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question for TDARCOS by Mysterio 03/23/2017, 7:44pm PDT NEW
    About one's personal beliefs by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/24/2017, 9:49am PDT NEW
        Re: About one's personal beliefs by John Wayne 03/24/2017, 2:15pm PDT NEW
        A pretty good fake Dr Tacos, but too blatant. C- NT by The Happiness Engine 03/24/2017, 3:54pm PDT NEW
            Now I really do want Paul's take! by Conterfeit TARDCOS Watch 03/25/2017, 3:39pm PDT NEW
        Did you actually READ the article I linked? by Mischief Maker 03/26/2017, 11:43pm PDT NEW
            I read into it more as exemplarary of her beliefs by BUT you're the smart guy! Yesterday, 12:04am PDT NEW
                It IS. Just slowly. by Mischief Maker Yesterday, 5:02am PDT NEW
                    At least we have a common enemy in DC NT by Moralhighground Maker Yesterday, 10:02pm PDT NEW

Today's funniest comment by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/26/2017, 4:24am PDT NEW
    Paul is so full of shit, if you gave him an enema he'd fit in a normal coffin NT by Eurotrash 03/26/2017, 11:41am PDT NEW

The Committer's Guide - A recommendation over disagreements by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/11/2017, 1:59am PST NEW
    Where do you think you are, Slate Star Codex? by blackwater 03/11/2017, 9:09pm PST NEW
    Turns out it usually IS questionable parentage after all NT by Beastie 03/12/2017, 8:25am PDT NEW

What the Qu'ran (Koran) says about non-muslims by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/10/2017, 1:44pm PST NEW
    https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Medieval_Ethno_religious_Frontier.html? NT by laudablepuss 03/10/2017, 2:47pm PST NEW
        Re: https://books.google.com/books/about/The_Medieval_Ethno_religious_Frontier by laudablepuss 03/10/2017, 2:50pm PST NEW
    That's what the forum was lacking NT by Youtube comments 03/10/2017, 3:42pm PST NEW
    TDARCOS initiates Red Pill protocols by Cretinous Reprobate 03/10/2017, 8:32pm PST NEW
    A clarification by blackwater 03/11/2017, 9:05pm PST NEW

New cooking vid! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 03/07/2017, 7:48pm PST NEW

Climate Change and Scientific Consensus by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2017, 8:28am PST NEW
    I believe this will answer your question. by Science 02/23/2017, 10:18am PST NEW
    You dismiss the consensus of scientists as "hogwash", but then seek answers on a NT by bbs where people call you autistic? 02/23/2017, 1:55pm PST NEW
        Well, they DO seem to know what they're talking about. NT by SCIENCE GODDAMMIT!!!! 02/23/2017, 4:30pm PST NEW
        Why do you distoet what I say? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2017, 7:36pm PST NEW
            Scientific consensus isn't a by fan club 02/24/2017, 12:10pm PST NEW
    Tell us about your new book and WhenHub NT by Tansin A. Dilberito 02/23/2017, 5:03pm PST NEW
    What exactly are you asking for? by blackwater 02/23/2017, 5:31pm PST NEW
        Everyone is more interested in being right than getting the answer, as with pret NT by ty much everything else. 02/23/2017, 6:42pm PST NEW
            It's kind of interesting what people can make themselves believe. by blackwater 03/01/2017, 3:19pm PST NEW
                Well, I'll be a NT by Monkey's Uncle 03/01/2017, 3:44pm PST NEW
                Re: It's kind of interesting what people can make themselves believe. by Roop 03/02/2017, 10:51pm PST NEW
                    Yeah, the media coverage has been really annoying by blackwater 03/04/2017, 12:11pm PST NEW
                        The mental divide humans have between "nature" and "us" is the crucial flaw. by pinback 03/04/2017, 4:30pm PST NEW
                            you're crazy NT by Eurotrash 03/06/2017, 12:29am PST NEW
                                Thank you. NT by pinback 03/06/2017, 12:33pm PST NEW
    I preferred you when you were all about by food poisoning 02/23/2017, 7:16pm PST NEW

Possible Karma response to the PewDiePie attack by the Wall Street Jounral by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/22/2017, 7:39pm PST NEW
    Is it worth defending shit media for children so you can attack CNN or whatever? by Worm 02/22/2017, 7:53pm PST NEW
        I am enjoying Paul's time capsule summaries NT by tdarcos.rss 02/22/2017, 8:00pm PST NEW
        Here are my hot takes on this. by Kenny Mayne 02/22/2017, 8:38pm PST NEW
        It was a lazy hitpiece taking a dumb joke out of context to ruin someone by blackwater 02/22/2017, 10:55pm PST NEW
            Jesus Christ by Worm 02/23/2017, 6:52am PST NEW
                Re: Jesus Christ by blackwater 02/23/2017, 6:00pm PST NEW
                    Re: Jesus Christ by Worm 02/23/2017, 9:24pm PST NEW
            Re: It was a lazy hitpiece taking a dumb joke out of context to ruin someone by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2017, 7:47am PST NEW
        "Death to all jews" | "Subscribe to Keemstar" by Vested Id 02/23/2017, 4:35am PST NEW
        Re: Is it worth defending shit media ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2017, 7:45am PST NEW
            Yeah I bet it was really surprising those guys would hold up that sign. by Worm 02/23/2017, 8:08am PST NEW
                He didn't know he was going to be working for Disney & it wasn't antisemitic by blackwater 02/23/2017, 6:15pm PST NEW
                    Is Disney in the business of paying teenagers to call people fags? Is that what NT by iCarly was about? You moron? 02/23/2017, 7:06pm PST NEW
                    Quick googling, Disney bought maker in 2014, he did the video last month. by Worm 02/23/2017, 7:44pm PST NEW
                        OK, that's fair. He's an idiot. by blackwater 02/28/2017, 8:40am PST NEW
    He might have to quit by YouTube forever 02/23/2017, 3:50am PST NEW
        No, He won't have to quit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2017, 7:53am PST NEW

In honor of the European attacks, I present this hilarious video by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/25/2017, 8:57am PST NEW

My First Hashtag: #IndictYvetteFelarca by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2017, 8:12pm PST NEW
    Did you remember to link caltrops in the hashtag to help Robb increase traffic NT by to this site? 02/23/2017, 8:46pm PST NEW
    Where can we go to enjoy your new hashtag in its fullest expression? NT by pinback 02/24/2017, 3:04pm PST NEW
    She should at least be fired by Vested Id 02/24/2017, 4:37pm PST NEW

Say Hello to MEP Marine LePen. She may very likely be France's next president. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/19/2017, 1:16am PST NEW
    Her niece Marion MarĂ©chal Le Pen, in France's Parliament, is feisty too! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/19/2017, 1:25am PST NEW
    Being called "racist" or suffering horrific violence by a foreign culture, NT by their election could go either way. 02/19/2017, 3:26am PST NEW
    If you don't want to get raped, stay away from Scandinavia NT by a retard 02/19/2017, 11:39am PST NEW
    this is exactly what Europe needs by Eurotrash 02/19/2017, 2:36pm PST NEW
        She's the politician Europe needs right now, but not the one it deserves? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/19/2017, 7:20pm PST NEW
            Now I'm confused by is she Batman or Hitler? 02/19/2017, 9:11pm PST NEW
                I'll take Batman over the Eifel Tower rapists NT by time for skeptics to visit Paris 02/19/2017, 10:08pm PST NEW
                I see you answered your own question by Eurotrash 02/20/2017, 3:08am PST NEW
    Le Pen, daughter of Le Pen by Vested Id 02/19/2017, 4:39pm PST NEW
        Re: Le Pen, daughter of Le Pen by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/19/2017, 7:16pm PST NEW
            Re: Le Pen, daughter of Le Pen by Vested Id 02/19/2017, 10:32pm PST NEW
    Angela Merkel travels to La-La-Land by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/20/2017, 3:17am PST NEW
        Re: Angela Merkel travels to La-La-Land by Vested Id 02/20/2017, 3:48am PST NEW
        Re: Angela Merkel travels to La-La-Land by the German police 02/20/2017, 6:01am PST NEW
            It's not hard to find evidence rapes are being covered up by authorities by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/21/2017, 9:42am PST NEW
                it's not really rape, they just don't understand our culture! Fuckin 'ell NT by Eurotrash 02/21/2017, 9:51am PST NEW
                Paul reads the Daily Express NT by SUPERFOOD THAT CURES ALZHEIMER'S 02/21/2017, 12:18pm PST NEW
                    But shouldn't there be an abundance of news stories about how the muslims are NT by good for Europe? Seems suspicious. 02/21/2017, 2:11pm PST NEW
                        This just in: by The Muslims are Good for Europe 02/21/2017, 5:41pm PST NEW
                            You'd think with all of that damage control they're running for the bad, that NT by they'd find time for the good? 02/21/2017, 6:49pm PST NEW
                                Damage control? Who's they? by Reptiloids 02/23/2017, 3:53am PST NEW
                                    Yeah, the media is critical of Europe's immigration policies after the violence. NT by Candlelight vigils and tolerance. 02/23/2017, 1:02pm PST NEW
        Europe's just accepting unlimited rape and jihad long enough for their magic NT by soil to kick in. 02/20/2017, 10:17am PST NEW
            This is great: we get TDARCOS 'weighing in' on the crisis by AND magic soil mentioned 02/20/2017, 9:57pm PST NEW
                There's also the hierarchy of oppression, so it's time+gps coordinates+more NT by welfare=complete integration. 02/20/2017, 10:37pm PST NEW
        They all have to go back, even the ones that aren't raping and murdering are NT by still a huge tax burden. 02/21/2017, 11:58am PST NEW
            A lot of them pay taxes by Vested Id 02/21/2017, 2:23pm PST NEW
                I was referring to Europe's problem, but yes, our illegal immigrants have to go NT by back as well. 02/21/2017, 2:37pm PST NEW

The Chicago Teenager Attack: I hate feeling this way. And someone else is upset by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/21/2017, 11:06pm PST NEW
    Time to destroy your own neighborhood in impotent rage! Or just relax and let NT by the system do what it does best. 02/22/2017, 12:27am PST NEW
        Riots don't happen when people are immediately booked and charged, surprise. by Worm 02/22/2017, 9:45am PST NEW
            Who or what is to blame for the marginalization? NT by A reasonable question. 02/22/2017, 12:23pm PST NEW
                Fast-twitch muscle fibers. NT by Worm 02/22/2017, 1:37pm PST NEW
                    It sounds like you don't know what you're talking about, and that's why you NT by have to get so defensive about it. 02/22/2017, 2:04pm PST NEW
                        Keep it to one base, Billy. NT by pinback 02/22/2017, 4:44pm PST NEW
    Re: The Chicago Teenager Attack: I hate feeling this way. And someone else by Mysterio 02/22/2017, 7:00am PST NEW
    Your transformation into a Trump voter is nearly complete. by dr. no 02/22/2017, 11:08pm PST NEW

My name is... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/12/2017, 10:41pm PST NEW
    Paul, you need to express this sonically. Don't forget to wear a clock. by Bob Hope 02/12/2017, 11:11pm PST NEW
    slim shady NT by Eurotrash 02/13/2017, 1:54am PST NEW
        So much for your "autism" claim. The above was a forged post by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 02/13/2017, 10:37am PST NEW
            We know b/c it made sense, also your little backtick thing is fucking annoying. NT by The Happiness Engine 02/13/2017, 3:42pm PST NEW
            that post alone is proof enough of autism NT by Eurotrash 02/19/2017, 3:57am PST NEW
    autism NT by . 02/13/2017, 4:42am PST NEW
    Dancing is forbidden! NT by pinback 02/13/2017, 10:39am PST NEW

