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My official caltrops.com review of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Snake by ja 01/25/2016, 2:10pm PST NEW
    This is a great game and you should buy it NT by Rey Mysterio Jr. 03/05/2016, 12:57am PST NEW
    Re: My official caltrops.com review of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Snake by gently masturbated by a copy/paste 03/05/2016, 11:11pm PST NEW

Renting a Snake by Ray of Light 05/08/2008, 9:52pm PDT NEW
    You know they specifically make flushable baby wipes, right? by Lizard_King 05/08/2008, 10:05pm PDT NEW
        take this kind of shit to that other forum NT by you freaks with craggy anuses 05/08/2008, 10:26pm PDT NEW
        Yahoo Answers people don't like those either +PLUS+ how I came to have a car by Ray of Light 05/08/2008, 10:37pm PDT NEW
            I didn't want to get into the particulars of technique by Lizard_King 05/08/2008, 11:19pm PDT NEW
                WTF you guys, too lazy to moisten your own paper towels? NT by Or just in too much of a rush? 05/09/2008, 12:50am PDT NEW
                    Wet paper towels are not the same thing by Ray of Light 05/09/2008, 7:33am PDT NEW
                        No no no! by Dr. Mischief 05/09/2008, 7:40am PDT NEW
                            First the Austrian Dungeon Master, and now Ray's shitstorms. NT by Disgusted Caltrops Audience 05/09/2008, 8:42am PDT NEW
                                No, my shitstorms came first. by Ray of Light 05/09/2008, 10:08am PDT NEW
                            Multiple flushes are essential. One for waste, another for TP, plus one for each by paper towel OR baby wipe. 05/09/2008, 11:48am PDT NEW
                                YOU PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS *lights up flamethrower* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/09/2008, 1:30pm PDT NEW
                                Ultimately, it comes down to waiting until one of my toilets breaks enough by Lizard_King 05/09/2008, 1:44pm PDT NEW
                                    We have one of these at work. by Fussbett 05/09/2008, 2:06pm PDT NEW
                                        It's a delicate balance by Lizard_King 05/09/2008, 4:03pm PDT NEW
    I'm just impressed it wasn't a Ray post about building your own drain snake... by Fussbett 05/08/2008, 10:32pm PDT NEW
        Re: I'm just impressed it wasn't a Ray post about building your own drain snake. by Choson 05/09/2008, 12:23am PDT NEW
        Everything was still covered in shit by the end, so, status quo for Ray NT by Entropy Stew 05/09/2008, 10:55am PDT NEW
    Remind me some time to tell you about "biofilm." NT by Fullofkittens 05/08/2008, 11:02pm PDT NEW
        I'm more confused than ever! by Ray of Light 05/09/2008, 7:38am PDT NEW
            Agreed. FullofKittens, the time is right to tell us about "biofilm." NT by Gentleman Jim Browser 02/07/2011, 9:55pm PST NEW
    BULBED!!! NT by FABIO 05/08/2008, 11:07pm PDT NEW
    Re: Renting a Snake by Gbeezy 07/11/2013, 10:31pm PDT NEW

First game where your boss turned out to be the villain? by fabio 06/18/2013, 3:11pm PDT NEW
    Re: First game where your boss turned out to be the villain? by Roop 06/18/2013, 8:07pm PDT NEW

some cutscenes will be as long as 90 minutes by Grumah 05/23/2008, 9:00am PDT NEW
    Re: some cutscenes will be as long as 90 minutes by Jhoh-bot 05/23/2008, 10:14am PDT NEW
    Re: some cutscenes will be as long as 90 minutes by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 11:12am PDT NEW
        Re: some cutscenes will be as long as 90 minutes by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 11:15am PDT NEW
            Re: some cutscenes will be as long as 90 minutes by Lorimar 05/23/2008, 12:13pm PDT NEW
                And it will be JUST LIKE THE GODFATHER MOVIES. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 12:18pm PDT NEW
                    good comparison NT by sdroa jists 12/16/2011, 1:48am PST NEW
    MATURE STORYLINE by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 1:05pm PDT NEW
        Re: MATURE STORYLINE by Mischief Mnemonic 05/23/2008, 1:32pm PDT NEW
            I had already seen these, BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO HUMILIATE YOU IN FRONT OF ALL OF NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NT by Mischief Mnemonic 05/23/2008, 9:57pm PDT NEW
    Could this be aimed at weeaboos? by FABIO 05/23/2008, 1:24pm PDT NEW
        DID SOMEBODY SAY WEEABOO? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 1:31pm PDT NEW
        PS: Cairo....... that's in Egypt. O_O (THAT'S RIGHT) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 1:34pm PDT NEW
    I hope it's 90 minutes recapping the last 3 games by Rafiki 05/23/2008, 1:35pm PDT NEW
        I'm sure that it will not be anywhere near as worthwhile. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/23/2008, 1:48pm PDT NEW
    Sounds good, as long as they give me something to do with my hands... by Jerry Whorebach 05/23/2008, 9:36pm PDT NEW
        Go back to Rez! NT by Mischief Mnemonic 05/23/2008, 9:58pm PDT NEW

The final episode of "Let's Destroy the Shagohod" is up. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/07/2009, 10:07pm PDT NEW

