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by Quétinbec 07/12/2009, 3:42pm PDT |
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FABIO wrote:
New York is probably the worst city for dating. When people tell you how it's so hard to meet someone, it's not circumstances they're talking about, but the fact that most people in the city are horrible to date.
And you're one of them, you picky motherfucker! Everywhere thinks it's the worst place for dating:
Indian girls have their marriages arranged so you can't get shit
There are 40 million more men than women in China
Australian/Irish girls act like men
SE Asian + Taiwanese girls just want your money
Japanese girls aren't honest enough
Kiwi girls are stupid
English girls are sluts
Northern Europeans are too perfect
Eastern European girls want someone who'll beat them
American girls are whiney, cowardly bitches
And it's all true, baby! But, as if that's gonna stop anyone! FUCK A BITCH, you lonely bastard!
FABIO wrote:
- Half a dozen law school students. Usually chick code for "I want a more practical career than liberal arts but still don't have a fucking clue"
What's the excuse for them not working out? "Not having a clue" is better than having a bad clue like STUDYING FUCKING FILM (you loser). Law students rank higher than film school graduates, Fab. Recognise. Did the law students break your tiny heart? |
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......... by FABIO 07/08/2009, 5:20am PDT 
Coffee shop worked concerned that boyfriend is not meeting his full potential by mark 07/08/2009, 7:45am PDT
It looks like they're already married. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/08/2009, 7:56am PDT
After she makes him over into a responsible man she'll lose all interest in him. NT by Mischief Maker 07/08/2009, 10:42am PDT
Also: what resume. by laudablepuss 07/08/2009, 11:47am PDT
Yeah, he's going to send out FOUR resumes and wait for the offers to roll in. NT by Last 07/08/2009, 2:07pm PDT
This comic is going to kill me by Rafiki 07/08/2009, 3:36pm PDT
What is this comic written by a guy? Oh. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/09/2009, 9:58pm PDT
I'm not sure if working at a coffee shop is "functioning in the world" NT by Apologies to Jerry and Weyoun 07/09/2009, 10:09pm PDT
I never worked in a coffee shop, hipsters are the dumbest people ever NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/09/2009, 11:29pm PDT
Jerry aspires to drink at one. It's the world's shittiest life goal. NT by Quétinbec 07/10/2009, 12:05am PDT
My boyfriend is SUCH A FAG! *glee* NT by Rafiki 07/09/2009, 10:23pm PDT
She's gleeing because all the girls in QC are into Bishie cartoon pron. NT by Mischief Maker 07/10/2009, 7:28am PDT
And crying at cartoons makes him sensitive by Rafiki 07/10/2009, 9:14am PDT
What was the Dune reference? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/10/2009, 9:22am PDT
The power of her words. NT by mark 07/10/2009, 10:10am PDT
Words hurt worse than if someone froze a sledgehammer etc. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 10:45am PDT
Psh, more like the power of her NERDS! by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/10/2009, 11:06am PDT
You should read Dune. by Mischief Maker 07/10/2009, 12:34pm PDT
The first two sequels are not bad by Entropy Stew 07/10/2009, 1:32pm PDT
Re: The first two sequels are not bad by N 07/11/2009, 12:45pm PDT
There were gems in there, it was just HORRIBLY WRITTEN NT by Entropy Stew 07/11/2009, 6:08pm PDT
Note the inability of ES and ragdoll ninja to determine where it went to shit by Mischief Shai-hulud 07/12/2009, 7:08pm PDT
I'll read it. I saw spoiler warning! This is as far as I can go. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2009, 7:36pm PDT
You just pointed out the exact same progression of falling quality that I did by Entropy Stew 07/12/2009, 11:09pm PDT
Oh man, Rama II. by Arbit 07/13/2009, 9:39am PDT
Don't read 3001 either :( by Fussbett 07/13/2009, 11:13am PDT
I've been listening to the James Bond novels on audiobook by I need clarification 07/13/2009, 11:25am PDT
The golf scene is what stopped me from finishing Goldfinger by Mischief Shai-hulud 07/13/2009, 12:21pm PDT
Are you new to english? The golf scene was great by bombMexico 07/13/2009, 11:28pm PDT
I really like the hippie psychedelic ones by motherfuckerfoodeater 07/14/2009, 7:29am PDT
Ender's Game sequels by FABIO 07/13/2009, 1:35pm PDT
Speaker For The Dead was totally awesome compared to Xenocide. by Fullofkittens 07/13/2009, 1:56pm PDT
This is what I get for posting from work. by Chairman Mao 07/13/2009, 2:02pm PDT
Super super super horrible books. by Last 07/13/2009, 2:07pm PDT
This is in fact pretty much how Worm-Leto dies by Fortinbras 07/13/2009, 10:49am PDT
I thought she was excited that she could mock him for loving anime. NT by mark 07/09/2009, 10:25pm PDT
Apparently that's what it was, it's almost impossible to suppose what's happenin by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/10/2009, 9:53am PDT
