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How to inline Twitter, Youtube, others by Caltrops 06/23/2018, 8:48pm PDT
    Example for "Rick Roll": [youtube id=dQw4w9WgXcQ] by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/27/2018, 10:12pm PDT
        This is wrong. You need quotes there. You're not helping by adding posts to the by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2018, 10:43am PDT
            I'd give anything for him to add a post to a sticky, just one more time. =( NT by pinback 04/03/2019, 2:17pm PDT NEW


New main forum suggestion: "Review Requests" by Mischief Maker 04/08/2019, 4:14pm PDT NEW
    "Blank Bump". Is that how I do this? Anyway, great idea. NT by pinback 04/08/2019, 5:48pm PDT NEW
        I'm blank-bumping your blank bump so this thread isn't buried under shitposts NT by and ICJ can see it. 04/09/2019, 5:07am PDT NEW
            Obtaining the necessary credentials for this. Will update ASAP. NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/09/2019, 7:29am PDT NEW
                Bumping the thread, clambering to the top of the pile of shitposts. NT by A Sisyphean Journey 04/09/2019, 4:47pm PDT NEW
                    All two of them NT by per day 04/09/2019, 5:38pm PDT NEW
                        What the hell is going on? Is everybody using 640x480 monitors from the 90's? by Roop 04/09/2019, 7:48pm PDT NEW
                    Guess who just made my list? by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/10/2019, 2:50pm PDT NEW
    +1 NT by Blackwater 04/10/2019, 10:01pm PDT NEW
    Why can't that just be folded into what Short Dumbledores originally did? NT by The Happiness Engine 04/11/2019, 4:14pm PDT NEW
    I didn't see this before and I didn't get an email from Caltrops Admin. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/19/2019, 10:52am PDT NEW
        And that's why I kept bumping the thread. Wait, oh shi- NT by Mischief Maker *BANNED USER* 04/19/2019, 4:58pm PDT NEW

http to https forward by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/18/2019, 7:27am PDT NEW
    Using mod_rewrite is like praying to Satan;you trade your soul for worldly power by Entropy Stew 04/18/2019, 8:01pm PDT NEW
        Hmm, maybe one fix? by Entropy Stew 04/19/2019, 10:36am PDT NEW

I have backtraced the malefactors IP address and issued a wide reaching ban. by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/12/2019, 11:53am PDT NEW
    Still here motherfucker by Motherfucker motherfucker 04/12/2019, 12:29pm PDT NEW
    Like motherfucker motherfucker said motherfucker by Roop 04/12/2019, 1:02pm PDT NEW
        Re: Like motherfucker motherfucker said motherfucker by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/12/2019, 3:50pm PDT NEW
            Ahh I see. Well tell the troll best O luck and be sure to call them a fag for me by Roop 04/12/2019, 3:57pm PDT NEW

I'm hiring a crack squad of shitposters. NT by Caltrops Admin 03/19/2019, 10:01am PDT
    Reporting for duty, fag NT by Mysterio 03/20/2019, 1:42am PDT
        A crack squad of elite shitposters. That's the job. NT by Caltrops Admin 03/20/2019, 5:47pm PDT
    Ah HAH! My conspiracy research paid off! NT by Roop 04/11/2019, 6:50am PDT NEW

