitch. by Worm 06/05/2008, 5:43pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Whoa, I bitched about the GTA IV missions because it's what I do, I bitch. by Lizard_King 06/05/2008, 9:56pm PDT NEW
                        SOUNDS LIKE YOU KIND OF SUCK AT THE GAME NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 5:38am PDT NEW
                Re: Then GTA4 is perfect for you. by Last 06/05/2008, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Then GTA4 is perfect for you. by Lizard_King 06/05/2008, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Then GTA4 is perfect for you. by N 06/05/2008, 10:49pm PDT NEW
                Hey, Niko covered wars yano NT by Grumah 06/06/2008, 12:13am PDT NEW
        I read that as Chinese boy at first, which sounded awesome. NT by I need clarification 06/05/2008, 11:08am PDT NEW
    best part: WATCHING TV IN THE GAME ON YOUR TV by Grumah 06/06/2008, 12:18am PDT NEW
        They're STILL doing Lazlow? by FABIO 06/06/2008, 1:28am PDT NEW
            No. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 5:37am PDT NEW

The last mission is a horrible piece of fucking shit. by Worm 05/06/2008, 8:58pm PDT NEW
    aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd I beat it, I feel cleansed. NT by Worm 05/06/2008, 9:24pm PDT NEW
    I died a few times attempting to beat the last mission in GTASA NT by Grumah 05/06/2008, 10:34pm PDT NEW
    How much real life money should I bet that the last mission isn't bad at all? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/06/2008, 10:41pm PDT NEW
        Wow what a surprise that wrom was wrong again. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 11:02am PDT NEW
            Took you long enough! by Worm 05/14/2008, 9:12pm PDT NEW
                That sounds perfectly reasonable to us NT by FPS Doors and Walls 05/14/2008, 9:14pm PDT NEW
                Re: Took you long enough! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                GTA4: sko casual game? NT by David Cross' San Andreas missions 05/14/2008, 10:29pm PDT NEW
                    Compared to SA, it's just more balanced. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/14/2008, 10:32pm PDT NEW
                        seconding their complete lack of playtesting NT by Grumah 05/14/2008, 10:34pm PDT NEW
    I will admit one thing by Grumah 05/15/2008, 7:12pm PDT NEW

I just spent an hour looking for one car for the shitty fucking car finding shit NT by Grumah 05/14/2008, 6:14pm PDT NEW
    on foot combat control unresponsivness rating: extreem NT by Grumah 05/14/2008, 9:05pm PDT NEW

A couple things on Slate about GTA4. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/12/2008, 8:08pm PDT NEW

Kraid's 360 is apparently already bricked. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 11:55pm PDT NEW
    Possible cause, but unknown. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 2:09am PDT NEW
        Caching data in memory? That is highly irresponsible >:( NT by Entropy Stew 05/10/2008, 2:15am PDT NEW
        Re: Possible cause, but unknown. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 2:32am PDT NEW
        The hip hop community was all over this weeks ago (psh) by Fussbett 05/10/2008, 3:01am PDT NEW
            I didn't want to devalue the social satire of the above post... by Fussbett 05/10/2008, 3:03am PDT NEW
                female canine african americans NT by Grumah 05/10/2008, 8:37am PDT NEW
            So blizzard killed his entire 360? :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                lol, gg noob NT by Blizzard 05/10/2008, 2:46pm PDT NEW

Tell me about the player character by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/05/2008, 6:56pm PDT NEW
    Re: Tell me about the player character by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/05/2008, 7:00pm PDT NEW
        He's Yakov Smirnov NT by Fortinbras 05/05/2008, 8:35pm PDT NEW
            Thanks for clearing up ICJ's "what a country!!!" joke, you fucking retard. NT by I need clarification 05/05/2008, 8:51pm PDT NEW
                I made an awesome Yakov Smirnov joke on a web QA board like 2 months ago. by Fullofkittens 05/06/2008, 7:18pm PDT NEW
                    Holy shit, we've been enjoying that exact brand of humor for years! Come over! NT by Horrible slashdot faggots 05/06/2008, 7:25pm PDT NEW
                        PEARLS BEFORE SWINE >:( NT by Fullofkittens 05/06/2008, 7:31pm PDT NEW
                            That was actually in the top 5% of /. Yakov jokes, if it's any consolation NT by Entropy Stew 05/10/2008, 12:59am PDT NEW
    Most of what he says is situation appropriate by Lizard_King 05/05/2008, 10:39pm PDT NEW
    Best PC in recent memory. NT by Fussbett 05/05/2008, 11:51pm PDT NEW
    Better than the previous characters NT by Grumah 05/05/2008, 11:54pm PDT NEW
    oh and I use the "science of crime" csi miami yaaaa ringtone for my ingame cell NT by Grumah 05/06/2008, 1:51am PDT NEW
        I use the beheading one! NT by Worm 05/06/2008, 6:40pm PDT NEW
    PS: Just buy a 360 already, stop lamenting games you can't play. Plus Dead Risi NT by Fussbett 05/06/2008, 11:35am PDT NEW
        This is probably the correct answer. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/06/2008, 5:29pm PDT NEW
            They're releasing a cooler, quieter 360 in August. Let that be your excuse! NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/09/2008, 2:36pm PDT NEW
                I think that was last August. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                You mean this? by Lizard_King 05/09/2008, 3:27pm PDT NEW

