Gamerasutra
Forum Overview :: Compose New Message
view all threads
 

Someone made Medieval 2: M&B Total Warband because they didn't know better by fucking newbie 05/21/2013, 9:51am PDT NEW
    What's wrong with Medieval 2 exactly? NT by WITTGENSTEIN Today, 10:13am PDT NEW
        Thirty samey 3d battles a turn you either handle manually or let the AI lose? by fucking newbie Today, 11:26am PDT NEW
            If you're steamrolling them, maybe up the difficulty a bit? by WITTGENSTEIN Today, 12:15pm PDT NEW
                And what in the world prevents that from becoming repetitive and boring? NT by fucking newbie Today, 1:52pm PDT NEW
                    Because I...enjoy standard turn-based strategy gameplay? Help me out here. by WITTGENSTEIN Today, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                        I don't know, without a decent story or other engaging content, things get dull by as soon as they get formulaic. Today, 3:57pm PDT NEW

Xbox one! by Worm 05/21/2013, 11:05am PDT NEW
    Isn't that name going to be confused with the original Xbox? NT by 8========D 05/21/2013, 11:28am PDT NEW
        crap hang on OH MY GOOOOD NT by 8========D ~ ~ ~ ~ 05/21/2013, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    I'm looking forward to the games with TV-shows thrown into them. by Gutsby 05/21/2013, 11:52am PDT NEW
        Yeah, I was amazed, do kids really want to tweet as they watch football? by Worm 05/21/2013, 2:36pm PDT NEW
            Someone should invent a small handheld device so you can tweet while watching NT by TV 05/22/2013, 6:38pm PDT NEW
    Xbox One, the number of by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/21/2013, 12:17pm PDT NEW
        Waitasec by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/23/2013, 10:10pm PDT NEW
            I also replied to the wrong message. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/23/2013, 10:13pm PDT NEW
    They called it the Xbox One so no one would think it could play Xbox 360 games. NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/21/2013, 12:52pm PDT NEW
    What a goatfuck. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/21/2013, 3:48pm PDT NEW
    Making console gaming a clusterfuck by Rafiki 05/21/2013, 4:35pm PDT NEW
    Another generation, another press reveal remix by fabio 05/22/2013, 2:09pm PDT NEW
    Re: Xbox one! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/22/2013, 8:53pm PDT NEW
        "No, I'm not the one who thought it up" That's because I said it five posts up, NT by Paul. 05/23/2013, 10:08pm PDT NEW
            VIOLATION!! No you didn't. What the fuck is wrong with you. NT by Bradley Svedka 05/23/2013, 10:17pm PDT NEW
    Have you ever thought, "My console isn't enough like a giant stupid phone?" NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/23/2013, 11:30pm PDT NEW
    The great minds from huffpo chime in! by Worm Yesterday, 8:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: The great minds from huffpo chime in! by Mischief Shai-hulud Yesterday, 8:43pm PDT NEW
        At least when they take my cc info, they keep it to themselves NT by Entropy Stew Yesterday, 8:49pm PDT NEW

So where are all your pearls of wisdom you'd bother passing on to others? by fucking newbie Yesterday, 12:44pm PDT NEW
    Re: So where are all your pearls of wisdom you'd bother passing on to others? by MM Yesterday, 12:51pm PDT NEW
        It's empty. Thanks, MM, you've perhaps confirmed that there is no such forum. by fucking newbie Yesterday, 1:23pm PDT NEW
            Come on, that was funny. What kind of advice do you need? NT by The Happiness Engine Yesterday, 2:36pm PDT NEW
                It's further proof that my swine metaphor was appropriate! NT by MM Yesterday, 3:03pm PDT NEW
            I would like to see that be the advice forum. NT by Souffle of Pain Yesterday, 3:05pm PDT NEW
                Your wish is granted, if you haven't already noticed! NT by Mischief Shai-hulud Yesterday, 6:13pm PDT NEW

AirMech - Action RTS where you play a Veritech fighter by Fullofkittens 03/31/2013, 11:35am PDT NEW
    3rd Person Sacrifice? Son, that's called Herzog Zwei. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/31/2013, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        The devs namecheck Herzog Zwei as their inspiration but I never played that. NT by Fullofkittens 03/31/2013, 12:56pm PDT NEW
            Sega Genesis game commonly cited as one of the original RTS games. by Mischief Shai-hulud 03/31/2013, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                HEY SHUT UP MOTHERF-- aahhhhhh, ya got me!! NT by pinback 03/31/2013, 3:31pm PDT NEW
    My coworkers and I are still obsessed with this as our lunch game by Fullofkittens 05/23/2013, 6:02pm PDT NEW
        First RTS game without any kind of story I've seen on here and liked the look of by fucking newbie Yesterday, 1:56am PDT NEW

Paradox made a naval turn-based tactical they call a STRATEGIC ACTION GAME by fucking newbie 04/23/2013, 12:09pm PDT NEW
    I am all over this shit. NT by pinback 04/23/2013, 1:27pm PDT NEW
        Well, that oughta derail the thread into people shitting on you. Tell us how it NT by is anyway, pinback. 04/24/2013, 7:46am PDT NEW
            Comes out tomorrow, will investigate and return. Shitters, to your stations! NT by pinback 04/29/2013, 9:45am PDT NEW
            Okay, purchased, "will unlock in 18 hours" by pinback 04/29/2013, 4:48pm PDT NEW
            STRIKE ONE: "Verification code" required for online play took two hours to arriv NT by pinback 04/30/2013, 10:55am PDT NEW
                What happens after strike three? NT by Eurotrash 04/30/2013, 11:12am PDT NEW
                    I strongly advise against purchasing the product. NT by pinback 04/30/2013, 1:16pm PDT NEW
                        Okay, that's pretty stern. Stern, but fair. And after strike four? NT by Eurotrash 04/30/2013, 2:01pm PDT NEW
                            He eats his Steam key. NT by Pac-man 04/30/2013, 10:15pm PDT NEW
            STRIKE TWO: Day one server connection problems/day one patch/day one DLC by pinback 04/30/2013, 4:36pm PDT NEW
            STRIKE THREE + DAY ONE VERDICT by pinback 04/30/2013, 4:50pm PDT NEW
                Maybe Jordan Wiseman's Crimson will be better, I dunno. by fucking newbie 05/20/2013, 6:03am PDT NEW
                    Can anyone make a naval combat game that isn't just Smash TV slowed down NT by by a factor of 100? 05/20/2013, 10:48am PDT NEW
                        I dunno, what would its essential qualities be? NT by fucking newbie 05/20/2013, 10:39pm PDT NEW
                            These: http://www.warfaresims.com/?page_id=1101 NT by So I guess someone CAN do it 05/21/2013, 5:46am PDT NEW
                                Christ, that looks like the bastard child of Real Lives and Aurora. Is it fun? NT by fucking newbie 05/21/2013, 7:42am PDT NEW
                                    It's Real Lives + Harpoon, and I don't know if it's fun because... NT by ...it isn't out yet. 05/21/2013, 9:45am PDT NEW
                                        I noticed that about a second after posting. I'm more wondering how it could NT by possibly BE fun. Seems a clusterfuc 05/21/2013, 10:56am PDT NEW
                                            Well, Harpoon was fun for a lot of people. by Navy Joe 05/21/2013, 12:29pm PDT NEW
    Turns? NT by already better than gratuitous spac 04/24/2013, 7:51am PDT NEW
        Has anyone tried Gratuitous Tank Battles? by Mischief Maker 05/01/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW

This is where we post news about "gender politics", right? by Jerry Whorebach 05/15/2013, 3:36pm PDT NEW
    One tube top and short shorts are equal to a pair of red Hanes underwear and a NT by hard hat. "Gender equality"? 05/15/2013, 4:39pm PDT NEW
        Ha ha, this guy ^ would be happier if the dude was wearing a little sailor suit. by Jerry Whorebach 05/15/2013, 6:56pm PDT NEW
            PS: One of the perks of being a man - and there are several, believe me - by Jerry Whorebach 05/15/2013, 7:10pm PDT NEW
            Genius unlockable or bullshit it's not default. I can't decide NT by Rafiki 05/15/2013, 7:37pm PDT NEW
    I can't wait for her to show up in the thread about the developers that get fire NT by Matthew Holland 05/15/2013, 6:00pm PDT NEW
        The offenderati by Mysterio 05/15/2013, 6:56pm PDT NEW
    "Bro-sie the Riveter"... guy with a wrench pictured. Oh women, nice try. by Elitists try to understand labor 05/21/2013, 10:29am PDT NEW

Moon Rising by pinback 05/20/2013, 5:13pm PDT NEW
    Guys Fabio always harasses me to play games with him. Someone tell him to stop. NT by pinback 05/20/2013, 5:51pm PDT NEW
        Dude someone's trying to talk about a computer game on Caltrops. STOP HIM!!! NT by Caltrops 05/20/2013, 6:09pm PDT NEW
            I have no idea who's ATORing and who's telling the truth anymore NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/20/2013, 6:46pm PDT NEW

I was promised Cetka screenshots. Let's go already. NT by pinback 05/09/2013, 1:46pm PDT NEW
    Re: I was promised Cetka screenshots. Let's go already. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 2:59pm PDT NEW
        Well, that actually looks pretty good. NT by Nice job, there, Double-Stuffed. 05/16/2013, 3:38pm PDT NEW
    Another Cetka Screenshot-Multi Language by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 5:18pm PDT NEW

So we're all buying Nvidia's Shield, right? by Rafiki 05/15/2013, 12:48pm PDT NEW
    Hey, waitasec. There's one Android game I love. It's by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/15/2013, 3:24pm PDT NEW
    They couldn't resist those juicy Wii U sales numbers by Entropy Stew 05/15/2013, 4:17pm PDT NEW

RPS is just a gender politics / clickbait site now. Are there any other sites th by at are recommended? 05/13/2013, 8:38am PDT NEW
    blog.danbo.vg has been good so far. Anything in particular you wanna read about? NT by Besides "not girly stuff", obv. 05/13/2013, 7:10pm PDT NEW
    I've been waiting for an excuse to talk about some of my favourite games sites. by Jerry Whorebach 05/14/2013, 4:00pm PDT NEW
        I've been waiting for an excuse to talk about some of my favourite games sites. by Matthew Holland 05/14/2013, 8:33pm PDT NEW

