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This is where we put Mass Effect 2 jokes right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/23/2010, 12:54pm PST NEW
    Re: This is where we put Mass Effect 2 jokes right? by Arbit 03/05/2010, 11:15pm PST NEW
        That's like offensive over heea. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 11:30pm PST NEW
            You'll like this one better. by Jerry Whorebach 03/09/2010, 12:59am PST NEW
                Attractive smart people seem to really like this series. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 3:22am PST NEW
                    Commander Shepard is an ASSHOLE by Fortinbras 03/09/2010, 9:28am PST NEW
    Re: This is where we put Mass Effect 2 jokes right? by laudablepuss 01/05/2012, 3:04pm PST NEW

Mass Effect 2 DLC Review by Fortinbras 09/18/2010, 8:17pm PDT NEW
    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap NT by fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap 03/29/2011, 1:44pm PDT NEW
        Arrival blows by Fortinbras 04/14/2011, 9:14am PDT NEW
            Why does Shepherd always have to shuck and jive when he talks? by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2011, 11:07am PDT NEW

Buy Dragon Age 2, get ME2 for free NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/08/2011, 12:29pm PDT NEW
    Snooped by mysterio! by laudablepuss 04/08/2011, 12:46pm PDT NEW

one more dlc, "arrival" by soerd unf jos tes 03/29/2011, 1:02am PDT NEW
    it hit 100% and u know by soerd unf jos tes 03/29/2011, 7:45am PDT NEW
        gudman NT by gruman 03/29/2011, 8:32am PDT NEW

Available for 11 bucks from Amazon today (360) NT by Entropy Stew 12/15/2010, 12:11pm PST NEW

Interesting ME2 stats, or more material for Jerry to riff on by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/07/2010, 8:14pm PDT NEW
    I got offended when the game thought it could just assign me a last name. by Jerry Whorebach 09/07/2010, 8:54pm PDT NEW
        hahaha holy shit NT by Grebble 09/07/2010, 9:29pm PDT NEW
        Oh, Jerry! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/07/2010, 10:05pm PDT NEW
            Unemployable retards become this sites most prolific posters NT by Caltrops Trend Watch 09/08/2010, 7:37am PDT NEW
                Jerry is the best person on this site, you retarded fucks by Mysterious Stranger 09/09/2010, 11:00am PDT NEW
                    As soon as you're done preventing all posting by Noi Dau Don 09/09/2010, 12:48pm PDT NEW
                    the front page is just forum posts by Grebble 09/09/2010, 2:33pm PDT NEW
                    Agreed. by Eldjotnar 09/09/2010, 2:35pm PDT NEW
                    Which part did I lie about? Jerry IS unemployable. NT by Caltrops Trend Watch 09/09/2010, 3:18pm PDT NEW
                        Just LOOK AT THE FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!! NT by Mysterious Stranger 09/09/2010, 5:07pm PDT NEW
                            I really loved Jerry's MadKatz Throat Communicator review NT by A fucking retard 09/09/2010, 7:34pm PDT NEW
                                This is classic Caltrops ^_^ by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2010, 2:05am PDT NEW
                                    Meds are usually a factor. O_O NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 09/10/2010, 4:47pm PDT NEW
                    Fag NT by - 09/09/2010, 6:49pm PDT NEW
    The 50% thing struck me as odd. by Worm 09/08/2010, 11:13am PDT NEW
        I would think more than 50% of Bioshock players finished it. by Fullofkittens 09/08/2010, 12:17pm PDT NEW
            Bioshock players finishing Bioshock or Bioshock players finishing Mass Effect? by Worm 09/09/2010, 2:42pm PDT NEW
    The Soldier stat is unsurprising, and a damning indictment of the ammo system by Fortinbras 09/11/2010, 8:32pm PDT NEW
        Re: The Soldier stat is unsurprising, and a damning indictment of the ammo sys by Mr. Kool 09/12/2010, 6:06am PDT NEW
            No, I'm dumb, that's just a fan made mod. Good idea though. by Fortinbras 09/12/2010, 8:12am PDT NEW

