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by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/05/2009, 10:55pm PDT |
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ICJ: I will say this about QB - if he was able to fake his way to an IT job for even a week - if that's true - it changed my opinion on the homeless. They honestly must WANT to be that way.
Tewt:: oh yeah
Tewt:: I hate the homeless
Tewt:: live out here for a week or two, ICJ
Tewt:: you'll hate them, too
ICJ: haha
Tewt:: The mayor had the right idea, in Vegas
Tewt:: he told them they had two weeks to get off this parcel of land they were squatting on
ICJ: Two weeks!
ICJ: Nice of the mayor to give them time to pack
Tewt:: then at the end of the two weeks he had them rounded up and then they poured bleach all over the ground
ICJ: Whoa
Tewt:: To get rid of the homeless diseases/fleas
Tewt:: or whatever
ICJ: My ex was the one who trimmed the hedges at our place, so when she moved out I sort of let them go for five months, right? I knew I finally had to address them when, around New Year's, I leave to go jog at the park...
ICJ: And I hear a disembodied voice say, "GET OFF MY LAWN." At first I think a neighbor is fucking around.
ICJ: But no - a fucking homeless guy had holed up IN THE OVERGROWN HEDGES.
Tewt:: hahahaha
Tewt:: his lawn now
ICJ: Seriously
ICJ: I was like - do I call the cops now? Or get some DDT?
Tewt:: Or do I... get off his lawn?
ICJ: Right, exactly. Maybe if I gave him the lawn he'd mow it or something
ICJ: If I can't throw money at a problem, maybe I can throw homeless.
Tewt:: sounds more like a case for the assessor than the police
Tewt:: try to figure out where the property line is
ICJ: haha
Tewt:: So what happened?
Tewt:: Did he eventually leave?
ICJ: Yeah, I went to go find my phone, I guess I was just going to call dispatch, and he scurried off down the street to go find someone else's night to ruin.
Tewt:: I love him yelling at you
Tewt:: He really said that?
ICJ: (I did notice that he was wearing camouflage, probably being ex-Army, so I didn't feel bad about not seeing him at first.)
ICJ: I swear that's what he said. I passed by, didn't notice him, went to pick up that free newspaper we get, and heard him yell that.
ICJ: If he didn't yell that, I assume he'd still be living there.
ICJ: As a relatively new homeowner, I hadn't even yelled at any minority children to get off my lawn yet!
Tewt:: yeah, he beat you to the punch
ICJ: Yeah =(
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Three signs of the degradation of society? by Fussbett 04/05/2009, 10:31pm PDT 
It's a fucking epidemic. I'm with you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/05/2009, 10:55pm PDT
Re: It's a fucking epidemic. I'm with you. by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:30am PDT
Re: It's a fucking epidemic. I'm with you. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2009, 9:40am PDT
You're living an Achewood blog by Entropy Stew 04/06/2009, 12:02pm PDT
hobos - Texas style by bombMexico 04/06/2009, 12:19am PDT
Re: hobos - Texas style by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:41am PDT
Re: hobos - Texas style by Fortinbras 04/06/2009, 10:10am PDT
Re: hobos - Texas style by Prettydeadkitty 04/29/2009, 12:09am PDT
Rorschach was a staunch conservative etc. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 2:17am PDT
Canada is the last country in North America with a conservative government. NT by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 3:03am PDT
They are learning to conserve. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 3:17am PDT
Felipe Calderon is not in any way, shape, or form a progressive NT by Fortinbras 04/06/2009, 9:44am PDT
good catch, did you have to wikipedia president of mexico or did you just know? NT by gruman 04/06/2009, 12:15pm PDT
gee was there anything about mexico in the news lately that would help us? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 04/06/2009, 12:36pm PDT
taps chin ponderously as if pondering the question NT by gruman 04/06/2009, 1:05pm PDT
I was hoping people forgot Mexico. I know I have. NT by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 2:50pm PDT
Okay enough about homeless poor people let us discuss food. by Zsenitan 04/06/2009, 2:52am PDT
I like the baked beans with the talking dog NT by gruman 04/06/2009, 3:00am PDT
There's enough food in the world without eating bitter weeds! NT by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 3:06am PDT
White person! by Zsenitan 04/06/2009, 4:43am PDT
Re: White person! by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:50am PDT
Why would I eat flakes of corn when they could be FROSTED? by Fussbett 04/06/2009, 1:37pm PDT
Seconding the hatred of Korean weeds by Entropy Stew 04/07/2009, 8:01am PDT
Re: Seconding the hatred of Korean weeds by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/07/2009, 11:28am PDT
