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David Jaffe sounds like a pretty cool guy to work for 8) by Jerry Whorebach 09/09/2010, 7:33am PDT NEW
    Yes sir. Nazi Greek. Got it. NT by INC the Jew 09/09/2010, 3:24pm PDT NEW
        I'm the only one left! NT by I need clarification 09/09/2010, 8:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: I'm the only one left! by Mischief Maker 09/09/2010, 9:19pm PDT NEW
                (5 years later) "Let's model him after INC. Getting old, gaining weight, hairy?" NT by GOTY 2018 12/12/2020, 2:35pm PST NEW

Awards Round-up, for those who care (which should be EVVVVERRYYYYONNNNEEE!) by I need clarification 01/17/2006, 12:57pm PST NEW
    Update by Jerry Whorebach 01/18/2006, 7:06am PST NEW
        Re: Update by I need clarification 01/18/2006, 9:24am PST NEW
            My bad. by Jerry Whorebach 01/18/2006, 9:50am PST NEW
                RE4 was pretty good though! NT by Creexul :( 01/18/2006, 12:32pm PST NEW
                    RE4 = 30+ hours of non stop fun by Quentin Beck 01/18/2006, 4:42pm PST NEW
                        So we win, then? NT by I need clarification 01/18/2006, 4:58pm PST NEW
                        Can you slam a hydra's face into the floor with chain blades in RE4? NT by Creexul :( 01/19/2006, 4:49am PST NEW
                            El Koba can't. NT by I need clarification 01/19/2006, 12:39pm PST NEW
            Best Designer with the worst BLOGGER by Pompei 01/18/2006, 2:36pm PST NEW
                Even worse, his PREQUEL blog by Pompei 01/18/2006, 2:41pm PST NEW
                    Re: Even worse, his PREQUEL blog by Colonel Schickn 01/18/2006, 2:53pm PST NEW
            Re: Update by Oh yeah 12/11/2020, 5:45pm PST NEW
                I have a theory about how that happened. by Jerry Whorebach 12/11/2020, 7:17pm PST NEW
    Best STORY???? by Fabsy 01/18/2006, 8:41am PST NEW
    REAL update by I need clarification 01/18/2006, 12:45pm PST NEW
    Re: Awards Round-up, for those who care (which should be EVVVVERRYYYYONNNNEEE!) by Motherhead 01/18/2006, 2:16pm PST NEW
        How very suspicious by Pompei 01/18/2006, 2:30pm PST NEW
            Good points, I retract my statement. by Motherhead 01/18/2006, 2:54pm PST NEW
                So I responded to the wrong person. by Pompei 01/18/2006, 3:00pm PST NEW
    D.I.C.E - GoW - 7 Awards, RE4 - 0 Awards. Eat it, Capcom! by I need clarification 02/10/2006, 12:02pm PST NEW
        Re: D.I.C.E - GoW - 7 Awards, RE4 - 0 Awards. Eat it, Capcom! by Fullofkittens 02/10/2006, 12:06pm PST NEW
            Yes, you got my little joke. Congratulations. NT by I need clarification 02/10/2006, 12:54pm PST NEW
                *sob* NT by Fullofkittens 02/10/2006, 3:12pm PST NEW
        "Why don't video games embrace game language?" by David Jaffe 02/10/2006, 6:09pm PST NEW
        "ppps. GUITAR HERO freaking rocks!!!!" NT by David Jaffe 02/10/2006, 8:01pm PST NEW
            ^ This isn't really me. NT by David Jaffe 02/10/2006, 8:35pm PST NEW
                It is too!!!! Email me at DavidJaffe@djaffe.com and I'll confirm it! NT by David Jaffe 02/10/2006, 10:09pm PST NEW
                    No I won't. NT by David Jaffe 02/10/2006, 10:48pm PST NEW
                This is David Jaffe, Fags. by Pompei 02/10/2006, 11:32pm PST NEW
                    Alright, maybe you are. NT by David Jaffe 02/11/2006, 1:43am PST NEW
    GDC holds farce, honors Richard Garriott. NT by David Jaffe 03/23/2006, 6:07am PST NEW

God of War: Chains of Olympus has the best QTE ever. *spoilers* by Worm 12/19/2008, 1:51pm PST NEW
    Proof that the child porn police are doing their job by I need clarification 12/19/2008, 5:02pm PST NEW
        So what happens if you fail the QTE? Does he squeeze too hard and rip her head o NT by Fortinbras 12/19/2008, 5:09pm PST NEW
            I didn't check and lost the save. NT by Worm 12/19/2008, 5:23pm PST NEW
        Well just that and pictures of your baby. NT by Worm 12/19/2008, 5:32pm PST NEW
            I'll save my concern for people who leave their basements. NT by I need clarification 12/19/2008, 6:01pm PST NEW
                My mole-brethren and I are tunneling beneath you right now ... NT by Worm 12/19/2008, 6:06pm PST NEW
                    No, you're not doing anything. NT by I need clarification 12/19/2008, 11:07pm PST NEW
                        You just blew this case WIDE OPEN NT by Fortinbras 12/20/2008, 12:15am PST NEW

Who REALLY wrote God of War? by Jerry Whorebach 09/18/2008, 1:46am PDT NEW
    I can't talk about it, even to someone as stand-up as you, JW NT by I need clarification 09/18/2008, 2:06am PDT NEW
        I think your silence speaks for itself. v_v by Jerry Whorebach 09/18/2008, 2:21am PDT NEW
            Let's meet at Starbucks to talk it over OH THAT'S RIGHT NT by I need clarification 09/18/2008, 10:12am PDT NEW

Which is better: Hot Shots Golf 3, or Hot Shots Golf Fore (4)? by Jerry Whorebach 06/23/2008, 7:34pm PDT NEW
    I'm busy playing HSG Open Tee 2 on PSP, actually by I need clarification 06/23/2008, 7:51pm PDT NEW
    It's actually spelled "tee," and it's more like a nine-iron NT by Just topped JW, that was hard (not) 06/24/2008, 3:59am PDT NEW
        remember in whose harry crumb by Quentin Beck 06/24/2008, 7:00pm PDT NEW
            Question in Title, Character Name in Title, Steel Plate in Head NT by Quentin Beck 06/24/2008, 7:27pm PDT NEW