lair of the shadow broker by Sword of Justice 09/03/2010, 2:30am PDT NEW
    At this rate by the time they release Mass Effect 3, #2 will have all the NT by content it should have at release 09/03/2010, 8:01am PDT NEW
        This bears emphasis by Fortinbras 09/04/2010, 10:37am PDT NEW
            Any castle upgrading in Bioware and Black Isle games should have trained you! by Worm 09/04/2010, 11:03am PDT NEW
            beat the game twice and had no trouble being fully prepared for the final battle NT by Sword of Justice 09/04/2010, 6:37pm PDT NEW
                Nobody cares. Also they increased the scanning speed and radius on mining by Fortinbras 09/04/2010, 6:44pm PDT NEW
            You were surprised that the heavily telegraphed SERIOUS BUSINESS location by Lizard_King 09/04/2010, 9:02pm PDT NEW
        That's a perfectly good complaint for Starcraft 2. :3 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 09/04/2010, 3:24pm PDT NEW
            what NT by Fortinbras 09/04/2010, 3:52pm PDT NEW
                Re: what by Souffle of Pain 09/07/2010, 9:48pm PDT NEW

It's 2 discs. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 12:07pm PST NEW
    fft discs ALSO: steam tried to punk me by up with pod people 01/26/2010, 12:13pm PST NEW
        Amazon hasn't EVEN shipped my collector's edition yet :( NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/26/2010, 12:21pm PST NEW
            :(((((((((((((((( NT by up with pod people 01/26/2010, 12:29pm PST NEW
        Thanks, also the fucking startup movies. by Lizard_King 01/26/2010, 6:33pm PST NEW
            You newbs bought the PC version, psh no class. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 9:14pm PST NEW
                I bought both 360 and PC by Lizard_King 01/27/2010, 3:40am PST NEW
        Fuck it, I'll play the Steam version while I wait on Amazon to ship my 360 copy by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/27/2010, 5:57pm PST NEW
            PS: It seemed to work without having to make a new account. Still, fuck EA. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/27/2010, 6:02pm PST NEW
                EA worked overtime to try to make this game suck in any way they could. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 6:06pm PST NEW
            Was thinking about getting it for the PC. Read your post. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/30/2010, 9:55pm PST NEW
                You still need the pc version. by Lizard_King 02/06/2010, 10:12pm PST NEW
                    plus, screenshots. NT by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 10:45pm PST NEW
    Holy shit this game is fuckin awesome. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 1:03pm PST NEW
        the pistol is hammerable now, 10 out of 10 (M1 rating is also 10) NT by irony 01/26/2010, 3:17pm PST NEW
    Fixed: Elevators, inventory, tutorials. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 4:37pm PST NEW
        Starring Martin Sheen as the Cigarette Smoking Man NT by Fortinbras 01/26/2010, 5:43pm PST NEW
        tutorials tutorials and armor/clothing customization (with achievement) by irony 01/26/2010, 5:50pm PST NEW
            The Blood-Dragon Armor sucks =( by Fortinbras 01/26/2010, 5:53pm PST NEW
    It might be a little early, but this might be one of the best RPGs ever made. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 9:14pm PST NEW
        Tali is romanceable. Automatic 10/10 NT by Fortinbras 01/26/2010, 9:24pm PST NEW
            hot black guy and two alien dudes. my cup runneth over. 12/10 NT by up with pod people 01/26/2010, 11:14pm PST NEW
                More good news for pod people by Jerry Whorebach 01/27/2010, 9:16pm PST NEW
                    jan 22: by up with pod people 01/27/2010, 9:34pm PST NEW
                        Great picture, you can't EVEN see his pecs. Psh not that he has any to speak of. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/27/2010, 9:45pm PST NEW
                        "I protest. I am NOT a merry man!" NT by Last 01/28/2010, 7:08am PST NEW
                            Fun fact: You can headbutt Michael Dorn in Mass Effect 2 NT by Fortinbras 01/28/2010, 4:50pm PST NEW
                        update: momoa just looks like neanderthal white trash. by up with pod people 08/01/2010, 8:19am PDT NEW
                            I just accidentally obliterated your post by Sword of Justice 08/01/2010, 3:42pm PDT NEW
        I hear you get a lot of great stats at the beginning by I'm the Stat Man 01/27/2010, 2:36am PST NEW
    Continuing to kick all sorts of ass up and down in the game. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 5:39am PST NEW
        I punched out that reporter bitch a SECOND time! by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 7:04am PST NEW
            I punched her out and then said "I wish I had done that the first time" because by irony 01/27/2010, 10:56pm PST NEW