I almost feel bad about this one. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/03/2009, 10:38am PST NEW
    Needs a part 2 NT by Fortinbras 02/03/2009, 12:19pm PST NEW
        That was part 2, part 3 will be coming whenever the guy finishes it. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/03/2009, 12:20pm PST NEW
            technically, it was parts 5-8 NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 02/03/2009, 12:33pm PST NEW
    Huh, those comments go on a bit, don't they? NT by Tim Rogers 02/03/2009, 12:45pm PST NEW
        After I call my boyfriend chico_chan to come to my aid, yes NT by xander77 02/03/2009, 1:11pm PST NEW
    Is this the Metal Gear Awesome guy? NT by FABIO 02/03/2009, 5:36pm PST NEW
        No. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 02/03/2009, 5:41pm PST NEW

The ultimate snub by bombMexico 01/14/2009, 4:56pm PST NEW
    The part just before that was even better by Fortinbras 01/14/2009, 9:07pm PST NEW
    yeah now that we have more options besides "generic japanese cookie cutter game by Weyoun Voidbringer 01/15/2009, 2:16am PST NEW

Maybe I should try making a gif of this some day hm. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/01/2008, 10:16pm PDT NEW
    Re: Maybe I should try making a gif of this some day hm. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 08/01/2008, 10:16pm PDT NEW
        bullets do not work that way raaaaaaaaaaaage NT by bdar 08/01/2008, 11:26pm PDT NEW
            wwaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhh NT by Senor Barbarito 08/02/2008, 3:41pm PDT NEW
        Snake has never seen a horse before. NT by mark 08/02/2008, 8:09am PDT NEW
            ...........HORSE?! NT by Snake 08/02/2008, 3:25pm PDT NEW
                Yes, horse. (loading pause) A horse is an animal that can be used for riding on NT by fuckin whoever 08/02/2008, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                    somehow it will tie into how japan has the best horses NT by bdar 08/02/2008, 7:28pm PDT NEW

The whispering winds of shit. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/02/2008, 9:19am PDT NEW
    Reviewers just can't stop making excuses. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/05/2008, 5:15pm PDT NEW
    We should've had an MGS4 board. :( by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/10/2008, 1:16pm PDT NEW
    The tipping point by Lizard_King 06/10/2008, 3:02pm PDT NEW
        Gamestop shame by bombMexico 06/10/2008, 11:04pm PDT NEW

Video of spoilers. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/07/2008, 9:33pm PDT NEW

Spoiling the entire plot by FABIO 06/06/2008, 2:11am PDT NEW
    I am glad I won't have to play the game to know all this now NT by Grumah 06/06/2008, 4:58am PDT NEW
    Semi-conscious Cyborg ninja? NT by Sunaku reasking every sentence as a 06/06/2008, 5:50am PDT NEW
    More accurate spoilers MAYHAPS. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 6:15am PDT NEW
        The new /v/ meme: "NANOMACHINES" by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/06/2008, 6:30am PDT NEW

MGS1 to appear in MGS4? Or something? by Fussbett 05/15/2008, 12:21pm PDT NEW
    They definitely know how to milk old meaningless footage of games. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/15/2008, 12:41pm PDT NEW
    Did jew rike it? NT by Hideo Kojima 05/15/2008, 10:00pm PDT NEW

Kojima "disappointed" with MGS4. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/19/2008, 8:17am PDT NEW
    If he thought MGS2 made perfect sense and was enjoyable doesn't this mean that by Fortinbras 04/19/2008, 9:27am PDT NEW
        His comment had nothing to do with his opinion of the story or gameplay by Lizard_King 04/19/2008, 9:32am PDT NEW
            I just bought the MGS Essential Collection. Now I have an extra copy of MGS3S. by Jerry Whorebach 04/19/2008, 6:55pm PDT NEW
                So no one wants it? WHY AM I NOT SLURPRISED? NT by Jerry Whorebach 05/09/2008, 1:37pm PDT NEW
                    I might have had at some point in the past but now I am so fucking sick of the g NT by Grumah 05/09/2008, 1:44pm PDT NEW
                    If it makes you feel any better, it's less about getting a free game by bombMexico 05/10/2008, 1:24am PDT NEW
                        I WILL PAY GOOD MONEY TO GET THIS GUY'S ADDRESS COME ON COWARDS COUGH IT UP NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/10/2008, 1:51am PDT NEW
                            If you have any information about his sister, you know where to find me. NT by Jerry Whorebot 05/10/2008, 3:04am PDT NEW
        that would be nice but I'm still not buying a pos3 for a long time NT by Grumah 04/19/2008, 4:04pm PDT NEW

I just wanted to make sure none of you missed this. by Lizard_King 09/24/2007, 8:17am PDT NEW
    No - no words.No words to describe it. They should've sent a poet. NT by Ellie Arroway 09/24/2007, 12:43pm PDT NEW
        I will speak in whole numbers NT by Grumah 09/24/2007, 1:55pm PDT NEW
    I will shit in a bucket and you will give me your money to have my shit NT by Hideo Kojima 09/24/2007, 2:26pm PDT NEW
    Hands on shoulders in embarrassingly overexaggerated mocap acting. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/24/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
        Some other stuff also. :( NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/24/2007, 3:51pm PDT NEW
    I've always said the MGS series needs more men shitting in barrels. NT by Ethan Steele 09/25/2007, 2:56pm PDT NEW
        Also, men pissing themselves in front of enthusiastic audiences. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/25/2007, 4:21pm PDT NEW
    NEE-GGA MONK-KAY! No, seriously, we have a handle on our racism. NT by Japan 09/25/2007, 3:22pm PDT NEW
        Not enough cash, stranga NT by Grumah 09/26/2007, 6:39am PDT NEW