How to destroy a message post by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 02/09/2017, 9:50am PST NEW
    Another long post, further proof of mental and neurological health. NT by QED 02/09/2017, 2:12pm PST NEW
    also try alt-f4, yank your computer's power cord, and throw your modem in the by Eurotrash 02/09/2017, 4:53pm PST NEW
        You really don't get it, do you? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 02/09/2017, 7:21pm PST NEW
            microwaves only boost the cpu clock rate, no damage, try it out by Eurotrash 02/10/2017, 9:37am PST NEW
                TDarcos, you don't have to answer that by he knows you don't believe him 02/10/2017, 3:13pm PST NEW
                Re: microwaves only boost the cpu clock rate, no damage, try it out by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 02/13/2017, 10:39am PST NEW
        You robbed us of a perfect NT NT by Vested Id 02/10/2017, 1:02pm PST NEW
            Ha! It feels good... It feels good to laugh again. NT by pinback 02/10/2017, 2:35pm PST NEW
    Don't let these jerks get you down. I actually enjoyed reading something nice NT by here for a change. 02/09/2017, 5:55pm PST NEW
    Title I typed in before hitting backspace in chrome by Entropy Stew 02/10/2017, 10:08am PST NEW
        Confirmed! Paul, time to switch to Chrome. NT by pinback 02/10/2017, 12:32pm PST NEW
            :( NT by netscape 02/10/2017, 4:44pm PST NEW
            Depends. Is there a version of Chrome available for System 7? NT by blackwater 02/10/2017, 10:20pm PST NEW

Here is the BIG reason your claims I have autism are not just wrong, but stupid by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 01/31/2017, 3:25pm PST NEW
    edited highlights by cretinous quack 01/31/2017, 5:43pm PST NEW
        Re: edited highlights by Eurotrash 02/01/2017, 4:02pm PST NEW
            Eurotrash, you're getting contaminated by the cretinous reprobates here by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 02/02/2017, 12:38pm PST NEW
                Aha! I will point out to the jury that the hired actor was ALSO a "piece of shit by Eurotrash 02/02/2017, 1:20pm PST NEW
    Could you at least agree on borderline autistic? Or even a tinge more autistic NT by than normal people? 01/31/2017, 6:05pm PST NEW
    the fact that you start this topic FUCKING AGAINNNN only serves to make you look by Eurotrash 02/01/2017, 1:52am PST NEW
        Because people keep rudely bringing it back up. You don't need to keep making it NT by all about you all of the time. 02/01/2017, 10:51am PST NEW
            I don't need a lot of things NT by Eurotrash 02/01/2017, 3:51pm PST NEW
                I don't have a lot of things. by BB 02/02/2017, 3:01pm PST NEW

I'll say this about Paul. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/31/2017, 10:39pm PST NEW
    "...would have a hell of a better reputation if it were all clones of Paul" by Eurotrash 02/01/2017, 1:46am PST NEW
        Don't point any fingers at me. by you jerk. 02/01/2017, 6:19am PST NEW
            Wow, I wonder who this is! It's so very difficult to tell, since he didn't sign NT by it! 02/01/2017, 7:51am PST NEW
                I'm pretty sure this is about how other people are being a jerk to Paul, NT by please stay on topic. 02/01/2017, 8:37am PST NEW
            oh so you just wanted to be part of the Paul bashing club? by Eurotrash 02/01/2017, 3:41pm PST NEW
                Re: oh so you just wanted to be part of the Paul bashing club? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 02/02/2017, 12:03pm PST NEW
                Re: oh so you just wanted to be part of the Paul bashing club? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos` 02/02/2017, 12:07pm PST NEW
                No, not anymore. Someone brought up a strong argument against it that I couldn't NT by argue with. Plus, I like Paul. 02/02/2017, 12:07pm PST NEW
    Paul's base is my favorite by blackwater 02/01/2017, 10:50am PST NEW
        I was mimicking the drones here. If you didn't find it amusing, then maybe you NT by are part of the problem? 02/01/2017, 11:11am PST NEW
            No, the problem is always you. Unfortunately, we can't ban you here, like on Jo NT by lt Country. Idiot. 02/01/2017, 11:14am PST NEW
                I'm sorry, I thought this topic was about treating Paul better? Your reading NT by comprehension skills are terrible. 02/01/2017, 11:23am PST NEW
                    Please, I beg of you, do better. Or go back to the youtube comments by Eurotrash 02/01/2017, 3:47pm PST NEW
                        We've tried for months. It's not going to happen. He's just awful everywhere, NT by and loves it. 02/01/2017, 7:36pm PST NEW
    Re: I'll say this about Paul. by Vested Id 02/01/2017, 8:03pm PST NEW
    I like Paul, anyone who attacks him (and means it) is a jerk. NT by I never meant it. 02/02/2017, 4:34am PST NEW
        and he's the model of fucking mental health compared to you NT by gooo awaaaaay 02/02/2017, 5:37am PST NEW
            Don't you have your own base to make things all about your feelings? NT by You should go there. 02/02/2017, 6:00am PST NEW

Donald Trump doesn't know how to win by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/24/2017, 7:28pm PST NEW
    What you failed to realize was... by pinback 01/25/2017, 4:09am PST NEW
        Re: What you failed to realize was... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/25/2017, 7:32am PST NEW
            Your response was in absolutely no way related to what I said. NT by pinback 01/25/2017, 8:24am PST NEW
                SHUT UP YOU SWINE. Your mental capacity is like a 5 1/4 inch floppy next to by Eurotrash 01/25/2017, 11:31am PST NEW
                    "Alternative", I think, was the joke you were going for? NT by pinback 01/25/2017, 12:11pm PST NEW
                        No man, augmented is right. Paul is clearly a sane person with the added benefit by Eurotrash 01/26/2017, 1:29am PST NEW
    Re: Donald Trump doesn't know how to win by Donald Trump 01/25/2017, 5:02pm PST NEW
    The people who tell us voter fraud is minimal are the same people who said Trump by could never, ever win 01/25/2017, 8:21pm PST NEW
        India has voter IDs and has huge turnout NT by John Oliver 01/25/2017, 9:24pm PST NEW
        Those people tell you to not kill yourself too. by Worm 01/25/2017, 10:07pm PST NEW
        Re: Voter fraud by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/28/2017, 10:00am PST NEW
            Paul, you brought up how voters should have to present ID on Caltrops here by : 01/31/2017, 11:40am PST NEW
                Stop doing that. It's not funny, it's mean-spirited, and worst of all, it's bor NT by ing as fuck. 01/31/2017, 12:53pm PST NEW
                    You brought up a number of good points, I will stop doing that. NT by turned over a new leaf 01/31/2017, 1:49pm PST NEW

A new food video is out: Can I eat a whole pizza in one sitting? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/04/2017, 7:20pm PST NEW
    P.S. Five hours later I had massive diarrhea! Maybe it was too rich? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/05/2017, 12:15am PST NEW
    I hope that delivery guy signed a waiver agreeing to be on this. NT by Youtube Legal Department 01/05/2017, 5:02am PST NEW
    I thought this would put me off pizza forever. by pinback 01/05/2017, 5:10am PST NEW
        Someone should make a cooking show where everything is really gross. by blackwater 01/05/2017, 4:00pm PST NEW
            Way ahead of you! *lemonade, heavy cream, vodka* by Sandra Lee 01/05/2017, 4:14pm PST NEW
                This is my favorite thing on the internet so far in 2017. Thank you, whoever yo NT by pinback 01/05/2017, 4:23pm PST NEW
                    you're banned NT by ban man 01/09/2017, 3:36pm PST NEW
            Re: Someone should make a cooking show where everything is really gross. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/24/2017, 6:54pm PST NEW

A Challenger Appears by The Happiness Engine 06/28/2014, 11:14pm PDT NEW
    A fellow scandinavian asshole! Good shit NT by Eurotrash 06/29/2014, 5:59am PDT NEW
    "Parsley Make Anything Mothafuckin Thang Taste Good" by The Happiness Engine 08/06/2014, 9:40pm PDT NEW
    Re: A Challenger Appears by The Happiness Engine 11/13/2016, 12:25pm PST NEW
    No, I don't think you are. by The Happiness Engine 01/08/2017, 10:38am PST NEW
        Holy Shit by The Happiness Engine 01/08/2017, 11:27am PST NEW
            did that guy just use a cooking thermometer for cooking a fucking hot dog? by Eurotrash 01/08/2017, 12:36pm PST NEW
                and then I got to the eating part. Well... you DID put a trigger warning, heh by Eurotrash 01/08/2017, 12:44pm PST NEW
                    You want gross, check out the related eating contest video. NT by The Happiness Engine 01/09/2017, 3:20pm PST NEW
                        yes i want gross BUT NOT THAT GROSS JESUS CHRIST NT by Eurotrash 01/10/2017, 3:51pm PST NEW

Paying Paul some respect for once. by Not a bait and switch for once. 12/08/2016, 11:23pm PST NEW
    I am shocked and amazed by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/09/2016, 7:01am PST NEW
    I gotta admit, I agree with this. by Kenny Mayne 12/09/2016, 7:04am PST NEW
        I appreciate the Commander NT by Cretinous Reprobate 12/10/2016, 1:06pm PST NEW
    he has a great sense of humor and a sharp wit by Eurotrash 12/10/2016, 1:30pm PST NEW
        The other complements in this thread are actually true. by Mysterio 12/10/2016, 3:46pm PST NEW
            wow way to low key accuse Paul of having crippling autism, pal. Real nice by Eurotrash 12/11/2016, 2:44pm PST NEW
        Re: he has a great sense of humor and a sharp wit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/11/2016, 8:20am PST NEW
            merry christmas Paul. See you at church? NT by Eurotrash 12/11/2016, 2:45pm PST NEW
    Hear, hear. Merry non-denominational holiday season to you, Commander by blackwater 12/10/2016, 5:21pm PST NEW
    He always maintains a positive outlook on things. by also... 12/12/2016, 11:51pm PST NEW
    I really enjoy reading what he has to write, by seriously... 12/13/2016, 12:18am PST NEW
        Re: I really enjoy reading what he has to write, by Art is dead man 12/31/2016, 9:57pm PST NEW
    Paul is incredibly forgiving of good-natured humor, he would never report NT by somebody for an IP ban. 12/14/2016, 3:35pm PST NEW

Oh, I have problems... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/16/2016, 4:15pm PST NEW
    "This just in..." by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/16/2016, 4:46pm PST NEW
    You're making a Mochrie of Colin's strenuous rape denials. NT by From now on your name is Greg Poops 12/16/2016, 6:42pm PST NEW
        The Lighter Side of Heavier Fare NT by Another FAT joke 12/17/2016, 5:31pm PST NEW
    Re: Oh, I have problems... by Eurotrash 12/22/2016, 9:32am PST NEW
    Don't forget that you are also a fat pig with autism. NT by Forgot how calling you that felt... 12/30/2016, 3:17am PST NEW
        It felt pretty good and appropriate. NT by thank you. 12/30/2016, 3:23am PST NEW
        He's actually down 120 pounds since late 2014 by How's your health, by the way? 12/30/2016, 11:58am PST NEW
            As long as you're not debating his autism, I'll give you this one. NT by of course a 6-pack. 12/30/2016, 6:26pm PST NEW
    Don't forget you also have crippling autism, congrats on the weight loss though! NT by This needs cleaned up a bit. 12/30/2016, 6:31pm PST NEW

This is absolutely hilarious! A 'meta' Rick Roll by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/22/2016, 1:13am PST NEW
    This was absolute shit, and I am a huge fan of your posts. NT by Figuratively. 12/22/2016, 1:31am PST NEW
    RICK. ASTLEY. HA. HA. HA. NT by Paul's robot brain 12/22/2016, 6:12am PST NEW

Quit saying I have mental problems! Here's the real thing... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/30/2016, 8:15am PST NEW
    They said I was mad ... NT by I'll show them who's mad! 11/30/2016, 8:44am PST NEW
    I'm not an expert, but am pretty sure that's mostly drunk NT by Mysterio 11/30/2016, 8:44am PST NEW
    Well if liberal snark made us lose maybe conservative snark will even it out. by Worm 11/30/2016, 10:26am PST NEW
    Is is still ok to make fun of you for being a disgusting cripple? NT by Because you are. 11/30/2016, 12:43pm PST NEW
        Well, it's like this... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/30/2016, 10:53pm PST NEW
            Correction by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/30/2016, 11:01pm PST NEW
                There ought to be punctuation for tucking your thumbs into your suspenders. NT by *golf swing* 12/01/2016, 2:15am PST NEW
    That's just stupidity, not the same as insanity by Eurotrash 12/01/2016, 9:19am PST NEW
        Re: That's just stupidity, not the same as insanity by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/11/2016, 10:51pm PST NEW
        There is something I believe you missed by ... 12/12/2016, 12:53am PST NEW
            Re: There is something I believe you missed by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/12/2016, 1:54pm PST NEW
            You guys are so mean to him, and he's just trying to participate. :( NT by pinback 12/12/2016, 4:30pm PST NEW
                It's funny because you are just mimicking Paul's very reasonable defense, by I see what you did there. 12/12/2016, 5:17pm PST NEW
                    no you can't, don't even try! by tripwire for the Autismo-5000 12/12/2016, 10:45pm PST NEW
                        Re: no you can't, don't even try! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/13/2016, 3:10pm PST NEW
                            For Paul, this is a pretty good joke! NT by The Happiness Engine 12/14/2016, 3:18pm PST NEW
            Re: There is something I believe you missed by Kenny Mayne 12/13/2016, 8:29am PST NEW
                You are a fat pig with autism. NT by lower than Paul and ashamed of it. 12/13/2016, 3:09pm PST NEW
                    It would actually be more interesting if you people were hyper-positive. by Kenji Carter 12/14/2016, 11:59am PST NEW
                    Just let him participate, you fucking losers. NT by Souffle of Pain 12/14/2016, 12:19pm PST NEW
    Re: Quit saying I have mental problems! Here's the real thing... by Bradley Svedka. 12/14/2016, 2:52pm PST NEW

