Putting up flags by Commander Tansin A. Darcos Today, 8:17pm PDT 
A new (non-cooking) video has been uploaded to YouTube by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2013, 1:43pm PDT
Can you let us know when it finishes processing? NT by Can you do anything right? 05/21/2013, 2:19pm PDT
VIOLATION! Three minutes of content followed by five minutes of unrelated nonsen NT by Bradley Svedka 05/21/2013, 3:00pm PDT
Violation! Bradley Svedka; 6 demerits! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2013, 10:08pm PDT
Violation! Bradley Svedka; 10 demerits! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2013, 10:11pm PDT
Fucking awesome. Excellent work, Commander. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/21/2013, 3:03pm PDT
Ceramic pans are shit by Eurotrash 05/21/2013, 11:38pm PDT
Re: Ceramic pans are shit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos Yesterday, 3:11am PDT
Yeah, FUCK margarine. Butter is for winners. NT by Eurotrash Yesterday, 3:49am PDT
Was...was that an actual joke? NT by Portable Stew Yesterday, 6:31am PDT
Teflon is weird, gives you cancer. Cast iron ftw NT by Fullofkittens Yesterday, 7:46am PDT
FUCK cancer. But yeah, I've been using cast iron Le Creusets for a long time by Eurotrash Yesterday, 11:53am PDT
Thanks for the advice by Commander Tansin A. Darcos Today, 7:20pm PDT
Paul, I will put up $20 for another cooking video. NT by Matthew Holland 05/17/2013, 9:53pm PDT
I'll kick in another five, if it helps. NT by The Bridgetender 05/17/2013, 10:17pm PDT
You'll probably have better luck than I did if you don't insist on vegetables :( NT by The Happiness Engine Yesterday, 5:29pm PDT
NAS Backup: 1,038,795 items found, 516 GB to copy by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 9:17am PDT
Good News: It's got only one day left! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/19/2013, 5:48am PDT
2 Hours and 55 minutes remaining by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/20/2013, 1:06am PDT
Another point: Why do I need to use Linux to backup the Macintosh? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/19/2013, 6:09am PDT
Correction: It is a Seagate drive, not WD NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/19/2013, 6:12am PDT
Of course it's a Seagate, you cheap motherfucker. NT by Eurotrash 05/19/2013, 2:23pm PDT
Oh please by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/20/2013, 1:42am PDT
Every product must be reliable given the business hasn't gone bankrupt yet. NT by Worm 05/20/2013, 6:04am PDT
Hahahah. You're poor. And I did not read a word of that wall of craziness. by Eurotrash 05/20/2013, 11:44am PDT
Because you don't have 10.5, the first version with Time Machine? by Entropy Stew 05/19/2013, 9:46am PDT
Covering the morning commute by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/20/2013, 2:07am PDT
"Netflix Adultery" - What the fuck kind of bullshit is this? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/16/2013, 11:30pm PDT
Still not clear on the mechanics. You mean I put my dick in someone else's dick? by Jerry Whorebach 05/17/2013, 1:27am PDT
No, No, No, it's 'dicks fuck assholes', 'assholes shit on everyone'... NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2013, 4:29am PDT
Okay, you got me, I missed two commas by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2013, 4:37am PDT
Paul NT by Are you a virgin? 05/17/2013, 6:57am PDT
Brian DON'T!!!! by Papaoomamowmow 05/17/2013, 7:20am PDT
Paul, are you a virgin? Yes, at least my left ear. Don't ask about my right ear! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2013, 7:24am PDT
Remember when I told you that you weren't funny? This is a good example of you NT by not being funny. 05/17/2013, 2:05pm PDT
It was a stupid question to ask in the first place NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 1:06am PDT
Also Robert A. Heinlein wrote the 'ear' joke in Time Enough For Love Pg. 74 NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 1:12am PDT
Paul this is an honest constructive critique of your humor by nominal 05/18/2013, 8:30pm PDT
You're wasting your time, nominal. You're trying to cure autism with words. NT by Eurotrash 05/19/2013, 3:19am PDT
Why is a modified word not the same literal thing as the unmodified word? WHAT'S NT by THE DEAL WITH THAT? -Tansinfeld 05/18/2013, 9:57am PDT