QB says INC has a blog, but I sure as sheol can't find it by Jerry Whorebach 04/04/2008, 4:43pm PDT NEW
    Hooray for my blog by I need clarification 04/04/2008, 5:25pm PDT NEW
        You first, moonface. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/05/2008, 6:41pm PDT NEW
            Mooooooooooooooon faaaaaaaaaace. NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/05/2008, 6:49pm PDT NEW
                Poor stalking! Your only clue is: 'surf'. If you're successful, be discreet! NT by Quétinbec 04/05/2008, 8:26pm PDT NEW
                    I have to care about someone before I can stalk them :( NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/06/2008, 3:36am PDT NEW
                    The FBI pays me to surf. NT by Mischief Maker 04/06/2008, 8:44am PDT NEW
    Where is Your Blog Now NT by 4chan meme 04/06/2008, 10:47pm PDT NEW
        I thought that one started on ytmnd. NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/06/2008, 10:55pm PDT NEW
            I did too NT by Fortinbras 04/06/2008, 11:03pm PDT NEW
                me too NT by me too guy 04/07/2008, 1:58am PDT NEW
                    YOU TOO? NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 04/07/2008, 9:54am PDT NEW

Five reasons why Resident Evil 4 was better than God of War by Jerry Whorebach 08/07/2007, 1:14pm PDT NEW
    You should check out God of War 2 - it's more! Of the same! by I need clarification 08/07/2007, 1:53pm PDT NEW
    RE4 is better than all the other RE games ever NT by Grumah 08/07/2007, 11:01pm PDT NEW
    Five Reasons why God Hand is better than Resident Evil 4 by Mischief Maker 08/08/2007, 7:28am PDT NEW
        6th reason: Poisonous Chihuahua racing NT by Cubey 08/08/2007, 8:03am PDT NEW
            7th reason: Zero "Dragon's Lair" bits NT by Belbo Jacopo 08/17/2007, 7:55am PDT NEW
                Re: 7th reason: Zero "Dragon's Lair" bits by Cubey 08/17/2007, 12:23pm PDT NEW
        I never played God Hand, heard it was a pile of weeaboo faggot fuckery (fist of NT by Grumah 08/08/2007, 8:45am PDT NEW
            It has a steep learning curve by Lizard_King 08/08/2007, 10:11am PDT NEW
                We also haven't played Shaduh of the Colossususgb NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/08/2007, 11:28am PDT NEW
                    Tried it, own it. But I don't really get the big deal. by Lizard_King 08/08/2007, 12:08pm PDT NEW
                        50% the Gfx (On a PS2!), 50% the size differential touches NT by Mischief Maker 08/08/2007, 3:13pm PDT NEW
                HOW IS THE CAMERA SYSTEM NT by Grumah 08/08/2007, 9:51pm PDT NEW
                    Never had a problem with it. by Lizard_King 08/22/2007, 6:34am PDT NEW
        I bought God Hand along with Okami when they first came out. by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2007, 11:33am PDT NEW
            Is this guy tryin to horn in on our free money business? NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/08/2007, 2:51pm PDT NEW
            Re: I bought God Hand along with Okami when they first came out. by Quentin Beck 08/08/2007, 9:27pm PDT NEW
                Here are some more I haven't gotten around to yet. by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2007, 10:08pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Here are some more I haven't gotten around to yet. by Grumah 08/08/2007, 11:23pm PDT NEW
            I'm playing Splinter Cell 3 again NT by Grumah 08/08/2007, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                I made myself finish the first one. It was terrible. by Jerry Whorebach 08/08/2007, 10:10pm PDT NEW
                    3 seemed better than the previous ones. by Lizard_King 08/08/2007, 10:12pm PDT NEW
                        Pandora multiplayer sucked by FABIO 08/17/2007, 11:48am PDT NEW
                            And yet reviewers couldn't get enough of it by Lizard_King 08/22/2007, 6:36am PDT NEW
                    The third one is the first to let you quicksave, so skip 2 by Grumah 08/08/2007, 11:22pm PDT NEW

The biggest difference between God of War and God Hand by Fullofkittens 06/01/2007, 4:45pm PDT NEW
    Re: The biggest difference between God of War and God Hand by Cubey 06/01/2007, 6:49pm PDT NEW
    Re: The biggest difference between God of War and God Hand by Belbo Jacopo 06/01/2007, 7:04pm PDT NEW
    backflip the instant your attack gets blocked NT by Flavio 06/01/2007, 9:27pm PDT NEW
        That would mean not stunning them with guard breaks. NT by Fullofkittens 06/01/2007, 10:46pm PDT NEW
            If you've already had more than one attack blocked, it's too late to break it NT by Flavio 06/01/2007, 11:19pm PDT NEW
                It's never too late to break it. by Fullofkittens 06/02/2007, 8:46am PDT NEW
                    Yes, very few attacks can get around it. The trick is... by Belbo Jacopo 06/02/2007, 12:32pm PDT NEW

Why is GoW2 so terrible? by The Happiness Engine 04/06/2007, 8:40pm PDT NEW
    Re: Why is GoW2 so terrible? by Flavio 04/07/2007, 2:03am PDT NEW
        LA LA LA NOT LISTENING by Jerry Whorebach 04/07/2007, 3:19am PDT NEW
            Re: LA LA LA NOT LISTENING by The Happiness Engine 04/07/2007, 12:17pm PDT NEW

One-Sentence Review by Jerry Whorebach 02/26/2007, 8:12pm PST NEW
    I don't even think that's a complete sentence. :( NT by I need clarification 02/27/2007, 12:49am PST NEW
        Three words do not a sentence make, nor three bosses a game. NT by Richard Lovelace 02/27/2007, 11:21am PST NEW
            When Jerry fixes that post, I'll fix GoW. Happiness (yours) is what I'm about. NT by I need clarification 02/27/2007, 11:52am PST NEW