        Anus simulator, yes. NT by It's the Cables, wow! 01/27/2010, 7:42am PST NEW
            These STUPID Cables have made the biggest mistake of their pathetic LIVES! NT by Not Obsessed 01/27/2010, 10:50am PST NEW
                Don't you DARE make fun of my IDOL! NT by Not a sycophant 01/27/2010, 3:05pm PST NEW
                    this is me NOT being obsessed NT by wrom 01/27/2010, 10:57pm PST NEW
                        not obsessed with proving that anyone who isn't nice to us is obsessed NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:13am PST NEW
                            psh hey obsess much obsesser of obsessions? NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:14am PST NEW
                                i know you obsess but what do i do? probably obsess never O_o NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:16am PST NEW
                                    Our enemies always prove our point for us. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 8:17am PST NEW
                                        obsessapoolza obsessingtor the obsessing robot NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:18am PST NEW
                                            posting 50 replies under someone elses name hm what word describes that behavior NT by irony 01/29/2010, 5:44am PST NEW
                                                gruman NT by gruman 01/29/2010, 5:46am PST NEW
                                                THIS IS MY NAME.THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.MY NAME IS MY BEST NT by irony 01/29/2010, 6:17pm PST NEW
                                                    Thanks wrom. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 6:41pm PST NEW
                                                        THIS IS MY MOVIE REFERENCE.THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. NT by creexul nodding sagely 01/29/2010, 7:24pm PST NEW
                                    obsess you! mister obsessor obssesington the third of the obsessed clan NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:17am PST NEW
    I'M COMMANDER SHEPHERD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 9:59am PST NEW
        I'm not really sure that the new planet-scan activity is an improvement by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 1:33pm PST NEW
            Re: I'm not really sure that the new planet-scan activity is an improvement by Hans Clastorp 01/27/2010, 2:03pm PST NEW
                Re: I'm not really sure that the new planet-scan activity is an improvement by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 2:42pm PST NEW
                The fish for the fish tank are at the Citadel in the model ships store. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 3:18pm PST NEW
                    I bought some fish but they died. :( :( :( by Hans Clastorp 01/28/2010, 10:58am PST NEW
                        I changed my mind on the credits thing. by Fortinbras 01/28/2010, 12:03pm PST NEW
                        I got maybe 2 chances to feed my fish and still ended up with 2 tanks of dead fi by irony 01/29/2010, 5:48am PST NEW
                            Re: I got maybe 2 chances to feed my fish and still ended up with 2 tanks of by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 6:28am PST NEW
                oh pumpkin by up with pod people 01/27/2010, 5:51pm PST NEW
                    I think the only lesbian romance option is Counsellor Redshirt on the bridge? NT by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 8:33pm PST NEW
                        so claims the wiki. no mangays. NT by up with pod people 01/27/2010, 9:31pm PST NEW
    the secret to prospecting: fire probes at mooltipings by irony 01/27/2010, 11:00pm PST NEW
        Re: the secret to prospecting: fire probes at mooltipings by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 10:19am PST NEW
            PS the best part is that this will save you a lot of time in planet scans. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 10:25am PST NEW
        The fastest way to prospect, full clear a planet. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 4:07pm PST NEW
    Confidential to Rafiki this has BORDERLESS FULL SCREEN MODE NT by Worm 01/28/2010, 11:08am PST NEW
        Infiltrator gets cloak. FUCKING CLOAK. by Fortinbras 01/28/2010, 1:04pm PST NEW
    Make sure to ask Liara why she hates the Shadow Broker so much. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 7:33pm PST NEW
        I did the other one first and then the path was closed!! spoil me pls. NT by up with pod people 01/29/2010, 8:28am PST NEW
            YOU NEED A FEW GRADES IN READING LIKE ME 8) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 10:16am PST NEW
            You got a Steam ID? I'll let you know. NT by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:59am PST NEW