What's it going to take to ban the asshole worthlessly shitposting? NT by Mysterio Lollerson 04/07/2019, 9:15am PDT NEW
    There's at least two of us :( by Mysterio 04/07/2019, 12:00pm PDT NEW
        Whoever you are, you have one week to plead for your posting life. NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/07/2019, 12:55pm PDT NEW
            Six days now, dickhead NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/07/2019, 9:17pm PDT NEW
                gruman NT by gruman 04/08/2019, 7:57am PDT NEW
                    You're fine, it's the other guy that needs to show himself. by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/08/2019, 10:09am PDT NEW
                        if only we hadn't run off the TROLL POLICE years ago NT by with gruman posts :( 04/08/2019, 10:18am PDT NEW
                        I'll do it for $45 and I won't ban anyone. NT by Oh 04/08/2019, 12:05pm PDT NEW
                            Changed my mind, I'll ban the one fuck that replied to me today. by Oh 04/08/2019, 1:26pm PDT NEW
                                so much for the tolerant left! NT by Oh Noes 04/08/2019, 2:15pm PDT NEW
                                    5 days. Plead for your life like the roach you are NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/08/2019, 7:52pm PDT NEW
                                    I see how it goes by - 04/08/2019, 8:26pm PDT NEW
                                        I'd rather be him than the guy who responds to a joke meme reply with NT by KILL YOURSELF 04/09/2019, 8:50am PDT NEW
                                            Re: I'd rather be him than the guy who responds to a joke meme reply with by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/09/2019, 12:20pm PDT NEW
                                                Where's Bradley Svedka when you need him NT by Roop 04/09/2019, 7:46pm PDT NEW
                                                    STOP SHITPOSTING YOU HAVE 96 HOURS TO COMPLY NT by CALTROPS ADMIN 04/10/2019, 10:42am PDT NEW
                                                        WAIT wait fuck! I'm one of the wacky personalities goddammit! NT by Roop 04/11/2019, 6:48am PDT NEW

While we've been making fun of MM for being Jewish, Jonesy has been waging a one by man war to defend a Verge reporter 11/10/2018, 11:11am PST
    Did anyone point out that thermal paste is non-conductive? by E. L. Koba 11/10/2018, 1:10pm PST
    I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay and unnecessary. NT by Still, I'll have his back in this 11/10/2018, 1:33pm PST
        I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay and unnecessary. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/10/2018, 3:19pm PST
            Re: I support ICJ's bully castrating but the verge piece was gay/unnecessary. by the emotionally damaged. 11/10/2018, 4:44pm PST
                Six months later, they still bring him up on reddit. by Oh 04/07/2019, 9:45pm PDT NEW

When did this place go from videogames to an alt-right outpost? by pinback 03/31/2019, 5:51pm PDT NEW
    Can you be specific? by Vested Id 03/31/2019, 6:10pm PDT NEW
        I dunno, you're the like main guy now as far as I can tell. What's the deal? NT by pinback 03/31/2019, 7:12pm PDT NEW
            I dunno either by Vested Id 03/31/2019, 7:16pm PDT NEW
                What videogames are you currently enjoying the most? NT by pinback 03/31/2019, 7:22pm PDT NEW
                    Hearts of Iron 4 with the Holocaust never happened mod NT by But I wish it did 04/01/2019, 11:55pm PDT NEW
    Mischief Maker figured out a bunch of ppl's IRLs and mailed them poop-flavoured by lube 03/31/2019, 9:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: When did this place go from videogames to an alt-right outpost? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2019, 6:58am PDT NEW
        That's what drew me here by Vested Id 04/01/2019, 5:56pm PDT NEW
    TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by blackwater 04/01/2019, 11:42am PDT NEW
        Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Mysterio 04/01/2019, 12:50pm PDT NEW
        Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/01/2019, 8:30pm PDT NEW
            Re: TL;DR Repubs are about 50% of the country and Caltrops doesn't censor them by Mysteriobama 04/02/2019, 8:27pm PDT NEW
                Which game? NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2019, 8:41pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Which game? by Mysteriobama 04/02/2019, 8:56pm PDT NEW
        at one point people here tried to cultivate a persistent identity by Fullofkittens 04/07/2019, 2:32pm PDT NEW
            gruman NT by gruman 04/07/2019, 7:40pm PDT NEW

Reminder: Caltrops.com Rules by Been Minnowman 04/04/2019, 11:10am PDT NEW
    You missed a spot ("/r/TorontoBlueJays") NT by pinback 04/04/2019, 11:21am PDT NEW
        Appreciate this thank you by Vested Id 04/04/2019, 11:56am PDT NEW
            I clicked it thinking it was Caltrops.com RULES! and was disappointed NT by Thought someone had positive feedba 04/04/2019, 9:59pm PDT NEW
    Hey Asshole! You missed me by 3 days NT by April Fools Day 04/04/2019, 2:37pm PDT NEW