Candy Box! by pinback 05/03/2013, 3:30pm PDT NEW
    It doesn't do any ascii art in Firefox NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/04/2013, 7:55am PDT NEW
        Wrong. It works fine in Firefox. NT by pinback 05/04/2013, 10:09am PDT NEW
            I see. You don't see anything until you accumulate at least 60 candies NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/04/2013, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                jesus dude spoilers NT by gruman 05/04/2013, 7:16pm PDT NEW
            lol paul gets everything wrong NT by Souffle of Pain 05/04/2013, 8:46pm PDT NEW
                Yep. That would be because of his severe retardation. Isn't it glorious? NT by Eurotrash 05/05/2013, 7:07pm PDT NEW
    brb, failing all of my exams NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/04/2013, 2:15pm PDT NEW
    It goes much further than you think it will. by Fullofkittens 05/07/2013, 5:42pm PDT NEW
        (and by that I mean "than I thought it would.") NT by Fullofkittens 05/07/2013, 5:57pm PDT NEW
            Spoilers (and questions) by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/07/2013, 6:16pm PDT NEW
                (Spoilers continue) by Fullofkittens 05/07/2013, 6:43pm PDT NEW
                    Re: (Spoilers continue) by mark 05/08/2013, 5:21am PDT NEW
                        So it just gets worse? I'm just a sliver below "punching my monitor" at hell. by Worm 05/10/2013, 6:22pm PDT NEW
                            Fire sword is best sword :( by The Happiness Engine 05/11/2013, 9:24am PDT NEW
                                Well I enjoyed what I played still, maybe one day I'll leave it open for a few by Worm 05/11/2013, 11:06am PDT NEW
                    When would you say would be the ideal number to multiply lollipops by 8? by Mischief Maker 05/13/2013, 2:42pm PDT NEW
                        How far do you want to overlevel? by The Happiness Engine 05/14/2013, 4:01pm PDT NEW
                            You can keep leveling after the Candy Monster by Siskel and Ebert 05/14/2013, 7:02pm PDT NEW
                Hell solution and other answers by The Happiness Engine 05/09/2013, 4:02pm PDT NEW
                    Stuck on the dragon by me dumbass 05/10/2013, 5:47am PDT NEW
                        Dragon solution by Last 05/10/2013, 7:30am PDT NEW
                            Oh shit, left out a step! by Last 05/10/2013, 7:32am PDT NEW
                                Also, use a seed after teleporting to wait out the cooldown. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/10/2013, 7:33am PDT NEW
    Progress Quest 2.0 NT by Mischief Maker 05/10/2013, 7:10pm PDT NEW

In this thread, I keep track of the movement to remove guns from FPSs by Souffle of Pain 05/09/2013, 5:21pm PDT NEW
    I refer to this as "kidding on the square." NT by Al Franken 05/09/2013, 5:31pm PDT NEW
    Here's why they can't remove guns from video games by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 12:21am PDT NEW
    Re: In this thread, I keep track of the movement to remove guns from FPSs by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 12:32am PDT NEW
        That's nothing like PvZ you STUPID FUCKING FUCK by - 05/10/2013, 9:40am PDT NEW
            I see appoplexy left you with no ability to talk. See a doc about that, soon NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 9:47am PDT NEW
    as much as I dislike fps, removing the guns from all of them seems flat retarded by jeep 05/13/2013, 7:43pm PDT NEW
        That's good, because nobody is considering it. by motherfuckerfoodeater 05/14/2013, 10:21am PDT NEW
            Re: That's good, because nobody is considering it. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/14/2013, 12:41pm PDT NEW
    Nathan Grayson again by Souffle of Pain 05/14/2013, 3:23pm PDT NEW

Brutal Legend DRM-free for $8 in this week's Humble Bundle NT by Mischief Maker 05/08/2013, 6:05am PDT NEW
    Broken Age sounds like the plots of 2 different PA "original" sidestories NT by Fight cancer with games 05/08/2013, 8:40am PDT NEW
        How about we fight games with cancer? Oh, and remember, cancer cures smoking NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/08/2013, 9:36am PDT NEW
    YOINK NT by Fullofkittens 05/08/2013, 9:38am PDT NEW
        The opening cutscenes are worth a few bucks on their own. NT by Fullofkittens 05/10/2013, 5:25pm PDT NEW
    Is Brutal Legends any better on the PC? I remember getting tired of it. by Worm 05/08/2013, 10:03am PDT NEW
        The reviews say it's more fun with a controller. NT by Fullofkittens 05/08/2013, 12:56pm PDT NEW
    This is the best game since Barkley's Shut up and Jam: Gaiden! NT by Mischief Makür 05/08/2013, 4:16pm PDT NEW
        Shame they never finished it by fabio 05/09/2013, 9:47am PDT NEW
            also by fabio 05/09/2013, 9:50am PDT NEW
                Speaking of Alpha Protocol... by Mischief Maker 05/10/2013, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                    They do reduced damage at lower skill levels if I recall. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/10/2013, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                    It sounds like you haven't fought the Russia boss? by fabio 05/10/2013, 8:37pm PDT NEW
                        It was difficult but I beat his ass with kung fu and half-full pistol expertise NT by WITTGENSTEIN 05/10/2013, 10:04pm PDT NEW
                            Yeah without the pistol freeze time power good luck by fabio 05/11/2013, 12:11am PDT NEW
            They never finished Giants or Alpha Protocol either and I still loved those. NT by Mischief Maker 05/10/2013, 4:53pm PDT NEW
            I have to agree with FABIO on this, so it must be true by Entropy Stew 05/11/2013, 12:34am PDT NEW

Eternal Darkness sequel crowdfund campaign by fabio 05/09/2013, 10:27am PDT NEW
    Denis Dyack has had more chances than American McGee, and squandered every one. by Jerry Whorebach 05/09/2013, 12:33pm PDT NEW

My first on-line game recommendation: noitcelfeR by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/04/2013, 7:30pm PDT NEW

Very specific question about Overlord 1 by Mischief Maker 05/02/2013, 8:57pm PDT NEW
    You're pretty evil, I remember some evil/less evil choices. by Worm 05/02/2013, 9:24pm PDT NEW
    Yes and no by WITTGENSTEIN 05/03/2013, 5:21pm PDT NEW
        I think that's Overlord 2, but campy evil vs sociopathic applies to 1 as well NT by The Happiness Engine 05/04/2013, 9:40am PDT NEW
            Didn't Overlord 2 have a Roman setting? by Worm 05/04/2013, 10:08am PDT NEW
    I'm now convinced that trackballs are the ultimate gaming mice. by Mischief Maker 05/04/2013, 8:12am PDT NEW

Competitive gaming company ESEA sneaks bitcoin miner into their client... by jeep 05/01/2013, 8:17am PDT NEW
    Why hate reddit? NT by Souffle of Pain 05/01/2013, 11:07am PDT NEW
        The default subs are human garbage. Smug white entitled teenage idiots who by don't know shit about the world. 05/01/2013, 11:47am PDT NEW

Get ready for kotaku to bait page views and RPS to be genuinely mad. by Worm 04/30/2013, 11:40am PDT NEW

Dear Every Game Dev - This is how you handle an interview by jeep 04/25/2013, 12:55pm PDT NEW
    Re: Dear Every Game Dev - This is how you handle an interview by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/28/2013, 1:30pm PDT NEW
    Is he really investing in Zynga? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/29/2013, 5:09pm PDT NEW
    Best P4R story to date NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/29/2013, 8:12pm PDT NEW
        no kidding by jeep 04/29/2013, 11:31pm PDT NEW

Why aren't games gory anymore? by Worm 04/29/2013, 6:35pm PDT NEW
    All our gore rendering was spent keeping Laura constantly caked, that filthy slu NT by Eidos Montreal 04/29/2013, 7:24pm PDT NEW
        You were going to include a cold hose bath DLC minigame, right? I BELIEVED IN YO NT by Worm 04/29/2013, 8:07pm PDT NEW
    I'm doing my part, Worm. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/29/2013, 8:11pm PDT NEW

George Kamitani is awesome. by Jerry Whorebach 04/27/2013, 4:28am PDT NEW
    Kind of surprised not to find this on p4rgaming, still awesome NT by fucking newbie 04/27/2013, 7:58am PDT NEW
    It's so nice to see Kotaku once in awhile, treated like the jokes they are. NT by Worm 04/27/2013, 11:15am PDT NEW