    The most pretentious review of Mass Effect 2 you'll probably ever read. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 8:22am PST NEW
        Stupid fucking faggot is fucking retarded by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:22am PST NEW
    I got to hug Tali. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 9:29pm PST NEW
    my femshep is headed towards possible romance with garrus XD NT by irony 01/30/2010, 3:06am PST NEW
        spoiler by up with pod people 01/30/2010, 7:39am PST NEW
            bonus spoiler: Mordin commentary by up with pod people 01/30/2010, 8:32am PST NEW
                I have always felt there should be more talking heads in video games. by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 9:10am PST NEW
                    Only people with good taste are able to like Mass Effect 2. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 9:22am PST NEW
                        Would you say Mass Effect 2 is the Jsoh of video games? NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 9:28am PST NEW
                            Jerry have you tried it? Trust me you should. by Worm 01/30/2010, 9:53am PST NEW
                                I played the first one, isn't that enough? by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 10:02pm PST NEW
                                    ME1 already had the best game story of that year, no competition. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 10:15pm PST NEW
                                        Portal had a much better story. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 10:30pm PST NEW
                                            portal is a game made by id software by irony 01/30/2010, 10:48pm PST NEW
                                        Re: ME1 already had the best game story of that year, no competition. by This is Chris's Blood 01/30/2010, 10:34pm PST NEW
                                            You have to have good taste to like Mass Effect 1. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 11:29pm PST NEW
                                                I have ok taste NT by This is Chris's Blood 01/30/2010, 11:45pm PST NEW
                                                    You faggots may be absolutely right (counting his money) NT by James Cameron, Bioware consultant 01/31/2010, 12:31am PST NEW
                                                        Well thank you for that report, gentlemen. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/31/2010, 12:33am PST NEW
                                                        yea who cares about creating a worthwhile thoughtful experience let's just make NT by irony 01/31/2010, 12:33am PST NEW
                                    psh moar like erectile dysfunction force haha wait you're fighting giant ants? by irony 01/30/2010, 10:47pm PST NEW
                            It's more like the Goodfellas of video games. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 9:54am PST NEW
                                Re: It's more like the Goodfellas of video games. by I'm the Stat Man 01/31/2010, 4:33am PST NEW
                                    I would say college level at least. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/31/2010, 8:34am PST NEW
                                You said aptitude when you meant to say appreciation. NT by Last 01/31/2010, 8:48am PST NEW
                                    No it's aptitude, go ahead and look it up in the dictionary. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/31/2010, 9:09am PST NEW
                                        Dictionary referencing on a graduate student level NT by James Cameron, Bioware consultant 02/02/2010, 10:32am PST NEW
                                            Yeah put that in your mouth and suck it. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/02/2010, 2:06pm PST NEW
                    Kill yourself, please. NT by discuss. 01/30/2010, 11:34am PST NEW
                        gruman NT by gruman 01/30/2010, 12:17pm PST NEW
                            gruman? NT by gruman 01/30/2010, 8:42pm PST NEW
                            Not you too, gruman! At least Charity Man still wants me alive (out of charity). NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 10:04pm PST NEW
                        we have wromsign the likes of which even god has never seen NT by irony 01/30/2010, 10:44pm PST NEW
            Wow she looks a lot like my Femshep, but mine has a sharper face. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 9:15am PST NEW
            garrus is special he ain't just a cheap fuck let's do this right you are so spec NT by irony 01/30/2010, 10:43pm PST NEW
    I think it's worth noting by Mysterious Stranger 08/04/2010, 10:07am PDT NEW
        That would be a really good observation. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/04/2010, 5:59pm PDT NEW