I'm glad RSS is disabled NT by These posts lately are terrible 02/28/2019, 8:23pm PST
    I'm sorry it's not working for you, friend. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/28/2019, 9:03pm PST
        I think I corrected it. Let me know. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/01/2019, 6:22am PST
            Re: I think I corrected it. Let me know. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/02/2019, 9:59am PST
                It seems broken again. NT by Khalil 03/03/2019, 10:47am PST
                    Now it seems fine. NT by Khalil 03/03/2019, 11:09am PST
                        Is anyone getting interal server errors trying to use the site? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2019, 8:20pm PST
                            I had a bunch intermittently last weekend. Nothing today. NT by MM 03/04/2019, 8:35pm PST
                            I got a 500 a day or 2 ago, cleared on reload. NT by The Happiness Engine 03/05/2019, 12:30pm PST
                                Re: I got a 500 a day or 2 ago, cleared on reload. by The Happiness Engine 03/21/2019, 1:48pm PDT
                            yes NT by couple days ago 03/05/2019, 5:01pm PST
                            I did all last weekend, Jonesy. NT by Eury 03/06/2019, 6:53am PST
                            An example, if you're looking for one: by MM 04/03/2019, 8:06am PDT NEW
                                Correction: I don't think it was actually called a 404 NT by MM 04/03/2019, 8:18am PDT NEW
                                I'll get a random 404 on reload of a post here or there. reloading works fine. NT by The Happiness Engine 04/03/2019, 3:19pm PDT NEW

What is "blank bumping"? NT by pinback 02/24/2019, 12:11pm PST
    Someone's new term for a "+1" post. NT by Mischief Maker 02/24/2019, 12:54pm PST
    It's like a booty bump NT by Mysterio 02/24/2019, 9:41pm PST

How the fuck do you people parse medium to long threads? by RetroRomper 12/27/2018, 5:47am PST
    We're going to wait until winter break is over and you disappear. NT by This is how we are going to help 12/27/2018, 5:26pm PST
    Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/29/2018, 3:53pm PST
        What is CalTrops running, exactly? Something custom or modified? NT by RetroRomper 12/29/2018, 7:18pm PST
            It runs on slave children imprisoned in the engine, like Snowpiercer by Fullofkittens 12/30/2018, 8:36am PST
        Maybe faint vertical lines between below subthreads touching distant replies? by Mischief Forum Ruiner 12/30/2018, 5:19am PST
        Re: Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Mysterio 12/30/2018, 7:20am PST
            Puns. Lots of puns. *Woosh* NT by Vested Id 12/30/2018, 8:44am PST
        Re: Serious question - CAN it be improved? by Mysterio 01/03/2019, 1:11am PST
            Congrats, you found a threaded forum worse than caltrops NT by Entropy Stew 02/05/2019, 9:08pm PST
        Yes. With logins by Entropy Stew 02/05/2019, 9:14pm PST
    I made a change to how the NEW! icon shows up. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2019, 9:01pm PST

Rodina is an early access game. Should we really be hyping it? NT by Caltrops Standards and Practices 02/04/2019, 2:25pm PST
    I think so. It's a quality game. What do you think of it? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2019, 4:57pm PST
        I think I don't pay for beta tests. Let me know when it hits 1.0! NT by Mysterio 02/05/2019, 10:04pm PST
    Re: Rodina is an early access game. Should we really be hyping it? by BeefyCheesy 02/05/2019, 6:05pm PST
        Agreed, part of the gameplay is in how to pronounce it by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/05/2019, 7:33pm PST
            If it's EA Elite clones you're after, give Void Destroyer 2 a look. NT by MM 02/06/2019, 5:14am PST
                Re: If it's EA Elite clones you're after, give Void Destroyer 2 a look. by Oh 02/06/2019, 6:12am PST
                    Yes, EA = Early Access. NT by MM 02/06/2019, 6:51am PST

https works here now, apparently. Enjoy. NT by Bradley Svedka. 11/10/2018, 8:36pm PST
    Re: https works here now, apparently. Enjoy. by Thanks! 11/12/2018, 9:34am PST
        I'll demerit the other guy. NT by Bradley Svedka. 11/12/2018, 11:11am PST
            I think the youtubes dont show on https? NT by Johnny Fivedicks 11/15/2018, 6:31am PST
                same here, investigating NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2018, 11:14am PST
                    I think it's fixed now. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/15/2018, 12:42pm PST
    Let's Encrypt doing God's work NT by Entropy Stew 11/30/2018, 6:40pm PST