Title by Bitter 01/25/2007, 10:57pm PST NEW
    Always good to see you drop by NT by Ice Cream Jonsey! 01/26/2007, 1:09am PST NEW
        What the fuck was that NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/26/2007, 1:09am PST NEW
    A helpful walkthrough helped walk me through god mode and the challanges of the NT by Jhoh Cable o_O 01/26/2007, 3:43am PST NEW
    We're still strangers NT by Pagination 01/26/2007, 10:25am PST NEW
    I am a lazy motherfucker that hates PHP NT by Entropy Stew 01/26/2007, 11:03am PST NEW

David Jaffe tells Sony marketing cunt to go fuck himself. by Motherhead 12/05/2006, 1:25am PST NEW
    He's the dopest dev alive NT by jokerxl5 (6 hours ago) 12/05/2006, 2:03am PST NEW
        LOL! YOU SAW IT BEFORE? REALLY? NT by It deserved to be Here, faggot. 12/05/2006, 2:23am PST NEW
            I'm pasting one of the YouTube comments you FUCKING IDIOT NT by jokerxl5 (6 hours ago) 12/05/2006, 2:30am PST NEW
                Ha! I thought that was a digg comment. NT by You're still a faggot. 12/05/2006, 3:14am PST NEW
                    Your stupidity is proven. My gayness is still up for naked debate! NT by jokerxl5 (6 hours ago) 12/05/2006, 4:12am PST NEW
    I see you've incorporated my "Bionic Commando" suggestion by Mischief Maker 12/12/2006, 5:28am PST NEW
        I have heard the cry of the people by David Jaffe 12/12/2006, 5:42am PST NEW

Christ almighty by Da Return 11/08/2006, 5:15pm PST NEW
    Well if he has limitless power, is omniscient, and is the CREATOR of man... NT by Mischief Mephistopheles 11/08/2006, 5:39pm PST NEW
        Why so many foot problems? by Worm 11/08/2006, 8:04pm PST NEW
    Another thing about Jesus by Bodybag 11/08/2006, 9:42pm PST NEW
        Like all non-Cuban hispanics 8( NT by Gov. Schwarzenegger 11/08/2006, 10:01pm PST NEW

This is actually pretty funny by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 12:49pm PDT NEW
    The actor is Anthony Scruggs, and it's barely pretty funny. NT by Quentin Beck 06/26/2006, 8:20pm PDT NEW
        Wrong on both counts. by I need clarification 06/26/2006, 11:07pm PDT NEW

GoW2 (do you guys even care anymore?) :( by I need clarification 04/24/2006, 9:48pm PDT NEW
    I saw it on the cover of Game Informer! NT by Creexul :( 04/24/2006, 10:01pm PDT NEW
        my favorite part from that Game Informer preview by Blobbio 04/27/2006, 3:08pm PDT NEW
    Saw the trailer by God of Mischief 04/27/2006, 11:31am PDT NEW
        How can there be a sequel? Doesn't Kratos kill Ares? by laudablepuss 04/27/2006, 1:38pm PDT NEW
            he takes on the 3 Fates apparently NT by Blobbio 04/27/2006, 3:07pm PDT NEW
            FUCKING SPOILERS NT by Col. Schickn 05/04/2006, 12:23am PDT NEW

Gamespy weighs in with extreme hyperbole by I need clarification 03/31/2006, 8:56pm PST NEW
    I meant number two PS2 game of all time. :( NT by I need clarification 03/31/2006, 8:58pm PST NEW
    David Jaffe, the guy who does illustrations for Mad Magazine. NT by Creexul :( 03/31/2006, 9:57pm PST NEW
    I think he also did snappy comebacks NT by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 04/01/2006, 12:26am PST NEW

Giant God of War 2 preview in Game Informer by David Jaffe 03/23/2006, 3:20pm PST NEW
    They drink piss on quartertothree.com. I'm glad you post here instead. NT by More Tits in GoW2 03/24/2006, 12:35am PST NEW
        Kratos will now have to walk a balance beam over a giant pit full of tits NT by David Jaffe 03/24/2006, 1:47am PST NEW

God of War is a great culmination of... Japanese game design! by Hideo Kojima 02/11/2006, 11:06am PST NEW
    The injection of Chinese in that post made me feel like I was watching Firefly! NT by Fussbett 02/11/2006, 12:06pm PST NEW
        I don't know what Japs call white people NT by Hideo Kojima 02/11/2006, 3:08pm PST NEW
            Gaijin, pronounced cunt. You don't want to know what we call Koreans. NT by David Jaffe 02/11/2006, 3:26pm PST NEW
                Slave? NT by Chairman Mao 02/11/2006, 3:54pm PST NEW
                    Garlic Eaters NT by Fussbett 02/11/2006, 4:55pm PST NEW
                David Jaffe is Japanese? by Creexul :( 02/11/2006, 4:54pm PST NEW
                    No, but I design games like one. PROTIP: That's the whole point of this thread. NT by David Jaffe 02/11/2006, 7:40pm PST NEW
                        No you AIN'T alright. NT by Creexul :( 02/12/2006, 8:50pm PST NEW

Dave Jaffe: nigga needs to get PAYUD by McMoo the Anti-Drug Cow 02/10/2006, 8:49am PST NEW
    much like that entire site NT by Bourgeoisvio 02/10/2006, 1:30pm PST NEW