hammerhead dlc is really fun. by up with pod people 07/30/2010, 11:58pm PDT NEW
    hammerhead is the only fun dlc by grasa cachorro 07/31/2010, 5:06am PDT NEW
    black people aren't allowed to save the galaxy by Sword of Justice 07/31/2010, 5:08am PDT NEW
        Ha ha ha SO MANY CHOICES!! by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 11:21am PDT NEW
            Re: Ha ha ha SO MANY CHOICES!! by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/31/2010, 11:35am PDT NEW
                I am angry. Angry about RPG's. NT by Ice Cream Whorebach 07/31/2010, 11:39am PDT NEW
                Those aren't the actual responses. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 1:39pm PDT NEW
                    I was wondering if ICJ knew this, as well. by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 2:01pm PDT NEW
                        Yeah, but they still lead to the same node. It's entirely cosmetic. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 2:31pm PDT NEW
                            Actually, if I'm remembering correctly... by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 2:40pm PDT NEW
                                Looks like Jerry doesn't know it either. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 3:16pm PDT NEW
                                it provides different paragon or renegade points and vas are paid by the word by Sword of Justice 07/31/2010, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                    jurry didn't actually play the game I think he only played 20 minutes (then keyb by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 3:27pm PDT NEW
                                        that is a good point, hey what was jirry's point again? oh he didn't have one NT by Sword of Justice 07/31/2010, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                                            I can't seem to find it. *comically checks jacket* NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 3:30pm PDT NEW
                            Man, FUCK Monkey Island, Sam & Max, etc. NT by Fortinbras 07/31/2010, 3:53pm PDT NEW
                                Right, but the choices in those games are meant to be cosmetic. by Worm 07/31/2010, 4:33pm PDT NEW
                                Mediocre corridor shooter + awful writing + minimal interactivity = Sam & Max? NT by I guess it made sense in your head! 07/31/2010, 4:35pm PDT NEW
                                    Sam and Max has awful writing? I have not played it. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 4:37pm PDT NEW
                                    Nothing gets more interactive than a point and click adventure game. NT by NOTHING. 07/31/2010, 8:45pm PDT NEW
                                        Ha ha, your hilarious sarcasm has taught us all a valuable lesson about adventur by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 10:28pm PDT NEW
                            I'm disappointed by this lack of emphasis on assless chaps. by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                                Everquest 1 had them. NT by Worm 07/31/2010, 5:22pm PDT NEW
                                Much like the new Star Trek movie, ME sucked, with all that action and excitemen NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 6:10pm PDT NEW
                                    Tell me how fast your heart was racing when Tali kissed your little dolly. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 6:18pm PDT NEW
                                        I wouldn't know I nailed Wrex and Grunt. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                Bioware fans have become indistinguishable from Square fans. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 6:16pm PDT NEW
                                    have you ever enjoyed: a science fiction movie, TV series, or book? by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 7:32pm PDT NEW
                                        I enjoyed Firefly and Dollhouse; Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda, not so much. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                                            did you play ME2 all the way through? by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 11:40pm PDT NEW
                                                I didn't play ME2 at all, so I guess I'll have to take your word for it. by Jerry Whorebach 08/01/2010, 12:16am PDT NEW
                                                    on that recommendation I will add it to netflix. ^__^ by up with pod people 08/01/2010, 7:13am PDT NEW
                                                There was by a hole. 08/01/2010, 11:48pm PDT NEW
                                        well things will never be as open ended as a pnp rpg so let's stop trying NT by Worm 07/31/2010, 10:35pm PDT NEW
                                            Party and Play RPG? by Noi Dau "Glass Closet" Don 08/01/2010, 6:06am PDT NEW