BOY IS JAPAN CRAZY OR WHAT HURHURLURRRRRRRRRR by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 09/22/2007, 1:52pm PDT NEW

Trolling 4chan sonyFAWGS favorite unreleased piss3 game by Grumah 08/18/2007, 5:19pm PDT NEW
    As I understand it, Kojima's master plan for MGS2 *required* it to suck donkey c by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 6:11pm PDT NEW
        Fatman was the worst fucking bossfight in the entire series, EVER by Grumah 08/18/2007, 7:19pm PDT NEW
            He's the only boss that is difficult without a radar. NT by Lizard_King 08/24/2007, 6:15am PDT NEW
                When vamp is almost dead, I have to switch to the M4 to shoot down all his knive NT by Grumah 08/25/2007, 12:24pm PDT NEW
                    Vamp was a pain in the nuts by Lizard_King 08/25/2007, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                        Hold down the L1 button to auto-destroy vamp by Grumah 08/26/2007, 5:06am PDT NEW
                            auto-destroy vamp by Lizard_King 08/26/2007, 7:23am PDT NEW
        Re: As I understand it, Kojima's master plan for MGS2 *required* it to suck donk by bombMexico 08/19/2007, 3:20am PDT NEW
    There's a new video from the Berlin whatever game show with the new bosses by Grumah 08/24/2007, 5:02am PDT NEW
        Actually all the new boss ideas are terrible and stupid. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/24/2007, 6:41am PDT NEW
            Re: Actually all the new boss ideas are terrible and stupid. by Cubey 08/24/2007, 9:17am PDT NEW
            Re: Actually all the new boss ideas are terrible and stupid. by Grumah 08/25/2007, 12:44am PDT NEW
                That makes sense, given its name is Crying (Sorrowful) Mantis or whatever. NT by Jerry Whorebach 08/25/2007, 4:53am PDT NEW
        "War transforms us, Snake... by Fussbett 08/25/2007, 2:06pm PDT NEW
            Re: "War transforms us, Snake... by Cubey 08/25/2007, 2:52pm PDT NEW
                There are some conceptual flaws perhaps but nothing we can't fix in post. by Hideo Kojima 08/25/2007, 7:17pm PDT NEW
    MGS series finally takes flight... INTO IDIOCY NT by upcoming MGS4 review headline 08/24/2007, 8:27am PDT NEW

Metla Gear Solid 4: GAMEPLAY by Fussbett 07/28/2007, 4:41pm PDT NEW
    Quick, everyone post something about MGS being gay! NT NT by by Fussbett 07/16/2007, 1:26am CD 07/28/2007, 6:51pm PDT NEW
        He grabs a guy's nuts to knock him out. Raiden and Vamp have sex on the battlef NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/28/2007, 7:14pm PDT NEW
            He rolls like 4 feet in a barrel and then throws up from the "vertigo" I guess NT by Grumah 07/29/2007, 3:19am PDT NEW
        As I see them by Grumah 07/29/2007, 5:54am PDT NEW
            Re: As I see them by Lizard_King 07/30/2007, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                Psh, nice NITPIXORING you defendything by Grumah 07/30/2007, 5:13pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Psh, nice NITPIXORING you defendything by Lizard_King 07/30/2007, 9:21pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Psh, nice NITPIXORING you defendything by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/30/2007, 9:39pm PDT NEW
                            Belgian :( -nt- by E. L. Koba 07/30/2007, 11:31pm PDT NEW
                                hmm by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/30/2007, 11:35pm PDT NEW
                                    Here's you by As a gun expert 07/30/2007, 11:49pm PDT NEW
                                        That made my day. Thank you. NT by McMoo 07/31/2007, 3:45pm PDT NEW
                Re: As I see them by Schadenfreude 07/30/2007, 6:12pm PDT NEW
                    I think a foreign guy is just what Caltrops needs to stay fresh :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2007, 1:07am PDT NEW
                        he just wants to see love bloom. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/31/2007, 1:33am PDT NEW
                        Hey man, hits is hits! by Fussbett 07/31/2007, 11:11am PDT NEW
                            I got my own unofficial translator!!! by Schadenfreude 07/31/2007, 6:31pm PDT NEW
                                Re: I got my own unofficial translator!!! by Don Pistacho 08/03/2007, 8:08pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I got my own unofficial translator!!! by Don Pistacho 08/03/2007, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                                        Don't care NT by Grumah 08/03/2007, 8:14pm PDT NEW
                                            Yes, you'd rather stare at SNAKE'S ASS!!!! NT by Don Pistacho 08/03/2007, 8:20pm PDT NEW
                                                Better than wadding up my pyannies over which version of spicnish the zombies ta NT by Grumah 08/03/2007, 8:22pm PDT NEW
                                                    You don't want to annoy Basque players by Don Pistacho 08/03/2007, 8:32pm PDT NEW
                                                        But really how does bombing Capcom help the Basque Seperatits Movement? NT by Grumah 08/03/2007, 9:35pm PDT NEW
                                                        Moderately more frightening than the Qebecois. by Lizard_King 08/05/2007, 2:57pm PDT NEW
    Re: Metla Gear Solid 4: GAMEPLAY by Rafiki 07/29/2007, 1:11pm PDT NEW
        I like the splinter cell games NT by Grumah 07/29/2007, 1:27pm PDT NEW
        Here's what the game SHOULD be but won't. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/29/2007, 1:37pm PDT NEW