Hey here's one for inc. by Creexul :( 11/18/2005, 8:11am PST NEW

Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by bombMexico 03/25/2005, 12:58am PST NEW
    Boundries of gay: broken? by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 9:36am PST NEW
        PS: someone should post the BRAND NEW Xenosaga 2 thing there. NT by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 9:40am PST NEW
            Banned Already? NT by Darth Darth Darth Darth 03/25/2005, 9:43am PST NEW
                Well no. But I shouldn't have to be the one to post everything awesome. by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 9:54am PST NEW
                    Re: Well no. But I shouldn't have to be the one to post everything awesome. by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 12:32pm PST NEW
                        Scratch that, I am banned. :( NT by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 3:29pm PST NEW
                        Mallo uses bomb diggity a lot. NT by bink 03/25/2005, 4:56pm PST NEW
        Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by BaldHeaded John 03/26/2005, 12:09pm PST NEW
            What and why should I care again? :( NT by Creexul :( 03/26/2005, 12:41pm PST NEW
        Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by Hey asshole 03/27/2005, 4:07pm PST NEW
            Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by Creexul :( 03/27/2005, 8:55pm PST NEW
                PERMABANNED THAT IS NT by Creexul :( 03/27/2005, 8:56pm PST NEW
        Re: Boundries of gay: broken? by Hey asshole 03/27/2005, 4:27pm PST NEW
            I was hoping this was the result of this thread finally being posted to mcaf. by Creexul :( 03/27/2005, 8:53pm PST NEW
                you'd think they'd appreciate having the spotlight FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES. by bombMexico 03/28/2005, 6:04pm PST NEW
                    Re: you'd think they'd appreciate having the spotlight FOR ONCE IN THEIR LIVES. by Creexul :( 03/28/2005, 7:23pm PST NEW
            When a homosexual calls someone an asshole, is he actually insulting him? by Tony 03/27/2005, 9:11pm PST NEW
    I'll pile on. by Fussbett 03/25/2005, 9:44am PST NEW
        ASCII art in posts? My Gayometer is broken forever. NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/25/2005, 9:49am PST NEW
        Re: I'll pile on. by Darth Darth Darth Darth 03/25/2005, 10:25am PST NEW
        I hate this part the most by Quentin Beck 03/25/2005, 10:53am PST NEW
    WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by The Happiness Engine 03/25/2005, 9:52am PST NEW
        Thanks for copping all my truths! by extarbags 03/25/2005, 10:57am PST NEW
        Re: WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by FABIO 03/25/2005, 2:26pm PST NEW
            Re: WWKD? (What would Kratos do?) by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 2:49pm PST NEW
                Huh? NT by Casual observer 03/25/2005, 3:06pm PST NEW
                    Ladies and gentlemen, the new laudablepuss. NT by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 3:12pm PST NEW
                        What? NT by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 6:00pm PST NEW
                            Never did understand why me saying that was a big deal but whatever. by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 6:03pm PST NEW
                                Caltrops is desperate for a break-out character with catchphrase. by Bill Dungsroman 03/25/2005, 6:29pm PST NEW
                                What? NT by laudablepuss NT by MechaFussbett 03/25/2005, 9:23pm PST NEW
                                    C'mon, I haven't used that in ages. by Fussbett 03/26/2005, 10:24am PST NEW
                                        Re: C'mon, I haven't used that in ages. by laudablepuss 03/26/2005, 3:52pm PST NEW
                                            I think there was an overarching argument too, not just quoting. NT by Fussbett 03/26/2005, 8:39pm PST NEW
    Re: Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by Latin Rhythm 03/26/2005, 8:17am PST NEW
        Schoo so step to eet baybee!! by Gloria Estefan 03/26/2005, 3:05pm PST NEW
    Re: Gay Gaming site MMCafe reviews GoW by deisied 09/30/2005, 11:41pm PDT NEW
        I'm sure someone will be down to talk to you in just a moment. NT by Caltrops Receptionist 10/05/2005, 7:36pm PDT NEW
            He was more offended that he was called gay than a pedophile, SICKFUCK NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 10/06/2005, 7:24am PDT NEW

Fabio has competition by I need clarification 08/26/2005, 12:59pm PDT NEW
    That does it. I'm leaving. NT by FABIO 08/26/2005, 5:11pm PDT NEW
    "He could be eatin' one while the other one's doin' it" NT by Helpful Daughter 08/27/2005, 5:37pm PDT NEW

Here goes INC talking about GoW again! (SNIFFLE - jeep) by I need clarification 07/12/2005, 1:16pm PDT NEW
    Re: Here goes INC talking about GoW again! (SNIFFLE - jeep) by FABIO 07/12/2005, 4:06pm PDT NEW

Hey I need clarification! by Vab Bonanzo 06/22/2005, 1:40pm PDT NEW
    The balance beams. NT by binkbot 1.1 06/22/2005, 2:31pm PDT NEW
        oh no by Vab Bonanzo 06/22/2005, 4:30pm PDT NEW
            Is that true? by I need clarification 06/22/2005, 5:07pm PDT NEW
            Re: oh no by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/23/2005, 2:18am PDT NEW

Fuck you, INC by Kab(uke) Seme 04/25/2005, 12:45am PDT NEW
    Pirate it, loser. I did. NT by Mysterio 04/25/2005, 3:53am PDT NEW
        YOU FAWKIN FAGGOTS CAN'T EVEN RENT IT? NT by Creexul :( 04/25/2005, 5:28am PDT NEW
            Mysterios: unable to post plausible bullshit. NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/25/2005, 10:24am PDT NEW
            And the difference between renting it and downloading it is what? by SMART GUY 04/30/2005, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                F fucking minus NT by Your economics professor 04/30/2005, 10:18pm PDT NEW
    Re: Fuck you, INC by ==->>*GENERAL ZOD*<<-== 05/04/2005, 11:41pm PDT NEW
        Click on this forum, then "show all threads" NT by Fullofkittens 05/05/2005, 7:17am PDT NEW
            er, "view" NT by Fullofkittens 05/05/2005, 7:19am PDT NEW
    It might be worth paying real money for NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/05/2005, 11:30am PDT NEW

God Damn it, INC! Your game DID smash my controller!!! by Mischief Maker 04/15/2005, 6:40pm PDT NEW
    Was that a better or worse workout than DDR? NT by I need clarification 04/15/2005, 8:01pm PDT NEW
        Whoah, I thought you said BDR. That was uncomfortable. by Bill Dungsroman 04/17/2005, 10:29am PDT NEW
    pitch in the extra $5 for first party accessories you cheap bastard NT by FABIO 04/15/2005, 11:18pm PDT NEW
        Or get $10 off if you buy them in bulk like Keyboardy McFlipper here ^ NT by Bodybag 04/16/2005, 5:37pm PDT NEW
    So you didn't even get to the sealed doors by giant rolling lava rocks NT by George Thorogood - I Drink Alone.mp 04/17/2005, 4:16am PDT NEW