Bump this thread every time devs cut staff after a game launch NT by Souffle of Pain 10/11/2010, 1:02pm PDT NEW
    Raven by Souffle of Pain 10/11/2010, 1:03pm PDT NEW
        The only "downloadable content" I want from Raven is Take No Prisoners on XBLA by Jerry Whorebach 10/11/2010, 3:10pm PDT NEW
            Re: The only "downloadable content" I want from Raven is Take No Prisone by laudablepuss 10/11/2010, 3:39pm PDT NEW
                Awesome. I guess this makes you the Take No Prisoners of Caltrops posters? NT by Jerry Whorebach 10/11/2010, 8:17pm PDT NEW
        EA Canada by Souffle of Pain 10/28/2010, 10:23am PDT NEW
            Re: EA Canada by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2010, 7:50am PST NEW
                Interesting thing about games being late by Fullofkittens 12/03/2010, 7:57am PST NEW
                    Re: Interesting thing about games being late by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2010, 10:48am PST NEW
                        Valve? by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/03/2010, 10:59am PST NEW
                            Re: Valve? by Mysterious Stranger 12/03/2010, 1:24pm PST NEW
                                Re: Valve? by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/03/2010, 2:38pm PST NEW
                        Agile development and commercial games by The Happiness Engine 12/03/2010, 3:45pm PST NEW
                            Re: Agile development and commercial games by Bananadine 12/03/2010, 4:17pm PST NEW
                            Games with a subscription model fit the paradigm better, I think by Fullofkittens 12/07/2010, 9:38am PST NEW
                Re: EA Canada by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2010, 8:37am PST NEW
                    That strong stalwart of California, EA Canada. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2010, 8:40am PST NEW
                    EA threatens to lay off Tiger Woods by Ray of Light 12/06/2010, 8:48pm PST NEW
                        Re: EA threatens to lay off Tiger Woods by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2010, 10:26pm PST NEW
    Bizarre Creations by Souffle of Pain 11/17/2010, 11:48am PST NEW
    Disney closes Propaganda Games, makers of Tron: Evolution. by Jerry Whorebach 01/19/2011, 2:19pm PST NEW
        Closing the whole studio after a project is some scorched earth shit. by Some new games journalist should 01/21/2011, 3:01am PST NEW
            Can that article be written in the form of pasted press releases? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/21/2011, 7:30am PST NEW
                :( NT by Blues News 01/21/2011, 6:35pm PST NEW
        Turns out the guy who invented Geometry Wars is named Stephen Cakebread. by Jerry Whorebach 01/24/2011, 3:34am PST NEW
    Team Bondi (L.A. Noire) by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/02/2011, 10:23am PDT NEW
        Re: Team Bondi (L.A. Noire) by jeep 09/04/2011, 12:45pm PDT NEW
    The Bank of America Confidence Game is almost over so they're laying off 30000 by jeep 09/15/2011, 9:24pm PDT NEW
    Visceral Australia? by The Happiness Engine 09/19/2011, 11:32pm PDT NEW
        It's too bad they DIDN'T wait until their game launched to fire these guys. by Jerry Whorebach 09/20/2011, 12:30am PDT NEW
            The subject of the above post is not Visceral Australia, but another developer NT by mentioned in the same article :( 09/20/2011, 12:34am PDT NEW
    CCP 20% layoffs (120 people) NT by jeep 10/19/2011, 7:15pm PDT NEW
        This is the thanks they get for rushing EVE Online out the door! NT by Eight years of gainful employment! 10/20/2011, 1:00am PDT NEW
            It was mostly the World of Darkness team that got axed NT by Entropy Stew 10/20/2011, 9:55am PDT NEW
                HAHA WOW by WITTGENSTEIN 10/20/2011, 3:34pm PDT NEW
                    nah he's a big KOTOR fan he'll just switch to that by jeep 10/21/2011, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                        "I used to control a space empire of nerds. Bow before me." NT by Darth Mittani 11/01/2011, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                            he used to make let's plays of the kotor games by jeep 11/05/2011, 3:31pm PDT NEW
                                that was the wrong link sorry NT by jeep 11/05/2011, 10:49pm PDT NEW
                                Re: he used to make let's plays of the kotor games by E. L. Koba 11/06/2011, 11:48am PST NEW
                                    a child drew it by jeep 11/06/2011, 3:49pm PST NEW
    Silicon Knights down to 25 people after X-Men: Destiny by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/31/2011, 9:13pm PDT NEW
    NetDevil closes Play Well Studios, 115 jobs gone NT by jeep 11/08/2011, 8:09pm PST NEW
        I interviewed with them once. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/08/2011, 8:55pm PST NEW
            Re: I didn't by jeep 11/16/2011, 7:29am PST NEW
    Day 1 Studios (F.E.A.R. 3, MechAssault) I heard maybe 100 people by jeep 12/04/2011, 7:34pm PST NEW
    GSC Game World CEO Hryhorovych Announces Closure Of Company by McMoo 12/12/2011, 8:39am PST NEW
        That is a disaster. :( NT by Eurotrash 12/12/2011, 9:21am PST NEW
        That is very sad by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/12/2011, 9:24am PST NEW
            Get out of here, Stalker NT by The KGB 12/12/2011, 12:50pm PST NEW
        I felt Stalker just kept getting worse with every game they made by The Happiness Engine 12/12/2011, 11:33am PST NEW
            CoP was easy mode. NT by Gutsby 12/12/2011, 6:22pm PST NEW
                If you were good you could get an exoskeleton within the first 3rd of the game by WITTGENSTEIN 07/12/2012, 4:29pm PDT NEW
            I was just grateful for more Stalker goodness. Gameplay and balance was always by Eurotrash 12/14/2011, 5:07am PST NEW
                Metro 2033 was terrible. Like a haunted house train-ride. by The Happiness Engine 12/14/2011, 10:53am PST NEW
                    Metro 2033 development floundering without anyone from whom to steal by motherfuckerfoodeater 02/03/2012, 11:38am PST NEW
        Duke Stalkem Forever by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/17/2012, 7:12pm PST NEW
    id Software by jeep 01/11/2012, 3:18pm PST NEW
        unrelated by laudablepuss 01/11/2012, 3:41pm PST NEW
            there's not gonna be a fallout mmo, maybe play f2p Fallen Earth to see why by jeep 01/11/2012, 4:21pm PST NEW
                Re: there's not gonna be a fallout mmo, maybe play f2p Fallen Earth to see why by Brandon Flick 01/11/2012, 9:12pm PST NEW
                    Re: there's not gonna be a fallout mmo, maybe play f2p Fallen Earth to see why by jeep 01/12/2012, 11:36am PST NEW
            I still can't believe Bethesda paid $7,750,000 for the rights to Fallout. by Jerry Whorebach 01/11/2012, 9:24pm PST NEW
                I think the Troika people who didn't end up at Obsidian by jeep 01/12/2012, 11:33am PST NEW
                    I don't *think* there are any ex-Troika people at Bethesda, but I could be wrong by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2012, 1:23pm PST NEW
                        my mistake bethesda got the guys from black isle by jeep 01/12/2012, 2:12pm PST NEW
    THQ confirms 240 job cuts, CEO takes pay cut by jeep 02/02/2012, 2:15pm PST NEW
        Since 2008, THQ has laid off nearly 700 people. NT by jeep 02/02/2012, 2:45pm PST NEW
    Eat Sleep Play laid off eight employees last week as it finishes Twisted Metal by jeep 02/07/2012, 7:45pm PST NEW
        Re: jeep's longings by N 02/07/2012, 9:09pm PST NEW
            so fr most of them are casual games by jeep 02/08/2012, 7:22am PST NEW
                Re: so fr most of them are casual games by N 02/08/2012, 4:34pm PST NEW
                    thanks by jeep 02/08/2012, 7:50pm PST NEW
        TM is going so suck so hard :( by M. Knight Trekkie 02/09/2012, 5:46am PST NEW
            Jaffe recently gave a talk on why games shouldn't try to tell stories. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/09/2012, 4:10pm PST NEW
                This ator exposes TDARCOS as the fictional character we all expected. NT by But do we even care at this point? 02/11/2012, 9:58am PST NEW
                    Re: This ator exposes TDARCOS as the fictional character we all expected. by The Happiness Engine 02/11/2012, 5:04pm PST NEW
        Doublefine? by Entropy Stew 02/09/2012, 6:47pm PST NEW
            Re: Doublefine? by jeep 02/10/2012, 4:36pm PST NEW
    Obsidian 20-30 employees by jeep 03/15/2012, 8:59am PDT NEW
        Sooner or later game developers will start pulling Tonya Hardings on reviewers. NT by Mischief Maker 03/15/2012, 1:29pm PDT NEW
            no but maybe companies that aren't over a barrel will stop signing by jeep 03/16/2012, 10:57am PDT NEW
                Re: no but maybe companies that aren't over a barrel will stop signing by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2012, 5:11pm PDT NEW
                    Clarification by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2012, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                        That "people who did the work" thing made you out to be a commie. NT by Gutsby 04/03/2012, 7:03pm PDT NEW
                    Metacritic definitely isn't the problem by jeep 03/19/2012, 1:24pm PDT NEW
    6waves Lolapps lays off dev staff by jeep 03/20/2012, 7:20am PDT NEW
    Zynga buys developers of Draw Something for $180 million by + $30mil for "employee retention" 03/22/2012, 7:59pm PDT NEW
        not layoffs but it's sufficiently tragic by jeep 03/22/2012, 8:33pm PDT NEW
            It only took 40 people to make "Pictionary, but on a mobile phone"? NT by They ARE geniuses! 03/22/2012, 10:54pm PDT NEW
            didn't make them millionaires by jeep 04/01/2012, 11:03am PDT NEW
    THQ 118 developers NT by jeep 03/30/2012, 10:31pm PDT NEW
        BioWare cuts 'Star Wars' staff by you guys are right about this 05/22/2012, 11:26am PDT NEW
            I can't find how many by jeep 05/22/2012, 8:59pm PDT NEW
    38 Studios and Big Huge Games Lay Off Entire 379-Person Workforce by jeep 05/24/2012, 3:04pm PDT NEW
        Lum came out of hiding to cover it by jeep 05/26/2012, 1:15am PDT NEW
        I know 2 of them through friends of friends by secrets 06/09/2012, 10:29am PDT NEW
            I don't know anything about full sail by jeep 06/09/2012, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                They're the most infamous of the "game school" degree mills for rich kids by TRUTH SIREN! 06/10/2012, 9:14pm PDT NEW
    THQ wipes out San Diego studio by jeep 06/05/2012, 9:24pm PDT NEW
    Radical Entertainment closes by jeep 06/28/2012, 4:23pm PDT NEW
        Getting that Prototype PC patch ain't looking good. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2012, 12:58pm PDT NEW
            They said they held on to enough people to ship it by jeep 07/12/2012, 3:04pm PDT NEW
                Re: They said they held on to enough people to ship it by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2012, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                    Maybe you can blame Radical by fabio 07/12/2012, 4:45pm PDT NEW
    Rockstar Vancouver closed, 35 employees: move to Toronto or lose your jobs NT by jeep 07/10/2012, 11:09am PDT NEW
    Rich Vogel has "left" BioWare Austin plus layoffs by jeep 07/17/2012, 3:08pm PDT NEW
    Microsoft Vancouver lays off 35, cancels Microsoft Flight NT by jeep 07/26/2012, 8:10am PDT NEW
    the two guys who founded Bioware by jeep 09/18/2012, 9:48pm PDT NEW
    All of PopCap Ireland NT by jeep 09/25/2012, 8:20pm PDT NEW
    Over 100 at Zynga, Boston office, most of Austin, Chicago, Japan, UK by jeep 10/24/2012, 7:32am PDT NEW
        everyone working there got what they deserved NT by Souffle of Pain 10/24/2012, 9:20am PDT NEW
            Could never understand why Brian Reynolds went there NT by Roop 10/24/2012, 5:03pm PDT NEW
                The severance package? NT by Mischief Maker 10/24/2012, 7:02pm PDT NEW
                    Haha, true. BR IS all about strategy games NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/24/2012, 10:47pm PDT NEW
                he got in really early by jeep 11/26/2012, 7:31am PST NEW
        Re: Over 100 at Zynga, Boston office, most of Austin, Chicago, Japan, UK by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/24/2012, 9:19pm PDT NEW
            Re: Over 100 at Zynga, Boston office, most of Austin, Chicago, Japan, UK by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/24/2012, 10:40pm PDT NEW
                Isn't Denver a city? by The Happiness Engine 10/25/2012, 4:20pm PDT NEW
            This is actually a boom time of an unprecedented number of start up studios... NT by That make mobile games. 10/26/2012, 12:32am PDT NEW
    EA - SEALTeam 6 by Rafiki 11/09/2012, 6:45am PST NEW
        I thought breaching in bullet time was just a dramatic effect by Entropy Stew 11/09/2012, 2:47pm PST NEW
    Eurocom sheds staff, from over 200 to less than 50 by Concerned Fan Of Awful Shovelware 11/23/2012, 4:37pm PST NEW
        filed for bankruptcy yesterday NT by jeep 12/07/2012, 8:19am PST NEW
            I feel like this was my fault for not even thinking about buying Sphinx and the by Cursed Mummy. 12/07/2012, 9:03am PST NEW
    30 at Petroglyph by jeep 12/07/2012, 8:16am PST NEW
        So that doesn't really apply to this thread, does it? NT by Caltrops Administrative Review Boar 12/07/2012, 10:42am PST NEW
        Petroglyph should have been taken out and shot a long time ago by WITTGENSTEIN 12/07/2012, 5:09pm PST NEW
    Re: Bump this thread every time devs cut staff after a game launch by Souffle of Pain 12/17/2012, 2:02pm PST NEW
    Valve lays off 25? by jeep 02/13/2013, 1:16pm PST NEW
    Disney shut down Junction Point after Epic Mickey 2 by Rafiki 02/13/2013, 1:54pm PST NEW
        The power of two ^_^ NT by Disney 02/13/2013, 2:34pm PST NEW
    EA Montreal by Souffle of Pain 04/15/2013, 12:26pm PDT NEW
        Released on the last Tuesday of the fiscal quarter, aka SENT TO DIE NT by Mysterio 04/15/2013, 3:29pm PDT NEW
        turns out it was more than half the people in EA working on mobile by jeep 04/16/2013, 9:33pm PDT NEW
    LucasArts closes? by jeep 04/18/2013, 8:16am PDT NEW
    EA again "10% of the workforce" NT by jeep 04/25/2013, 12:52pm PDT NEW