Too good a deal to pass up by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/23/2016, 6:48pm PST NEW
    I forgot to mention... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/23/2016, 6:52pm PST NEW
    Happy Thanksgiving, TDARCOS by Cretinous Reprobate 11/23/2016, 8:35pm PST NEW
        It's frustrating, because he won't put them on Amazon's Kindle. NT by Kenny Mayne 11/26/2016, 6:28pm PST NEW
        JAZ disc where it's at. But ya gotta upgrade to SCSI! NT by Roop 11/26/2016, 7:15pm PST NEW
    what, they didn't have a zip disk? NT by Eurotrash 11/26/2016, 12:48am PST NEW
        Zip disks by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/27/2016, 12:41pm PST NEW
            The alternate I had was a Sytquest NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/27/2016, 3:29pm PST NEW
                You are a fat piggy with autism. NT by just felt like being a jerk. 11/27/2016, 7:18pm PST NEW
            Re: Zip disks by Eurotrash 12/01/2016, 9:27am PST NEW
                small files and (today's) large files by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/02/2016, 8:08pm PST NEW
                    I think that was supposed to be a joke about you being a fat pig. NT by you also have autism. 12/02/2016, 10:39pm PST NEW
                        yes, it was NT by Eurotrash 12/03/2016, 10:03am PST NEW
                        Paul's a pretty nice guy, actually. You should be ashamed of yourself. by Mysterio 12/03/2016, 1:27pm PST NEW
                            You are also a fat pig with autism. NT by Autisio 12/03/2016, 5:43pm PST NEW
                            One (1) box of 'shame' by RETURN TO SENDER 12/03/2016, 11:29pm PST NEW
                    This is second to THE LOCUST FILES by Spectrum Detector 12/03/2016, 11:28pm PST NEW
                        Re: This is second to THE LOCUST FILES by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/04/2016, 3:58pm PST NEW
                            TDARCOS continues mumbling to the wall by Couldn't save that bacon 12/04/2016, 9:01pm PST NEW
                                Actually, I think Paul is onto something here, by take for example: 12/04/2016, 9:37pm PST NEW
                                    Re: Actually, I think Paul is onto something here, by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/11/2016, 10:39pm PST NEW

A parody Kenny Logins song about taking a dump, "This is Shit" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/11/2016, 9:05am PST NEW

Top 10 reasons Dr. Who is better than Jesus by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/10/2016, 10:18am PST NEW
    Disney princess A would totally beat B in a fight by because, you see, *numbered list* 12/10/2016, 11:30am PST NEW
        Also, 'Cohen', 'blood covenant' by put the puzzle together TDARCOS 12/10/2016, 11:34am PST NEW
    it's never too late to repent, Paul. Jesus will forgive you NT by Eurotrash 12/10/2016, 1:39pm PST NEW
    Re: Top 10 reasons Dr. Who is better than Jesus by The Icarus Factor 12/10/2016, 4:45pm PST NEW
        I have never watched Dr. Who, I just thought the original item was funny NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/11/2016, 8:23am PST NEW

A new (non cooking) food video is out, but you won't find it here by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/04/2016, 4:53pm PDT NEW
    It looks like you don't bathe regularly. NT by you googlie eyed fuck. 12/03/2016, 11:59pm PST NEW
        Please don't be vulgar. Sugarcoat it a bit, goes down so much easier NT by Eurotrash 12/10/2016, 1:34pm PST NEW

How to get mail without an address (in the U.S. anyway) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/04/2016, 4:26pm PST NEW
    I'm guessing the gift was a kidney packed into an igloo cooler with dry ice. NT by And it probably wasn't yours. 12/04/2016, 4:46pm PST NEW
        Naw, he's cool NT by Mysterio 12/04/2016, 7:50pm PST NEW
    amazing story by Eurotrash 12/05/2016, 10:35am PST NEW
        Stains, No-Brains, and Wheelchairs NT by Starring TDARCOS (as Himself) 12/06/2016, 9:45pm PST NEW
    Re: How to get mail without an address (in the U.S. anyway) by Daniel Berkhart 12/06/2016, 8:03pm PST NEW
        barcodes by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/09/2016, 7:32am PST NEW

Good news, everyone! by dr. no 11/27/2016, 9:59pm PST NEW
    give Paul a badge and a gun, cop car lights on his wheelchair NT by Eurotrash 12/01/2016, 9:22am PST NEW

Funny lines and bumper stickers by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/27/2016, 8:09pm PST NEW
    #25 is a gem, where can I order 16 000 of them for my chain of novelty stores? NT by Max Spencer 11/27/2016, 8:59pm PST NEW
        52 bumper stickers you WON'T believe!!! NT by TDARCOS: clickbait trainee 11/27/2016, 9:05pm PST NEW

A new cooking video is out! Bacon wrapped filets by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/20/2016, 9:45pm PDT NEW
    Don't get all dressed up on our account. NT by pinback 10/21/2016, 8:33am PDT NEW
    "It's cooked medium, all gray inside." NT by pinback 10/21/2016, 8:52am PDT NEW
    I actually haven't watched any of your recent cooking vids by Eurotrash 10/21/2016, 2:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: I actually haven't watched any of your recent cooking vids by laudablepuss 10/21/2016, 3:01pm PDT NEW
            I don't know, but she did legit list it as one of her reasons for throwing me ou by Eurotrash 11/06/2016, 12:44pm PST NEW
    You fat fucking sperg: ketchup does not belong on hot dogs. by The Happiness Engine 10/21/2016, 4:56pm PDT NEW

Caltrops has shocked me with something unexpected. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/03/2016, 2:58am PDT NEW
    We're through the looking glass here, people. NT by Reverse Vampire 11/03/2016, 2:10pm PDT NEW
    A spammer injected a table or some shit into a post and broke the styling. meh. NT by The Happiness Engine 11/03/2016, 3:56pm PDT NEW
        Tonight on TDARCOS Mysteries by The Case of the Unexpected Bots! 11/04/2016, 12:00am PDT NEW
        No, I don't think they broke the style by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/05/2016, 8:27am PDT NEW
            I was wrong. They broke forum #. I'll mention it to Jonsey as it's a neat trick NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/05/2016, 8:48am PDT NEW
                Two second overview by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/05/2016, 11:50am PDT NEW
                    Re: Two second overview by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/05/2016, 4:25pm PDT NEW
                        no biggie and yet you wrote that fucking clickbait SHOCKING post title by Eurotrash 11/06/2016, 12:23pm PST NEW

And now, again why I don't have Asperger syndrome nor Autism by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/20/2016, 2:19pm PDT NEW
    spergout.txt NT by again, I'm sDx neurotypical 10/20/2016, 9:28pm PDT NEW
    No fucking way, he's still going on about this? Are you fucking shitting me? by Eurotrash 10/21/2016, 2:06pm PDT NEW
        Re: No fucking way, he's still going on about this? Are you fucking shitting me? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/21/2016, 8:18pm PDT NEW
            "Dismissing it", other than writing pages arguing about it every three weeks. NT by The Autism Fairy 10/22/2016, 5:26am PDT NEW
                Well, they apparently want to raise the subject, not I by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/25/2016, 5:24pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Well, they apparently want to raise the subject, not I by laudablepuss 10/25/2016, 5:30pm PDT NEW
                        Speaking of the 1000 pages by A Cretinous Reprobate 10/25/2016, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Well, they apparently want to raise the subject, not I by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/27/2016, 8:37am PDT NEW
                            You used to quote your own shit constantly by laudablepuss 10/27/2016, 9:35am PDT NEW
                                Re: You used to quote your own shit constantly by Eurotrash 11/06/2016, 12:15pm PST NEW

Are they kidding me? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/31/2016, 11:51am PDT NEW
    And that was how they lost what could have been their biggest customer. NT by Literally 10/31/2016, 12:22pm PDT NEW
    Your NANPA and NANMA called by laudablepuss 10/31/2016, 2:12pm PDT NEW
    http://www.webmd.com/diabetes/diabetes-blurred-vision NT by the facts of life 10/31/2016, 2:27pm PDT NEW
    You should have really taken the call, we were going to fund your SaaS company by blackwater 10/31/2016, 3:50pm PDT NEW

I will not be celebrating Halloween. I am out of two mandatory items by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/31/2016, 1:01pm PDT NEW
    *drops greasy Tdarcosburger into kid's bag* NT by laudablepuss 10/31/2016, 2:38pm PDT NEW

A new method of shipping beer by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/25/2016, 6:08pm PDT NEW
    I before E except after C or in proper nouns not necessarily of by English origin 10/26/2016, 9:29am PDT NEW

A new cooking video is out: French Toast by ommander Tansin A. Darcos 09/23/2016, 10:39am PDT NEW
    I already love it just because of your new food-related rank NT by laudablepuss 09/23/2016, 11:54am PDT NEW
    I knew you weren't dead yet. by Deathclock 09/23/2016, 1:01pm PDT NEW
    Rejoice! He is alive! by CattleHumper 09/23/2016, 1:25pm PDT NEW
        Re: Rejoice! He is alive! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/25/2016, 12:10pm PDT NEW
            New cooking video coming by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/20/2016, 2:31pm PDT NEW

This video comment about "Youtube heroes" is hilarious and a little... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/14/2016, 9:43am PDT NEW
    Points! NT by Chris Hardwick 10/14/2016, 10:30am PDT NEW

A new (non-cooking) Video is out! - "Unboxing Cookware" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/04/2016, 10:45am PDT NEW
    Sensor noise as fauvist pointillism; by TDARCOS NT by Vested Id 10/04/2016, 2:46pm PDT NEW

A new (non-cooking) Video is out! (Climible in bed 2011) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/04/2016, 12:54pm PDT NEW

On the fundamental axioms of existence by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/29/2016, 6:42pm PDT NEW
    so until a couple years ago, you thought you were living in the matrix by Eurotrash 09/29/2016, 11:44pm PDT NEW
        Re: so until a couple years ago, you thought you were living in the matrix by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/30/2016, 3:25pm PDT NEW
    *fails Philosophy 101* NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/30/2016, 6:35am PDT NEW
    He wrote this in response to one of my posts on Jolt Country. by pinback 09/30/2016, 7:21am PDT NEW
        The Commander's retort on by his questioned online persona 10/01/2016, 1:43pm PDT NEW
    We're still not convinced you exist. by the lurkers 09/30/2016, 1:53pm PDT NEW
        Re: We're still not convinced you exist. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/30/2016, 3:28pm PDT NEW
            Everyone knows lurkers exist. NT by You, on the other hand ... 10/01/2016, 6:10am PDT NEW

Automatic teh correction by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/25/2016, 12:15pm PDT NEW
    not sure if ator NT by Eurotrash 09/26/2016, 11:05am PDT NEW
        No authenticity signature, obvious fake. NT by pinback 09/26/2016, 11:20am PDT NEW