Christophe Gans googles videogame mee-mees from 30 years ago >>>:( by Jerry Whorebach 07/21/2007, 4:08pm PDT NEW
    "Full Metal..." / "Alchemist?!?" / "No, Full Metal Jacket." NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/21/2007, 4:14pm PDT NEW
        haha UGH NT by Grumah 07/21/2007, 5:04pm PDT NEW
    Hearing the MGS3 scripts got leaked: "ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod" NT by Fussbett 07/21/2007, 6:11pm PDT NEW
        4 stremf 4 stam NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/22/2007, 8:45am PDT NEW
    Making fun of the stupid Liquid's arm plot thing is always good. by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 07/22/2007, 2:00pm PDT NEW

controllable, low-angle view of the action by Weyoun Voidbringer 03/14/2006, 8:58pm PST NEW

Metal Gear Awesome by Flavio 03/08/2006, 8:02pm PST NEW

MGS4 trailer by Fussbett 09/17/2005, 10:57pm PDT NEW
    the bad news is that Hideo Kojima is still involved NT by hand that shit to an AMERICAN! 09/18/2005, 1:05am PDT NEW
    Re: MGS4 trailer by QB 09/18/2005, 6:43am PDT NEW
        Re: MGS4 trailer by Creexul :( 09/18/2005, 6:11pm PDT NEW
            Re: MGS4 trailer by QB 09/19/2005, 11:49am PDT NEW
    The final boss is the reanimated corpse of Andre the Giant by Ray of Light 09/18/2005, 7:50am PDT NEW
    "a man exhausted by battle" by hand that shit to an AMERICAN! 09/19/2005, 1:16am PDT NEW
        SPOILER ALERT WARNING DANGER by Creexul :( 09/19/2005, 2:17pm PDT NEW
    Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by Creexul :( 09/19/2005, 9:52pm PDT NEW
        Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by Fussbett 09/19/2005, 10:32pm PDT NEW
        AIM with INC by Fussbett 09/19/2005, 11:30pm PDT NEW
        Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by FABIO 09/19/2005, 11:34pm PDT NEW
            Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by Creexul :( 09/20/2005, 12:36am PDT NEW
            Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by bombMexico 09/22/2005, 3:28am PDT NEW
                Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by FABIO 09/22/2005, 12:45pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by Voyons Donc 09/22/2005, 2:29pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by FABIO 09/22/2005, 3:00pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Gamespot gets their cocksuckinest men on the job! by Creexul :( 09/22/2005, 4:53pm PDT NEW
                    i feel your gay by bombMexico 09/30/2005, 12:56am PDT NEW
    even gayer by FABIO 09/26/2005, 12:40am PDT NEW

Metal Gear Raiden: Snake Eraser by QB 09/20/2005, 4:07am PDT NEW

MGS games are like Hitchcock movies and assorted madness by bombMexico 05/30/2005, 6:36pm PDT NEW
    Was this interview translated from Martian or something? by Siskel and Ebert 05/30/2005, 7:24pm PDT NEW
        No, Japanese, which is about the same thing. NT by Creexul :( 05/30/2005, 10:30pm PDT NEW
            I would've thought Gamespot would have decent Japanese-to-English translators by Siskel and Ebert 05/30/2005, 11:58pm PDT NEW
                "Translating" Japanese to English involves rewriting what the person says. NT by Creexul :( 05/31/2005, 4:23pm PDT NEW
        I happen to be fluent in Martian by Universal Plan B 05/31/2005, 1:05pm PDT NEW
    Who can forget the comedic gems in Psycho NT by FABIO 05/31/2005, 8:58pm PDT NEW