tom chick hates GTA4, I think because he is GAY. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/05/2008, 7:05pm PDT NEW
    "Who doesn't drive listening to his own music instead of a radio station?" NT by Um... immigrants? 05/08/2008, 12:14pm PDT NEW
        Carjackers? NT by Fussbett 05/08/2008, 1:16pm PDT NEW
            Re: Carjackers? by Mischief Maker 05/08/2008, 2:08pm PDT NEW
                He premeditated all of his car stealings. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2008, 2:10pm PDT NEW
                    Re: He premeditated all of his car stealings. by Fussbett 05/08/2008, 2:24pm PDT NEW
                        Re: He premeditated all of his car stealings. by Mischief Maker 05/08/2008, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                PS: This GUY!!!!!!!! is just pissin all over us. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2008, 2:10pm PDT NEW
    Or people in GTA games. Or my sister, she listens to the radio. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2008, 12:22pm PDT NEW
        Oops this replied to me instead of the guy I was replying to for some reason. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2008, 1:11pm PDT NEW
            You're having a hard time with our shitty forum software (tm) lately by laudablepuss 05/08/2008, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                I've been busy lately, BOY WORK IS HARD YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/08/2008, 3:26pm PDT NEW
    More bitching at readers for print mags being obsolete, eh? NT by FABIO 05/08/2008, 11:01pm PDT NEW

I just got Walk Free (50G). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/07/2008, 5:20pm PDT NEW

Review: my gamertag. by Fussbett 05/05/2008, 12:07pm PDT NEW
    So, negative then? Or positive because fuck that guy? NT by laudablepuss 05/05/2008, 12:30pm PDT NEW
        Sorry, negative! It slows my team down. NT by Fussbett 05/05/2008, 1:14pm PDT NEW
    Illiterate Xbox Live users, it's obviously meant to be pronounced "Fuzzbutt." NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/05/2008, 12:38pm PDT NEW
        Actually the easiest default pronounciation would be "Fisbit," which is close en NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/05/2008, 2:24pm PDT NEW
    its always faster to guess the name by inserting random numbers NT by Grumah 05/05/2008, 7:26pm PDT NEW
        S and B look like numbers at high speed apparently. NT by Fussbett 05/06/2008, 12:06am PDT NEW
            also I don't have an HDTV so it all looks a bit blurry NT by Grumah 05/06/2008, 12:41am PDT NEW
    Tell me about it :( NT by YHWH 05/06/2008, 1:16am PDT NEW
        That would be pronounced yawhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/06/2008, 9:57am PDT NEW
            Yahweh NT by Jewzo, The Jew Who Lurks 05/06/2008, 11:30am PDT NEW
                THEY ARE PRAYING TO THEIR MOON GOD NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/06/2008, 11:35am PDT NEW
                Batman, Cleric of the Tetragrammaton! by laudablepuss 05/06/2008, 11:39am PDT NEW

So when does this come out for the Wii? by Rafiki 05/01/2008, 2:09pm PDT NEW
    :D by Grumah 05/02/2008, 11:41pm PDT NEW
    Send me your twelve digit multiplayer PIN code. by Fussbett 05/05/2008, 11:44am PDT NEW

Multiplayer tips from Rockstar by Fussbett 05/02/2008, 11:03pm PDT NEW

Even better than the conservative talk radio - conservative talk cartoon TV! by Fortinbras 05/01/2008, 12:26pm PDT NEW
    Jesus! Was that a Saturday Night Live cartoon? by Mischief Maker 05/01/2008, 1:54pm PDT NEW
        It's one of the shows on the TV in your apartment in GTA IV NT by Fussbett 05/01/2008, 1:57pm PDT NEW
            It's on par with most "political" humor and that's good enough for SOME people. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 2:12pm PDT NEW
    I especially like the master chief armor on all of them (gaylo) NT by Grumah 05/01/2008, 4:07pm PDT NEW
        That was my favorite part, the rest was kind of trying too harrrrrrd. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/02/2008, 3:29am PDT NEW

So far they are getting everything right by Grumah 04/29/2008, 4:15pm PDT NEW
    CSI Miami parody commercial :D NT by Grumah 04/29/2008, 5:35pm PDT NEW
        They have an NPR and local conservative talk radio caricature as well by Fortinbras (not the same) 04/29/2008, 9:34pm PDT NEW
    mewm was easily trolled by this game by Grumah 05/01/2008, 4:31am PDT NEW
        PISS. BALLS. NT by Roman's cabbie 05/01/2008, 10:03am PDT NEW

A good way to hear Lazlow IF YOU ARE DESPERATE. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 9:59am PDT NEW