Zeus voice actor = main character in Sacrifice? NT by FABIO 04/13/2005, 12:53am PDT NEW
    And the Colonel in MGS1 and 2 (and sort of 3). by Creexul :( 04/13/2005, 1:30am PDT NEW
        what's metal gear? by FABIO 04/13/2005, 2:17am PDT NEW

Micro review by FABIO 03/28/2005, 8:48pm PST NEW
    clarification (special review for Curst!) by FABIO 03/28/2005, 11:21pm PST NEW
        Raise the difficulty level, powerup the blades of chaos. NT by Mischief Maker 03/29/2005, 8:51am PST NEW
            ...smash controller. NT by I need clarification 03/29/2005, 10:03am PST NEW
                ...recycle joke NT by I-82 Jew 03/29/2005, 10:35am PST NEW
                    ...run to Caltrops and gaily heap retarded anonymous criticism hithter and yon. by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/29/2005, 10:48am PST NEW
        Re: clarification (special review for Curst!) by curst 03/31/2005, 11:24am PST NEW
            "Too easy" (too easy) by Fullofkittens 03/31/2005, 6:48pm PST NEW
                I can only speak for BG&E. by Bill Dungsroman 03/31/2005, 7:08pm PST NEW
                    HARDCORE!!! Rrrrrragh! I R 133+!!!!!!1!!! by Mischief Maker 03/31/2005, 8:29pm PST NEW
                        Re: HARDCORE!!! Rrrrrragh! I R 133+!!!!!!1!!! by Chemdem 04/01/2005, 4:54pm PST NEW
                            They partake in the sex act compulsively, and without joy NT by Maude L. 04/01/2005, 5:26pm PST NEW
                    Yeah, why hasn't FABIO chimed in on this thread? by FABIO 03/31/2005, 8:50pm PST NEW
                        You're still missing my/FoK's point by Mischief Maker 03/31/2005, 9:48pm PST NEW
                            Analogy by Mischief Maker 03/31/2005, 10:01pm PST NEW
                                I think I need one more analogy NT by FABIO 03/31/2005, 10:29pm PST NEW
                            so by FABIO 04/01/2005, 5:31pm PST NEW
                        Re: Yeah, why hasn't FABIO chimed in on this thread? by Fullofkittens 03/31/2005, 10:59pm PST NEW
                            Re: Yeah, why hasn't FABIO chimed in on this thread? by curst 04/01/2005, 8:00am PST NEW
                Re: "Too easy" (too easy) by The Happiness Engine 04/07/2005, 11:22pm PDT NEW
                    Re: "Too easy" (too easy) by Fullofkittens 04/08/2005, 1:01am PDT NEW
                        Re: "Too easy" (too easy) by The Happiness Engine 04/12/2005, 8:09pm PDT NEW
    Heeee's just aaaaa stereooootype NT by The Specials 03/29/2005, 10:57am PST NEW
    So everyone thinks the balance beams made the gameplay unbalanced? by I need clarification 03/31/2005, 11:49pm PST NEW
        I actually like the balance beam parts a lot. NT by extarbags 04/09/2005, 1:54pm PDT NEW

IGN already reviewing God of War 2 by I need clarification 04/06/2005, 4:49pm PDT NEW
    Re: IGN already reviewing God of War 2 by Rafiki 04/06/2005, 8:10pm PDT NEW
    Re: IGN already reviewing God of War 2 by FABIO 04/06/2005, 8:39pm PDT NEW
        Faggot shit sure to be featured in GOW2 by Baltimora - Tarzan Boy.mp3 04/09/2005, 5:16pm PDT NEW
            Re: Faggot shit sure to be featured in GOW2 by Creexul :( 04/09/2005, 5:17pm PDT NEW
                Could Star Trek The Next Generation: Generations had been any worse? Yes! by FABIO 04/09/2005, 6:39pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Could Star Trek The Next Generation: Generations had been any worse? Yes! by Creexul :( 04/09/2005, 8:50pm PDT NEW
                        so him getting crushed by a walkway was better? NT by FABIO 04/09/2005, 11:13pm PDT NEW
                            There's a happy ending to this story by Siskel and Ebert 04/10/2005, 12:10am PDT NEW
                            Technically I think the death was "falling off a cliff." NT by Creexul :( 04/10/2005, 12:34am PDT NEW
                                Which by the way is a perfect counterpoint to one of the first ST5 scenes. by Creexul :( 04/10/2005, 12:36am PDT NEW
                                    NOOOOO no by Baltimora - Tarzan Boy.mp3 04/10/2005, 12:37am PDT NEW
                                        liberal hollywood telling us to surrender to the terrorists NT by FABIO 04/10/2005, 1:29am PDT NEW
                                            http://www.bringbackkirk.com/ NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/10/2005, 1:33am PDT NEW
                                    It also invalidates a line in TNG (Ep. 1?) by Bill Dungsroman 04/11/2005, 2:41am PDT NEW
                                        He did. by Creexul :( 04/11/2005, 4:10am PDT NEW
                                            Okay. Continuity:1 Ignoble Kirk Death: 1 also. NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/11/2005, 10:02am PDT NEW
                                At the bottom of the cliff, the Gorn should have been waiting to battle him. NT by mark 04/11/2005, 12:15am PDT NEW
                                    Follow up: by mark 04/11/2005, 12:18am PDT NEW
                                    Then he makes out with a green chick. Then Picard wakes up, it was all a dream. NT by Mischief Maker 04/12/2005, 3:42pm PDT NEW
                        ALL of the TNG movies are TERRIBLE. by bink, in Kentucky. 04/11/2005, 9:29am PDT NEW
                            First Contact was good. If they took out the Borg queen it would have been great NT by FABIO 04/11/2005, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                                Insurrection wasn't too bad either. NT by Creexul :( 04/11/2005, 4:20pm PDT NEW
                                    Insurrection may not have been too bad, but it sure wasn't too good. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/11/2005, 4:59pm PDT NEW
                                        It was better than Nemesis, and probably should've been the real last TNG movie. NT by Creexul :( 04/11/2005, 11:07pm PDT NEW
                                            Nemesis = How much stupid shit can we add to Wrath of Kahn? by FABIO 04/11/2005, 11:48pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: Nemesis = How much stupid shit can we add to Wrath of Kahn? by Creexul :( 04/12/2005, 3:55am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Nemesis = How much stupid shit can we add to Wrath of Kahn? by laudablepuss 04/12/2005, 3:40pm PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Nemesis = How much stupid shit can we add to Wrath of Kahn? by Mischief Maker 04/12/2005, 4:01pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Nemesis = How much stupid shit can we add to Wrath of Kahn? by Creexul :( 04/12/2005, 4:24pm PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Nemesis = How much stupid shit can we add to Wrath of Kahn? by laudable Lords of Magic 04/12/2005, 5:03pm PDT NEW
                                                                Goddamnit I knew I'd fuck that up. >:( NT by laudablepuss 04/12/2005, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                                                                    Called shot. NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/12/2005, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                                                                        It's just a little thing I do. I think the chicks dig it. NT by laudablepuss 04/12/2005, 6:05pm PDT NEW
                                                                            The SAS sunk your chicks :( NT by Entropy Stew 04/12/2005, 6:41pm PDT NEW
                                The Borg Queen is basically what ruined it, honestly. 7 or 8 down to 2. NT by bink 04/11/2005, 7:50pm PDT NEW
            Re: Faggot shit sure to be featured in GOW2 by BaldHeaded John 04/10/2005, 5:09pm PDT NEW
        Re: IGN already reviewing God of War 2 by Baltimora - Tarzan Boy.mp3 04/09/2005, 5:17pm PDT NEW
            whoops NT by Baltimora - Tarzan Boy.mp3 04/09/2005, 5:18pm PDT NEW
                whoa-o-o-o-o-ooh whoa-o-ah whoa-o-o-o-oooh whoa-o-oh! NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/09/2005, 5:49pm PDT NEW
    More natural double-jumps! by extarbags 04/09/2005, 1:57pm PDT NEW
        Re: More natural double-jumps! by FABIO 04/09/2005, 6:23pm PDT NEW
            Re: More natural double-jumps! by extarbags 04/12/2005, 5:55pm PDT NEW