And as if by sheer coincidence they hate freedom. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/07/2009, 6:59pm PDT
Where did I impugn the barbecue? by Entropy Stew 04/08/2009, 5:43pm PDT
PS: FUCK your Korean S&M barbecued dog meat by Entropy Stew 04/08/2009, 6:15pm PDT
WTF is a boti? You mean roti? NT by Choson 04/08/2009, 6:24pm PDT
JFGI NT by Entropy Stew 04/08/2009, 6:27pm PDT
Like a pinch to the neck from Mr. Spock 8( *blows you away* NT by *vocoder breakdown* 04/08/2009, 8:38pm PDT
Fags (nt) by Zsenitan 04/08/2009, 3:25am PDT
Don't be ridiculous by Henry VIII 04/08/2009, 8:45am PDT
I feel this post attacks pizza and Thai food. Outrageous! NT by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 1:57pm PDT
BDR eats weeds? by Caltrops Wikipedia board 04/07/2009, 11:51am PDT
A predisposition towards bitter foods is an indicator of incipient alcoholism. by Fullofkittens 04/07/2009, 3:47pm PDT
If Zseni is in a forest does she make a sound NT by yes: om nom nom 04/06/2009, 9:07pm PDT
^ Hilariously funny, THAT'S why I come to Caltrops! by Mr. Helper 07/19/2009, 12:12pm PDT
Re: White person! by Prettydeadkitty 04/29/2009, 12:17am PDT
Don't tell anyone you're a girl, if you are. We can't quite handle it yet. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/30/2009, 11:56pm PDT
well, to be fair by bombMexico 05/01/2009, 5:48pm PDT
Les Stroud likes em. But I bet he doesn't pick em out of the goddam parkin NT by laudablepuss 04/06/2009, 10:27am PDT
This is how cannibalism starts by bombMexico 04/09/2009, 10:51pm PDT
This epidemic of bottom-quoting needs to stop NT by Entropy Stew 04/10/2009, 12:27am PDT
Why should I make people suffer through that SHIT to get to the good stuff? by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 12:49am PDT
I think sasy did bottom quoting. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/10/2009, 1:24am PDT
Well that changes everything, we have so much in common. Send her my way plz NT by bombMexico 04/10/2009, 5:17am PDT
You're fat, weeds taste bad: PART 4 THE RECOCKNING. *reads more PMAs* NT by Zsenitan 04/10/2009, 5:04am PDT
Re: Three signs of the degradation of society? by Quétinbec 04/06/2009, 3:15am PDT
06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 10:15am PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Quétinbec 04/06/2009, 4:31pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 7:01pm PDT
I see why she hates you. NT by You're DREAMY!! 04/06/2009, 7:03pm PDT
I know what it is to be hated for abilities that most people lack. This isn't th by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 7:29pm PDT
*trail of pee* NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 8:54pm PDT
Not me (in general, you won't see my trail unless I want you to) NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 9:52pm PDT
*piss trail* NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT
He needs to run on all s s six NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT
In proper Canadian weather, the piss will freeze and blow away before hitting th by Entropy Stew 04/06/2009, 10:43pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Quétinbec 04/06/2009, 9:17pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 9:49pm PDT
This is an awesome thread. by Choson 04/06/2009, 9:58pm PDT
What Choson is saying here is that you guys lost because of posting. by He's part of the solution/problem. 04/06/2009, 10:23pm PDT
- signed, Choson NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/06/2009, 10:33pm PDT
If "being aloof" means "not pissing while walking" then yes, I win. by Choson 04/07/2009, 7:02am PDT
Choson has the right idea NT by Daria 04/07/2009, 7:23am PDT
*trail of pee* NT by Ray of Light 04/06/2009, 10:21pm PDT
Re: 06:18:10 Fussbett: haha QB gave you your opening for the walk n piss brag! by Quétinbec 04/07/2009, 5:07am PDT
Please tell me this is another energy-saving tip from your dad. NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2009, 5:15am PDT
Ask me to tell you I love you, or that it's going to be ok. Don't ask me to lie. by Ray of Light 04/07/2009, 3:50pm PDT
*damp yellow footprints* NT by Ray of Light 04/07/2009, 6:29pm PDT
Putting Ray's tips into action by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/02/2011, 9:56pm PDT
White girl working at Taco Bell! In Los Angeles! In a Mexican neighborhood!! by I need clarification 04/07/2009, 3:35pm PDT
I would have guessed actual Mexicans give Taco Bell a wide berth NT by up with pod people 04/07/2009, 3:39pm PDT
haha yeah, they frequently pick their jobs based on the cultural legitimacy of t NT by I need clarification 04/07/2009, 4:24pm PDT
^ never had contact with Mexicans NT by in his FUCKING LIFE 04/07/2009, 5:51pm PDT
If you're referring to me, I'll have you know our nanny is a Mexican by I need clarification 04/08/2009, 12:40am PDT
Does she go in for that kind of thing? NT by Jerry Whorebach 04/08/2009, 12:49am PDT