America and Russia used to be such great friends? by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/02/2005, 11:36am PDT NEW
    No one knew you bought it until you said that. >:( NT by Creexul :( 05/02/2005, 11:41am PDT NEW
        Uh oh, your hipster cred is in doubt! NT by bink 05/02/2005, 9:40pm PDT NEW
    Re: America and Russia used to be such great friends? by FABIO 05/02/2005, 12:47pm PDT NEW
        Re: America and Russia used to be such great friends? by Fussbett 05/02/2005, 1:20pm PDT NEW
            Re: America and Russia used to be such great friends? by FABIO 05/03/2005, 12:41am PDT NEW
                Re: America and Russia used to be such great friends? by Creexul :( 05/03/2005, 11:35am PDT NEW
        There ARE some good things in the game by the way. by Creexul :( 05/02/2005, 9:50pm PDT NEW
            good thing #1 by FABIO 05/03/2005, 12:37am PDT NEW
                good thing #2 by Andrew 05/03/2005, 3:53am PDT NEW
                    Re: good thing #2 by bombMexico 05/04/2005, 4:58pm PDT NEW
                        Re: good thing #2 by Creexul :( 05/04/2005, 5:19pm PDT NEW
                            Re: good thing #2 by bombMexico 05/05/2005, 1:15am PDT NEW
                                Re: good thing #2 by Creexul :( 05/05/2005, 1:36am PDT NEW
                                    Re: good thing #2 by bombMexico 05/05/2005, 2:05am PDT NEW
                                        Re: good thing #2 by Voyons Donc 05/05/2005, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                                            I should've read this post first! NT by Fussbett 05/06/2005, 7:22am PDT NEW
                                                more imdb funtime quotes by bombMexico 05/06/2005, 4:04pm PDT NEW
                                        TWIN SNAKES -- Important stuff from me in this post. by Fussbett 05/06/2005, 7:22am PDT NEW
                                            Re: TWIN SNAKES -- Important stuff from me in this post. by FABIO 05/06/2005, 12:41pm PDT NEW
                                                i weep for what could have been by bombMexico 05/06/2005, 3:37pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: TWIN SNAKES -- Important stuff from me in this post. by mark 05/06/2005, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: good thing #2 by Quentin Beck 05/05/2005, 12:20pm PDT NEW
        Re: America and Russia used to be such great friends? by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/03/2005, 12:59pm PDT NEW
            Re: America and Russia used to be such great friends? by FABIO 05/04/2005, 1:35am PDT NEW
                Re: America and Russia used to be such great friends? by Creexul :( 05/04/2005, 11:37am PDT NEW
    What is with the piercing sobs at the final cutscene? by Creexul :( 05/04/2005, 8:02pm PDT NEW
        Re: What is with the piercing sobs at the final cutscene? by Quentin Beck 05/04/2005, 8:15pm PDT NEW
            Re: What is with the piercing sobs at the final cutscene? by Creexul :( 05/04/2005, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                The Video Game Money Shot NT by Mischief Maker 05/04/2005, 8:47pm PDT NEW
                Re: What is with the piercing sobs at the final cutscene? by I need clarification 05/04/2005, 10:13pm PDT NEW
                    Re: What is with the piercing sobs at the final cutscene? by Andrew 05/05/2005, 12:33pm PDT NEW
                        Besides Snake's eyeball exploding, and grown men and women pissing themselves. by Creexul :( 05/05/2005, 4:36pm PDT NEW
                            Re: Besides Snake's eyeball exploding, and grown men and women pissing themselve by Andrew 05/05/2005, 4:57pm PDT NEW
                        Re: What is with the piercing sobs at the final cutscene? by Mischief Maker 05/05/2005, 8:33pm PDT NEW
                            Re: What is with the piercing sobs at the final cutscene? by Quentin Beck 05/06/2005, 4:02am PDT NEW
                                Me Neither. But what about ZSENI??? NT by Mischief Maker 05/06/2005, 8:36am PDT NEW
        I couldn't even hear that part by FABIO 05/04/2005, 9:51pm PDT NEW
            Re: I couldn't even hear that part by Fullofkittens 05/04/2005, 10:41pm PDT NEW
                Fabio - a possible female? by bombMexico 05/05/2005, 1:30am PDT NEW
                    You caught me! NT by Mischief Maker 05/05/2005, 8:31pm PDT NEW
                        Egads! Caught you doing what? NT by The Holy Goat of Power 05/06/2005, 7:14am PDT NEW

So the "big three" in WW2 were the U.S., Russia, and......China? NT by Asian-centric Revisionist History 03/08/2005, 2:48pm PST NEW
    Actually no. by Creexul :( 03/08/2005, 3:53pm PST NEW
        What about the "Meow" guy? by Lizard_King 03/08/2005, 11:02pm PST NEW
            Uh, no. by Creexul :( 03/09/2005, 2:39am PST NEW
                Last boss fight dialogue by FABIO 03/09/2005, 3:09am PST NEW