Ain't it God of War?! by I need clarification 04/12/2005, 12:49am PDT NEW
    In Star Trek they could just have a computer read scripts to them NT by Wil Wheaton 04/12/2005, 1:45am PDT NEW
        Would the real Wil Wheaton really make a Star Trek reference? :( NT by Creexul :( 04/12/2005, 3:45am PDT NEW
    I don't have the heart to hit that link. :( NT by Creexul :( 04/12/2005, 3:46am PDT NEW
        Good instincts, kid! by Fussbett 04/12/2005, 8:18am PDT NEW
            [AIM] Good instincts, kid! NT by bink 04/12/2005, 10:03am PDT NEW
    Re: Ain't it God of War?! by Bill Dungsroman 04/12/2005, 1:44pm PDT NEW
        Look, it's the new bink. NT by I need clarification 04/12/2005, 2:14pm PDT NEW
            INC thinks BDR is the new bink NT by incbot 04/12/2005, 2:15pm PDT NEW
            Look, it's the new laudablepuss. NT by Bill Dungsroman 04/12/2005, 3:08pm PDT NEW
                HELLO! I'm standing RIGHT HERE. by laudablepuss 04/12/2005, 3:13pm PDT NEW

GoW: Inappropriate and too short, much like BDR's dick. by I need clarification 04/06/2005, 4:48pm PDT NEW
    On gratuitousness. by Fussbett 04/06/2005, 5:18pm PDT NEW
        Re: On gratuitousness. by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2005, 5:53pm PDT NEW
    On the crossing of homonymic rifts like so much Sea of Galilee by Ray of Light 04/06/2005, 6:12pm PDT NEW
        Contains appropriateness issues in every category by Zantac teh Destrucotr 04/06/2005, 7:55pm PDT NEW
    Vulgar and off-putting, like INC's sex tape. by Bill Dungsroman 04/06/2005, 8:28pm PDT NEW
        At least I don't have a small dick. That I keep in a cooler under a bed. by I need clarification 04/06/2005, 8:49pm PDT NEW
    "God of War [is]... Outstanding... Brilliant!" NT by Christ-Centered Game Reviews 04/07/2005, 9:23pm PDT NEW
        Better redo the packaging to include that review. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/07/2005, 9:51pm PDT NEW
    Wow, two easy targets in one efficient post. I clearly have a lot to learn. NT by bink, in Kentucky. 04/11/2005, 9:45am PDT NEW

This is really fucking fun but the balance beam Kerri Strug shit sucks. NT by Kthor 03/30/2005, 4:08pm PST NEW

Continuing that thread about gays. by Creexul :( 03/29/2005, 1:34pm PST NEW
    "bbut they really are huge fags!" A LIKELY EXCUSE NT by bombMexico 03/29/2005, 1:50pm PST NEW

At least one faggot wants to fuck Kratos! by Worm 03/29/2005, 1:05am PST NEW
    Snooped by Bill Dungsroman 03/29/2005, 1:15am PST NEW
    Don't I count? NT by Senor Barborito 03/29/2005, 6:55am PST NEW

ZERO POINT ZERO by Rafiki 03/28/2005, 9:26pm PST NEW

God of War Powers Sony (hardware) Sales by Choson 03/28/2005, 4:32pm PST NEW

This is the Chalice of Torment by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 03/28/2005, 2:01pm PST NEW