while I wasn't looking: new dlc release announced over youtube walkthrough chann by Sword of Justice 04/08/2010, 6:32am PDT NEW

Finished 3rd playthrough (first 360 playthrough) tonight, full review to come NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/16/2010, 10:59pm PDT NEW
    In related news: New character to be added via DLC by Fortinbras 03/16/2010, 11:04pm PDT NEW

official caltrops review of mass effect 2 by irony 02/15/2010, 2:51am PST NEW
    HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NT by UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 02/15/2010, 7:17am PST NEW
    Re: official caltrops review of mass effect 2 by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/15/2010, 3:36pm PST NEW
    the character editor is strongly recommended by Lizard_King 02/15/2010, 3:45pm PST NEW
        Not carrying over upgrades or renegade/paragon points is the only design flaw by Fortinbras 02/15/2010, 4:55pm PST NEW

you know what I want? omega-4 relay ancient ship exploration/salvage DLC by up with pod people 02/14/2010, 9:43pm PST NEW
    REMAME: definitions? NT by up with pod people 02/14/2010, 9:44pm PST NEW
    I WOULD LIKE ANYTHING by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/14/2010, 10:29pm PST NEW

THE STORY OF THE BRAVE VOLUS by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/13/2010, 2:43pm PST NEW
    SHEPARD LOOKS DRUNK TO MEEEE by irony 02/14/2010, 3:04am PST NEW
        It's green x_x by Jerry Whorebach 02/14/2010, 2:06pm PST NEW

bachelor party reveals shocking asari spoiler! by up with pod people 01/29/2010, 10:24am PST NEW
    THE GETH by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 2:15pm PST NEW
    secret lineage of thane krios! by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 7:28pm PST NEW
        ekansssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss NT by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2010, 7:59pm PST NEW
            YOU HAVE AROUSED... by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 8:14pm PST NEW
        I ended up romancing him in my playthrough. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/07/2010, 12:59am PST NEW
            fft REALLY? by up with pod people 02/07/2010, 11:11am PST NEW
                All of the romances are crap. by Fortinbras 02/07/2010, 1:24pm PST NEW
                    bioware, runnin' scared by up with pod people 02/07/2010, 2:00pm PST NEW
                        It's Jacob's duty to please that booty *takes off shirt to reveal 17-pack abs* NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/07/2010, 2:06pm PST NEW
                        I'm holding out for sex with Shale in Dragon Age 2 NT by Fortinbras 02/07/2010, 3:24pm PST NEW
                            yeah, keep aiming low. I'm fucking an archdemon if it's the last thing I do NT by up with pod people 02/07/2010, 3:28pm PST NEW
                                Speaking of aiming low... by Fortinbras 02/08/2010, 6:40pm PST NEW
                        hey you're a human female why don't you have a body like that? :D by irony 02/07/2010, 4:07pm PST NEW
                bioware listened to the concerns of the fans by irony 02/07/2010, 3:21pm PST NEW
                Wow your Femshep is one ugly ass BITCH NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 6:50am PST NEW
                    would NT by gruman 02/08/2010, 6:53am PST NEW

You don't get to see Tali's face. THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS. Also: Review? by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 6:59pm PST NEW
    Hm we should probably wait for me and Jso's review of ME2. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 7:07pm PST NEW
        psh yeah whenever you finally fuckin finish it 8) NT by Fortincable 01/29/2010, 7:23pm PST NEW
            Even if we wrote nothing it would still be worth waiting for. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 9:20pm PST NEW
    What's wrong with your faaaaaace? by Entropy Stew 02/08/2010, 9:47am PST NEW
        SHE'S SWIMMING IN ANTIBIOTICS MMMMMMMM *JIZZ* by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 9:56am PST NEW
            true NT by irony 02/08/2010, 11:27am PST NEW
                gruman NT by grumans chinese theatre 02/08/2010, 12:57pm PST NEW
                    Not "truman"? Sloppy! NT by Fussbett 02/08/2010, 1:14pm PST NEW
        Re: What's wrong with your faaaaaace? by Fortinbras 02/08/2010, 1:22pm PST NEW

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite board on Caltrops. NT by Shepard 02/06/2010, 9:44pm PST NEW
    fucking paragons. NT by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 10:46pm PST NEW

Weapon Locations - Are these random? Here's my list. by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:45am PST NEW
    Forgot Assault Rifle from recruiting Archangel NT by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:46am PST NEW
    I got the Katana at the beginning of the game. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 2:13pm PST NEW
    Class specific weapon upgrades on Collector ship by Mr. Kool 02/03/2010, 2:44pm PST NEW
        just get the class specific weapon upgrade by irony 02/03/2010, 2:51pm PST NEW
            Re: just get the class specific weapon upgrade by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/03/2010, 2:53pm PST NEW
                yes, whatever main weapon your class uses, get the weapon upgrade for it by irony 02/04/2010, 6:53am PST NEW
        No don't pick any of them up, why would anyone upgrade weapons it's ridiculous. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/03/2010, 2:53pm PST NEW
            Ramboing shit down with that is fantasitc by Worm 02/03/2010, 3:09pm PST NEW
                We beat the game and I took a break. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/03/2010, 3:26pm PST NEW
                    I am slowly working through the replay NT by irony 02/04/2010, 6:54am PST NEW