Dwarf Fortress finally ported to 3d, creator sounds less socially challenged by fucking newbie 04/23/2013, 9:29am PDT NEW
    Everybody stop saying that non-Dwarf Fortress games are Dwarf Fortress NT by Fullofkittens 04/23/2013, 10:03am PDT NEW
        Sorry, let me rephrase: Isometric Dwarf Fortress clone, nearly same mechanics NT by happy now? 04/23/2013, 11:55am PDT NEW
            there are a few other knockoffs, like dwarfs! and they are shit by jeep 04/23/2013, 11:13pm PDT NEW
                Did you think A Game of Dwarves sucked? I did despite liking Dungeon Keeper 2 NT by fucking newbie 04/24/2013, 7:44am PDT NEW

What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/05/2012, 12:52pm PST NEW
    Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Brad Opeth 02/05/2012, 10:35pm PST NEW
    You were right to ask us this, Commander. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/06/2012, 10:46pm PST NEW
        Re: You were right to ask us this, Commander. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/07/2012, 3:33am PST NEW
    Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Roop 02/08/2012, 6:23am PST NEW
        Yet another goddam scripting language by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/10/2012, 2:59am PST NEW
        Serious Sam 1? NT by Mischief Maker 04/17/2012, 11:54am PDT NEW
    Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by laudablepuss 02/08/2012, 4:18pm PST NEW
    My favourite genre is auto racing. by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2012, 2:17pm PDT NEW
        Re: My favourite genre is auto racing. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/15/2012, 6:55pm PDT NEW
            I haven't played Blur and there's no demo on the marketplace, HOWEVER... by Jerry Whorebach 04/15/2012, 8:56pm PDT NEW
                Speak of the devil: id Software "re-mastering" Doom 3 for Xbox 360, PC and PS3. by Jerry Whorebach 05/30/2012, 2:54pm PDT NEW
                    On the improvement of games by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 2:52am PDT NEW
                        Touch of Evil would've been a better comparison. by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2012, 5:02am PDT NEW
                            Of all my deleted OMM longposts, "Citizen Romero" is the most bitterly missed. NT by Mischief Maker 06/02/2012, 5:41am PDT NEW
                            I could not use T. of E; I never saw it so I wouldn't have thought of it NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 6:00pm PDT NEW
                                So you don't really care about classic films, you just want to bitch. by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2012, 7:22pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: So you don't really care about classic films, you just want to bitch. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/05/2012, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                        The XBLA port of Doom was never cutting edge, not even back in 2006. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/05/2012, 12:19pm PDT NEW
                                            Looks like these might be new ports after all. My objections: mooted? by Jerry Whorebach 06/22/2012, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                                                PSYCH! They're the same old XBLA ports after all. by Jerry Whorebach 10/17/2012, 6:59am PDT NEW
                    $30 PC, $40 360/PS3 by Siskel and Ebert 06/20/2012, 12:20am PDT NEW
                        Here's my preliminary review of Rage: Anarchy Edition. by Jerry Whorebach 06/20/2012, 1:32am PDT NEW
                            hi Jerry of the past, hope you are doing well and still alive by bombMexico 04/22/2013, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                                My worries were for nothing, I was able to install each disc individually. by Jerry Whorebach 04/23/2013, 6:45pm PDT NEW
            You were right, Blur is good. Now listen to me complain about it for ten minutes by Jerry Whorebach 03/31/2013, 1:19pm PDT NEW
    To me, videogames serve 2 purposes: Skill test and Escapism by Mischief Maker 04/17/2012, 9:34am PDT NEW
    Re: What are the types of game genres that interest you? by Oom Shnibble 05/30/2012, 9:44pm PDT NEW
    Starcraft 2 is in fact turn-based, the turns are just really, really, really, re NT by ally short. 03/31/2013, 1:38pm PDT NEW

Okay, Fabio, just finished Episode 1 of Alan Wake by Mischief Maker 10/29/2012, 5:51pm PDT NEW
    Episode 2 by Mischief Maker 10/29/2012, 8:39pm PDT NEW
    Episode 3 by Ator Maker 10/30/2012, 4:13pm PDT NEW
    I think you're thinking too hard by fabio 10/30/2012, 6:17pm PDT NEW
        My favorite part is contrasting the beginning and the end by WITTGENSTEIN 11/01/2012, 7:13pm PDT NEW
    Episode 4. Okay, now I get it. by Mischief Maker 11/01/2012, 6:17pm PDT NEW
        It's a big finnish joke with hilarious marketing. by Gutsby 11/01/2012, 6:51pm PDT NEW
    Have you tried Deadly Premonitions yet? by fabio 04/16/2013, 2:04pm PDT NEW
    Just now got around to finishing this even though I loved it by fabio 04/18/2013, 5:58pm PDT NEW
        So the DLC wasn't very good by fabio 04/21/2013, 6:14pm PDT NEW
            "the combat is so piss easy" / "they took out the auto aim" NT by How are both of these valid gripes? 04/21/2013, 10:31pm PDT NEW
                Mouse + WASD = Easy. Xbox Controller - Autoaim = Unplayable. NT by Mysterioso 04/22/2013, 5:50am PDT NEW
                    Yeah that was an easy question by fabio 04/22/2013, 5:59am PDT NEW

Deadly Premonition The Director's Cut! by Worm 04/21/2013, 2:24pm PDT NEW

Eador: Masters of the Broken World to release April 19th on GOG by Mischief Maker 03/22/2013, 6:49am PDT NEW
    On the other hand: don't preorder games by jeep 03/22/2013, 7:08am PDT NEW
    The only reason I'm not sold yet is I played the first beta by turkey guy 03/22/2013, 9:29am PDT NEW
        Just the interface? Or were there other problems? NT by Mischief Maker 03/22/2013, 11:09am PDT NEW
            Nothing game-mechanic wise. by the turk 03/22/2013, 12:20pm PDT NEW
                (Although game-mechanic-wise, it's identical to Genesis.) NT by the turk 03/22/2013, 12:20pm PDT NEW
    Don't buy it yet! Word on the street says this is still practically a Beta! NT by MM 04/19/2013, 9:14am PDT NEW

Why am I so stoked for the upcoming DuckTales and Castle of Illusion remakes? by Jerry Whorebach 04/17/2013, 3:03pm PDT NEW
    Blowin someones head off and the blood goes out NT by Gutsby 04/17/2013, 4:00pm PDT NEW
        Did you ever play Doom Troopers for Super Nintendo? by Jerry Whorebach 04/17/2013, 6:16pm PDT NEW
    bare tits NT by duh 04/17/2013, 4:43pm PDT NEW

Capcom canceled a Western-developed Mega Man X first-person shooter. by Jerry Whorebach 04/09/2013, 12:14pm PDT NEW
    Something eerie = 203 idiots NT by Souffle of Pain 04/09/2013, 2:11pm PDT NEW