Re: Why is a modified word not the same literal thing by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 10:39pm PDT
"Netflix infidelity" NT by Vested Id 05/18/2013, 10:49pm PDT
"Netflix infidelity" - That isn't too bad (could also mean 'bad sound'!) NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/19/2013, 5:33am PDT
My new 3 terabyte hard drive by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2013, 9:12am PDT
My hard drive is only 300 GB :( by Mischief Maker 05/17/2013, 9:27am PDT
CDRs != CDs by Fullofkittens 05/17/2013, 12:49pm PDT
So storing CD-Rs in those soft sleeves is asking for trouble? NT by Mischief Maker 05/17/2013, 5:30pm PDT
I needed a 3TB backup drive because I already have 540 GB on my 1TB NAS NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 1:03am PDT
Re: I needed a 3TB backup drive because I already have 540 GB on my 1TB NAS by Mysterio 05/18/2013, 1:46pm PDT
needs more dicks pussy and fucking NT by tdarcos fan 05/17/2013, 11:32am PDT
Dicks unlikely; the 'hole' on the drive is 1/16" x 1/2" Even mine's bigger! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 1:04am PDT
Well, I certainly hope he knows her inside and out! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/13/2013, 7:46am PDT
TDARCOS will look up and shout "Insult me!" and I'll look down and whisper "No." NT by Rorschach 05/13/2013, 8:59am PDT
Masochist meets Sadist. Maso says "hurt me, hurt me," sadist says "no, I won't" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/15/2013, 6:09am PDT
of COURSE it made you think about sex, Paul. Everything does. by Eurotrash 05/13/2013, 3:15pm PDT
Tell us more about Mrs. Eurotrash. What's she like? Is she European? NT by Matthew Holland 05/14/2013, 9:50pm PDT
No. My wife is of no further importance in the grand scheme of things. by Eurotrash 05/15/2013, 1:23am PDT
Mrs? European? I dare you NOT to think of sex with all these words bandied about NT by socraD .A nisnaT rednammoC 05/15/2013, 10:20am PDT
Re: Well, I certainly hope he knows her inside and out! by socraD .A nisnaT rednammoC 05/15/2013, 10:19am PDT
Kevlar might be useful in some cases by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/18/2013, 1:33am PDT
Public service announcement for Paul by Entropy Stew 05/15/2013, 11:37am PDT
How about giving your wife a rest? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/13/2013, 8:04am PDT
I made you forget about twins, ha ha! NT by Your autism 05/15/2013, 9:00am PDT
Interim report on yesterday's FOSE 2013 by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/15/2013, 7:15am PDT
Some people just don't get it by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 6:31pm PST
Other than an obsession with smoke detectors, what are your housemates like? NT by The Happiness Engine 02/26/2013, 8:20pm PST
Re: Other than an obsession with smoke detectors, what are your housemates like? by I approve this message 05/01/2013, 10:01pm PDT
Unfortunately it is YOU who doesn't get it. by Mischief Maker 05/02/2013, 6:09pm PDT
Re: Unfortunately it is YOU who doesn't get it. by blackwater 05/05/2013, 9:17pm PDT
Hey Blackwater, didn't you have to close for killing civilians in Iraq? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/06/2013, 6:07am PDT
Quit stealing Bob Hope's jokes. NT by Lee IaCopter 05/06/2013, 7:57am PDT
I'm Tansin A. Darcos and NT by I approve this message 05/07/2013, 6:38am PDT
Re: Hey Blackwater, didn't you have to close for killing civilians in Iraq? by blackwater 05/12/2013, 12:00pm PDT
Re: Unfortunately it is YOU who doesn't get it. by Mischief Maker 05/06/2013, 8:58am PDT
What $80 by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 6:34am PDT
The $80 you paid for the smoke alarms in the OP by Mischief Maker 05/07/2013, 8:52am PDT
He can't even stay on topic when it's a topic he started. NT by This is quite frightening, in a way 05/07/2013, 9:11am PDT
In case you didn't read it, I bought the $80 smoke detectors some 15 years ago NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 11:48am PDT
Oh, you're right and I made a mistake. My apologies. NT by Mischief Maker 05/08/2013, 6:02am PDT
This is exactly what arguing with you about Bob Hope jokes sounds like NT by results for "Chrysler helicopters" 05/03/2013, 1:47am PDT
Did you ever think since the joke failed Hope dropped it from his collection? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/03/2013, 2:37am PDT