Zseni Interviews GoW God, I need clarification by Zseni: Warrior-Poet 03/27/2005, 9:01pm PST NEW
    What, no color coding? :( by Creexul :( 03/27/2005, 9:10pm PST NEW
        They're Indian. The vase is their husband. The breaking is his heart. by Mischief Maker 03/28/2005, 8:33am PST NEW
        Re: What, no color coding? :( by I need clarification 03/28/2005, 10:19am PST NEW
    Re: Zseni Interviews GoW God, I need clarification by martini 03/28/2005, 8:41am PST NEW
        Re: Zseni Interviews GoW God, I need clarification by Mysterio 03/28/2005, 10:53am PST NEW
    Re: Zseni Interviews GoW God, I need clarification by laudablepuss 03/28/2005, 11:52am PST NEW

INC's new Porsche, threatened? by Motherhead 03/28/2005, 12:13am PST NEW

Gametrailers.com review for the lazy by Mysterio 03/26/2005, 6:12am PST NEW
    weird, why is that no clickable? NT by Mysterio 03/26/2005, 6:12am PST NEW
        anyway by Mysterio 03/26/2005, 6:13am PST NEW
        You used HRF instead of HREF, which is funny. NT by Fussbett 03/26/2005, 9:54am PST NEW

GoW on Qt3 by Fussbett 03/24/2005, 2:21pm PST NEW
    Let me get this straight, I can't register to qt3 and call Kitsune a faggot? NT by Creexul :( 03/24/2005, 2:33pm PST NEW
    You left out the best part of the Kitsune quote by Voyons Donc 03/24/2005, 3:16pm PST NEW
        Re: You left out the best part of the Kitsune quote by Creexul :( 03/24/2005, 3:36pm PST NEW
            Deleted already =( NT by Chillum 03/24/2005, 4:06pm PST NEW
                That place is pretty strict. by Fussbett 03/24/2005, 4:10pm PST NEW
                    Re: That place is pretty strict. by Creexul :( 03/24/2005, 4:29pm PST NEW
                        Re: That place is pretty strict. by laudablepuss 03/24/2005, 5:06pm PST NEW
                            Re: That place is pretty strict. by Creexul :( 03/24/2005, 6:21pm PST NEW
                                Re: That place is pretty strict. by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 12:02am PST NEW
                                    Puto! NT by Casual observer 03/25/2005, 12:05am PST NEW
                                        Speak english you godless heathen. by laudablepuss 03/25/2005, 12:20am PST NEW
                                    Re: That place is pretty strict. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/25/2005, 3:57am PST NEW
                                        Re: That place is pretty strict. by Creexul :( 03/25/2005, 9:05am PST NEW
                    Re: That place is pretty strict. by Souffle of Pain 03/24/2005, 5:19pm PST NEW
            Twenty minutes later: GONE by Voyons Donc 03/24/2005, 4:31pm PST NEW
    Me too! NT by extarbags 03/24/2005, 5:11pm PST NEW
        Did I post that? by extarbags 03/24/2005, 8:45pm PST NEW
            Re: Did I post that? by extarbags 03/24/2005, 9:15pm PST NEW
                That one, I did post. NT by extarbags :/ 03/24/2005, 9:19pm PST NEW

Somehow a conversation about God of War turned into ME. by Creexul :( 03/24/2005, 10:50am PST NEW
    Could anyone be bothered to read all of this? >:( NT by Cat Stevens - Peace Train.mp3 03/24/2005, 11:31am PST NEW
        Wait a minute, I thought you were Creexul NT by OR MAYBE YOU ARE (WHOA) 03/24/2005, 12:55pm PST NEW
            Um, no. :( NT by Creexul :( 03/24/2005, 2:31pm PST NEW
    There is an AIM log in that post. NT by binkbot 03/24/2005, 2:28pm PST NEW

Gamespot says: God of War is better than Half-Life 2 by Fussbett 03/21/2005, 6:17am PST NEW
    And as good as Halo 2. NT by Creexul :( 03/21/2005, 6:49am PST NEW
    Can't wait! by Fullofkittens 03/21/2005, 7:13am PST NEW
        Re: Can't wait! by laudablepuss 03/21/2005, 10:49am PST NEW
    Does anyone else have a problem with this word? by laudablepuss 03/21/2005, 10:58am PST NEW
        Any game reviewer that uses the word "aural" is a giant fag NT by Andrew 03/21/2005, 11:02am PST NEW
            I think you might be right about faggotry. by Fussbett 03/21/2005, 11:09am PST NEW
    I guess IGN's 9.8 isn't worth mentioning? :( by I need clarification 03/22/2005, 2:48pm PST NEW
        So it's 1% better than Black and White? NT by Andrew 03/22/2005, 2:54pm PST NEW
            This is why IGN is never worth mentioning, to answer INC's question. NT by Fussbett 03/22/2005, 3:05pm PST NEW
    The problem with all these goddamn reviews... by Mischief Maker 03/23/2005, 7:22am PST NEW
        Re: The problem with all these goddamn reviews... by Creexul :( 03/23/2005, 8:08am PST NEW
            Re: The problem with all these goddamn reviews... by Fussbett 03/23/2005, 8:50am PST NEW
                DMC fans need a better name for themselves by bombMexico 03/23/2005, 7:58pm PST NEW
                    Hit it, Run! NT by Bill Dungsroman 03/23/2005, 8:12pm PST NEW
        Combat system (first impression) by Fullofkittens 03/24/2005, 12:15am PST NEW
            Ah shit, those were some pretty 170,000 pesos I used to have by Casual observer 03/24/2005, 12:26am PST NEW
            this is a good review by bombMexico 03/24/2005, 12:37am PST NEW
                What typo? NT by Clarance Carter 03/24/2005, 3:12am PST NEW
                    I guess an apostrophe is compulsory in the word sassifyin'. =( NT by Fullofkittens 03/24/2005, 7:06am PST NEW
                        i should probably play the game, just to see how leveling up is sassifying NT by bombMexico 03/24/2005, 1:33pm PST NEW
            maybe we should have included ANY of these points in the TV commercial NT by Hopefully jobless GoW ad people 03/24/2005, 3:34am PST NEW
            Re: Combat system (first impression) by Mischief Maker 03/24/2005, 10:22am PST NEW

why did I think this came out today? (It didn't) NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2005, 5:59pm PST NEW
    The Gamestop here was selling copies. NT by Bodybag 03/22/2005, 6:41pm PST NEW
        EB didn't have any. NT by Fullofkittens 03/22/2005, 7:10pm PST NEW
            AM I EVEN NEEDED HERE? NT by SAMPLE SIZE MAN 03/22/2005, 9:56pm PST NEW
    Re: why did I think this came out today? (It didn't) by HotMagma 03/23/2005, 12:54am PST NEW