John Walker, Man of the Women by Ashe's Tits 04/06/2013, 11:15am PDT NEW
    Re: John Walker, Man of the Women by Mysterio 04/06/2013, 11:37am PDT NEW
        This is the feminist nerd extension of rape being about control instead of sex NT by white snake knight 04/06/2013, 11:49am PDT NEW
            Re: This is the feminist nerd extension of rape being about control instead by Mysterio 04/06/2013, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                The problem with games journalism: too much criticism, not enough screenshots. NT by Battlefield 4 - lookin' good, baby! 04/06/2013, 1:10pm PDT NEW
                    Re: The problem with games journalism: too much criticism, not enough by Mysterio 04/06/2013, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                        I'm sorry, that was glib :( by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2013, 1:56pm PDT NEW
                            Doesn't matter. I'm done here. Forever. NT by Mysterio 04/07/2013, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                                Is this website turning into the Ring? by M Squared 04/07/2013, 7:01pm PDT NEW
                                    Mysterios=Caltrop's women by Mysterio 840212 04/08/2013, 8:41am PDT NEW
                                        Hey I'm not saying Mysterios can't be productive members of society! by M Squared 04/08/2013, 9:41am PDT NEW
                        Re: The problem with games journalism: too much criticism, not enough by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/08/2013, 9:45pm PDT NEW
        "Threats, insults, and false accusations aren't intimidation tactics." NT by wow good point what else can you te 04/06/2013, 2:13pm PDT NEW
            Context is important by Mysterio 04/06/2013, 3:56pm PDT NEW
                Obligatory use of one of those YOLO shithead phrases like 'Harden the Fuck Up' NT by inserted here 04/06/2013, 4:06pm PDT NEW
                    There's nothing wrong with boundaries by Mysterio 04/06/2013, 4:40pm PDT NEW
                        That's kind of what I was saying, Kreskin. Only with less verbosity. There's NT by nothing to talk about here. 04/06/2013, 4:49pm PDT NEW
                        How old is your sister in this scenario? by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2013, 5:39pm PDT NEW
    Comments are closed by John Walker 04/06/2013, 11:44am PDT NEW
        Anyone want to take a bet that this self-perpetuating bullshit's still with us by fucking newbie 04/06/2013, 4:11pm PDT NEW
    Robotron 2013: Two Daddies And Mikey Is A Nodding, Smiling, Approving Games NT by Journalist 04/06/2013, 4:59pm PDT NEW
    This looks like an easy out. Let me try by EA's Peter Moore 04/07/2013, 3:58pm PDT NEW
        Showering with underwear. Another sign of the PG-13ification of media. NT by skip 04/07/2013, 6:06pm PDT NEW
            We pussied out with brief ass in ME1. Every Bioware game since has been underwea NT by r fucking -EA's Peter Moore 04/08/2013, 3:30am PDT NEW

this site is pretty funny by jeep 04/08/2013, 1:07pm PDT NEW

"EA's Simcity is terrible" - Ars Technica by jeep 03/04/2013, 10:15pm PST NEW
    IGN chimes in by jeep 03/04/2013, 10:26pm PST NEW
        Sim City such a fuckup even IGN is telling people not to buy it (for now) by Rafiki 03/07/2013, 7:15pm PST NEW
    and some early metacritic by jeep 03/04/2013, 10:34pm PST NEW
        Metacritic reviews: 91. Metacritic users: 3.1. NT by skip 03/05/2013, 8:00pm PST NEW
            a lot of those are people pissed they can't play though NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/06/2013, 1:51pm PST NEW
    Penny Arcade's Ben Kuchera gets the best of both worlds! by Worm 03/05/2013, 12:41am PST NEW
        I really don't like this guy. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/05/2013, 12:03pm PST NEW
            Update: He has no balls. Confesses he doesn't know how to review SimCity by WITTGENSTEIN 03/06/2013, 6:41pm PST NEW
                What a piece of shit. NT by Worm 03/06/2013, 7:18pm PST NEW
                HAhaha, who the fuck is this guy? by Souffle of Pain 03/06/2013, 8:27pm PST NEW
                I don't understand the hand-wringing. by Don Rogers 03/07/2013, 5:34pm PST NEW
                    Here's your missing puzzle piece: Metacritic only accepts your first score. by Jerry Whorebach 03/07/2013, 6:13pm PST NEW
                Reviewers deduct points for bugginess, but can't do it for gamebreaking online NT by requirement that's basically DRM. 03/07/2013, 6:05pm PST NEW
    After 10 years of Caltrops, LAMEstream reviews realize the power of IM logs. NT by FSBT 03/05/2013, 5:18am PST NEW
    My own thoughts on Sim City by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/05/2013, 8:14am PST NEW
        Re: My own thoughts on Sim City by jeep 03/05/2013, 8:36am PST NEW
            the no save game and tiny playable areas were the dealbreakers for me NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/05/2013, 10:32am PST NEW
                this tiny playable area? by jeep 03/06/2013, 7:28am PST NEW
                    It looks like those cars in Sim City 5 are 500 feet long, then. NT by Last 03/06/2013, 12:44pm PST NEW
                        *50 feet NT by Last 03/06/2013, 12:45pm PST NEW
                            I get what they were trying to do, but as usual they took it way overboard by WITTGENSTEIN 03/06/2013, 6:37pm PST NEW
    And this guy by laudablepuss 03/05/2013, 8:28am PST NEW
        that guys lips are firmly lodged over Steve Jobs fromaldehyde soaked dick by WITTGENSTEIN 03/05/2013, 10:27am PST NEW
        Uh oh, FOX and ABC are covering it. Time for Slate to do something contrarian by WITTGENSTEIN 03/08/2013, 6:28pm PST NEW
            Current Amazon average review score with 1500+ reviews by Fullofkittens 03/08/2013, 6:36pm PST NEW
                So great Amazon allows customer images as part of the sales page NT by Rafiki 03/08/2013, 7:08pm PST NEW
    Polygon changed their review by jeep 03/06/2013, 7:40am PST NEW
        dropped from 9.5 to 8.0, so recommended to recommended. A stern rebuke to EA NT by Rafiki 03/06/2013, 8:12am PST NEW
            Downgraded to a 4.0 by Siskel and Ebert 03/07/2013, 8:27pm PST NEW
                This really is even more disturbing than the idea the servers will be shut off by WITTGENSTEIN 03/07/2013, 9:40pm PST NEW
    the last word on this one by jeep 03/06/2013, 7:49am PST NEW
    Nobody can fucking play it anyway by WITTGENSTEIN 03/06/2013, 11:51am PST NEW
    This Amazon review is pretty brutal by jeep 03/07/2013, 2:23pm PST NEW
        Kotaku: It's a push PC Gamer: Reply Hazy, Try Again Later by WITTGENSTEIN 03/07/2013, 6:06pm PST NEW
    First line from RPS by Souffle of Pain 03/07/2013, 8:34pm PST NEW
    They're still running ads for it on Big Rig Bounty Hunters on History by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/07/2013, 8:42pm PST NEW
    A great Sim City Mayor parody Ad from College Humor by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/07/2013, 8:50pm PST NEW
        That song reminds me of an SNL sketch about the Solid Gold Dancers. NT by Is this how the game is played? 03/07/2013, 9:04pm PST NEW
        Okay look we've tolerated your bullshit a long time but now you're linking NT by Jefferson Starship songs. GET OUT. 03/07/2013, 9:30pm PST NEW
            I don't care what you think. You don't like my messages, DON'T READ 'EM! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 12:21am PST NEW
                STOP. NT by POSTING. 03/08/2013, 9:13pm PST NEW
            To quote other people toward me, now directed to you: Go Fuck Yourself. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 12:23am PST NEW
                Haha, to quote all those many, many people who said that to you. Good one Paul. by Now get that gunshot wound in your 03/08/2013, 8:40pm PST NEW
    This is like the Daikatana release in Bizarro World. NT by Mischief Maker 03/07/2013, 8:57pm PST NEW
        Unnamed EA employee posts letter on Reddit, deletes it, forgets this is the net by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2013, 11:55am PDT NEW
    Here is a mashup that fits this controversy perfectly by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/07/2013, 9:15pm PST NEW
        those count as song quotes NT by The TDR Banning Council 03/08/2013, 11:15am PST NEW
            There is no sonq quote ban here; that's over at Jolt Country NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 5:52pm PST NEW
                He's right NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/08/2013, 9:47pm PST NEW
    EA Origin has requested to pause all SimCity marketing campaigns temporarily by EA Origin 03/08/2013, 5:48pm PST NEW
        Holy shit by Fullofkittens 03/08/2013, 6:15pm PST NEW
            Most Incompetent Rollout by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/09/2013, 8:46am PST NEW
                Bob was a flawed product. Simcity seems like it'll be a good game, by Fullofkittens 03/10/2013, 8:43am PDT NEW
                    What was wrong with Bob? NT by WITTGENSTEIN, at age 10 03/10/2013, 10:26am PDT NEW
                        He couldn't get rid of his erection NT by Enzyte 03/10/2013, 1:27pm PDT NEW
            Anarchy Online by Entropy Stew 03/09/2013, 9:08am PST NEW
    Wait a second, your gamesave is on a *particular* server? WTF NT by Fullofkittens 03/08/2013, 6:32pm PST NEW
        Your city interacts with others in the region, so, yes NT by Entropy Stew 03/09/2013, 9:31am PST NEW
            They could have handled that various ways without tying you to 1 server. NT by Fullofkittens 03/09/2013, 10:55am PST NEW
                If they can't make it work properly on one server NT by Entropy Stew 03/09/2013, 11:41am PST NEW
    best schadenfreude ever by jeep 03/08/2013, 6:39pm PST NEW
    How 'bout those backstops and checks by Rafiki 03/08/2013, 7:11pm PST NEW
        That's really great. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/08/2013, 9:59pm PST NEW
    This "always on" component is pure crapola by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/09/2013, 9:03am PST NEW
        Tdarcos makes some good points. Does anyone else have concerns about NT by always-on for single player games? 03/09/2013, 3:30pm PST NEW
        Yeah! Ooh, I got one. Honey, the kids are fucking dead! Because no internet conn NT by How dare you, EA! 03/10/2013, 7:13am PDT NEW
            No, it's your parent(s) that is (are) dead by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/11/2013, 12:11pm PDT NEW
                Oh noes, my parents! Fuck you, EA! by FUCK YOU!!! 03/11/2013, 1:03pm PDT NEW
    So, is this thing playable yet or what? It's fucking Sunday already NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/10/2013, 10:50am PDT NEW
        Who cares? It's a fucking gay ass nerdy sim game. NT by ARE YOU A GAY ASS NERD??? 03/11/2013, 1:07pm PDT NEW
            Indubitably! NT by G.A.N. 03/11/2013, 2:07pm PDT NEW
    Is Simcity 4 any good? NT by Mysterio 03/11/2013, 4:51pm PDT NEW
        It's DRM-free! NT by Mischief Mencia 03/11/2013, 7:16pm PDT NEW
        Out of the box: 7.5 With Mods: 8.5 With Mods & Rush Hour: 9.5 by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2013, 7:24pm PDT NEW
            I just remembered - the cap buster mod is "Colossus Addon Mod" NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/11/2013, 7:27pm PDT NEW
        Simcity's design sucks by Mysterio 03/12/2013, 8:09pm PDT NEW
            oops this was a reply to the OP NT by Mysterio 03/12/2013, 8:25pm PDT NEW
    Anonymous Maxis employee says Sim City could easily support offline play by Rafiki 03/12/2013, 8:55pm PDT NEW
        Not that all this matters to EA, they've already made a fortune on this game. by Eurotrash 03/13/2013, 3:17am PDT NEW
            Looks like movies aren't the only media where "reboot" = "garbage w/ guaranteed NT by sales." MM 03/13/2013, 6:18am PDT NEW
    RPS start-to-cunt, Sim City edition by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/13/2013, 8:56am PDT NEW
    7.0 by IGN - 3/13/2013 03/13/2013, 7:40pm PDT NEW
        Fucking 7-9 IGN gives a broken game nobody can play a 7. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/13/2013, 7:43pm PDT NEW
            Hey, they gave God Hand a 3/10! NT by Mischief Maker 03/13/2013, 7:55pm PDT NEW
    Straight Answers from Lucy by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2013, 3:49pm PDT NEW
        This was prompted by a hacker's post after he got into the debug mode by WITTGENSTEIN 03/16/2013, 4:05pm PDT NEW
            Re: This was prompted by a hacker's post after he got into the debug mode by Souffle of Pain 03/16/2013, 5:06pm PDT NEW
        "In many ways, we built an MMO." Just without the first M, you know. NT by skip 03/16/2013, 4:49pm PDT NEW
    EA's CEO Resigns by jeep 03/18/2013, 8:58pm PDT NEW
        Driving home, he parks at the first available home with space in the driveway. NT by glass box was my momma's name 03/18/2013, 9:23pm PDT NEW
            Forbes is convinced it's related to SimCity by WITTGENSTEIN 03/18/2013, 9:28pm PDT NEW
                They describe their model as "incentive-based, entrepreneurial journalism." by Jerry Whorebach 03/18/2013, 10:09pm PDT NEW
                    it looks like they let them pimp their books and stuff too NT by jeep 03/19/2013, 7:13am PDT NEW
                Re: Forbes is convinced it's related to SimCity by jeep 03/19/2013, 4:47am PDT NEW
                    1 million copies sold NT by Sim City 03/19/2013, 2:31pm PDT NEW
            Hahaha NT by Souffle of Pain 03/19/2013, 7:05am PDT NEW
        More like CE-BLOW! NT by BOO YA! 03/19/2013, 2:40pm PDT NEW
        Need 4 fiscal accountability? So that's why Pope Benedict Arnold DCLXVI resigned NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/20/2013, 8:41am PDT NEW
    DLC is here by laudablepuss 04/05/2013, 10:15am PDT NEW
        NOOOO EA jumped the shark! Where's your artistic integrity now, Electronic Arts? NT by Eurotrash 04/05/2013, 11:45pm PDT NEW
            Alright, the story is old now. EA is awful, that's just exhibit #58539 by laudablepuss 04/08/2013, 9:04am PDT NEW