Your sick mind made it up, Paul. Also you made up your brother. NT by Eurotrash 05/06/2013, 12:54am PDT
As said to me often, Go Fuck Yoursel. Oh, and also 2 the horse u rode in on NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 6:36am PDT
Yes indeed, people often say that to you. Why do they do that, you think? NT by Eurotrash 05/07/2013, 1:15pm PDT
'cause theyre 2 stupid 2 think of good insults, have to use old, tired & weak 1s NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 1:55pm PDT
Some people actually get through life WITHOUT everyone insulting them all the NT by time. Maybe it's not them? 05/07/2013, 2:04pm PDT
Yeah, my question wasn't why people use stupid insults against you by Eurotrash 05/07/2013, 11:07pm PDT
Re: Yeah, my question wasn't why people use stupid insults against you by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/13/2013, 7:30am PDT
A gift from an unusual source by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/11/2013, 9:49am PDT
a nice response to a political suggestion = "go fuck yourself" by Eurotrash 05/11/2013, 10:58am PDT
Re: a nice response to a political suggestion = "go fuck yourself" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/13/2013, 7:25am PDT
More on Spring Cleaning by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 10:41am PDT
Somebody give me the cliffsnotes on that fucking tome. Lemme guess: pointless? NT by Eurotrash 05/10/2013, 2:52pm PDT
You have a nightmarish life. by Gutsby 05/10/2013, 3:17pm PDT
And we all share it here on caltrops. Hooray! You have a generous soul, Paul NT by Eurotrash 05/10/2013, 10:54pm PDT
Top 10 Reasons you can't remember what was before life by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 12:47am PDT
I like short jokes very much. by Gutsby 05/10/2013, 1:41pm PDT
On the leading or trailing edge of a brush-pass with death by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2013, 12:44pm PDT
More like 'Schmucks': Schnucks supermarkets credit card data hacked & exposed by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 9:32am PDT
Pronounced Shnooks. NT by Stan Musial 05/10/2013, 11:48am PDT
In response to a comment by Jonsey on Backlog by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/08/2013, 11:49am PDT
This isn't even CLOSE to being a correct URL: by The Wrong URL Fairy 05/08/2013, 4:16pm PDT
Let's see. Does clicking on my link open that page? Yes. That means it's valid NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/08/2013, 6:36pm PDT
Why, yes it does! by The Wrong URL Fairy 05/08/2013, 9:53pm PDT
Why don't you go back to your gay bar or wherever fairies go to drink NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/09/2013, 12:32am PDT
If you're married, why? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/08/2013, 8:40pm PDT
Ha ha ha, poor girl. Serves her right for posting questions on Yahoo Answers. NT by Eurotrash 05/08/2013, 10:24pm PDT
I'm Tansin A. Darcos and by I approve this message 05/09/2013, 12:23am PDT
The Big Bang: Well it's been building up inside me for, I don't know how long... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/03/2013, 3:13am PDT
You can't apply logic to this universe. by The Wise One 05/03/2013, 6:31am PDT
Physics during the "hot part" was pretty different than physics now by The Happiness Engine 05/04/2013, 9:47am PDT
A space heater can heat a garage to room temp by Entropy Stew 05/05/2013, 9:27am PDT
True, but the space heater doesn't heat the space; it heats the air molecules NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/08/2013, 6:45pm PDT
The "Big Bang" was a derogative term that stuck by Mischief Makür 05/08/2013, 11:23pm PDT
Bradley Svedka on Jolt Country by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 4:38pm PDT
I'd like to see how many parallels with tsarist Russia we can name. NT by Fullofkittens 05/07/2013, 5:41pm PDT
He runs a company you can off-load site administration to for periods of time NT by Matthew Holland 05/07/2013, 10:44pm PDT
Time for Spring Cleaning. My gun is missing. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/07/2013, 7:21am PDT
Didn't learn the first time by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/06/2013, 8:52am PDT