Can we stop pretending that TDARCOS is real? by dr. no 09/14/2016, 10:46pm PDT NEW
    also the fake videos have shit CGI, I think the creator stole assets from by Eurotrash 09/15/2016, 12:17am PDT NEW
    I was fine with him until he got co-opted by the alt-right NT by Roop 09/15/2016, 1:37am PDT NEW
    Re: Can we stop pretending that TDARCOS is real? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/15/2016, 10:27pm PDT NEW
        He came here NT by When ICJ banned him from joltcountr 09/16/2016, 8:07am PDT NEW
            Another awful mod! Thank god we have a great . . . wait NT by laudablepuss 09/16/2016, 12:32pm PDT NEW
    Can you stop pretending that YOUR BRAIN is real? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2016, 3:26pm PDT NEW
        So you admit that Tansin A. Darcos is "fictitious" by dr. no 09/19/2016, 8:01pm PDT NEW
            The beautiful bureaucratic response by Top notch paulpost 09/19/2016, 9:37pm PDT NEW
            Re: So you admit that Tansin A. Darcos is "fictitious" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/20/2016, 3:31am PDT NEW
        Who has shell corporations to prove they're real? Imaginary ones, that's who! by Roop 09/20/2016, 12:34pm PDT NEW
            what "shell" corporation? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/20/2016, 2:30pm PDT NEW
                His company did some work for me. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/20/2016, 3:26pm PDT NEW

A really inspirational quote... I think.... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/10/2016, 6:53pm PDT NEW

question for TDARCOS by Mysterio 08/16/2016, 6:29pm PDT NEW
    The font on this BBS is too small for him to read anymore. NT by pinback 08/17/2016, 5:55am PDT NEW
        uh, ctrl + wheel mouse up? NT by laudablepuss 08/18/2016, 8:56am PDT NEW
            Also he ran over his mouse wheel with his wheelchair. NT by pinback 08/18/2016, 11:18am PDT NEW
            You assume that everyone is that dextrous. giant fonts should be standard by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/18/2016, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                You can't roll the wheel on your mouse? by laudablepuss 08/18/2016, 3:54pm PDT NEW
                    You should try vitamins. They're putting them in water now. NT by Dr. Goldsmarts 08/18/2016, 5:10pm PDT NEW
    The real me hasn't objected to my impersonation yet by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/19/2016, 11:17am PDT NEW

Pictures of me in a way you have never seen! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/14/2016, 2:19pm PDT NEW
    Which reminds me of a story about my mother by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/14/2016, 2:46pm PDT NEW
        her reply was a gravy-covered fork stabbed directly into your eyeball NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 07/14/2016, 2:51pm PDT NEW
    NONONONONONO NT by Shiah LaEuroBeouf 07/14/2016, 2:48pm PDT NEW
        Wow, I'm actually nostalgic for granny porn NT by laudablepuss 07/14/2016, 3:16pm PDT NEW
    Deep Inside with Dick Chasen NT by Vested Id 07/14/2016, 3:32pm PDT NEW
    http://bit.ly/29TF9u5 NT by Mike Disney 07/14/2016, 4:04pm PDT NEW
    someone hold me! NT by Roop 07/15/2016, 9:03am PDT NEW

Tetris: The Movie by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/17/2016, 2:57pm PDT NEW
    Is the read Tdarcos dead or something? I mean, probably, but for real? NT by pinback 05/17/2016, 7:16pm PDT NEW
        real NT by pinback 05/17/2016, 7:16pm PDT NEW
            don't even joke bro NT by Vamanos Id 05/17/2016, 7:27pm PDT NEW
    Time for the return of the Tdarcos NT by Authenticity Seal 05/18/2016, 3:21am PDT NEW
    The original was a fake post by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2016, 2:48pm PDT NEW
        We KNOW that, man. Don't you see, the rest of the discussion is wondering where NT by the real you was? Are you insa-- 05/21/2016, 7:31pm PDT NEW
    This is on hold until Hollywood can grow another Russian kid to maturity. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/19/2016, 1:49pm PDT NEW
        Man: "What happened to the last one?" Tam: "He backed out." NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/19/2016, 1:52pm PDT NEW
            I dream of a world where these were actual Paul posts. But now the dream is ove NT by r, and the Commander is awake 06/23/2016, 9:36am PDT NEW

What was your father like, Paul? NT by Mysterio 06/19/2016, 6:18pm PDT NEW
    Let me tell you about my father *pulls out COP .357* NT by Paul failing the Voight-Kampff test 06/20/2016, 1:37am PDT NEW
        Oh, that's from like a movie, right? I hear a sequel's coming out NT by Clueless 18 year old Millennial 06/21/2016, 6:34pm PDT NEW
            Do Commanders Dream of Electric Shit? NT by Gently Touched by a HE BRADE RUNNAH 06/21/2016, 8:10pm PDT NEW
                If you're doing Engrish, shouldn't it be "HE BRADE LUNNAH"? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/22/2016, 11:27pm PDT NEW
                    Do you make up these questions, or do they write them down for you? NT by Paul failing the Voight-Kampff test 06/23/2016, 2:49am PDT NEW

I have had a disastrous accident by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/13/2016, 9:35am PDT NEW
    Is the sausage still on the floor? NT by maybe it's not too late 06/13/2016, 11:52am PDT NEW
        Now that's funny by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/16/2016, 4:21pm PDT NEW
            genuine Paul post confirmed NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/17/2016, 11:53am PDT NEW
            Re: Now that's funny by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/18/2016, 8:37am PDT NEW
    Glad to hear you're OK! by blackwater 06/14/2016, 8:12pm PDT NEW
    lordy NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/15/2016, 5:02pm PDT NEW

Another reason I do not have autism by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/16/2016, 10:21pm PDT NEW
    Except you are autistic. There's no shame in that, it's not a dirty word. NT by pinback 06/17/2016, 9:42am PDT NEW
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2hdVZJXPkM NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/17/2016, 10:12am PDT NEW
            What does Police Academy 2 beach scene have to do with his discussion? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/17/2016, 10:41pm PDT NEW
                It (autism) is dirty work, but somebody's gotta do it. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/18/2016, 12:44am PDT NEW
    "the part of the brain that causes religious belief" by laudablepuss 06/17/2016, 12:31pm PDT NEW
    Whoops, meant to say *am* autistic by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/17/2016, 2:14pm PDT NEW
    Re: Another reason I do not have autism by Mysterio 06/17/2016, 11:28pm PDT NEW

How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/17/2016, 11:53pm PDT NEW

The "Terrible T's" became even more terrible by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/08/2016, 7:00pm PDT NEW

480p is not HD, Paul. Your first cheeseburger vid is a scam by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/06/2016, 10:19am PDT NEW
    Re: 480p is not HD, Paul. Your first cheeseburger vid is a scam by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/05/2016, 12:14am PDT NEW
        Are you sure it was you? by Maybe the first vid was an imposter 06/05/2016, 6:51am PDT NEW
            Cooking with pinback: raw cheeseburger in standard definition NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/05/2016, 2:28pm PDT NEW

A new cooking (fail) video is out! How NOT to Make Mayo Cheeseburgers (NSFW) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/04/2016, 12:20pm PDT NEW
    Holy fucking shit. I'll watch it AFTER I've had dinner NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/04/2016, 2:28pm PDT NEW
        Here we go. P-p-p-p-p-puh... PLAY THAT SHIT NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/04/2016, 3:36pm PDT NEW
            No words can express my euphoria NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 06/04/2016, 4:25pm PDT NEW
    Re: A new cooking (fail) video is out! How NOT to Make Mayo Cheeseburgers (NSFW) by John Gulp 06/04/2016, 6:28pm PDT NEW
        Getting to the store by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/04/2016, 11:53pm PDT NEW

Pinback fucks up by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/02/2016, 1:45am PDT NEW
    Please tell me what the bug is, because I guarantee it isn't. NT by pinback 06/02/2016, 6:29am PDT NEW
        When stumbling through the door, fails to walk the dinosaur NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 7:20am PDT NEW
    Is anyone else getting the forgery message? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/02/2016, 8:29am PDT NEW
        Taco's script does not work with the domain caltrops.com. Only www.caltrops.com NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 8:40am PDT NEW
            At least we got one bug report out of this thread. NT by pinback 06/02/2016, 10:16am PDT NEW
                OK. As a facilitator, I am trading the bug I found with the Authenticator Machin by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/02/2016, 10:37am PDT NEW
                    Re: OK. As a facilitator, I am trading the bug I found with the Authenticat... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/02/2016, 10:45am PDT NEW
                        Who wrote this? How can we ever tell when the box is gone completely? by Mysterio Lollerson 06/02/2016, 11:19am PDT NEW

Introducing: Certified Tansin A. Darcos posts with anti-forgery protection by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/22/2016, 12:32am PDT NEW
    Don't let him know. It's better that way... NT by Cretinous Reprobate 05/22/2016, 1:55am PDT NEW
        omg NT by lolololololol 05/22/2016, 7:14am PDT NEW
    I'm seeing the error image on this one, though. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 05/22/2016, 10:21am PDT NEW
    That all caps suck cocks one seemed legit. Now I know otherwise! NT by laudablepuss 05/22/2016, 12:59pm PDT NEW
    fuckin Caltrops Macrovision NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/22/2016, 1:28pm PDT NEW
    I have to tell him, sorry. by pinback 05/22/2016, 3:06pm PDT NEW
        it just means you now carry an official Tacos license by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/23/2016, 1:30am PDT NEW
        Re: I have to tell him, sorry. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/23/2016, 1:35am PDT NEW
            What, you mean you still can't actually tell if the post in question was yours by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/23/2016, 3:01am PDT NEW
                Re: What, you mean you still can't actually tell... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/23/2016, 3:25am PDT NEW
                    Paul... read the post again, carefully, from start to finish. Read the actual by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/23/2016, 7:20am PDT NEW
                    There's a story about the Authenticator, but I'm not reading it. NT by I'll wait for the movie. 05/23/2016, 12:46pm PDT NEW
            Re: I have to tell him, sorry. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/23/2016, 6:47am PDT NEW
                He just needs to automate his gimpcode authentication process NT by Entropy Stew 05/23/2016, 9:33am PDT NEW
                    PS: tripcode is ableist, implying tacos can walk NT by Entropy Stew 05/23/2016, 1:35pm PDT NEW
                        He's a Libyan wheelchair drone armed with hellfire by laudablepuss 05/23/2016, 1:41pm PDT NEW
            FAAAAAKE NT by pinback 05/23/2016, 7:33am PDT NEW
    Link isn't in https, vulnerable to forged DNS, MitM attack NT by Entropy Stew 05/22/2016, 5:44pm PDT NEW
        ssl doesn't help against us though by "The Man" 05/23/2016, 1:05pm PDT NEW
    CALTROPS.COM DATABASE UPDATE SCHEDULE by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/22/2016, 7:59pm PDT NEW
    What We Have Learned by pinback 05/23/2016, 7:36am PDT NEW
        short version: by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/23/2016, 1:14pm PDT NEW

How to save Gotham (the TV series, not the city) (but also the city) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2016, 1:49am PDT NEW
    counterfeit tacos NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/10/2016, 3:23am PDT NEW
        Yeah, whoever did that, fuck off. by pinback 05/10/2016, 7:18am PDT NEW
            You'll look sweet, lying head to feet, in a coffin built for two! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/10/2016, 8:49am PDT NEW
                still fake NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/13/2016, 1:32pm PDT NEW
    The original was also a fake poster by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/21/2016, 2:50pm PDT NEW
        We know. We always know. NT by Kenji Carter 05/21/2016, 3:20pm PDT NEW

Another Food Video: Comparison of Chocolate Bars by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/06/2016, 2:20am PDT NEW
    Thanks for zooming in on that Batman logo on the package by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 05/06/2016, 10:10am PDT NEW

The last non-Internet Gemeration by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/02/2016, 6:09pm PDT NEW
    Re: The last non-Internet Gemeration by amyschumer 05/02/2016, 6:56pm PDT NEW
    One day we may have the power to change the by background color. 05/03/2016, 8:03am PDT NEW
        Re: One day we may have the power to change the by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/03/2016, 10:00am PDT NEW
            Still got it by Nostradamus 05/03/2016, 1:36pm PDT NEW

A new take on the trolley problem by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/11/2016, 2:32am PDT NEW
    tl;dr stupid people deserve to be run over by T Darcos 04/11/2016, 8:09am PDT NEW
    so fuckin drunk right now, what the fuck is he talkin about NT by Eurotrash 04/11/2016, 1:49pm PDT NEW
        Here, let me help you zero in on the important part by Roop 04/11/2016, 1:59pm PDT NEW
            Thanks. Almost makes me want to read the article, but my mind is too fragile NT by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 04/25/2016, 4:16am PDT NEW