garrus helps shepard hide the bud light by irony 02/02/2010, 3:11am PST NEW

Is anyone else finding themselves getting glitched out? by Worm 01/29/2010, 7:49am PST NEW
    glitched and crashing, yes by up with pod people 01/29/2010, 8:33am PST NEW
        As long as you don't repeat this mistake with Bioshock 2 (only get it on the 360 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 10:17am PST NEW
            Everyone should feel responsible to warez Bioshock 2 hard as fuck. NT by Worm 01/29/2010, 1:09pm PST NEW

new trailer, looks awesome by irony 12/27/2009, 5:25pm PST NEW
    a shitton of new videos are up by irony 01/09/2010, 9:23pm PST NEW

Mass Effect 2 weapons have limited ammunition? WHAT. THE. FUCK. NT by Fortinbras 12/21/2009, 8:36am PST NEW
    Re: Mass Effect 2 weapons have limited ammunition? WHAT. THE. FUCK. by The Gaijin 12/21/2009, 8:38am PST NEW
        Some shit about "heat sinks" by Fortinbras 12/21/2009, 8:41am PST NEW
    Your anger is better directed at me NT by Shitty writing 12/21/2009, 8:45am PST NEW
        Or me! (Pretend my name is any other aspect of Mass Effect) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/21/2009, 9:32am PST NEW
            Sounds like you can't handle me, Cmdr. Jerry Shepard NT by Infinite Tatoo chick 12/21/2009, 9:44am PST NEW
        Bioware's shitty writing. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/21/2009, 2:50pm PST NEW
            exists in the same dimensional plane as george lucas' great writing by irony 12/21/2009, 3:48pm PST NEW
                Look, I liked Mass Effect by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/21/2009, 5:53pm PST NEW
                    But still far better than the average video games' writing NT by Fortinbras 12/21/2009, 5:56pm PST NEW
                        I am not willing to agree with this without some parsing. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/21/2009, 9:25pm PST NEW
                            You're both wrong >=( by Infinite Tatoo chick 12/22/2009, 6:35am PST NEW
                                Re: You're both wrong >=( by The Gaijin 12/22/2009, 6:51am PST NEW
                                    You are both complete and utter faggots (and probably FABIO) NT by Fortinbras 12/22/2009, 9:40am PST NEW
                                        You're right. Ammunition is what I should be flipping out over. NT by FABIO 12/22/2009, 9:57am PST NEW
                                            What killed Deus Ex 2? That's right. NT by AMMUNITION 12/22/2009, 10:00am PST NEW
                                                Nope NT by Cramped levels, boring story 12/22/2009, 10:19am PST NEW
                                                Limited ammo is a sure sign a game will suck NT by Sportsbra, smartest Caltrops poster 12/22/2009, 10:24am PST NEW
                    What part, them being in outer space, or aliens? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/21/2009, 5:57pm PST NEW
                    wrong on all counts, care to try again? (I wouldn't recommend it) NT by irony 12/22/2009, 4:31am PST NEW
                        The fact that stroke-fantasy dialog plays an important role in your life does by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/22/2009, 10:53am PST NEW
                            Grabbing at straws to find something to hate about Mass Effect. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/22/2009, 2:53pm PST NEW
                                Your departure from reality is deeply persuasive. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/22/2009, 5:15pm PST NEW
                                    Bioware's writing is good, and you are wrong. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/22/2009, 5:33pm PST NEW
                                    mffe takes us on a journey outside reality, then blames the journey on us by irony 12/22/2009, 9:36pm PST NEW

Tigh is in Mass Effect 2. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 8:49am PST NEW
    haha girl cylon is now playing a 3D talking vulva by up with pod people 12/14/2009, 10:46am PST NEW
        The only downside is Martin Sheen. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 12:18pm PST NEW
    All these people want to tell you what a unique and precious flower you are by (in Mass Effect 2) 12/14/2009, 5:13pm PST NEW
        someone is jealous of true greatness it sounds like NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/15/2009, 1:17am PST NEW
    2/3 of the cast of Chuck is in ME2. NT by Mr. Kool 12/22/2009, 8:07am PST NEW