Then Keanu Reeves walks up and says "You first!" (cue laugh track, roll credits) NT by Eurotrash 05/07/2013, 12:47am PDT
This video of people saying really stupid things is hilarious! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/06/2013, 6:48am PDT
Re: This video of people saying really stupid things is hilarious! by Ray Combs' Noose 05/06/2013, 7:56am PDT
Coupon, Today only (5/4/13) free pack of paper at Staples and 20% off coupon by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/04/2013, 8:45am PDT
*vuvuzela orchestra of joy* NT by crowd of poor ass niggers 05/05/2013, 6:58pm PDT
I hate those fucking WaxVac commercials by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/27/2013, 3:13am PDT
"I want a cotton enhanced Q-Tip for my ear!" - Ralphie NT by You'll blow your eardrum out, kid! 05/03/2013, 5:49pm PDT
Illegal inserted quote by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/03/2013, 4:09pm PDT
Coin-op Video Game output by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/03/2013, 12:32am PDT
You kinda flipped out there on the radio, dude. NT by Don Rogers Fan 05/02/2013, 4:18pm PDT
Tdarcos's next cooking video by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/16/2013, 4:34pm PDT
What are the odds I'll edit the final product anyway? NT by fabio 03/16/2013, 7:35pm PDT
From ramen/chili to broccoli rabe/capers is too big a jump NT by Giant Man Vs. Food 03/16/2013, 9:03pm PDT
Hahaha! Vegetables? That need to be chopped with a sharp instrument? by Eurotrash 03/16/2013, 11:40pm PDT
Found the perfect food critic for this by fabio 03/17/2013, 1:58am PDT
Conan swears up and down it's not an act by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/17/2013, 3:05am PDT
Never. Not Ever. I will never do any video with eggpant or capers by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/01/2013, 12:54pm PDT
What's wrong with capers? by Mischief Maker 05/01/2013, 1:44pm PDT
Come on the show! You deserve to express yourself! by Don Rogers 05/01/2013, 2:03pm PDT
What's "eggpant," is that like something you wear? NT by You'll shoot your eye out, kid! 05/02/2013, 5:12am PDT
Posted from my new computer: A PowerPC MAC OS X 10.4 by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/25/2013, 9:17pm PDT
Two minor corrections by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/26/2013, 4:44am PDT
Don't use Wikipedia by The Happiness Engine 04/26/2013, 5:49pm PDT
You paid $130 for that piece of shit? by Entropy Stew 04/26/2013, 7:51am PDT
Re: You paid $130 for that piece of shit? by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/26/2013, 9:11am PDT
You need a 32-bit mac that can't run the latest OS as a testbed? NT by Entropy Stew 04/28/2013, 11:37pm PDT
Wait! No! I do not! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/29/2013, 9:22am PDT
Re: You paid $130 for that piece of shit? by Guy who says LOL 04/26/2013, 6:05pm PDT
Piece of shit? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/27/2013, 2:50am PDT
PIECE. OF. SHIT. by Entropy Stew 04/29/2013, 12:11am PDT
Oh, and Homebrew won't even run on that anachronistic vacuum tube fuckpile NT by Entropy Stew 04/29/2013, 12:20am PDT
Re: PIECE. OF. SHIT. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/29/2013, 6:29am PDT
I just looked at craigslist and saw the lowest end core2duo mini for 250 by Entropy Stew 04/29/2013, 9:16am PDT
I was using Amazon.com to buy the Mac on my Amazon credit card by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/29/2013, 9:28am PDT
Are you missing the part where he codes in pascal? NT by The Happiness Engine 04/29/2013, 3:18pm PDT
Are you missing the part where he thinks he can upgrade and that his OS is relev by ant to anything? Entropy Stew 04/29/2013, 4:38pm PDT
My point is that since Pascal is already pointless, he can code on any doorstop by The Happiness Engine 05/01/2013, 4:33pm PDT
By the way, a G5 is a 64-bit machine, not 32. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/29/2013, 9:26am PDT
Another thing I did: remote music by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/27/2013, 6:17pm PDT
U don't want to use a PPC Mac or OS 4. That's long since been desecrated NT by Ye Olde Macintoshe Guyy 05/01/2013, 7:32am PDT
I'm changing my handle to better refect my (false) identity by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/30/2013, 8:04am PDT
correction: NT by Commander Tacos 04/30/2013, 11:10am PDT