I didn't know how expensive prescriptions are by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/23/2016, 10:10am PDT NEW
    Re: I didn't know how expensive prescriptions are by Mysterio Lollerson 04/23/2016, 9:21pm PDT NEW

If Fabio ever bullies you again by Vested Id 04/11/2016, 4:21am PDT NEW

"Reverend" Tam O'Shanter by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/31/2016, 5:56pm PDT NEW
    You stole this whole scene from an episode of Head of the Class. NT by "Tam" was actually Robin Givens. 03/31/2016, 7:43pm PDT NEW
        I miss Herman's Head NT by a better class of shitposting 03/31/2016, 9:18pm PDT NEW
        No, I did not 'steal' this scene, I've never watched Head of the Class NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/01/2016, 11:42pm PDT NEW
            I have tape of you hosting the 1990 ABC fall preview. You cooked slumgullion. NT by It was horrifying! 04/02/2016, 12:37am PDT NEW

Top Ten Reasons your Corporation / LLC is in (insert city name here) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/31/2016, 5:24pm PDT NEW

Why are you voting for Donald Trump, Paul? Why? by dr. no 03/22/2016, 12:07am PDT NEW
    I would also like an explanation, Paul. NT by pinback 03/22/2016, 7:40am PDT NEW
    Stockholm Syndrome by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/22/2016, 5:34pm PDT NEW
        He reminds you of carbohydrates? NT by Entropy Stew 03/22/2016, 5:45pm PDT NEW
        YOU'RE FIRED by Eurotrash 03/22/2016, 10:47pm PDT NEW
            lol that wasn't me, but I agree NT by da real Eurotrash 03/23/2016, 4:32am PDT NEW
    You seem to have made a lot of unwarraned assumptions, all of them wrong by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/30/2016, 8:10am PDT NEW
        haha yes, no autistic lunatics are registered libertarians NT by laudablepuss 03/30/2016, 1:46pm PDT NEW
        Re: You seem to have made a lot of unwarraned assumptions, all of them wrong by dr. no 03/31/2016, 3:53pm PDT NEW
            sauce by Vested Id 03/31/2016, 4:37pm PDT NEW

About the longest word by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/19/2016, 9:39pm PDT NEW
    To which he replied by Eurotrash 03/20/2016, 6:10am PDT NEW

Somebody even beat you at "Autistic comics" by The Happiness Engine 03/12/2016, 10:32am PST NEW
    Annnd your point here, Hapless Injun? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/15/2016, 6:57am PDT NEW

Maryland's Consolidated Library System by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2016, 10:59am PST NEW
    Show of hands, how many of you have set foot in a library in the past 10 years? by CattleHumper 02/23/2016, 11:52am PST NEW
        Me, I go at least twice a year by Fullofkittens 02/23/2016, 12:24pm PST NEW
    TL;DR what was this post about? Did it have a conclusion? NT by Eurotrash 02/24/2016, 2:23pm PST NEW
        LIBRARIES ARE HELL, SON by dr. no 02/25/2016, 10:27pm PST NEW
            Thanks! *takes notes* NT by Eurotrash 02/26/2016, 1:44am PST NEW
            Re: LIBRARIES ARE HELL, SON by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/28/2016, 6:49pm PST NEW
                This is a family website, SIR. We don't need to hear about your NT by diaper fetish 03/03/2016, 11:56pm PST NEW
                Re: colostomy bag: give it time, it'll happen NT by Eurotrash 03/05/2016, 12:44pm PST NEW
            exits. south NT by gently masturbated by a grue 03/04/2016, 11:15am PST NEW
    Will they let me use their computer if I'm from Gary, Indiana? NT by Roop 02/25/2016, 12:31am PST NEW
        If you want to pay $50 a year, yes. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/25/2016, 12:18pm PST NEW
            Around here the charge is waived if you cut them in the face. Is it the same in NT by Roop 02/27/2016, 10:34pm PST NEW

It has been wonderful out lately. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/01/2016, 8:30am PST NEW
    What oldie are ya gonna sweat to, pal? NT by Mysterio 03/01/2016, 10:57pm PST NEW
        Either "Dancing in The Moonlight" or "Things I'd Like To Say" (Watch/Hear) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/03/2016, 7:41pm PST NEW

New (non cooking) video released: Computer monitor operates landscape & poitrait by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/28/2016, 6:58pm PST NEW
    Viewing angle? by tis 02/28/2016, 10:58pm PST NEW
        Re: Viewing angle? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/01/2016, 8:18am PST NEW
    Holy shit what is this, BLACK MAGIC?? by Eurotrash 02/29/2016, 7:54am PST NEW
        Re: Holy shit what is this, BLACK MAGIC?? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/29/2016, 11:42am PST NEW
            You misunderstand. By all means, keep using that piece of shit camera. by Eurotrash 03/01/2016, 10:18am PST NEW

New Cooking Vid!!! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/22/2016, 7:19pm PST NEW
    Nice to see Aphex Twin releasing new material NT by Entropy Stew 02/22/2016, 7:50pm PST NEW
    Ignore this, it's a false posting NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/23/2016, 10:39am PST NEW
        Ignore the real ones too. by Commander Tranny Gay Darcos 02/23/2016, 2:43pm PST NEW
            That's not a pun you retard NT by It's a palindrome 02/25/2016, 12:58pm PST NEW
        Ignore the above post, it's a troll with no validation code NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/24/2016, 12:55am PST NEW
            Pfft yeah, probably doesn't even wear diapers by Eurotrash 02/24/2016, 1:53pm PST NEW
                Promises, promises, gay corpse by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/25/2016, 12:22pm PST NEW
                    Identify yourself! WHERES YOUR VALIDATION CODE? FAKE ALERT, CALL THE MODS by Eurotrash 02/27/2016, 12:50am PST NEW
                        Eurotrash's Ripoff Video by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/27/2016, 8:10am PST NEW

Would it surprise you all to learn that Tdarcos is an actor? NT by He did. 02/26/2016, 1:55pm PST NEW

Two words Paul: H3H3 by Vested Id 02/24/2016, 1:53am PST NEW

Another Limit for my $35 camera by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/07/2016, 1:56am PST NEW
    You make that piece of shit camera sound like the Starship Enterprise by Eurotrash 02/07/2016, 3:43am PST NEW
        Re: You make that piece of shit camera sound like the Starship Enterprise by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/21/2016, 6:29am PST NEW
            You should make a vid of how to cook ass burgers NT by Entropy Stew 02/21/2016, 11:00am PST NEW

I got a call from the "IRS" today by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/27/2016, 7:54pm PST NEW
    I guess they were after those fat profits... I mean you are a large target by dr. no 01/27/2016, 9:58pm PST NEW

I've fallen, and I can't get up! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/18/2016, 12:04pm PST NEW
    Any chance you can get your landlord to post here? I have... questions. NT by pinback 01/18/2016, 4:53pm PST NEW
        And your brother (Bob Hope related questions) NT by Eurotrash 01/19/2016, 6:51am PST NEW

Really good bowel movements by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/12/2016, 2:40am PST NEW
    Someone please make that the new name of NT by this subforum. 01/13/2016, 8:10am PST NEW
    I bet you still had to wipe, though. So HOW GOOD WAS IT REALLY? by dr. no 01/13/2016, 10:39pm PST NEW

If you don't think batshit insane can be hysterically funny, check this out by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/09/2016, 10:55am PST NEW
    GUESS WHAT PAUL?? by Eurotrash 01/09/2016, 1:17pm PST NEW
        Oh please. The only time I ever said 'Bork' was when referring to Judge Robert NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/10/2016, 12:17am PST NEW
    In this thread, Paul mocks by mentally ill people. 01/10/2016, 11:15am PST NEW
        I said "insane" not "morons" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/12/2016, 1:12am PST NEW
            Here we go with the religion crap again. Paul, really. You need new material. NT by pinback 01/12/2016, 10:42am PST NEW
            In this thread, Paul calls mentally ill people by morons. 01/12/2016, 4:50pm PST NEW

Response regarding music players and old music by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/06/2016, 7:15am PST NEW
    In 1984 Alvin & the Chipmunks covered Taco's version for their animated TV show. by Episode 15A "Don't Be a Vidiot" 01/06/2016, 9:44am PST NEW
        Back off, man NT by Bagdasarian Productions 01/07/2016, 6:47pm PST NEW

My latest medical treatment, 1/2-1/5/2016 by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/05/2016, 5:35pm PST NEW
    Re: My latest medical treatment, 1/2-1/5/2016 by Deathclock 01/05/2016, 6:17pm PST NEW
    Are you gonna make some health changes or what? by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/05/2016, 9:37pm PST NEW
        Re: Are you gonna make some health changes or what? by Jizaboz 01/06/2016, 10:15am PST NEW
            I like that juicing can be steroids or an enforced juice diet. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/07/2016, 8:16am PST NEW
        I don't think he took up juggling like I suggested. NT by Deathclock 01/07/2016, 7:56am PST NEW
    So tentacle rape with anesthesia? That would make it tentacle date rape, I think NT by Eurotrash 01/06/2016, 2:32pm PST NEW
        Re: So tentacle rape with anesthesia? That would make it tentacle date rape... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/07/2016, 7:50am PST NEW

Video files are huge these days by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/01/2016, 12:05am PST NEW
    It's because they contain so much cooking goodness. Can't wait! by Eurotrash 01/04/2016, 12:36pm PST NEW
        You may have to wait. FOREVER!?!?!? by pinback 01/04/2016, 1:52pm PST NEW
            Please let Tdarcos be patient zero of the zombie apocalypse by laudablepuss 01/05/2016, 8:34am PST NEW
                I texted him. No reply yet. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/05/2016, 11:07am PST NEW

A CHALLENGER APPEARS! by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 6:19pm PST NEW
    Jonesy, the site broke again. Or I did something dumb. Here's the link: by Welcome to Omsk 12/24/2015, 6:22pm PST NEW
        This video has 310,000 views, and the guy doesn't even know to have a potholder? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/24/2015, 6:58pm PST NEW
    Psh, no contest at all. Paul is champion NT by Eurotrash 12/25/2015, 3:08am PST NEW

A response to Jonsey re: Jolt Country by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/04/2015, 4:19pm PST NEW
    Let's be real here: you're not a little teapot, you're fucking insane by Eurotrash 12/05/2015, 9:45am PST NEW
        Re: Let's be real here: you're not a little teapot, you're fucking insane by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/05/2015, 2:17pm PST NEW
    "I'm a little teapot" by you forgot something 12/05/2015, 11:23am PST NEW
        Re: "I'm a little teapot" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/05/2015, 8:15pm PST NEW
            You fucking idiot by Eurotrash 12/05/2015, 10:42pm PST NEW
                Look at the mindless zombie corpse calling someone else an idiot by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/06/2015, 7:33am PST NEW
                    Yes, I believed it! It has kept me awake at night, Paul you fucking DICK by Eurotrash 12/07/2015, 2:33pm PST NEW
    Re: A response to Jonsey re: Jolt Country by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/07/2015, 2:18pm PST NEW
        And Jonsey moves the goalposts again, he's officially worse than Eurotrash by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/23/2015, 8:34am PST NEW
            That's impossible NT by Eurotrash 12/23/2015, 9:25am PST NEW
            Re: And Jonsey moves the goalposts again, he's officially worse than Eurotrash by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/23/2015, 10:28am PST NEW

A new cooking video is out: Chili Mac by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/10/2015, 12:08pm PST NEW
    Thank you Paul! Great stuff, really appreciate it by Eurotrash 12/11/2015, 12:11am PST NEW
    You should post these on more forums by skip 12/12/2015, 3:14pm PST NEW
        Yes Paul, sign a 3 year contract with Machinima NT by Eurotrash 12/13/2015, 12:56am PST NEW
    I demand a correction, you were WRONG. It was chili and cheese pasta SHELLS by Roop 12/12/2015, 7:11pm PST NEW
    You can afford a razor and a hair clipper. I'd like to see you cleaned up a bit NT by Can you do that, Paul? 12/13/2015, 1:17pm PST NEW
    If you put a lid on that pot, the water will boil quicker. NT by Water Expert 12/13/2015, 1:28pm PST NEW
    The bubbles on the side which you don't know what their called, are called: NT by bubbles. 12/13/2015, 1:29pm PST NEW
        The slow zoom-in on ":07" is the greatest moment in film history. by Mike Disney 12/13/2015, 1:31pm PST NEW
    Paul, is it time for a haircut and beard trim? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2015, 3:55pm PST NEW
        Jonsey, do you believe in God? The God of the Bible, that is? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/21/2015, 7:14pm PST NEW
    The tuna helper video has over 2,000 views! WTF? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/13/2015, 4:01pm PST NEW