Well lookee what is in this Bundle-in-a-Box! by Last 03/19/2013, 10:51am PDT NEW
    Re: Well lookee what is in this Bundle-in-a-Box! by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/19/2013, 11:51am PDT NEW
    I'm having trouble unbunding a Bundle-in-a-Box from Kotaro by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/22/2013, 4:25pm PDT NEW
        Good News: I was just e-mailed the download link so it worked NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/22/2013, 4:28pm PDT NEW
            Please address my question in the Chess forum, you fat fuck. NT by Blind Willie Schwarzberg 03/22/2013, 5:04pm PDT NEW
    BUMP by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/26/2013, 7:39am PDT NEW
        Re: BUMP by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/26/2013, 1:13pm PDT NEW
            Do you know of any way for me to get an audio version of the rules of chess? NT by Blind Willie Schwarzberg 03/26/2013, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                God, SHUT UP FAGGOT NT by Caltrops 03/26/2013, 9:15pm PDT NEW
                    I am going to come to your house and murder your entire family. by Blind Willie Schwarzberg 03/26/2013, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                        Can't you go to Paul's house and make him do a cooking vid at gunpoint? NT by Eurotrash 03/27/2013, 3:09am PDT NEW
                        You're going to have a long way to go. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/27/2013, 4:28am PDT NEW
                            No, it's VERY funny, Slopface. NT by The GHOST OF STRAW ooOOOOOoooOOO 03/27/2013, 9:35am PDT NEW
                            Mmm, Hunan slop NT by Entropy Stew 03/27/2013, 2:22pm PDT NEW
                        This sort of thing wouldn't be a problem if congress would legislate mandatory by background checks for blind gun pur 03/27/2013, 9:04am PDT NEW
                        "I will kill you, but if you go to the cops then I will kill you." NT by Last 03/27/2013, 3:09pm PDT NEW
                            Re: "I will kill you, but if you go to the cops then I will kill you." by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/27/2013, 11:09pm PDT NEW
                                Re: "I will kill you, but if you go to the cops then I will kill you." by WILL HE EVER GET ANYTHING RIGHT???? 03/28/2013, 8:44am PDT NEW
                                    I'm going to assume you don't know what a Hobson's choice is, either. by Jerry Whorebach 03/28/2013, 9:23am PDT NEW
                                        Please, once he starts getting the simple stuff right, we'll move on. NT by WHICH HE NEVER WILL 03/28/2013, 9:31am PDT NEW
                                    Re: "I will kill you, but if you go to the cops then I will kill you." by Last 03/28/2013, 11:50am PDT NEW
                                I stand corrected, it's not a hobson's choice, I was stabbed by Morton's Fork by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/03/2013, 9:58pm PDT NEW
                        Also, since when does "the authorities" exclude the local police? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/27/2013, 11:13pm PDT NEW
            Receipts or it didn't happen NT by Eurotrash 03/27/2013, 3:12am PDT NEW
    First walkthrough of Dedale Level 1, a game in the BIAB Celestial bundle by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/27/2013, 4:15am PDT NEW
        Correction, "Cerebral Bundle" NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/27/2013, 4:29am PDT NEW
    Last day for this NT by BUMP CHUDDER 03/31/2013, 10:32pm PDT NEW
        7 hours left, my blog post on it by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/02/2013, 7:21am PDT NEW
            Oh, alright. Bought. NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2013, 7:49am PDT NEW
                Thanks, MM! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/02/2013, 9:19am PDT NEW

New Volgarr the Viking trailer by Mischief Maker 04/03/2013, 10:34am PDT NEW
    Losing is fun because learning is fun. I never learned nothin' from winning NT by that I didn't already know. 04/03/2013, 12:16pm PDT NEW
    A clunkier Magic Sword meets mega man instant death spikes? NT by what's the sell? 04/03/2013, 12:46pm PDT NEW
        Looks way more Rastan than Magic Sword. Also, Mega Man was awesome. by Jerry Whorebach 04/03/2013, 1:07pm PDT NEW
        Yes, minus any instant death spikes. NT by Last 04/03/2013, 1:48pm PDT NEW
        A more nible Rastan meets Ghouls 'n Ghosts super armor! NT by Appeal Maker 04/03/2013, 5:58pm PDT NEW
    Wow. Overgrowth has been in development as long as Fez was. NT by skip 04/03/2013, 1:58pm PDT NEW
        At least they're finally working on gameplay. by Mischief Maker 04/03/2013, 3:22pm PDT NEW

Torment: Numenera? by Cannibal Dave 03/07/2013, 12:37am PST NEW
    OH SWEET JESUS NT by Entropy Stew 03/07/2013, 1:03am PST NEW
        FUNDED NT by Entropy Stew 03/07/2013, 1:11am PST NEW
    It's going to have a stupid morality system. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/07/2013, 2:23am PST NEW
        You pissy Nancy's by Cannibal Dave 03/07/2013, 4:48pm PST NEW
        Well the original Torment had something like that. by Worm 03/07/2013, 6:05pm PST NEW
    I like the story concept, but Wasteland 2's dialog doesn't inspire confidence. NT by skip 03/07/2013, 2:35pm PST NEW
        Maybe it's what Newton Minnow called Television: A vast wasteland! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/07/2013, 2:38pm PST NEW
        Neither does their stretch goal writing talent by fabio 03/07/2013, 3:01pm PST NEW
        They picked up Chris Avellone, at least NT by Entropy Stew 04/03/2013, 4:47pm PDT NEW

Proteus: Horrible Design Decision Ruins Otherwise Worthy Art Game by Indie Game Review Weekly 03/26/2013, 1:10pm PDT NEW
    Haha, nice NT by Fred Pendleton 03/26/2013, 9:10pm PDT NEW
    I wish this hidden nigthmare was actually in the game NT by Fred Armistead 04/03/2013, 4:41pm PDT NEW

Post the worst gaming site April Fools pranks here NT by fabio 03/31/2013, 10:15pm PDT NEW
    lol subreddit by Entropy Stew 04/01/2013, 9:47am PDT NEW
    How about the one that fed my wishful thinking perfectly in the Minecraft forum NT by laudablepuss 04/01/2013, 9:52am PDT NEW
    Deus Ex: Human Defiance by WITTGENSTEIN 04/01/2013, 2:00pm PDT NEW
        Four minutes for that "joke" by FOUR MINUTES! 04/01/2013, 2:37pm PDT NEW

Have you guys had an Anna Anthtopy thread yet? by matt mysterio 03/14/2013, 7:43am PDT NEW
    I thought Mass Effect's story of killing/fucking aliens was a woman's fantasy? NT by Mischief Maker 03/14/2013, 7:52am PDT NEW
        In ST, Shatner fucking green alien women was by men. The creepy fanfiction of NT by him fucking Spock was by women. 03/14/2013, 4:20pm PDT NEW
            Did Kirk ever actually fuck a green woman? by Mischief Maker 03/14/2013, 10:30pm PDT NEW
                Not in the original series by Siskel and Ebert 03/14/2013, 10:55pm PDT NEW
    I guess the indie scene will be a better when all it's old white men in dresses. NT by Worm 03/14/2013, 8:48am PDT NEW
    Re: Have you guys had an Anna Anthtopy thread yet? by Mysterio 03/14/2013, 11:15am PDT NEW
        Re: Have you guys had an Anna Anthtopy thread yet? by matt mysterio 03/14/2013, 1:05pm PDT NEW
        Braid was that way for a reason by Tony 03/14/2013, 2:32pm PDT NEW
            You're on the wrong forum, buddy. NT by Mysterio 03/14/2013, 4:11pm PDT NEW
                Tony, welcome back. I missed you. NT by Shredder 03/14/2013, 4:39pm PDT NEW
            He's on the right forum. NT by It's now full of the wrong people. 03/15/2013, 10:13pm PDT NEW
    I thought dys4ia was good as a piece of interactive typography or whatever. by Gutsby 03/14/2013, 1:43pm PDT NEW
    her book was ok by jeep 03/14/2013, 3:03pm PDT NEW
        Re: her book was ok by Wayne Gretzky Hockey III 03/14/2013, 3:30pm PDT NEW
            Ten sentences by jeep 03/14/2013, 5:13pm PDT NEW
    video by Vested Id 03/14/2013, 3:15pm PDT NEW
        This is a fucking nightmare. NT by Gutsby 03/14/2013, 3:30pm PDT NEW
        Get that dude a wheelchair, a video camera and a frying pan! NT by thank you two cups of milk 03/14/2013, 4:14pm PDT NEW
        It's Tina from Bob's Burgers! NT by Rafiki 03/14/2013, 4:32pm PDT NEW
            AAAAAAAAahaahhaahahahaaaa by Photographic Proof 03/14/2013, 4:47pm PDT NEW
                IT'S NOT EVEN JUST THE PHOTOGRAPH. It's the *everything* by Rafiki 03/14/2013, 7:36pm PDT NEW
    I remember the scene giving this game blowjobs by skip 03/15/2013, 12:27pm PDT NEW
        have there been any good games made in Twine by yes 03/18/2013, 12:29pm PDT NEW
            Snake dongs. NT by skip 03/31/2013, 11:50am PDT NEW
    I'd like to hear more about how Object Oriented Code is an illuminati plot. by Worm 03/16/2013, 9:50am PDT NEW
        It's made for managing code in big organizations, SO YEAH BASICALLY NT by Gutsby 03/18/2013, 12:36pm PDT NEW
            Like hell it is NT by Entropy Stew 03/18/2013, 2:37pm PDT NEW