Stop with the goddam tacos; Jesus Fucking Christ you're making me hungry! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/30/2013, 9:12pm PDT
I bet a new COOKING VIDEO would soothe your screaming guts! by Eurotrash 04/30/2013, 11:00pm PDT
"Someone." It was me, you thick sped speedaway idiot. ME. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/30/2013, 10:14pm PDT
Handislop NT by ES thinks up a better nick 04/30/2013, 10:18pm PDT
Meals on Wheels. NT by Commander Meals on Wheels? 04/30/2013, 10:51pm PDT
Meals on Wheels. That's funny. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/01/2013, 5:46am PDT
I'm going to FOSE 2013! Yaay! by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/29/2013, 10:24am PDT
We're expecting pictures of you posing with Booth Babes. Get on it! NT by Mischief Maker 04/29/2013, 10:28am PDT
Very touching post. Your happiness really comes through. by Gutsby 04/29/2013, 1:40pm PDT
One problem, bro by Souffle of Pain 04/29/2013, 2:50pm PDT
Re: One problem, bro by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/30/2013, 7:54am PDT
We did tend to attack that building a lot NT by Daleks 04/30/2013, 8:12am PDT
Yes, all 12. One of them even has the entrance covered in caltrops. NT by Souffle of Pain 04/30/2013, 12:55pm PDT
Re: I'm going to FOSE 2013! Yaay! by Eurotrash 04/30/2013, 11:08am PDT
What Bullshit? I have a blu-ray burner myself by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/30/2013, 9:04pm PDT
Gary Busey on this morning's Today Show and "Buseysims" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/30/2013, 8:05am PDT
How is customized glassware like felatio? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/27/2013, 10:21pm PDT
I really appreciate "bangback"s. NOT. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/21/2013, 12:02pm PDT
Buddy, I go out of my way for "bangback"s... GEDDIT?! NT by That Guy 04/26/2013, 9:27pm PDT
I didn't know this, so, thanks NT by Vested Id 04/27/2013, 1:26am PDT
Turkey Hill Premium Black Cherry Ice Cream by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/17/2013, 9:27pm PDT
Oh man, I hate when they do that. by Jerry Whorebach 04/17/2013, 10:30pm PDT
Ex-linebacker goes on rampage (To the tune of "Wichita Lineman") by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 04/03/2013, 4:40pm PDT
But what was the point of lying? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/28/2013, 5:28am PDT
But it got your attention, didn't it? NT by Commercial: 1, Paul: 0 03/28/2013, 12:31pm PDT
Re: But what was the point of lying? by Black Phillip 03/28/2013, 9:34pm PDT
Ooma: Pornographic phone service commercial by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/15/2013, 7:31am PDT
Thanks Bill Hicks, circa 1991. by Mischief Maker 03/15/2013, 9:39am PDT
This guy is great! Let me get a pen and a pad! NT by Denis Leary 03/15/2013, 9:57am PDT
You got THAT from that boring ass ad? Tells more about you, Paul, than the ad by it tells that you're a creep 03/15/2013, 11:25am PDT
Yes, I have eaten in good quality restaurants; I used to every week. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 7:35am PST
Re: Yes, I have eaten in good quality restaurants; I used to every week. by Mysterio 03/08/2013, 8:02am PST
Re: Yes, I have eaten in good quality restaurants; I used to every week. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 6:36pm PST
the outback steakhouse isn't a good quality restaurant by explain person 03/08/2013, 9:27am PST
Would it shock you to learn I've also sampled the delicacies of Olive Garden? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 11:30am PST
Someday we should really hold a TDarcos Turing test NT by fabio 03/08/2013, 11:59am PST
A bounty of breadsticks worthy of Ceres NT by Entropy Stew 03/08/2013, 12:36pm PST
The Olive Garden post is a fake post; I didn't make it NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 6:38pm PST
Too bad, it was pretty funny by Don Rogers 03/13/2013, 5:22pm PDT
Then what the FUCK is a good quality restaurant, asshole? And Outback is one. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 6:37pm PST
Tip: if a restaurant's signature recipe is to encrust steak in salt and pepper by Fullofkittens 03/08/2013, 7:24pm PST
Low quality? But all beef tastes the same, only idiotic housewives think there's by Tansin A. Fucking (FAGGOT) 03/08/2013, 8:13pm PST