Blue Ass Effect 2: This Time It's Her Tattoos That Are Blue by Jerry Whorebach 09/28/2009, 10:28am PDT NEW
    she's so edgy she's all edge and no surface like a big edgy edged thing with edg by up with pod people 09/28/2009, 11:00am PDT NEW
    gonna have to buy both of those NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/28/2009, 11:31am PDT NEW
        I didn't want Dragon Age I don't care about gay swords. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/28/2009, 11:33am PDT NEW
            Suggesting Dragon Age won't be shit is such a painful and obvious troll. NT by Worm 09/28/2009, 11:43am PDT NEW
    Oh Bioware, you are so predictable. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/28/2009, 12:07pm PDT NEW

Does anybody remember Protostar? by Fortinbras 06/18/2009, 6:11pm PDT NEW
    I do by FABIO 06/18/2009, 9:57pm PDT NEW

watched the trailer for the second by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 6:08pm PDT NEW
    The only downside was the vehicle parts. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:41pm PDT NEW
        okay yes the mako can be frustrating by up with pod people 06/02/2009, 9:29am PDT NEW
            the best way to avoid rockets is really just to steer around them by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/02/2009, 11:43am PDT NEW
                Avoiding them in the plot-based missions is easy, but those fucking sandworms by Fortinbras 06/02/2009, 11:48am PDT NEW
                    oh god the worms by up with pod people 06/02/2009, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                        if you can keep them at range it's not bad, if they pop up under you its all ove NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/02/2009, 12:09pm PDT NEW
    so you missed out on the whole outer space harem hype? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 6:45pm PDT NEW
        That's only near the end where you get to raep the shit out of all the character NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:46pm PDT NEW
    You were sold on this game by a bogus trailer? by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:49pm PDT NEW
        Thanks fortinbras. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:56pm PDT NEW
            You're welcome, you stupid simpering penniless faggot. NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                oops I accidentally took a shit in bloatinfras cereal that's why he's so bitter NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                Haha simpering (this is why we always win). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                    He'll repeat the same line more before 8AM than most people post all day NT by and no one knows why 05/31/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                        That's pretty weird of fortinbras, I guess we won't know why. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:47pm PDT NEW
        Here's the REAL fucking E3 Mass Effect 2 trailers (PSH) by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:57pm PDT NEW
        I was *reminded* of the game and also what the hell turning into a robot whateve NT by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:00pm PDT NEW
            You should be ashamed at not having played it 2 years ago NT by It was THAT GOOD 05/31/2009, 7:03pm PDT NEW
                actually yes I totally am NT by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                    If you're playing it at marathon lengths install it to the HD by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:48pm PDT NEW
            Yes, fortinbras is stupid (we covered that). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
    It was pretty mediocre by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:05pm PDT NEW
        SHUT THE FUCK UP FABIO NT by Fortinbras likes Mass Effect 05/31/2009, 7:07pm PDT NEW
            Fortinbras posted this under threat of being cut off from blowjobs by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                She was implying you've never known the touch of a woman (which is true) NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                    This is the third time Fortinbras has asked me to describe my sexual experiences by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                        mass effect is a great game NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 7:21pm PDT NEW
                            No cum-drenched elves: 4/10 NT by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                        Lets leave Talia out of this >=( NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:25pm PDT NEW
        you do not appreciate the finest of cheese. by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:51pm PDT NEW
        Mass Effect explained by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/31/2009, 8:02pm PDT NEW
            Things to fix for Mass Effect 2. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                The Mako combat is necessary for unexplored remote worlds by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                    ftrinsbra NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/04/2009, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                        Yaok NT by Fortinbras 06/04/2009, 11:57pm PDT NEW
                Also the same four layouts for every single base. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/31/2009, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                    I swear they ran out of time by FABIO 06/01/2009, 6:19am PDT NEW
                Re: Things to fix for Mass Effect 2. by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/01/2009, 7:59am PDT NEW
            Re: Mass Effect explained by FABIO 06/01/2009, 6:10am PDT NEW
                You don't even own a 360? Okay goodbye from this DISCUSSION *blam* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2009, 10:13am PDT NEW
    embarrassingly earnest fangirldom by up with pod people 06/08/2009, 11:02pm PDT NEW
        Nice animated gif. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2009, 9:47am PDT NEW

 
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