So i killed the first gimmick boss, the one with the bees? by :( 03/06/2005, 12:47pm PST NEW
    No. Not remotely. NT by Lizard_King 03/06/2005, 4:15pm PST NEW
    That's the shortest boss. You have 10 more to go. by Creexul :( 03/06/2005, 6:38pm PST NEW
        Another question. by :( 03/06/2005, 7:53pm PST NEW
            Re: Another question. by Creexul :( 03/06/2005, 8:27pm PST NEW
            depends by FABIO 03/06/2005, 8:39pm PST NEW
                Re: depends by Creexul :( 03/06/2005, 8:45pm PST NEW
                    the harrier fight was cool, but otherwise yeah by FABIO 03/06/2005, 8:53pm PST NEW
                        Re: the harrier fight was cool, but otherwise yeah by Creexul :( 03/06/2005, 9:07pm PST NEW
                            if by 3 you mean 6, THEN YEAH! NT by FABIO 03/06/2005, 10:03pm PST NEW
                                Half of them didn't count. by Creexul :( 03/06/2005, 10:15pm PST NEW
                                    Actually I thought the vamp fight was good NT by The Joosh 03/07/2005, 1:39am PST NEW
                                        I meant the chick with the railgun, DUMBASS. >:( NT by Creexul :( 03/07/2005, 1:48am PST NEW
                                            Oh yea, that one was pretty cheap NT by The Joosh 03/08/2005, 4:36am PST NEW
                        My favorite part of the harrier fight: solidus' signal that you've won by Caltrops faggots (or just caltrops) 03/07/2005, 1:08am PST NEW
                            ROBERT DENIRO? IS THAT WHO.... YOU THINK..... by Al Pacino 03/07/2005, 1:31am PST NEW
                        Fatman was all quality. by Lizard_King 03/07/2005, 10:27pm PST NEW
                            yeah! NT by Easily amused 03/08/2005, 12:04am PST NEW
                            I'm not impressed by The Joosh 03/08/2005, 4:39am PST NEW
                                Did you have the radar on? NT by Lizard_King 03/08/2005, 5:20am PST NEW
                                    Who gives a shit? NT by Creexul :( 03/08/2005, 8:58am PST NEW
                                        So it's a lot like your livejournal posts then? NT by Ray! of Cantsin 03/08/2005, 9:22am PST NEW
                                            Woa those anonymous nobodies sure fire off them zingers! NT by Creexul :( 03/08/2005, 9:29am PST NEW
                                        Good answer. by Lizard_King 03/08/2005, 11:19am PST NEW
                                            You haven't experience this game until you get 5.1 surround sound speakers! NT by Darren Gladstone 03/08/2005, 12:23pm PST NEW
                                            I beat MGS2 on every difficulty and got 100% dogtags (OOOOOO). by Creexul :( 03/08/2005, 2:06pm PST NEW
                                                Me too. :( by Lizard_King 03/08/2005, 3:30pm PST NEW

<3 by Quentin Beck 02/18/2005, 12:16pm PST NEW
    MGS3 might actually be worthwhile. by Creexul :( 02/18/2005, 12:24pm PST NEW

Fabio enrages otaku by bombMexico 01/28/2005, 2:42am PST NEW
    Great post NT by Mysterio 01/28/2005, 6:42am PST NEW
        This Mysterio is RIGHT. O_O NT by Creexul :( 01/28/2005, 10:10am PST NEW
    Wrong. MMCafe is centrist. NT by Mysterio 01/28/2005, 7:34pm PST NEW
    lol. you oversensitive nigger NT by Rape, Robbery, & Violence 01/29/2005, 3:46pm PST NEW
    stabo10/crate whored us out. NT by Creexul :( 01/31/2005, 4:17pm PST NEW
    Jesus christ by FABIO 01/31/2005, 7:27pm PST NEW
        But what game has *good* stealth gameplay? by bink 01/31/2005, 11:25pm PST NEW
            Beyond Good & Evil and Psi-ops NT by FABIO 01/31/2005, 11:55pm PST NEW
            Splinter Cell did a decent enough job, not that I ever got past lvl 2 NT by The Joosh 02/01/2005, 5:34am PST NEW
            Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance NT by Mysterio 02/01/2005, 6:07am PST NEW
                That's funny because MGS2 is why I quit playing them. NT by bink 02/01/2005, 6:29am PST NEW
                    MGS2 is a good example of "stealth" done badly by The Joosh 02/01/2005, 12:03pm PST NEW
            Chronicles of Riddick NT by Mysterio 02/01/2005, 7:26am PST NEW
            Thief 1 with one of those Aureal sound cards NT by Mischief Maker 02/01/2005, 9:20am PST NEW
                But the Thief games suck. NT by Creexul :( 02/01/2005, 10:19am PST NEW
                Whats so great about the Aureal, I never got surround speakers NT by bink 02/01/2005, 11:51am PST NEW
                I dread playing Thief 1 now by FABIO 02/01/2005, 12:35pm PST NEW
                    Re: I dread playing Thief 1 now by The Happiness Engine 02/01/2005, 5:44pm PST NEW
            Tenchu NT by extarbags 02/01/2005, 5:24pm PST NEW
        Re: Jesus christ by bombMexico 02/02/2005, 2:34am PST NEW
            MMCafe doesn't ban. NT by Mysterio 02/02/2005, 4:42am PST NEW
                "2. The webmaster has the right to terminate/modify any account" by bombMexico 02/02/2005, 12:13pm PST NEW
                    What the fuck is Shinjuruji no Sumimasen san Hontou by bink 02/03/2005, 9:47pm PST NEW
                        You forgot the (get it) by Quentin Beck 02/03/2005, 11:10pm PST NEW
                            Them Quentin Becks sure fire off them zingers, huh. by Creexul :( 02/04/2005, 12:22am PST NEW
                        i copied and pasted random gay from the mmcafe board by bombMexico 02/04/2005, 12:37am PST NEW
                    wow! internet! NT by Rape, Robbery, & Violence 02/04/2005, 10:59am PST NEW
                mmcafe DOES suck the gayest dicks ever though. by Creexul :( 02/02/2005, 4:11pm PST NEW

Groundbreaking insanity continues to innovate by FABIO 01/26/2005, 8:15pm PST NEW

This _bitch_ is wearing perfume! NT by Question Asker 01/12/2005, 2:46pm PST NEW
    This "bitch" is wearing "perfume." NT by Creexul :( 01/12/2005, 5:07pm PST NEW
    I want to play this game again now NT by The Joosh 01/12/2005, 5:26pm PST NEW