I think it's time to rename "The Zionist Media Conspiracy" forum. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 3:28pm PDT
    I hope Jonesy sits on this one for a minute by Vested Id 11/01/2018, 4:42pm PDT
        Much bigger changes have already happened for far lesser reasons. NT by Quentinbec 11/01/2018, 5:34pm PDT
    I'm not wedded to that name. Post some ideas! But the ZMC joke is expired. NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 5:30pm PDT
        The Rape Button Forum? The Throbbing Nigger Cock Forum? NT by Roop 11/01/2018, 6:04pm PDT
        Are you offended, or are you running interference for fragile jewish people? by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 6:08pm PDT
            Nah, I'm just triggering the cons. NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 6:37pm PDT
        What joke? by Vested Id 11/01/2018, 8:25pm PDT
    How about MyTube? by blackwater 11/01/2018, 6:38pm PDT
        Too much like JewTube. Show some respect, many holocaust survivors read Caltrops NT by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:01pm PDT
    Of course, old friend. Perhaps the following would be a good solution. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:03pm PDT
        Sweet, glad I could witness the beginning of the end. NT by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:11pm PDT
            http://www.cafepress.com/caltrops/Zionist_Media_Conspiracy_Childs_Bib.asp by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:28pm PDT
                What am I doing wrong here? by Russian Bots 11/01/2018, 7:50pm PDT
        Thanks! NT by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 7:20pm PDT
            Congratulations! by Gas the Kikes, Race War Now! 11/01/2018, 8:15pm PDT
                You don't even know why the forum was named that, so STFU. NT by blackwater 11/01/2018, 9:05pm PDT
                    You are an extraordinary person. NT by 1488 11/01/2018, 9:06pm PDT
        Why stop there? by Roop 11/01/2018, 8:08pm PDT
            Sigh. MM originally named the Zionist Media Conspiracy by blackwater 11/02/2018, 12:12am PDT
                Has he asked you for dick pics over chat yet? NT by Alex Jones 11/02/2018, 12:23am PDT
                Well congrats, he just made the nazi forum by Roop 11/02/2018, 12:25am PDT
                    Not a bad point NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:55am PDT
                    For balance we should rename MMs forum MMs Illegal Zionist Occupation NT by Thanos 11/02/2018, 6:18am PDT
                I Always thought INC made the ZMC, He's jewish too! Just not a huge faggot. NT by The Happy Merchant 11/02/2018, 12:30am PDT
                Thanks, it helps knowing that by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:54am PDT
        Why create a new forum instead of just renaming it? by Entropy Stew 11/26/2018, 2:41pm PST
            I respected you! NT by Vested Id 11/26/2018, 2:51pm PST
                That name was originally chosen as a base for INC by Entropy Stew 11/26/2018, 3:52pm PST
                    Re: That name was originally chosen as a base for INC by Vested Id 11/26/2018, 9:54pm PST
            He was worried about old link not working, I think NT by laudablepuss 11/26/2018, 2:59pm PST
                Right. I don't trust myself trying to haxx0r the database. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/26/2018, 5:12pm PST
    Wait, are we NeoGAF now? NT by Motherhead 11/01/2018, 9:10pm PDT
    You have officially jumped the shark NT by You worthless cowardly shit 11/01/2018, 10:03pm PDT
        gruman NT by gruman 11/01/2018, 11:30pm PDT
    It's a honeypot trap by Alex Jones 11/01/2018, 11:52pm PDT
        Curses! Your all-natural supplements allowed you to see through my wicked plot! by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 12:07am PDT
            Oh you! by Alex Jones 11/02/2018, 12:18am PDT
            Woosh NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 12:50am PDT
    I am LAUGHING WITH DELIGHT NT by Satan 11/02/2018, 10:59am PDT
    How about Mediauschwitz? NT by Mysterio 11/27/2018, 11:47am PST
        The Hollywood Holocauster. NT by Callow Sniper 11/27/2018, 11:51am PST
            Jewish Man Smothering Your Dotter On Casting Couch NT by Mysterio 11/27/2018, 6:51pm PST

When will CalTrops support emojis in post titles? by RetroRomper 11/24/2018, 7:44pm PST
    You can type them out. NT by Winky Face! 11/25/2018, 9:33pm PST