Let's Play Start To Cunt With RPS Comments by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/23/2012, 11:45am PDT NEW
    Next top-level thread parent by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/23/2012, 12:02pm PDT NEW
    Re: Let's Play Start To Cunt With RPS Comments by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/07/2012, 9:58am PDT NEW
    Re: Let's Play Start To Cunt With RPS Comments by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 09/07/2012, 1:37pm PDT NEW
    I would like to extend this to people complaining about someone linking somethin by Rafiki 10/08/2012, 8:42am PDT NEW
        Re: I would like to extend this to people complaining about someone linking by Lizard_King 11/28/2012, 1:42pm PST NEW
    Gaming Made Me: Fallout 2 by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/23/2012, 1:07pm PST NEW
    Terrorhedron: -1 by Mischief Maker 11/25/2012, 8:23am PST NEW
        MM's reviews: endorsed by Icycalm! NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/25/2012, 12:03pm PST NEW
            Re: MM's reviews: endorsed by Icycalm! by The Happiness Engine 11/25/2012, 10:59pm PST NEW
                It's a backhanded way of backing me up NT by MM 11/26/2012, 11:39am PST NEW
                    Also, a fun joke we can all enjoy together in the holiday spirit! by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/26/2012, 2:48pm PST NEW
    Drox Operative StC: 1 "I don't like ARPGs..." NT by Mischief Solo 12/22/2012, 8:54am PST NEW
    So Journey swept the GDC awards and Cart Life took most of the IGF ones by skip 03/30/2013, 7:06am PDT NEW
        They instituted new rules about posting stupid fucking comments by pinback 03/30/2013, 2:58pm PDT NEW
            Shocking. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/30/2013, 5:08pm PDT NEW
                Great post, buddy! by pinback 03/30/2013, 5:58pm PDT NEW
                    It's actually kind of reassuring that your insanity isn't limited to this forum. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/30/2013, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                        TOTALLY INSANE by pinback 03/30/2013, 8:53pm PDT NEW

The Metacritic score-weighing code has been cracked by Mischief Maker 03/27/2013, 6:49pm PDT NEW
    where's qt3 NT by still pissed 03/27/2013, 7:09pm PDT NEW
    I can't believe this is being reported unquestioningly :( by Jerry Whorebach 03/28/2013, 6:36am PDT NEW
        Who reports on the game reporter reporters? NT by Senator Keene 03/28/2013, 6:50am PDT NEW
        MY JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY!!! by Mischief Maker 03/28/2013, 10:56am PDT NEW
            That part was meant for Gamasutra's Simon Parkin. by Jerry Whorebach 03/28/2013, 11:57am PDT NEW
                ouch! NT by Mischief Maker 03/28/2013, 9:23pm PDT NEW
        Re: I can't believe this is being reported unquestioningly :( by laudablepuss 03/28/2013, 3:13pm PDT NEW
            The good old Anita Sarkeesian approach to video research NT by fabio 03/28/2013, 8:42pm PDT NEW

reminder to self - buy this - http://xiigames.com/resonance/ NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/27/2013, 2:09pm PDT NEW

Steam announces gamers hardware (and other) statistics by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/19/2013, 8:35pm PDT NEW
    Yeah but all the cool kids told them to go fuck themselves NT by Those are NERD STATISTICS 03/19/2013, 8:39pm PDT NEW

Bastion: Pretty, Sub-Braid-level Story by mark 01/15/2012, 8:22pm PST NEW
    Bastion is one for the critics. by Jerry Whorebach 01/15/2012, 9:31pm PST NEW
        Re: Bastion is one for the critics. by Arbit 01/15/2012, 9:53pm PST NEW
            Only vicariously, through the magic of indie games. by Jerry Whorebach 01/15/2012, 11:19pm PST NEW
        Re: Bastion is one for the critics. by mark 01/16/2012, 7:55am PST NEW
            Re: Bastion is one for the critics. by Jerry Whorebach 01/16/2012, 10:12am PST NEW
    Bastion has replaced Cave Story by skip 03/19/2013, 6:42pm PDT NEW
        "his"? NT by Entropy Stew 03/19/2013, 6:56pm PDT NEW
            Exactly. by skip 03/19/2013, 7:45pm PDT NEW

Killing Floor CEO: Call of Duty ruined a generation of FPS players by WITTGENSTEIN 03/16/2013, 5:16pm PDT NEW
    I think I once went 20 seconds without hitting hit by a triple richochet grenade NT by fabio 03/16/2013, 7:38pm PDT NEW

Anyone know why "coin-op crapola" tended to be rampant in non-coin games? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/16/2013, 2:03am PDT NEW
    You don't understand because you're a hardcore gamer. by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2013, 7:23am PDT NEW
    IWBTG is awful it basically inspired the infinite lives rote memorization game. NT by Worm 03/16/2013, 9:25am PDT NEW
        I think you're confusing it with mega man. NT by Mischief Maker 03/16/2013, 9:33am PDT NEW
            Mega Man didn't have infinite lives. Have you ever actually played a platformer? NT by (No, Magic Sword doesn't count.) 03/16/2013, 9:40am PDT NEW
                Infinite lives, infinite continues, what's the difference? by Mischief Maker 03/16/2013, 10:25am PDT NEW
                    Using a continue sends you back to the start of the level. It also resets your NT by score, but no one plays for score. 03/16/2013, 11:17am PDT NEW
                    A world of difference, they're two different kinds of cheats, first of all. by Worm 03/16/2013, 12:40pm PDT NEW
            IWBTG is one long hard part, Mega Man was hard parts and non-hard parts. by Worm 03/16/2013, 9:46am PDT NEW
    I won Defender for $62, but it only took me $17.25 to win Asteroids Deluxe NT by Arcade Winner 03/16/2013, 10:30am PDT NEW

Must play Xbox 360 games not available on PC? NT by re: 12/31/2012, 1:19pm PST NEW
    Catherine for starters NT by Shredder 12/31/2012, 1:31pm PST NEW
    Dead Rising and Earth Defense Force 2017 by Jerry Whorebach 12/31/2012, 2:00pm PST NEW
    Gears of War 3 was 360-exclusive. :( by WITTGENSTEIN 12/31/2012, 5:25pm PST NEW
    Red Dead Redemption? by Mr. Kool 12/31/2012, 7:04pm PST NEW
        fuckers NT by Roop 12/31/2012, 8:09pm PST NEW
    The Darkness 1 by Worm 12/31/2012, 9:12pm PST NEW
        The Darkness (2007) - First Impressions by Jerry Whorebach 03/10/2013, 5:52pm PDT NEW
            Yeah, by Gutsby 03/11/2013, 6:48am PDT NEW
            STORY SPOILERS by Jerry Whorebach 03/15/2013, 1:16am PDT NEW
    EVERY KINECT GAME! NT by MS KINECT TEAM (Codename FAGGOT ARM 12/31/2012, 9:34pm PST NEW
    Crackdown 1/2 NT by Mysterio 01/01/2013, 3:09am PST NEW
    FABLE II NT by "its for dummies" --Jonathan Blow 01/01/2013, 3:22pm PST NEW