Review of the GOW television commercial by Fussbett 03/21/2005, 5:38pm PST NEW
    I just saw that by FABIO 03/21/2005, 9:10pm PST NEW
        Haha, yeah I forgot to mention the translucent Kratos. Why?! NT by Fussbett 03/22/2005, 5:36am PST NEW
            Looks like they take their vacation serious. NT by Mysterio 03/22/2005, 7:08am PST NEW
            a better commercial could be made by randomly splicing internet trailer scenes by FABIO 03/22/2005, 3:42pm PST NEW

Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by Fussbett 03/17/2005, 6:24pm PST NEW
    Re: Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/17/2005, 11:25pm PST NEW
        Styx didn't have anything even okay, save their Queen ripoff, "Renegade." NT by Casual observer 03/18/2005, 1:41am PST NEW
        Watch the video to discover the horrible answer! NT by Fussbett 03/18/2005, 4:57am PST NEW
            Re: Watch the video to discover the horrible answer! by motherfuckerfoodeater 03/18/2005, 9:54am PST NEW
                Re: Watch the video to discover the horrible answer! by Fussbett 03/18/2005, 10:10am PST NEW
        Come Sail Away. :( NT by I need clarification, in OZ 03/19/2005, 1:43am PST NEW
    Re: Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by Quentin Beck 03/19/2005, 3:46pm PST NEW
        Re: Since INC is busy, I'll give you GOW news. by Mischief Maker 03/19/2005, 5:24pm PST NEW

Put anozher SCHRIMPF auf der BAHBIE by I need clarification 03/12/2005, 5:46pm PST NEW
    Hi from Down Under by I need clarification 03/19/2005, 1:49am PST NEW
        The sunburn you receive this week may take 20 years or more to become skin cance by Tony 03/19/2005, 1:55am PST NEW

Caltrops GoW Demo reviews expected soon by I need clarification 02/11/2005, 12:55am PST NEW
    11 hours remaining. Unless the MPAA shuts me down! NT by Fussbett 02/11/2005, 1:10am PST NEW
    and how about NT by the rest of us? 02/11/2005, 1:16am PST NEW
        You got a quarter? by I need clarification 02/22/2005, 9:09pm PST NEW
    How come I didn't get one? Do I have to sign an NDA??? NT by Kthor 02/11/2005, 8:34am PST NEW
        Wouldn't that defeat the point of the review? NT by jeep 02/14/2005, 6:21pm PST NEW
        Or me? by Lizard_King 03/07/2005, 10:29pm PST NEW
            Re: Or me? by E. L. Koba 03/07/2005, 11:21pm PST NEW
                Not true. by Lizard_King 03/08/2005, 5:22am PST NEW

Soundtrack available by I need clarification 03/02/2005, 11:13am PST NEW
    I was wondering where those buttons went! by Ray of Light 03/02/2005, 12:58pm PST NEW
        Re: I was wondering where those buttons went! by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 2:59pm PST NEW
            Re: I was wondering where those buttons went! by Analyst 03/02/2005, 10:17pm PST NEW
                Re: I was wondering where those buttons went! by Bill Dungsroman 03/02/2005, 10:33pm PST NEW
                Teeth Status: NT by GNASHING 03/03/2005, 12:55am PST NEW
                    Clenching or grinding may lead to jaw pain and premature filling failure NT by Analyst 03/03/2005, 1:30am PST NEW
                        Posting as Analyst may lead to people ignoring your post NT by False 03/03/2005, 1:27pm PST NEW
    Anyway, God of War, everyone! NT by I need clarification 03/03/2005, 12:50pm PST NEW
        Anyway, God; of WOAAHR, everyone! NT by The Happiness Engine 03/03/2005, 11:23pm PST NEW
        GI: "one of the best – if not the best – action game experiences on the PS2" by HotMagma 03/05/2005, 2:43am PST NEW
            Just after Fabio and everyone else trashes GI :( NT by I need clarification 03/06/2005, 8:57pm PST NEW
                Re: Just after Fabio and everyone else trashes GI :( by bombMexico 03/07/2005, 1:13am PST NEW
                    I guess we're bribing the wrong game "journalists." by I need clarification 03/07/2005, 8:53am PST NEW
                    Re: Just after Fabio and everyone else trashes GI :( by FABIO 03/07/2005, 1:05pm PST NEW
            But is there a "rape" button? by Lizard_King 03/07/2005, 10:10pm PST NEW

Hey, homebrews! What's brewin'? by I need clarification 02/26/2005, 12:46pm PST NEW
    Congrats. Go easy on the skincancer. NT by Quentin Beck 02/26/2005, 1:55pm PST NEW
    EA gives vacation? NT by The obvious joke 02/26/2005, 2:03pm PST NEW
        Sony. :( NT by Creexul :( 02/26/2005, 2:23pm PST NEW
    Re: Hey, homebrews! What's brewin'? by The Cheap Zseni Machine 02/26/2005, 2:08pm PST NEW
    Re: Hey, homebrews! What's brewin'? by Choson 02/26/2005, 3:08pm PST NEW
        IT ISN'T HER? ;-; NT by Creexul :( 02/26/2005, 3:12pm PST NEW
            It actually.................. IS >:( NT by I need clarification 02/26/2005, 3:21pm PST NEW
                She's so good, she sounds just like herself, that's how good she is. NT by Choson 02/26/2005, 3:22pm PST NEW
    Korean hackers have already played it and beat it. NT by conflictNo 02/27/2005, 10:57pm PST NEW
        That's how we play-tested it. NT by I need clarification 02/28/2005, 9:49am PST NEW

 
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