My First Ten Minutes with Metal Gear Solid 3 by Fussbett 12/03/2004, 5:17am PST NEW
    Irony by Lizard_King 12/03/2004, 7:56am PST NEW
        Re: Irony by ICJ, HL2 hating pussy 12/03/2004, 8:55am PST NEW
            OOPSA NT by Creexul :( 12/03/2004, 8:58am PST NEW
            Or alternately... by Lizard_King 12/03/2004, 9:21pm PST NEW
                I admit that's clever. by Fussbett 12/03/2004, 9:39pm PST NEW
                    Hideo got you. by Lizard_King 12/03/2004, 10:03pm PST NEW
    The next one IS turn based by Mysterio 12/03/2004, 8:42am PST NEW
    Re: My First Ten Minutes with Metal Gear Solid 3 by William H. Hayt, Jr. 12/03/2004, 9:45am PST NEW
        Re: My First Ten Minutes with Metal Gear Solid 3 by Creexul :( 12/03/2004, 2:19pm PST NEW
    Re: My First Ten Minutes with Metal Gear Solid 3 by Anonymous loser #31 12/03/2004, 9:49am PST NEW
    Yes to everything but the game is still pretty easy by The Joosh 12/03/2004, 1:07pm PST NEW
    THE BOSS: NEW CHARACTER OF THE YEAR by Fussbett 01/11/2005, 3:39am PST NEW
        Re: THE BOSS: NEW CHARACTER OF THE YEAR by Creexul :( 01/11/2005, 8:43am PST NEW
        Shockwaves of failure to revere System Shock 2. by Senor Barborito 01/11/2005, 10:36am PST NEW

Boy this really is awful by FABIO 01/10/2005, 9:57pm PST NEW

She did very well in the Gamespot end of year rankings. by Mysterio 12/23/2004, 8:05pm PST NEW
    I don't know who you're talking to, but don't ever stop! NT by Stick your head in the oven 12/23/2004, 8:07pm PST NEW
    Referring to games with a feminine pronoun by Bill Dungsroman 12/23/2004, 10:16pm PST NEW

MGS3 continues to remain gay, break boundries of previous video game gay. by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 4:57am PST NEW
    In AIM log form. by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 7:31am PST NEW
        The part where Snake loses his eye is ripped off from Scent of a Woman. by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 8:57am PST NEW
            How MGS3 treats Raiden after the backlash of MGS2. (SPOILERS) by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 9:06am PST NEW
            Re: The part where Snake loses his eye is ripped off from Scent of a Woman. by Nazi Germany 11/30/2004, 1:53pm PST NEW
                Re: The part where Snake loses his eye is ripped off from Scent of a Woman. by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 1:55pm PST NEW
            Things I said to some dude on AIM. by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 4:22pm PST NEW
                This dude must be a very slow typist NT by Mysterio 11/30/2004, 4:32pm PST NEW
                    I cut out his one reply and signing off message. :( NT by Creexul :( 11/30/2004, 7:35pm PST NEW
                I take it from all this by FABIO 11/30/2004, 7:33pm PST NEW
                    Let me get this straight by Lizard_King 12/03/2004, 8:01am PST NEW
                        *sniff* Thanks, LK! NT by Hideo Kojima 12/03/2004, 10:28am PST NEW
    On the contrary: nothing short of a masterpiece by Fussbett 12/01/2004, 5:04pm PST NEW

Updated first impressions by The Joosh 11/28/2004, 4:56pm PST NEW
    Re: Updated first impressions by Creexul :( 11/29/2004, 5:16am PST NEW

This is a "SNEAKING MISSION" by The Joosh 11/28/2004, 1:19pm PST NEW
    President Lyndon Johnson and Nikita Kruschehvsfd as themselves. by Creexul :( 11/28/2004, 3:40pm PST NEW

Huh by Lizard_King 11/21/2004, 8:18pm PST NEW
    I think I'll simply not play it just to be safe NT by FABIO 11/22/2004, 10:58am PST NEW
        Fair enough. by Lizard_King 11/23/2004, 4:37pm PST NEW

reviews are in by kthor 11/18/2004, 11:01am PST NEW
    Re: reviews are in by Lizard_King 11/18/2004, 4:21pm PST NEW
    This game actually doesn't have much cutscenes by Question Asker 11/19/2004, 5:22pm PST NEW
        Re: This game actually doesn't have much cutscenes by Creexul :( 11/19/2004, 5:42pm PST NEW
            Re: This game actually doesn't have much cutscenes by FABIO 11/19/2004, 5:56pm PST NEW

Here is a picture of Hideo Kojima by Fussbett 11/15/2004, 4:45am PST NEW
    Some people can't wait to play this. by Creexul :( 11/15/2004, 5:31am PST NEW
    GOTY NT by crate 11/16/2004, 3:42am PST NEW