Kung-Fu Strike, La Mulana, Beast Boxing by Last 03/06/2013, 12:11pm PST NEW

Pay attention when people tell you they don't care about backward compatibility. by Jerry Whorebach 02/21/2013, 3:43pm PST NEW
    How does this differ from GOG re-releases? NT by Entropy Stew 02/21/2013, 5:48pm PST NEW
        GOG exists in addition to backward compatibility, instead of in lieu of it? by Jerry Whorebach 02/21/2013, 7:19pm PST NEW
            In case you don't think those people really exist... by Jerry Whorebach 02/22/2013, 2:54pm PST NEW
                That's not what you meant by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/23/2013, 1:38am PST NEW
                    Never attribute to cowardice that which can be adequately explained by laziness. by Jerry Whorebach 02/23/2013, 2:42am PST NEW
                        Can't he be both? by Mischief Maker 02/23/2013, 6:56am PST NEW
                        What makes you think they can't? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/23/2013, 9:47am PST NEW
                            People who get their political views from Heinlein ~= Randians/"Objectivists" by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/23/2013, 10:03am PST NEW
                                Do you have to make your ignorance that obvious? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/23/2013, 10:53am PST NEW
                                    "Hm, that writing is so shitty it must have come from his own book." by Last 02/23/2013, 11:07am PST NEW
                                John Galt was far too religious a character for my taste by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/23/2013, 11:03am PST NEW
                                Yes, but.... by WITTGENSTEIN 02/23/2013, 3:12pm PST NEW
                    Commander tacos just spotted the bus in the background. by Again. 02/23/2013, 5:32am PST NEW
                        More about The Bus by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/23/2013, 9:59am PST NEW
                            Not disappointed. I'll give it an insano-score of 8.9 NT by That's pretty high, bro. Be proud. 02/23/2013, 2:58pm PST NEW
                                A mediocre disaapointment NT by professional game review score 02/23/2013, 3:09pm PST NEW
            What? Godhand can be downloaded for PS3 NT by Entropy Stew 02/23/2013, 2:50pm PST NEW
            You're also trivializing the difficultly of a port, and misunderstanding the rol by e of a console Entropy Stew 02/23/2013, 3:29pm PST NEW
                Entropy Stew: corporate apologist? by Jerry Whorebach 02/23/2013, 4:12pm PST NEW
                    More of a developer apologist, considering I am one by Entropy Stew 02/23/2013, 6:36pm PST NEW
                        Neither of you mentioned what Sony actually did do with the PS2 by Fullofkittens 02/23/2013, 7:10pm PST NEW
                        Do you make more money selling PlayStation games than you spend buying them? by Jerry Whorebach 02/23/2013, 8:26pm PST NEW
                            Shut the fuck up, Jerry. I'm almost coming! NT by Sony's ES-polished knob 02/24/2013, 1:22pm PST NEW
                                I don't like Sony. I like stupid arguments and justifications even less NT by Entropy Stew 02/25/2013, 6:15pm PST NEW
                            Consumers looked out for their own interests by creating emulators by Rafiki 02/24/2013, 8:20pm PST NEW
                                You're talking to a guy who spent more on a 3Dfx card to run UltraHLE than it by would've cost to just buy an N64. 02/25/2013, 2:47pm PST NEW
                                    Remember when Apple users said Microsoft was the evil empire? NT by Mischief Maker 02/25/2013, 3:05pm PST NEW
                                        How ironic did I turn out? NT by 1984 commercial 02/25/2013, 3:07pm PST NEW
                                    Re: You're talking to a guy who spent more on a 3Dfx card to run UltraHLE by Rafiki 02/25/2013, 3:32pm PST NEW
                                        I have loads of MP3s recorded from vinyl, they play just fine on anything. by Jerry Whorebach 02/25/2013, 4:00pm PST NEW
                                            So once they make a PS4 version of FF, like they made an MP3 of that vinyl, NT by does it become excusable again? 02/25/2013, 7:57pm PST NEW
                                                Except there is no real difference except to recharge people. by Worm 02/25/2013, 9:00pm PST NEW
                                                "They"? Anyone can make an MP3 from a record, provided they own the record. NT by That seems fair to me. 02/25/2013, 9:20pm PST NEW
                                                    So when CDs first came out, that was inexcusable, but once burners were feasible NT by it gets a pass. 02/26/2013, 3:29am PST NEW
                                                        It's pretty telling that you have to go back to analog tech to find an analog. NT by My Blu-Ray reads CDs *and* DVDs. 02/26/2013, 4:21am PST NEW
                                                            Ok, did your iPod play CDs? SNES play NES? by Rafiki 02/26/2013, 12:12pm PST NEW
                                                                Can we stop the comparisons to media? They're horrible by Entropy Stew 02/26/2013, 3:22pm PST NEW
                                                                Where did you get the idea I'm anti-emulation? From that time I sued bleem!? by Jerry Whorebach 02/26/2013, 3:27pm PST NEW
                                                                    I can't believe my SNES would not play Ikari Warriors. Super my ass NT by Entropy Stew 02/26/2013, 3:38pm PST NEW
                                                                        I know! Console BC was in a pretty shameful state before Sony raised the bar. NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/26/2013, 3:48pm PST NEW
                                                                            Here's why its not the same, beyond "standards are higher nowadays". by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2013, 11:34am PST NEW
                                                                                That sounds more like 360 is a problem due to reliability than any back compat by Entropy Stew 03/02/2013, 11:52am PST NEW
                                                                                    The 360 is especially bad, but I've had problems with all my disc-based consoles by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2013, 12:30pm PST NEW
                                                                                        I think the PS4 will be rock-solid from a quality standpoint, because by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2013, 11:39pm PST NEW
                                                                                Blowing on the cartridge in a desperate bid to make your NES work again NT by They make t-shirts out of that meme 03/02/2013, 3:23pm PST NEW
                                                                                    Numer of Xboxs fixed with q-tip and rubbing alcohol NT by probably not many 03/02/2013, 4:51pm PST NEW
                                                                                        Lead-free solder will be the death of us all NT by Entropy Stew 03/04/2013, 10:52am PST NEW
                            Re: Do you make more money selling PlayStation games than you spend buying them? by Entropy Stew 02/25/2013, 6:14pm PST NEW
                                I didn't buy a PS3, Stew. I'm not an idiot v_v NT by Jerry Whorebach 02/25/2013, 6:26pm PST NEW
                                    Is that canadian for "I'm not employed" Or are you just too proud to admit that. NT by Your schtick here is cute. 03/02/2013, 2:48pm PST NEW
                                        Why are you so bitter, anonymous guy? by Jerry Whorebach 03/02/2013, 5:11pm PST NEW
                                            I think I'd prefer a diet that does not result in mercury poisoning NT by Entropy Stew 03/03/2013, 8:45am PST NEW
                                                Maybe he's shooting to be Dr. Manhatten for Comicon Vancouver!? NT by Worm 03/03/2013, 8:50am PST NEW
                                                    I think you're thinking of silver poisoning NT by Entropy Stew 03/03/2013, 12:38pm PST NEW
                                            Are you still eating tuna every day, Jerry? by Mysterio 03/04/2013, 6:55pm PST NEW
                                                There is literally nothing funnier than a grown man losing his shit because he NT by thinks you're eating too much fish. 03/04/2013, 7:50pm PST NEW
                                                    Except maybe Jerry exhibiting Cable Bros levels of denial through levity NT by Mysterio 03/04/2013, 8:15pm PST NEW
                                                        I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to be denying here? by Jerry Whorebach 03/04/2013, 8:37pm PST NEW
                                                            It's time Jerry took a salt wife. by Souffle of Pain 03/04/2013, 8:43pm PST NEW
                                                                Says the guy who was blowing the Path of Exile fanboy last week NT by What do you mean "one of us"? 03/04/2013, 8:46pm PST NEW

fags by Souffle of Pain 03/04/2013, 7:26pm PST NEW
    Banned and *then* humiliated! NT by Fullofkittens 03/04/2013, 7:43pm PST NEW
        Claiming abuse of power (it doesn't exist) NT by WITTGENSTEIN 03/04/2013, 7:48pm PST NEW

CliffyB started a tumblr by WITTGENSTEIN 03/03/2013, 8:50am PST NEW
    He's really ballwashing the corporate masters with his last few. NT by Mysterio 03/03/2013, 9:55am PST NEW
        The bit about Valve being just like EA only better at image control is bullshit by WITTGENSTEIN 03/03/2013, 10:23am PST NEW
            E.g. the news that EA plans to put microtransactions in all future games NT by skip 03/03/2013, 11:27am PST NEW
    I followed his Twitter for like, a day, but it was all about his 2 lamborghinis by and his dumb ass girlfriend. 03/03/2013, 11:16am PST NEW
        He is not that interesting. by Souffle of Pain 03/03/2013, 12:04pm PST NEW
            On cliffyb.com he had good posts. I don't know what happened to that. by WITTGENSTEIN 03/03/2013, 12:11pm PST NEW
                Gears of War made a lot of money, but it's a garbage franchise. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/03/2013, 1:51pm PST NEW
                    Really? I only played the first one, but I thought it was a solid 3/5. by Jerry Whorebach 03/03/2013, 4:18pm PST NEW
                        BTW I agree with you about Cliffy B., but I think it's hilarious he's married to NT by Ms. Videogames 2008 or whatever 03/03/2013, 4:23pm PST NEW

Can't help but notice that there's no forum for Path of Exile by Exiled.... Online! 02/19/2013, 8:02pm PST NEW
    It's pretty excellent by Lurker 58913 02/23/2013, 4:07pm PST NEW
        These are not selling points by case closed 02/24/2013, 7:00pm PST NEW
    That's because I beat you to the punch, faggots. NT by Torchlight 2 02/23/2013, 5:49pm PST NEW
        Torchlight 2 : POE :: Clifford The Big Red Dog : The Call Of The Wild by Exiled.... Online! 02/23/2013, 11:51pm PST NEW
            Path of Exile: Only for those who can shit in an XL-sized sock? NT by WITTGENSTEIN 02/24/2013, 8:19am PST NEW
                All my BMs now are two flushers, AT MINIMUM should I see a doctor? NT by Worm 02/24/2013, 10:07am PST NEW
    It's got FTP? You can FTP files in it? by Souffle of Pain 02/24/2013, 12:25am PST NEW
        Old man insists that old ways are best, makes elderly joke about them. NT by Exiled.... Online! 02/24/2013, 12:53am PST NEW
            Re: Old man insists that old ways are best, makes elderly joke about them. by Souffle of Pain 02/24/2013, 9:19am PST NEW
                Re: Old man insists that old ways are best, makes elderly joke about them. by Mischief Maker 02/24/2013, 10:02am PST NEW
                    Re: Old man insists that old ways are best, makes elderly joke about them. by Souffle of Pain 02/24/2013, 10:34am PST NEW
                    Re: Old man insists that old ways are best, makes elderly joke about them. by WITTGENSTEIN 02/24/2013, 11:18am PST NEW
                Free to Play, dummies. NT by A rocket scientist, apparently. 02/24/2013, 11:43am PST NEW
                    Re: Free to Play, dummies. by Souffle of Pain 02/24/2013, 12:10pm PST NEW
                    That's f2p. Who'd have though people everywhere avoided this confusion already? by Worm 02/25/2013, 8:52am PST NEW
                        What's the abbreviation for "presents actual challenges"? NT by Matthew Holland 02/25/2013, 10:34am PST NEW
                            ChalsBln==1 NT by of course 02/25/2013, 1:24pm PST NEW
                "It is the nineties and there is time for Klax", then SOP stopped paying attent by Exiled.... Online! 02/24/2013, 3:01pm PST NEW
                    I said, "Diablo 1, 2 and 3" aren't enough for me. by Souffle of Pain 02/24/2013, 5:19pm PST NEW
                        Aw man I feel bad now so here by Exiled.... Online! 02/24/2013, 7:49pm PST NEW
                            Man, what a fag. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 02/24/2013, 8:10pm PST NEW
                        Now really doesn't belong in that list by Mischief Maker 02/24/2013, 10:32pm PST NEW
                            Shit. I meant Nox. NT by Mischief Maker 02/24/2013, 10:33pm PST NEW

 
powered by pointy