I've got news for you. That's not mayonnaise you're gargling... NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/09/2013, 5:59pm PST
Holy shit! Point, TDARCOS! NT by Mischief Maker 03/09/2013, 10:24pm PST
Is their steak even prime? I thought it was just choice NT by Entropy Stew 03/10/2013, 4:04pm PDT
But not 'lawful' orders? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/12/2013, 7:41pm PDT
"...according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice." NT by E. L. Koba 03/12/2013, 9:19pm PDT
And today we learned TDARCOS is a communist NT by That's it, I'm calling Homeland 03/13/2013, 2:57am PDT
Availability of low-cost broadband internet (& computer) for low-income families by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/10/2013, 4:40am PDT
Hooray! Welcome, losers! NT by THE INTERNET 03/10/2013, 6:52am PDT
Why are light switches so complicated? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/28/2013, 1:59am PST
Haha! People sure are crazy, huh Paul? NT by There's just no reasoning with them 02/28/2013, 9:44am PST
Maybe the powdered egg tasted like shit? NT by Mischief Maker 02/28/2013, 9:49am PST
Do you have to keep proving you have no intelligence? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/28/2013, 11:02am PST
Yes MM, you fucking idiot! The quality of ingredients have no effect on taste! by Eurotrash 02/28/2013, 1:47pm PST
And again, you still don't get it, it wasn't the egg by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/28/2013, 5:19pm PST
FCC regulations prevent him from naming the cake mix. NT by Effigial 1970s Housewife 02/28/2013, 5:40pm PST
That's not it, I don't know who they were by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 7:14am PST
Yes. Yes. We get it. You are a fucking idiot. NT by Let it lie. 03/08/2013, 1:05pm PST
Since you know so much about being an idiot, when did you discover you're one? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 6:45pm PST
The first time I replied to one of your posts. It's like if I saw a howling by retard in the street, and start 03/08/2013, 9:03pm PST
I'm still not buying it. by Mischief Maker 03/08/2013, 7:11pm PST
Yesss I get it. The bored, stupid women wanted something to do, by Eurotrash 03/01/2013, 12:14am PST
Hey everyone in this thread: you're arguing with the morbidly obese creator of NT by Slop(tm) about ingredients. 03/01/2013, 5:04am PST
Re: Do you have to keep proving you have no intelligence? by Mischief Maker 02/28/2013, 7:35pm PST
Gordon Ramsay just wants to feel important with his real potatoes. NT by He could just microwave TV dinners. 03/01/2013, 5:07am PST
Waitaminit! I see what's going on here! by Mischief Maker 03/01/2013, 7:56am PST
A new cooking video is available: Slop by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/24/2013, 11:54pm PST
Bullshit! NT by Roop 02/25/2013, 12:06am PST
What's that supposed to mean? It's not a cooking video? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 2:03am PST
They're always overdoing the CGI. Completely unbelievable. NT by Roop 02/26/2013, 4:34pm PST
That was my reaction when I saw the cheeseburger one for the first time. by Hilarious, but fake. 02/25/2013, 5:57am PST
Re: That was my reaction when I saw the cheeseburger one for the first time. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 8:01am PST
Re: That was my reaction when I saw the cheeseburger one for the first time. by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 6:54pm PST
Yeah, well, that's, like, just your opinion, man. by Paul's best comeback 02/26/2013, 12:06am PST
Re: Yeah, well, that's, like, just your opinion, man. by Souffle of Pain 02/26/2013, 7:17am PST
I'm bullying a disabled retard on the internet. It kinda goes without saying by that I'm a huge faggot. 02/26/2013, 12:54pm PST
Sorry. Carry on. by Souffle of Pain 02/26/2013, 9:46pm PST
Sotp sayig I is a reetard, I is a kollege edukated person; I's smaert! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:25pm PST
Re: A new cooking video is available: Slop by Mysterio 02/25/2013, 8:06am PST
It's not a non-stick pan, it's just plain steel. Nothin to scratch NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/25/2013, 6:17pm PST
Re: It's not a non-stick pan, it's just plain steel. Nothin to scratch by Mysterio 02/26/2013, 7:21am PST