What my camera looks like by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/21/2015, 1:01pm PST NEW
    Yes that camera is utter shit, and that's the way it should be by Eurotrash 12/21/2015, 3:47pm PST NEW

A new cooking video is out: Plain Spaghetti by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/19/2015, 9:58am PST NEW
    That was the worst thing ever by Eurotrash 12/19/2015, 12:15pm PST NEW
        No, worst thing ever would be video of your rotten corpse exiting your coffin NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/19/2015, 1:03pm PST NEW
            I'm reporting this to the police as a death threat. by Concerned Mysterio 12/19/2015, 3:31pm PST NEW
            Did you even read my post, dick?? NT by Eurotrash 12/20/2015, 9:44am PST NEW
                So, you can dish it out but you can't take it, eh, Euro? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/21/2015, 12:47pm PST NEW
                    So you admit being a dick... dick?? NT by Eurotrash 12/21/2015, 3:25pm PST NEW

Target decides to refund my money, unrequested by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/17/2015, 4:46pm PST NEW
    Now you have beer money NT by Eurotrash 12/18/2015, 11:11am PST NEW
        Root beer money, maybe. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/18/2015, 12:23pm PST NEW

"Yeah, he's like a human cyst!" NT by Outsider's review of Dr. Tacos 12/02/2015, 5:58pm PST NEW
    Let's add years, not take them away pal NT by Vested Id 12/02/2015, 6:14pm PST NEW
    I actually had a cyst by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/06/2015, 8:26am PST NEW
        Re: I actually had a cyst by pinback 12/06/2015, 2:12pm PST NEW
            Re: I actually had a cyst by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/07/2015, 2:16am PST NEW
                Gold. by Eurotrash 12/07/2015, 3:00am PST NEW
                    Re: Gold. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/08/2015, 6:54pm PST NEW
                        No, it is the color of the golden nuggets that are your posts. Pure gold NT by Eurotrash 12/08/2015, 10:44pm PST NEW
                Shit, are you and Pinback like old school buddies or something? NT by Oom Shnibble 12/07/2015, 10:01am PST NEW
                    We've met in person three times. by pinback 12/07/2015, 11:32am PST NEW
                        Was it to help with the felating? NT by laudablepuss 12/14/2015, 2:28am PST NEW

One of the best You Tube comments by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/25/2015, 3:50am PDT NEW
    Wait until you discover Berta Lovejoy NT by Vested Id 09/25/2015, 4:02am PDT NEW
        Who considers Anita Sarkeesian to be a good influence? I pass. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/25/2015, 9:16am PDT NEW
            *Ahem* I'm sure you meant to say, "she who must not be named on the Internet." NT by Now you've done it. 09/25/2015, 2:41pm PDT NEW
                Anita Sarkeezian is not Lord Voldemort, you're in the wrong movie NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/26/2015, 7:25am PDT NEW
                Shoots Man from Rekall in head. *BOOM, HEADSHOT* "Now you've done it!" NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/26/2015, 7:26am PDT NEW
                    Paul, movies are not real life. You have autism. You know what's real life? by Eurotrash 09/26/2015, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Paul, movies are not real life. You have autism. You know what's real life? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/07/2015, 12:02pm PST NEW

Neil DeGrasse Tyson on successful bullshitting by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/07/2015, 2:43am PST NEW

In the event of TDARCOS's passing: The Thread by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/02/2015, 10:36am PST NEW
    Does Paul have a will in place? by Flack 12/02/2015, 10:37am PST NEW
        Re: Does Paul have a will in place? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/02/2015, 6:35pm PST NEW
            Maybe Ray Gordon would take your stuff. by pinback 12/02/2015, 7:56pm PST NEW
    It's OK, you've got 5 years to sort this out. NT by Deathclock 12/02/2015, 2:32pm PST NEW
        I mean *almost* 5 years NT by Deathclock 12/02/2015, 2:33pm PST NEW
            The idea that he'll still be fogging mirrors in 2020 seems pretty implausible NT by laudablepuss 12/02/2015, 4:17pm PST NEW
    F you guys I am freezing his head so that he can be revived aftr the singularity by dr. no 12/02/2015, 6:20pm PST NEW
        Re: F you guys I am freezing his head so that he can be revived ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/02/2015, 6:45pm PST NEW
        Re: F you guys I am freezing his head so that he can be revived ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/02/2015, 6:45pm PST NEW
            Do you have any idea how hard it is to being your friend? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2015, 4:09pm PST NEW
                I fucked up the quote in my message title. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2015, 4:11pm PST NEW
                What song lyrics shall we put on his tombstone? by Eurotrash 12/04/2015, 1:02am PST NEW
                    You know the plaque they put in Pioneer to help aliens find Planet Rock 'n Roll? by Bob Hope 12/04/2015, 1:20am PST NEW
        Eat his head after the funeral NT by absorb his power. 12/03/2015, 5:20am PST NEW
            Save the teeth for Worm's necklace NT by Entropy Stew 12/04/2015, 7:26am PST NEW
                What teeth, lol NT by Eurotrash 12/04/2015, 7:55am PST NEW
    Re: In the event of TDARCOS's passing: The Thread by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/06/2015, 8:13am PST NEW

New video: Comparing Mountain Dew w/sugar vs high fructose corn syrup by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/24/2015, 1:24pm PST NEW
    One makes you diabetic, the other gives you diabeetus NT by Entropy Stew 11/24/2015, 3:47pm PST NEW
    The lighting burned out my retinas. Now I'm blind just like you Paul. by Eurotrash 11/25/2015, 4:26am PST NEW
        Also what were you cooking when you had the fan on, and why didn't you film it, by Eurotrash 11/25/2015, 4:31am PST NEW
            Why I didn't film what was in the oven by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/25/2015, 12:08pm PST NEW
                So... it was just like your cooking vids. Why didn't you film it................ by Eurotrash 11/25/2015, 12:49pm PST NEW
        No beer comparisons by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/25/2015, 12:11pm PST NEW
            Yes, I remember you're a lifelong teetotaler because you're a PUSSY and insane by Eurotrash 11/25/2015, 12:54pm PST NEW
                So let me see if I understand this by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/26/2015, 1:08am PST NEW
                    Uh, Paul, sometimes it's OK to stop typing after the first thousand words NT by your subconscious 11/26/2015, 8:40am PST NEW
                    Let me formulate a reply in the universal language of ANIME by Eurotrash 11/26/2015, 9:33am PST NEW
                        You're just like a newborn. NT by pinback 11/26/2015, 2:24pm PST NEW
                            Goat's owner: pinback NT by Eurotrash 11/26/2015, 2:38pm PST NEW
                        I have a different response to your Anime by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/01/2015, 8:45pm PST NEW
                            And thus my attempt at alternative communication failed miserably NT by Eurotrash 12/01/2015, 10:52pm PST NEW
                            Re: I have a different response to your Anime by Dead or Alive 12/02/2015, 2:27am PST NEW

This is unbearable agony. and now its my fault by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/03/2015, 10:19am PDT NEW
    I give him another 5 years. NT by Deathclock 10/03/2015, 1:40pm PDT NEW
        Re: I give him another 5 years. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/30/2015, 10:42am PST NEW
            Re: I give him another 5 years. by Deathclock 11/30/2015, 1:50pm PST NEW
                Eat salad and take up juggling! by Eurotrash 11/30/2015, 2:32pm PST NEW
                    Don't take advice from someone named "deathclock" NT by dr. no 11/30/2015, 7:16pm PST NEW
    Go to the emergency room. Explain the sitch to a doctor. He will give you drugs. NT by Drugs enough for the weekend. 10/03/2015, 2:11pm PDT NEW
    Re: This is unbearable agony. and now its my fault by Eurotrash 10/04/2015, 1:53pm PDT NEW
    Makes me sad to read this. Hope you got to the hospital today. by blackwater 10/05/2015, 9:07pm PDT NEW

DC Library is very serious about bounced checks by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/30/2015, 12:17pm PST NEW
    That's just a reasonable fee to cover the by administration costs 11/30/2015, 1:55pm PST NEW

You could get fairly decent interactive timesharing. Except from IBM. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/26/2015, 2:44am PST NEW
    Good twist at the end there by Agatha Christie 11/26/2015, 5:50pm PST NEW

Let's try again. What you're saying is, I am crazy or have Asperger's because... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/22/2013, 7:53pm PDT NEW
    Forget it, you're fine. Let's move on. NT by Caltrops 06/22/2013, 7:56pm PDT NEW
    Hahahah this is glorious. He really, truly can't see it *munches popcorn* NT by Eurotrash 06/23/2013, 1:45am PDT NEW
        Actually this is entertaining-group of psychos call the only sane person crazy NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/23/2013, 8:55am PDT NEW
    So, exactly what was wrong here? NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/26/2015, 3:03am PST NEW
        What? NT by Eurotrash 11/26/2015, 6:46am PST NEW

I order, command and compel you to read this thread by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 01/04/2013, 7:55am PST NEW
    If you can't take the heat, go fuck yourself. NT by Aren't you supposed to be an author 01/05/2013, 8:00am PST NEW
    GO BLOW ANOTHER, HOMO NT by Caltrops Auto-Insult Generator 01/06/2013, 2:02pm PST NEW
    cooking vids NT by or gtfo 01/07/2013, 2:03pm PST NEW
    On second thought, I order you not to read this NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/26/2015, 12:52am PST NEW

A new video ''A "Pepsi Challenge" of Strawberry Soda' is now out! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/15/2015, 6:46pm PST NEW
    Don't talk about "Mexican Coke," Paul. People will think you're in the Cartel. NT by blackwater 11/18/2015, 2:05am PST NEW
        Blackwater does it again! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/18/2015, 11:07pm PST NEW
            Damn. You got me. by blackwater 11/21/2015, 7:47pm PST NEW
    You want WHAT in your mouth and not on your shirt?? by Eurotrash 11/18/2015, 3:10pm PST NEW
    I liked it when you misplaced your bottle opener. by film critic 11/19/2015, 7:24am PST NEW
    Enjoy http://cobaltsea.com/drstest2015.mp3 for a fascinating behind-the-scenes d NT by iscussion about this video. 11/19/2015, 10:06am PST NEW
        Awesome, thanks. That was great NT by Eurotrash 11/19/2015, 11:55am PST NEW
            That's nothing; enable automatic closed captioning. The errors are hilarious! NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/23/2015, 3:11pm PST NEW

My first purchase with a chipped card by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/11/2015, 6:58pm PST NEW
    Here in the UK the current wheeze by is contactless payment 11/12/2015, 5:51am PST NEW
        NFC with tokens - way better than chip by Entropy Stew 11/12/2015, 4:12pm PST NEW
            Didn't you know? Encryption is for teen Jihadis by David Cameron 11/12/2015, 4:24pm PST NEW
    "Hey guys, I bought socks." NT by The Essential Tdarcos 11/12/2015, 5:54am PST NEW
    PIN is not the norm, most just require signature by CattleHumper 11/12/2015, 7:25am PST NEW
    We have had these for years... by Oom Shnibble 11/12/2015, 9:02am PST NEW
        Credit cards and cheque cards. NT by Oom Shnibble 11/12/2015, 9:04am PST NEW
            Re: Credit cards and cheque cards. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/15/2015, 2:41pm PST NEW
        Re: We have had these for years... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/15/2015, 2:31pm PST NEW

The problem with cherries are the goddam stones by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/08/2014, 8:49am PDT NEW
    Now we want a pic of your slop bucket. Lemonparty has met its match. NT by pinback 08/08/2014, 8:53am PDT NEW
        Slop bucket, 9qt, $1.77 at Home Depot by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/11/2014, 3:56am PDT NEW
            What are the top five things you put in your slop bucket? NT by The More You Know 08/11/2014, 7:02am PDT NEW
                Piss, piss, piss, shit and cherry stones NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/11/2014, 11:34am PDT NEW
    Re: The problem with cherries are the goddam stones by an occasional Mysterio 11/14/2015, 11:37am PST NEW