I think you're right. Didn't know they broke up. I don't feel bad about that eit NT by Rafiki 07/10/2009, 12:32pm PDT
The whole comic is Jeph's wank fantasy. He just happens to be a bottom. NT by Mischief Maker 07/10/2009, 7:03am PDT
Williamsburg, Brooklyn is the worst place on Earth by FABIO 07/11/2009, 12:44am PDT
Hipsters and indie rockers should be shot no trial no jury just straight to exec NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2009, 1:19am PDT
This is a good story, more please NT by Fortinbras 07/11/2009, 3:07am PDT
Williamsburg video by FABIO 07/11/2009, 11:26am PDT
Haha, wire brush snare drum NT by E. L. Koba 07/11/2009, 11:40am PDT
There's almost always a didgeridoo player there =( by FABIO 07/11/2009, 7:07pm PDT
My wife used to teach in Bushwick. :( by Fullofkittens 07/11/2009, 11:57am PDT
What part of Bushwick and what year? by FABIO 07/11/2009, 7:02pm PDT
She took the JMZ to Myrtle Ave get there. =( by Fullofkittens 07/11/2009, 7:22pm PDT
That dude is getting torn open on his own youtube comments. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2009, 12:03pm PDT
The comments stop at 6 months ago because that's when he starting moderating NT by Fussbett 07/11/2009, 2:07pm PDT
oh god the mypsace page in the poetv comments by Rafiki 07/11/2009, 4:50pm PDT
The problem with indie girls by FABIO 07/11/2009, 7:40pm PDT
FABIO'S GONE ON DATES?! (PULLS FIRE ALARM) NT by Caltrops 07/11/2009, 7:50pm PDT
Fortinbras' dreams crushed, back to getting yelled at by psycho girlfriend NT by FABIO 07/11/2009, 7:51pm PDT
His fat and psychopathic wife who will thrash him within an inch of his life. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2009, 9:01pm PDT
Dreams of pounding FABIO in the ass or dreams of FABIO being a perpetual virgin? NT by Fortinbras 07/13/2009, 11:31pm PDT
Re: The problem with indie girls by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2009, 9:02pm PDT
Nice, Fabio. by Quétinbec 07/12/2009, 3:42pm PDT
QB is gay counter +1 by FABIO 07/12/2009, 7:45pm PDT
Fabio likes his girls like he likes his games: he doesn't by Quétinbec 07/13/2009, 2:19am PDT
Red flags help you sift out gypsy thieves. Think of how many whores that stolen NT by video player could have bought! 07/13/2009, 3:30am PDT
Re: Nice, Fabio. by Mischief Shai-hulud 07/12/2009, 7:48pm PDT
Notice all his favorite books are for children by FABIO 07/11/2009, 7:54pm PDT
'Williamsburg is Dead' (blog) by Vested Id 07/11/2009, 11:50pm PDT
It's from the 'Company Picnic' episode of The Office (U.S.) NT by Gruman 07/12/2009, 12:04am PDT
Re: 'Williamsburg is Dead' (blog) by I need clarification 07/13/2009, 2:45pm PDT
I've stopped hating Williamsburg as much. by Chairman Mao 07/12/2009, 5:37pm PDT
so the recession has skinned and flayed hipsters? by Weyoun Voidbringer 07/12/2009, 6:21pm PDT
Re: so the recession has skinned and flayed hipsters? by Chairman Mao 07/12/2009, 6:25pm PDT
Hipsters + insane people, good mix. ^_^ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/12/2009, 6:43pm PDT
haha, more Bedford! by FABIO 07/12/2009, 7:56pm PDT
Re: haha, more Bedford! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/12/2009, 8:50pm PDT
You will find no such prejudice in the East Village. NT by Fullofkittens 07/13/2009, 8:48am PDT
So it's an entire town of Quentinbecs? NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 07/13/2009, 7:09pm PDT
Basically. NT by Chairman Mao 07/13/2009, 10:42pm PDT
Welcome to jokes of 2 days ago, PAL NT by FABIO 07/14/2009, 3:17am PDT
I had COFFEE with McCauly........ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 3:18am PDT
FINE. So it's a town entirely populated by Sophia Coppola move protagonists? NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 07/14/2009, 3:36pm PDT
Girls with tons and tons of guy friends is always a red flag by FABIO 07/12/2009, 8:57pm PDT
This is the best description of what it's like to live there I've ever read. NT by Cyril Badman 06/28/2010, 6:18pm PDT
Re: What is this comic written by a guy? Oh. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/11/2009, 6:06pm PDT
How's the job search going? by Creexuls, a monster >:3 07/14/2009, 6:19am PDT
What was that Yahtzee said about basing webcomics females off your mother? NT by Mischief Shai-hulud 07/14/2009, 6:41am PDT
Where does Blondie work to be so indignant? The coffee shop? NT by Worm 07/14/2009, 6:44am PDT
people who work > people who dont work, live with parents NT by Entropy Stew 07/14/2009, 7:25am PDT
Yeah and .0002>.0001 though who gives a shit? NT by Worm 07/14/2009, 7:34am PDT
It's more like the difference between Dune book 3 and book 4 NT by Entropy Stew 07/14/2009, 10:49am PDT
Blondie?! Call her "COLERIDGE"! Jeph didn't give her a crazy unique name for n NT by Fussbett 07/14/2009, 11:00am PDT
official hipster thread? I dunno I just did a caltrops search anyway here is cr by Sword of Justice 06/28/2010, 9:18am PDT
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