Jso and I (and Fusbet) have all played the multiplayer now. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 11:09am PDT NEW
    Whats the easiest way to setup multiplayer for gamertag friends? by Fussbett 04/30/2008, 2:27pm PDT NEW
        I admit I have no idea about almost any of that stuff. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 10:50pm PDT NEW
            It seems like every time I get a good 8 on 8 game of Cops and Crooks by Fortinbras 04/30/2008, 11:06pm PDT NEW
                Just do ranked cops and crooks, no one complains. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 11:16pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Just do ranked cops and crooks, no one complains. by Fortinbras 04/30/2008, 11:38pm PDT NEW
    Something crazy and new in the game, IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/30/2008, 11:14pm PDT NEW
        I guess you were too smooth a driver to discover that earlier by Fortinbras 04/30/2008, 11:39pm PDT NEW
        Bonus:it's the best way to get rid of girlfriends or passengers still in car by Lizard_King 04/30/2008, 11:51pm PDT NEW
            IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 12:24am PDT NEW
                next on my list. thanks. by Lizard_King 05/01/2008, 12:35am PDT NEW
                    Do you get to date anybody except Michelle? by Fortinbras 05/01/2008, 12:41am PDT NEW
                        I WONDER WHY SHE ASKS SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS CRIMINAL SHIT? NT by Motherhead 05/01/2008, 12:44am PDT NEW
                            That has to be a spoiler. O_________O Not yet confirmed by anyone though. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/01/2008, 12:48am PDT NEW
                                I thought she was just stupid. NT by Fortinbras 05/01/2008, 1:53am PDT NEW
                                undercover angel NT by Grumah 05/01/2008, 3:13am PDT NEW

GTA IV cures most if not all of my gripes with how GTAIII played by Fortinbras 04/30/2008, 7:59pm PDT NEW
    some of those were fixed in GTASA by Grumah 04/30/2008, 10:47pm PDT NEW
        I didn't play San Andreas because it had too many black people by Fortinbras 04/30/2008, 11:04pm PDT NEW

Jack Thompson on "dragging you mother into your porn bussiness pimping" by Fussbett 04/30/2008, 1:32am PDT NEW
    if Jack Thompson doesn't post in this thread for 72 hours charity man will donat NT by Grumah 04/30/2008, 2:13pm PDT NEW

Grand Theft Auto 4 to world: "Exterminate anime and its fans." by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/29/2008, 11:30am PDT NEW
    Drive over 25 fat, waddling (HAITIAN) weeaboos leaving the theatre in 2 minutes NT by Fortinbras (not the same) 04/29/2008, 11:50am PDT NEW

Final day. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2008, 7:51am PDT NEW
    I plan to nap after work and attempt a midnight line. Hilarious post results? NT by Fussbett 04/28/2008, 5:00pm PDT NEW
        PS: I plan to be playing online multiplayer at 12:30am NT by Fussbett 04/28/2008, 5:10pm PDT NEW
            I'll be playing single player at that point. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2008, 8:13pm PDT NEW
                This reflects our different approaches to life. I'm going to check out the line! NT by Fussbett 04/28/2008, 10:14pm PDT NEW

Not really a story spoiler, but a celebrity guest voice spoiler. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/19/2008, 8:20am PDT NEW
    Who? NT by Fortinbras 04/19/2008, 9:25am PDT NEW
        My first guess is that this is an ator. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/19/2008, 10:41am PDT NEW
            If it was I would have posted something in reply NT by Fortinbras 04/19/2008, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                This is horrible. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/19/2008, 12:57pm PDT NEW
                    What? NT by laudablepuss 04/19/2008, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                        He's going to be real upset when he learns I don't have Red Dwarf on DVD either NT by Fortinbras 04/19/2008, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                            Even Kotaku made fun of the imaginary person who doesnt know Gervais/Google NT by (Im in a Montréal hotel!) 04/19/2008, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                                THERE'S NOTHING MUCH LOWER THAN THAT (IS IT CROWDED AT THE BOTTOM?) NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/19/2008, 5:20pm PDT NEW
                                    how's the weather up there NT by Grumah 04/19/2008, 5:26pm PDT NEW
                                        IT'S AWESOME LIKE ALWAYS 8) NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/19/2008, 5:27pm PDT NEW

How awesome does this look? by Bodybag 04/17/2008, 6:37pm PDT NEW
    Enough to buy it at midnight. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/17/2008, 6:41pm PDT NEW
        standing in line with 80 other gaylo tears of war fratfags NT by Grumah 04/17/2008, 10:27pm PDT NEW
            while sucking the micropenis of the homo in front and taking some fatty's wang NT by from behind 04/17/2008, 10:35pm PDT NEW
                asian fatty NT by Grumah 04/18/2008, 3:36am PDT NEW
                    Well I don't know if any of THAT is going to be happening. ~_______~ NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/18/2008, 4:10am PDT NEW
                        pretty sure there will be a line with other people in it anyway NT by Grumah 04/18/2008, 5:51am PDT NEW
            QUEERS OF WAR by QUEERS OF WAR 04/18/2008, 9:15am PDT NEW
                8.8 ratata NT by Grumah 04/18/2008, 4:48pm PDT NEW

 
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