They are not 'your' cooking videos by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/31/2015, 2:45am PDT NEW
    Paul, please bless us with another one of YOUR magnificent cooking video by Eurotrash 10/31/2015, 4:48am PDT NEW
    I'd watch an ISIS beheading in preference to another sandwich slorch up your gob by NT Entropy Stew 11/01/2015, 3:57am PST NEW
        How about him crapping in a diaper NT by WITTGENSTEIN 11/04/2015, 10:53am PST NEW
            You can't get diapers in Paul's size NT by Eurotrash 11/04/2015, 2:37pm PST NEW
                Guess again, corpse breath by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/09/2015, 4:59pm PST NEW
                    Burn!!! Also I guess you better guess two more times, corpse breath. NT by laudablepuss 11/09/2015, 6:02pm PST NEW
                        I guess! by Eurotrash 11/09/2015, 10:22pm PST NEW
                            Jokes on You, Corpse Breath NT by I'm wearing a diaper right now! 11/09/2015, 10:30pm PST NEW
                                That'll learn me! NT by Eurotrash 11/10/2015, 11:31am PST NEW
    Re: They are not 'your' cooking videos by Roop 11/01/2015, 7:48am PST NEW
        Cooking with the Commander will be right back! by Cretinous Reprobate 11/01/2015, 3:15pm PST NEW
    These vids are your vids by These vids are my vids 11/03/2015, 11:40pm PST NEW
        Re: These vids are your vids by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 11/09/2015, 7:10pm PST NEW

"The best 25c I ever spent." - A billion points in Paperboy by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/19/2015, 8:45am PDT NEW
    Good thing you'd had two years of programming experience, otherwise you'd be all NT by WHAAAA?????? 09/19/2015, 12:17pm PDT NEW
    I didn't even make a cameo in that story, somehow. NT by sexy 15 year old girl 09/19/2015, 1:54pm PDT NEW
        Paul was busy with computer crimes back then, so shut up by Eurotrash 09/19/2015, 2:50pm PDT NEW
        Actually, I have my own sexy 15-year-old girl story NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/31/2015, 2:49am PDT NEW
            Does it involve her dad breaking your legs and poking out your eye? by Eurotrash 10/31/2015, 3:09am PDT NEW
    That's not a bug. by It's a feature. 09/21/2015, 8:01am PDT NEW
        Don't piss down my back & tell me it's raining (was That's not a bug.) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/22/2015, 4:33am PDT NEW
            Asperger's (was Autism) NT by DSM-V 09/22/2015, 6:54am PDT NEW
            Paul, we need to have a little chat NT by PROFESSIONAL AUTISM DIAGNOSTICIAN 09/22/2015, 8:54am PDT NEW
            It's not autism by it's a chatbot. 09/22/2015, 3:57pm PDT NEW

American Express Busted on Merchant Practices by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/22/2015, 10:49am PDT NEW
    wheres our fucking cooking video HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NT by The Reptilian Brotherhood 10/22/2015, 1:56pm PDT NEW
    what happened with the Dr. appointment? Also why do you even own an AMEX? by blackwater 10/26/2015, 1:31am PDT NEW
        The M. Night Shyamalan commercial won Paul over. He really identified with it NT by Eurotrash 10/26/2015, 6:02am PDT NEW

I may have to stop doing cooking videos, I'm not sure by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/02/2015, 11:04pm PDT NEW
    Your credit card obsession finally caught up with you, did it? NT by Eurotrash 10/03/2015, 3:46am PDT NEW
    Not exactly, someone owed me money and stiffed me, so I can't pay AMEX. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/04/2015, 4:46am PDT NEW
        Sold the skin before you killed the bear, did you? NT by Eurotrash 10/04/2015, 8:05am PDT NEW

Federal Judge Invalidates Copyright Claim For 'Happy Birthday' Song by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/23/2015, 5:28am PDT NEW

It never rains in Southern Californ... err I mean... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/03/2015, 7:53am PDT NEW
    Just dub over the silent footage. Make cooking sounds with your mouth and put NT by them on a backing track. 09/03/2015, 8:11am PDT NEW
    Edit it like a silent movie, complete with old timey piano soundtrack and by Eurotrash 09/03/2015, 11:05am PDT NEW
        also I was seriously just about to ask where our motherfucking cooking vid is at by Eurotrash 09/03/2015, 11:10am PDT NEW
            Eurotrash tries to shit on me again by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2015, 7:42am PDT NEW
                Can't blame a guy for trying by Eurotrash 09/11/2015, 9:43am PDT NEW
                    Re: Can't blame a guy for trying by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2015, 10:08am PDT NEW
                        Yes, I'm absolutely very active in the gay porn production business by Eurotrash 09/14/2015, 12:43am PDT NEW
                Re: Eurotrash tries to shit on me again by dr. no 09/14/2015, 11:08pm PDT NEW
    Replace the audio with music and make it a music video. by dr. no 09/11/2015, 3:02am PDT NEW
    also "or I've done something like drop it"? How can you not be sure if you've by Eurotrash 09/11/2015, 5:15am PDT NEW
        Why I suspect accidental damage by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2015, 7:28am PDT NEW
            Re: Why I suspect accidental damage by Eurotrash 09/11/2015, 9:40am PDT NEW
                Re: Why I suspect accidental damage by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/13/2015, 10:29am PDT NEW
                    WARNING NT by UNSIGNED POST 09/13/2015, 3:45pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Why I suspect accidental damage by Eurotrash 09/14/2015, 1:01am PDT NEW
                        In other news : EUROTRASH IS GAY! by Oom Shnibble 09/14/2015, 11:39pm PDT NEW
                            This just in: STILL NO COOKING VID! by Eurotrash 09/22/2015, 1:20pm PDT NEW

Can one think of a better God than the Christian one? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/15/2015, 12:03am PDT NEW
    Paul's robot brain attempts to make sense of the concept of religion by Eurotrash 08/15/2015, 12:31am PDT NEW
        Eurotrash's zombie coepse shows again he lacks brains by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/17/2015, 10:30am PDT NEW
            You're obsessed with this religion thing, dude. by pinback 08/18/2015, 4:37am PDT NEW
                Are you me? by Oom Shnibble 08/18/2015, 5:52am PDT NEW
                    It's pretty important stuff. by People make decisions based on it. 08/18/2015, 3:09pm PDT NEW
                        Why is that bad? NT by pinback 08/18/2015, 7:14pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Why is that bad? by Seriously? 08/19/2015, 8:44am PDT NEW
                                You're implying it's illogical. Where does "bad" come into it? NT by pinback 08/19/2015, 3:12pm PDT NEW
            You're insane. by Eurotrash 08/18/2015, 2:50pm PDT NEW
                Look who's talking (was Re: You're insane.) by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2015, 7:51am PDT NEW
                    Re: Look who's talking (was Re: You're insane.) by Eurotrash 09/11/2015, 9:25am PDT NEW
    Pfft, I'm a better god than that. NT by The Locust 08/15/2015, 10:43am PDT NEW

How much is a 1" knob worth? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/22/2015, 10:41am PDT NEW
    'n boer maak 'n plan. by Oom Shnibble 07/22/2015, 11:58am PDT NEW
        Don't be cruel. Paul is unable to use epoxy, never mind a drill. NT by Eurotrash 07/22/2015, 10:24pm PDT NEW
    There's only one acceptable option for a real man by And you're a real man, aren't you? 07/22/2015, 11:12pm PDT NEW
        I actually already own a joystick by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2015, 8:17am PDT NEW

A teacher takes down a racist teacher by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 11:51pm PDT NEW
    Any way you can briefly summari- NT by oh wait 08/03/2015, 8:24pm PDT NEW
    Dealer only recognizes posts with the TDARCOS Mark of Authenticity NT by Technical Sgt Dancin' A. Carcass 08/03/2015, 9:02pm PDT NEW
        Except the TDARCOS mark of authenticity is not visible to the sight-impaired by It doesn't comply with the A.D.A. 08/04/2015, 1:18am PDT NEW
            Re: Except the TDARCOS mark of authenticity is not visible to the sight-impaired by Mysterio 08/04/2015, 1:29pm PDT NEW
            I know exactly what the ADA requires; go yell at Jonsey, not me by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/11/2015, 8:04am PDT NEW

Finally, an award for Paul's non-cooking videos by The Happiness Engine 08/21/2015, 2:08pm PDT NEW
    Re: Finally, an award for Paul's non-cooking videos by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/22/2015, 6:56pm PDT NEW
        Paul, you're grasping at straws again NT by Eurotrash 08/22/2015, 11:51pm PDT NEW
            They're on the other side of the room and he needs them to eat his slurry. NT by Now there's a video. 08/23/2015, 4:48am PDT NEW
    Pure poetry. NT by blackwater 08/24/2015, 8:54pm PDT NEW

Absolutely hilarious - hoist on His own petard by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/30/2015, 6:41pm PDT NEW
    Good lord, Paul. by First metaphysics, now epistemology 07/30/2015, 11:11pm PDT NEW
    You're unable to comprehend humor, Paul, so you just take wild guesses at what by Eurotrash 07/31/2015, 12:27pm PDT NEW
        I understand humor; you don't like the subject 'cause it makes you uncomfortable by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/31/2015, 7:53pm PDT NEW
            Please, sir. by I want some more. 08/01/2015, 12:38am PDT NEW
                Can't be that great at thinking if they're still working on it after 2000 years. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/01/2015, 1:14am PDT NEW
                    Your failure to comprehend religion is just a result of your failure to by Eurotrash 08/01/2015, 1:29am PDT NEW
                        Hey I got a coffin for you buddy, it's in what's left of my lap! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/01/2015, 1:48am PDT NEW
                    You're absolutely right. It wasn't until an extraordinary teen with by sub-par artistic skills came along 08/01/2015, 2:05am PDT NEW
                        I didn't watch the video, you idiot. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/01/2015, 2:18am PDT NEW
                            GOOD LORD by This actually made me chuckle 08/01/2015, 2:27am PDT NEW
                                Come on, you actually believed that was Paul? by blackwater 08/02/2015, 1:05am PDT NEW
            Yes, we're all ultra-orthodox protestants here in scandinavia by Eurotrash 08/01/2015, 1:24am PDT NEW
    Darcos, ol' buddy, are you familiar with Aristotle by and celestial spheres? 08/01/2015, 2:21am PDT NEW
    I love reading the fake TDarcos posts, but they aren't mine by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/01/2015, 8:12am PDT NEW
        Ohh. *falls to knees* Ohhhhh. It's beautiful. by Eurotrash 08/02/2015, 2:06am PDT NEW
            Eurotrash fails to think again, as usual by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 1:40pm PDT NEW
                So you're saying you did in fact never post anything sane? by Eurotrash 08/02/2015, 2:50pm PDT NEW
                    Look who's talking by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 11:14pm PDT NEW
                        Oh yes, I feel thoroughly ridiculed by you saying you never posted anything sane by Eurotrash 08/05/2015, 3:16am PDT NEW
                            I'm an unbiased observer of this, but even I have to admit that Paul, you DID NT by essentially claim total insanity. 08/05/2015, 6:43am PDT NEW
                                No, I did not claim total insanity, or alternatively show where I did by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2015, 9:44am PDT NEW
                                    Naw you don't get to set the rules, you cunt on wheels by Eurotrash 08/06/2015, 4:34pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Naw you don't get to set the rules, you cunt on wheels by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2015, 5:06am PDT NEW
                                            Oops my mistake, I totally wasn't trying to be nasty or insulting or anything by Eurotrash 08/07/2015, 8:52am PDT NEW
        Waitaminnit, you've confused me...are you saying that people who aren't you by might not be saying what you think? 08/02/2015, 8:31pm PDT NEW
            Try again, fella by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 11:28pm PDT NEW
                And people say you don't get humor. NT by THE FOOLS! 08/02/2015, 11:30pm PDT NEW
                PHP and APL? What? NT by Entropy Stew 08/05/2015, 12:19pm PDT NEW
                    Yes, PHP and APL, but I'll discuss PHP first by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2015, 9:20am PDT NEW
                        Re: Yes, PHP and APL, but I'll discuss PHP first by gg no re 08/06/2015, 5:36pm PDT NEW
                        Sit down. Class is now in session by Entropy Stew 08/06/2015, 6:45pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Sit down. Class is now in session by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/06/2015, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                                The only javascript I want to write is clojurescript after its been compiled by Entropy Stew 08/06/2015, 9:03pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: The only javascript I want to write is clojurescript after its been compiled by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/06/2015, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                                        This site could probably be written in bash script for all the traffic it gets by Entropy Stew 08/06/2015, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                        Finally the web has gone Full Tacos. by The Happiness Engine 08/17/2015, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                I am curious as to the purpose of the sig images NT by Entropy Stew 08/06/2015, 7:35pm PDT NEW
    Paul, we all realized there is no God the first time we saw your cooking vids. by blackwater 08/17/2015, 11:57pm PDT NEW