Ape Escape by Fussbett 09/26/2004, 5:28pm PDT NEW

I didn't think I was right. :( by Creexul :( 08/21/2004, 5:28pm PDT NEW
    Re: I didn't think I was right. :( by Willdog 08/21/2004, 10:33pm PDT NEW
    You thought eating in GTA:SA was bad? by Fussbett 08/21/2004, 11:06pm PDT NEW
        Re: You thought eating in GTA:SA was bad? by I need clarification 08/22/2004, 2:53pm PDT NEW
        Re: You thought eating in GTA:SA was bad? by N 08/26/2004, 2:15pm PDT NEW
    aaah by agsasgdg 08/22/2004, 5:56am PDT NEW
        Wow. NT by Creexul :( 08/22/2004, 3:18pm PDT NEW

damn... by kkaf6 07/06/2003, 3:47pm PDT NEW
    Re: damn... by Jhoh Creexul 07/06/2003, 4:08pm PDT NEW
    Re: damn... by mark 07/06/2003, 4:28pm PDT NEW
        That was beautiful NT by Entropy Stew 07/06/2003, 6:12pm PDT NEW
            SO CAN YOU GET THE MGS3 REVIEW UP? NT by Jhoh Creexul 07/06/2003, 8:32pm PDT NEW
        Re: damn... by laudablepuss 07/06/2003, 9:30pm PDT NEW
    EVERYTHING HERE IS 100% ACCURATE. by Lizard_King 07/06/2003, 9:16pm PDT NEW

damn... by kkaf6 07/06/2003, 3:46pm PDT NEW

Are you fucking serious by Mysterio 07/01/2003, 3:55am PDT NEW
    Novelty Grammar Naziism by Damocles 07/01/2003, 4:21am PDT NEW
        I caught all of these, must be genetics. by foogla 07/01/2003, 4:46am PDT NEW
            Re: I caught all of these, must be genetics. by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 5:58am PDT NEW
    clown shoes? by FABIO 07/01/2003, 4:52am PDT NEW
        Who would choose "Mysterio" as their nick? by Lizard_King 07/01/2003, 5:51am PDT NEW
            Didn't we already have a Mysterio? NT by FoK 07/01/2003, 7:25am PDT NEW
                Yeah, don't we? NT by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 7:26am PDT NEW
                    Fuck Mysterio! Fuck him in the ASS! Motherfucker! NT by foogla 07/01/2003, 10:31am PDT NEW
            Anyone who doesn't enter name in the author field by Entropy Stew 07/01/2003, 9:55am PDT NEW
                Re: Anyone who doesn't enter name in the author field by Mysterio 07/01/2003, 11:14am PDT NEW
    Re: Are you fucking serious by Jhoh Creexul 07/01/2003, 5:55am PDT NEW

Proof positive Pagerank is fucked by Entropy Stew 06/26/2003, 3:33am PDT NEW
    Re: Proof positive Pagerank is fucked by Jhoh Creexul 06/26/2003, 3:49am PDT NEW
    Re: Proof positive Pagerank is fucked by s10 06/26/2003, 7:51am PDT NEW
        Re: Proof positive Pagerank is fucked by Jhoh Creexul 06/26/2003, 3:35pm PDT NEW
    Re: Proof positive Pagerank is fucked by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/26/2003, 12:42pm PDT NEW
        Yeah, we get a lot of search engine hits off those NT by Entropy Stew 06/26/2003, 1:16pm PDT NEW
            Can't believe anyone would look for info on that shitty mod. by Jhoh Creexul 06/26/2003, 3:34pm PDT NEW

More from Kojima: the nightmare continues by Bob Violence 06/04/2003, 10:05pm PDT NEW
    Re: More from Kojima: the nightmare continues by Jhoh Creexul 06/04/2003, 10:34pm PDT NEW
        Maybe it will contain some whiny shit about nukes being bad. NT by Lizard_King 06/05/2003, 3:31am PDT NEW
            Godzilla vs The Smog Monster was the zenith of Japanese social commentary. by Mothrahead 06/05/2003, 3:37am PDT NEW
                Awesome. Certainly superior to fucking "Black Rain" by Lizard_King 06/05/2003, 7:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: More from Kojima: the nightmare continues by FABIO 06/05/2003, 7:36am PDT NEW

I'm not sure I care enough to even rent this by FABIO 05/19/2003, 5:11am PDT NEW
    Maybe this time he'll skip the foreplay and just make it one long cutscene. by Lizard_King 05/19/2003, 11:56am PDT NEW
        Re: Maybe this time he'll skip the foreplay and just make it one long cutscene. by FABIO 05/19/2003, 12:13pm PDT NEW
            Re: Maybe this time he'll skip the foreplay and just make it one long cutscene. by Lizard_King 05/19/2003, 1:31pm PDT NEW
    Japanese prosperity = 1980's: Best Decade Ever! by Fussbett 05/19/2003, 2:59pm PDT NEW
        Re: Japanese prosperity = 1980's: Best Decade Ever! by Lizard_King 05/19/2003, 3:23pm PDT NEW
        Re: Japanese prosperity = 1980's: Best Decade Ever! by Jhoh Creexul 05/19/2003, 11:29pm PDT NEW
            Re: Japanese prosperity = 1980's: Best Decade Ever! by Fussbett 05/19/2003, 11:45pm PDT NEW
                The Fussbett/Creexul Dialogs: On Interactivity and Metaphysics NT by Chairman Mao 05/19/2003, 11:53pm PDT NEW
                Re: Japanese prosperity = 1980's: Best Decade Ever! by Jhoh Creexul 05/20/2003, 1:13am PDT NEW
                    I think he's broken. Good thing we have a spare. NT by laudablepuss 05/20/2003, 5:36pm PDT NEW

 
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