Is there a contingency plan in place for slop that isn't hot enough after mixing by Yes, yes there is 02/25/2013, 4:44pm PST
What floor crawl? What refrigerator? What casters? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 1:39am PST
4:56. Do you even edit with your eyes open? Do you even preview the finished vid NT by Are you even remotely sane? (no) 02/26/2013, 3:43am PST
4:56 is not a refrigerator casters by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:28pm PST
Considering at 4:55 said counter top is actually SIDEWAYS in the picture... by Mysterio 02/26/2013, 10:58pm PST
Ohhh yeah you're right. I totally saw it as the floor. Wow. Spastic editing. NT by Mysterio Johnson 02/27/2013, 1:21pm PST
oh my christ, is that your belly sticking out the bottom of your shirt? NT by less slop, Paul. :( 02/26/2013, 12:13am PST
Jesus, that thumbnail of the video looks like you're boiling hamburger! NT by Quinn DeAngelo 02/26/2013, 1:41am PST
These are the most entertaining things on caltrops in years by fabio 02/26/2013, 10:38am PST
Re: These are the most entertaining things on caltrops in years by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/26/2013, 12:07pm PST
I'm in for $20 plus crazy ingredient costs if I get to pick the recipe. NT by The Happiness Engine 02/26/2013, 8:11pm PST
Okay, what recipe? I've done sponsored videos before. And a note about sponsors by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:23pm PST
I'll make sure to remember those obscure rules. Oh wait, I won't. NT by I'm sane. 02/27/2013, 1:14pm PST
Hey I'm a dumb asshole, check it NT by School is for fools 02/27/2013, 5:53pm PST
Recipe candidates were atcually kind of tough by The Happiness Engine 02/27/2013, 4:33pm PST
Once I posted an actual recipe everyone shut the fuck up :( NT by The Sadness Engine 03/02/2013, 3:51pm PST
I'm back. Paul. TDARCOS. This sound good? by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2013, 10:59am PST
I can't believe I have to be the one to say this. by The Happiness Engine 02/26/2013, 8:16pm PST
Yes, I know when it's a soup, you make it with more broth by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/26/2013, 10:14pm PST
I miss my favorite character, the saucepan with smoke pouring out of it by Vested Id 02/26/2013, 10:45pm PST
Re: A new cooking video is available: Slop by Shamed Faced Mysterio 02/26/2013, 10:47pm PST
Here's two of my other videos where I show I'm in a wheelchair by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/27/2013, 10:48am PST
Don't, fellow Mysterio, DONT-ahhh too late. Didn't you read the sign? NT by "do not encourage the tacos" 02/27/2013, 1:12pm PST
Tacos? What tacos? This is chili and ramen, not Mexican food! NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 7:10am PST
I did it for you, Paul! by fabio 02/27/2013, 1:37pm PST
I absolutely love it! It's hilarious. Where are your lawyers so I can sue you? NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/28/2013, 1:32am PST
Excellent! NT by Don Rogers 03/04/2013, 10:29am PST
Out-fucking-standing. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2013, 7:35pm PST
Something about Gale Garnet's 1964 "We'll Sing in the Sunshine" by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/08/2013, 7:02am PST
About sharing something and how it's supposed to be done by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 11/26/2012, 1:12pm PST
But the canned croissant tastes so much better after you stab a man for it. NT by MM 11/26/2012, 1:19pm PST
True. Blood is thicker than water. And much tastier. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 12/12/2012, 8:19am PST
You watch too much TV. You should get out more, get some fresh air and exercise NT by ORRR JUST GO FUCK YOURSELF 11/26/2012, 1:51pm PST
You should submit this to Asperger's Digest NT by Entropy Stew 11/26/2012, 3:15pm PST
Welcome back, bro by Souffle of Pain 11/26/2012, 7:59pm PST
"The result of a coin flip is determined by who flips it." NT by Thoughts from a 50-year-old dumbass 11/27/2012, 7:45am PST
You're the dumbass; I said result is determined by the one who DOESN'T flip it. NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/23/2013, 2:11am PST
*facepalm* NT by the entire fucking audience 02/23/2013, 5:24am PST
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