An initial look at Windows 10 by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/14/2015, 2:09pm PDT NEW
    Multiple desktops. That is enough. NT by pinback 08/17/2015, 6:47am PDT NEW

Paul, I need your input on the "Bombadil problem" by blackwater 08/02/2015, 1:16am PDT NEW
    Re: Paul, I need your input on the "Bombadil problem" by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/13/2015, 8:05am PDT NEW
        You should read the Silmarillion some time. NT by blackwater 08/13/2015, 11:16pm PDT NEW

Announcing the "prove I said I have a mental disease or defect" contest by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/06/2015, 11:04am PDT NEW
    http://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?action=viewPost&pid=173768 NT by The prosecution rests 08/06/2015, 11:53am PDT NEW
        It really was just a race to see who could post that reply first. NT by gg no re 08/06/2015, 2:42pm PDT NEW
        Ahh, you got me dead to rights by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2015, 4:01am PDT NEW
    You're wasting valuable culinary videogram production time with this shit by Eurotrash 08/06/2015, 11:35pm PDT NEW
        Re: You're wasting valuable culinary videogram production time with this shit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/07/2015, 4:53am PDT NEW
            Did you just quote the Spice Girls? by Eurotrash 08/13/2015, 3:56pm PDT NEW

It's coming! It's coming! A new cooking video is coming! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/13/2015, 8:25am PDT NEW
    Correction by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/13/2015, 8:32am PDT NEW
    Huzzah! by Eurotrash 08/13/2015, 3:43pm PDT NEW

A message to Eurotrash by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 12:09pm PDT NEW
    Oh fuck lol! by Eurotrash 08/02/2015, 2:55pm PDT NEW
        Cliff's Notes by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 11:36pm PDT NEW
        It's great and it kind of makes you look like NT by an asshole 08/03/2015, 3:30am PDT NEW
            Thanks man, that was a very accurate synopsis NT by Eurotrash 08/04/2015, 3:48pm PDT NEW
    Also, yes I AM going to use the authenticity code in every message. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/03/2015, 10:42am PDT NEW
        DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS by Tdarcos 08/03/2015, 4:34pm PDT NEW
    Alright, finally got around to reading it. Wow, I'm a bit stunned here by Eurotrash 08/04/2015, 3:45pm PDT NEW

Does this sound like Paul to anyone else? by It sounds like Angry Paul to me 07/29/2015, 9:51pm PDT NEW
    Paul is more high pitched and whiny by Eurotrash 07/31/2015, 12:16pm PDT NEW
    PRIVATE JOKE TWILIGHT ZONE NT by Michelle from 50/50 07/31/2015, 12:39pm PDT NEW
    Re: Does this sound like Paul to anyone else? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/01/2015, 10:29am PDT NEW
        Hahaha by Eurotrash 08/02/2015, 2:15am PDT NEW
            Re: Hahaha by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 1:29pm PDT NEW
                Long story short: you're insane. Got it. Also ASSistance, wow NT by Eurotrash 08/02/2015, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                Re: Hahaha by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/02/2015, 5:25pm PDT NEW
                    The gift that keeps on giving by Viridian Slap Fight Development 08/02/2015, 7:50pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Hahaha by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/02/2015, 8:05pm PDT NEW

I'll take Dimensions for 10, Alex by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/21/2015, 1:23am PDT NEW
    This is what you waste your (and our) time with instead of making cooking vidyas by Eurotrash 07/21/2015, 2:21am PDT NEW
        Re: This is what you waste your (and our) time with... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/29/2015, 11:07am PDT NEW
    Your brain needs a wheelchair by Entropy Stew 07/21/2015, 3:31pm PDT NEW
        Re: Your brain needs a wheelchair by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/29/2015, 11:03am PDT NEW
            So you agree with me, then NT by Entropy Stew 07/29/2015, 1:34pm PDT NEW

I just bought life insurance yesterday by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/09/2015, 3:37am PDT NEW
    I should get some of that. Give me some of that. NT by Souffle of Pain 07/09/2015, 3:16pm PDT NEW
    Most ppl pay a refundable sec deposit. Your landlord requires LIFE. INSURANCE. NT by The Happiness Engine 07/09/2015, 3:31pm PDT NEW
        I paid a security deposit 6 years ago when I moved in. This is extra. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2015, 8:42am PDT NEW
    Awesome. So what are you really going to do with the $19.75 a month? NT by John Cusack in WildC.A.T.S. 07/09/2015, 7:13pm PDT NEW
        Try again. I don't get the money. Landlord pays for his piece, sister the rest NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2015, 9:22am PDT NEW
    W-whoa! Your landlord's got some nerve, hahaha. And you actually agreed by Eurotrash 07/10/2015, 12:00am PDT NEW
        Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2015, 9:17am PDT NEW
            Re: Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Oom Shnibble 07/10/2015, 10:08am PDT NEW
                Apparently a bottle of wine fucks with your Caltrops quotation skills. by Oom Shnibble 07/10/2015, 10:08am PDT NEW
                Re: Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Stewie 07/10/2015, 2:46pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:32am PDT NEW
                This is a good point. Also high intake fructose intolerance is common NT by my waifu is a gastroenterologist 07/11/2015, 7:24am PDT NEW
            I stand corrected, commander. I didn't know you had turned your life around so by Eurotrash 07/10/2015, 10:57pm PDT NEW
                Don't you idiots think fruit smoothies would still be a massive improvement for NT by him? 07/11/2015, 7:47am PDT NEW
                Re: I stand corrected, commander. I didn't know you had turned your life... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:12am PDT NEW
            Insurance also doesn't work as a secondary security deposit by jesus man 07/11/2015, 1:19am PDT NEW
                Re: Insurance also doesn't work as a secondary security deposit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:31am PDT NEW
    Your landlord is plotting to kill you NT NT by Don't go in the basement! 07/11/2015, 11:08am PDT NEW
        I'm smelling a Night Trap sequel! NT by Entropy Stew 07/11/2015, 11:20am PDT NEW
        Re: Your landlord is plotting to kill you by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:27am PDT NEW
    Remember that time you found out how affordable liability insurance was? by Bob Hope 07/29/2015, 4:21am PDT NEW
        Re: Remember that time you found out how affordable liability insurance was? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/29/2015, 10:38am PDT NEW

Viridian development in Arlington sold for $141.4 million by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/21/2015, 10:37am PDT NEW
    Grats on the sale. How much of it goes to your landlord? NT by Eurotrash 07/25/2015, 10:11am PDT NEW

I hit the laundry jackpot! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:55am PDT NEW
    Re: I hit the laundry jackpot! by pinback 07/19/2015, 12:15pm PDT NEW
        Yep... that's a Paul post alright. by Eurotrash 07/19/2015, 11:25pm PDT NEW
    Sounds like change you can believe in! NT by mysteriobama 07/21/2015, 12:24am PDT NEW

Paul, have you considered suing the Soylent corp for stealing your slop idea? by dr. no 05/15/2015, 12:17am PDT NEW
    Let me just say, that's just the way, ahem, *people* are. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:36am PDT NEW

Elvis has left the (post office) building! by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/04/2015, 12:39pm PDT NEW
    Uh-huh NT by yeah 07/04/2015, 3:10pm PDT NEW
    Let's celebrate! By you doing a cooking vid cosplaying as Elvis. Make it happen by Eurotrash 07/04/2015, 10:52pm PDT NEW
        seconded NT by God 07/05/2015, 1:43pm PDT NEW

Say, uhhh... by pinback 05/26/2015, 7:02pm PDT NEW
    Don't say it like that, you're scaring us by Eurotrash 05/28/2015, 11:45am PDT NEW
        Re: Don't say it like that, you're scaring us by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2015, 1:46pm PDT NEW
        The rumors of my death have been exaggerated * by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/13/2015, 6:40pm PDT NEW
            Wow. My monocle just ricocheted off two walls then smashed a lamp by Eurotrash 06/14/2015, 1:06am PDT NEW
            Welcome back. Take care of yourself. NT by blackwater 06/16/2015, 1:07am PDT NEW

Question for the Commander regarding hail by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/21/2015, 12:36pm PDT NEW
    Re: Question for the Commander regarding hail by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 06/13/2015, 6:50pm PDT NEW

Paul, have you ever had scurvy? Wait, let me rephrase that question by Eurotrash 05/26/2015, 1:55pm PDT NEW
    I am bad at googling by laudablepuss 05/26/2015, 3:58pm PDT NEW
        Re: I am bad at googling by The Happiness Engine 05/26/2015, 4:04pm PDT NEW

Top 20 stupid things said by celebrities from WatchMojo.com by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 05/04/2015, 9:56am PDT NEW
    Expert ator NT by Vested Id 05/15/2015, 2:44am PDT NEW

An astronomer from the Vatican Observatory was on C-Span 3 this morning by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/03/2015, 3:40am PDT NEW
    Oh that witty son of a gun! Pun master. He's going to hell, but totally worth i NT by Eurotrash 04/03/2015, 10:19am PDT NEW
    Is the observatory staffed by monks? Because that would be cool NT by blackwater 04/12/2015, 10:03pm PDT NEW
        Let us out! We ate our shoes! Now we're bored! NT by laudablepuss 04/13/2015, 9:59am PDT NEW
    Eyes locked, chins pressed, tight grins, synchronized chortles by Vested Id 04/13/2015, 5:45pm PDT NEW

This on Archer by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/02/2015, 7:30pm PDT NEW
    I didn't think a Fantastic Voyage homage really suited Archer by Cretinous Reprobate 04/02/2015, 9:24pm PDT NEW
        Archer is just one of many shows that have done an FV homage by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/03/2015, 3:30am PDT NEW
            Re: Archer is just one of many shows that have done an FV homage by C-SPAN3 Reprobate 04/03/2015, 10:03pm PDT NEW
    That's what she said? Oh. OH!!! Oh I get it! Holy shit COMEDY LOLOLOLOLOLOLO NT by Eurotrash 04/03/2015, 10:16am PDT NEW
    Re: This on Archer by things I saw today 04/03/2015, 11:20am PDT NEW
        Perhaps, but is it ever THROWAWAY SEXUAL INNUENDO? Ich don't think so NT by Eurotrash 04/03/2015, 9:46pm PDT NEW
    [youtube id=Z2DGHRMJQLw] NT by Count Fistula 04/03/2015, 12:04pm PDT NEW

Paying bills is easier if they mail you one by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/16/2015, 3:02pm PST NEW
    Outstanding! by Grebble 01/16/2015, 3:27pm PST NEW
    Did plastic really win, or paper? Sounds like you want them to mail you a bill. by dr. no 01/16/2015, 11:14pm PST NEW
        Re: Did plastic really win, or paper? Sounds like you want them... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/17/2015, 8:25am PST NEW
            And yet, credit cards bills need to be paid with cash. Or checks / debit cards NT by ... checkmate (Jeff Goldblum voice) 01/18/2015, 1:56am PST NEW
                Wrong, Credit cards can b paid w/out checks, cash or debit cards, I do it myself by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/21/2015, 1:36pm PST NEW
                    I think you know what he mea-- oh, right. NT by new here sorry 01/21/2015, 3:27pm PST NEW
                    So you're running a pyramid scam? by paying credit cards with other ones 01/23/2015, 10:21pm PST NEW
                        It can't quite happen with him by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/23/2015, 10:25pm PST NEW
                        You might try learning to read first before making comments by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/27/2015, 10:11pm PST NEW
                            Ponzi schemes are illegal even if they are honest about their intentions. by blackwater 01/28/2015, 1:24am PST NEW
                                Let's try again on Ponzi Schemes, debt, and what Martha Stewart was jailed for by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 04/01/2015, 8:46am PDT NEW

 
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