No no, the guy who thinks you'd never find a Mexican at TB NT by in his FUCKING LIFE 04/08/2009, 12:56am PDT
accurate. brown people of Alberta: by up with pod people 04/08/2009, 6:49am PDT
Pretty wide definition of brown there, why not just throw in Eastern Europeans? NT by Choson 04/08/2009, 9:20am PDT
If it ain't white, it ain't right NT by Alberta Seal (in Latin though) 04/08/2009, 11:02am PDT
Albertans are suspicious of people who even tan too much. by Fussbett 04/08/2009, 1:41pm PDT
also, my children get their hair cut at "beaners" by up with pod people 04/19/2011, 2:30pm PDT
Taco Bell is better than actual mexican food. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/07/2009, 6:58pm PDT
Do you have anything besides Mexican food? NT by Steve Martin 04/08/2009, 12:03pm PDT
NO MORE OF THIS OLD STUFF, BRING US SOME FRESH WINE, SOMETHING FROM THIS YEAR NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/08/2009, 8:17pm PDT
Need to piss on the golf course? by Fussbett 04/28/2009, 10:26pm PDT
They've had the Stadium Buddy for years. :( NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 04/28/2009, 10:30pm PDT
Part 2 by Fussbett 07/19/2009, 11:27am PDT
Re: Part 2 by Fortinbras 07/19/2009, 12:22pm PDT
That's why you never go that far North on the Strip in Vegas by I need clarification 07/19/2009, 2:19pm PDT
Last night's subway by FABIO 07/19/2009, 1:20pm PDT
Alley chairs by I need clarification 07/19/2009, 2:18pm PDT
Well next time we won't ask, asshole :( NT by bombMexico 07/19/2009, 5:00pm PDT
It's okay, I installed motion sensing lights, and now they scurry like la cucara NT by I need clarification 07/21/2009, 10:56am PDT
Re: Three signs of the degradation of society? by penis penis penis 07/19/2009, 7:07pm PDT
That's only one sign =( NT by Fortinbras 07/19/2009, 7:20pm PDT
Look at this fucking thread. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/05/2011, 8:01pm PDT
Re: Look at this fucking thread. by Mischief Maker 04/06/2011, 3:53am PDT
The politeness files. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2011, 6:26am PDT
Ha ha are you fucking stupid. by Noi Dau Don 04/06/2011, 6:34am PDT
You were always my favorite poster to get in a row with by Entropy Stew 04/06/2011, 8:18am PDT
maybe, but it does seem that, in Caltrops' growing laziness, the only raving any by up with pod people 04/06/2011, 9:12am PDT
Oh for fuck's sake, that drivel alone is enough to de-prioritize posting here NT by you hideous faggot, you. 04/06/2011, 9:32am PDT
yep. right. by up with pod people 04/06/2011, 9:42am PDT
psh as if one notch would be enough by Ray of Light 04/08/2011, 8:23am PDT
I guess it's good to know that in some ways we're just like every other forum. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2011, 1:39pm PDT
Re: You were always my favorite poster to get in a row with by Noi Dau Don 04/07/2011, 1:52am PDT
I miss you and I regret any nasty things I said about you by Fortinbras 04/06/2011, 3:28pm PDT
Re: Ha ha are you fucking stupid. by Mysterio 04/06/2011, 8:48pm PDT
You love it and you know it. NT by Mischief Maker 04/07/2011, 6:42pm PDT
You're all just too old and socially networked to post on forums anymore. NT by Gutsby 04/06/2011, 10:48am PDT
Three reasons I can see (kinda the same as Gutsby) by Fullofkittens 04/06/2011, 12:30pm PDT
Fuck you, I showed up here in 2009 because of that by Fortinbras 04/06/2011, 3:27pm PDT
Hence how it killed the site NT by Mysterio 04/06/2011, 9:36pm PDT
1. Less talk about video games 2. More Fussbett shitposts NT by Fortinbras 04/06/2011, 3:25pm PDT
Yeah, Caltrops needs less Fussbet and more Fortinbras. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2011, 9:02pm PDT
Well, actually I guess just more Fortinbras, since we're down to no Fussbet. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 04/06/2011, 9:02pm PDT
The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by Mysterio 04/06/2011, 9:33pm PDT
The opinions of Mysterios are worthwhile and deserve genuine contemplation NT by No one, ever 04/06/2011, 10:15pm PDT
I disagree, your excellency. NT by Civ 2 Advisor Guy 04/06/2011, 10:35pm PDT
Re: The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by laudablepuss 04/06/2011, 10:17pm PDT
Re: The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/06/2011, 10:34pm PDT
Re: The least interesting posters are the only ones who post anymore by Mischief Maker 04/07/2011, 6:40pm PDT
Actionbutton.net is purple now NT by Caltrops wins 04/11/2011, 4:06pm PDT
That color resembles "faggot pink". The unicorn doesn't help. by laudablepuss 04/11/2011, 4:54pm PDT
SUMMARIZED by Fussbett 04/18/2011, 7:49pm PDT
What can I say, I'm just a big girl for the Jim and Pam romance. 8) NT by <3<3<3 Fullofkittens <3<3<3 04/19/2011, 8:15am PDT
Why no new blood? by sored of shitposts 04/19/2011, 10:25am PDT
Re: SUMMARIZED by Mischief Maker 04/20/2011, 11:56pm PDT
Re: SUMMARIZED by Fussbett 04/22/2011, 5:32am PDT
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