I'd like to talk about a spirited advertising campaign by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/01/2018, 7:37am PDT
    My old offer still stands. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2018, 8:19am PDT
    Well . . . by laudablepuss 11/02/2018, 11:00am PDT
        Heavily disagree by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 11:29am PDT
        You may have been born simple Puss but the rest of us didn't fall off the back by of a turnip truck. 11/02/2018, 12:09pm PDT
            *Barborito not Umberto NT by of a turnip truck 11/02/2018, 12:12pm PDT
            Hi, I didn't even attempt to discuss the merits. by laudablepuss 11/02/2018, 12:21pm PDT
                What if I tell you he also didn't like your shitty comic? NT by Russian Bots 11/02/2018, 2:00pm PDT
                    That's probably a compelling argument for you NT by laudablepuss 11/02/2018, 2:29pm PDT
                        Just trying to gauge what you consider a valid reason to get worked up. NT by Russian Bots 11/02/2018, 4:07pm PDT
            It's still there. That terrible forum name is still there, just a little farther NT by Oh 11/02/2018, 3:55pm PDT
            Daddy likes me better because you were adopted! by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 4:33pm PDT
    I'm gonna start poasting game reviews, whether mischief maker leaves or not by I'm also a lawyer 11/02/2018, 9:47pm PDT
        A "poasting" lawyer, huh? Does your firm advertise on matchbook covers? by Mischief Maker 11/03/2018, 7:38am PDT

In this thread, we construct the Caltrops Code of Conduct NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/24/2018, 5:03pm PDT
    Less than 25 V conduction by STM97.2 10/24/2018, 9:08pm PDT
        I got a CHARGE out of your post! NT by hahahah but seriously, folks 10/25/2018, 4:48pm PDT
    Two men go in, one man leaves. by Blackwater 10/24/2018, 10:02pm PDT
        Because his ASSHOLE got WRECKED NT by (high fives of history) 10/25/2018, 8:11pm PDT
    Don't talk. Don't make eye contact unless you're gonna fuck. NT by The Goodwolf 10/26/2018, 8:00pm PDT
    Keep shitposting top-level posts out of SC, even when they're pretty great by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 8:29am PDT
        Rants would be a great proper home for them NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 8:31am PDT
        Can we get rid of Jerry's old anti-semitic posts? NT by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 8:40am PDT
            We shouldn't get rid of anything by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 9:22am PDT
                That's some troublemaker atoring as me. I would never touch a Jerry post. NT by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 9:25am PDT
                    The cognitively dissonant conscience of this forum folks NT by (slow clap) 11/02/2018, 9:47am PDT
                Except problematic forum names. They have got to go. NT by Mischief Maker 11/02/2018, 9:46am PDT
                    Nothing *should* be changed by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 9:52am PDT
                        Okay, so...why permit Jerry's posts? If your goal is to curb anti-Semitism? NT by or is it virtue signaling bullshit? 11/02/2018, 9:55am PDT
                            Minimum necessary force bucko NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 10:47am PDT
                                Thanks, self appointed forum moderator FAGGOT NT by you and MM are both trash 11/02/2018, 10:53am PDT
                                    I hate the association but I only have myself to blame NT by Vested Id 11/02/2018, 11:18am PDT
    Help me draft a pronoun policy for people that use the work SHMUP unironically. NT by Callow Sniper 11/02/2018, 6:20pm PDT
        Uh-huh! Work that shmup! Work it work it work it! Yeah! by Dangun Feveron 11/02/2018, 6:36pm PDT

What does "gruman" mean? by The Goodwolf 10/23/2018, 2:38pm PDT
    Re: What does "gruman" mean? by Mysteriobama 10/23/2018, 9:03pm PDT
        His username was diet coke/grumah forever at one point and gruman is like if a NT by retard said grumah 10/24/2018, 8:26am PDT
        How do I get him to stop it? by The Goodwolf 10/24/2018, 10:07am PDT
            gruman NT by gruman 10/24/2018, 11:01am PDT
        John and Josh are really talented by The Goodwolf 10/24/2018, 6:33pm PDT
    gruman NT by gruman 10/23/2018, 10:39pm PDT

 
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