Forum Overview :: No Stairway to Heaven

Look, I'm not going to explain this again by Quétinbec 09/13/2009, 8:19am PDT I am pooling my housing allowance with three others here for total of $3500 a week. Our plan has worked too well and now we can't find a place that costs even close to that much. In a country where 20% of the population live like kings! Imagine not being able to spend enough money. You can't, but I'm living it. The current thinking is to find a palatial estate with a landlord who will report $3500/week to our handlers, but will actually charge us $2000 + $500 kickback to him for the lie. That leaves us $1000/week extra to split four ways, while living in a place literally too large to hold only four guys. I'm a genius for discovering this country while you lot scrimp and save for your next car payment. When I'm flying through traffic lights in my rented Porsche, I'll try not to think of how bad that must make Fussbett feel, with his life's crowning achievement getting older each month in his driveway (Audi). Speaking of Canadians, the fat one and I are no longer going out. This has made things awkward as all of us only ever eat regularly in three or four places, and all work in the same place. I've fucked other Western girls when out of country, and what I like about them once you get past their size and inherent laziness is they're not interested in a lot of foreplay. I think it's to do with being the type of person who can pack up and move to a foreign country for six months. They're interested in getting on with life, having fun, not sticking around and trying to make a bad situation better. The fat Canadian was an exception, insisting on foreplay and cuddling like an American. You poor fucks have no idea how bad you have it. While it's an embarrassment to date an Asian there's no question their approach to a fuck is superior. I found myself dredging up old porn memories while trying to stay interest through her incessant whining. Eventually I ran out of those and thought of girls I'd seen during the day. This is hard to do here! Most of the girls are fully covered, and while it's easy to imagine they're striking underneath their wraps, after a while you need something concrete to go on. I tried imagining her thin, but that just depressed me as I felt I'd been cheated by getting her after those days were long past. Fat people know they're fat so there's no need to point it out as the reason you're no longer interested. Instead I began insisting that she pay for her own meals when we went out, and even her own drinks! Hahaha! I felt bad about this but reminded myself she's fat and deserves it for continuing to eat like a pig even though she was dating me. When nothing else worked I just stopped returning her calls for a week until she got the message.

Make Kurt Cobain do embarassing stuff in Guitar Hero 5 by Fussbett 09/03/2009, 4:33pm PDT     Kurt loves that song he's rockin out hard. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/03/2009, 6:34pm PDT     Re: Make Kurt Cobain do embarassing stuff in Guitar Hero 5 by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2009, 1:41am PDT         He's awfully smug for a man with braided facial hair. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/08/2009, 3:47am PDT             he could snap your spine with his voice alone so yea, he's pretty much a viking NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/08/2009, 6:33am PDT                 haha, whoa, look at this music fan here NT by Worm 09/08/2009, 7:37am PDT                     great post NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/08/2009, 7:56am PDT             You mean the guy from Anthrax? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/08/2009, 12:12pm PDT                 anthrax is an awesome band, sod is an awesome band by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/08/2009, 8:48pm PDT                     awesome stuff is awesome, FUCK U MTV NT by gruman 09/08/2009, 10:09pm PDT                     Nirvana's music has not aged well, but they were a really good band. by Fullofkittens 09/11/2009, 8:46pm PDT                         NOT The White Stripes by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/11/2009, 11:11pm PDT                             EAT THIS by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/11/2009, 11:37pm PDT                                 The members have Warrant have admitted that Grunge would have never taken off by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/12/2009, 10:59am PDT                                     Even though "Cherry Pie" is one of the greatest songs ever penned by man. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 5:05pm PDT     i vomited when i saw the avatar got ill cried by courtneylover79 09/10/2009, 3:52pm PDT         She's like a female wrom. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/10/2009, 4:03pm PDT             This person has protected their Tweets (closed due to Sexually Twitted Diseases) NT by Fortinbras 09/10/2009, 7:18pm PDT             really? by discuss. 09/11/2009, 8:30pm PDT                 Hahaha. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/11/2009, 8:38pm PDT                     You're a YOU NT by I need clarification 09/11/2009, 9:22pm PDT                         Re: You're a YOU by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/11/2009, 11:00pm PDT                             more messages about YOU by up with pod people 09/12/2009, 4:47pm PDT                                 4 bars you upper middle class jerks! NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 5:49pm PDT                                 Still not discussed: the cockatiel NT by Ray of Light 09/12/2009, 10:37pm PDT                                     More like blockatiel HEH. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 10:52pm PDT                 front page this NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/12/2009, 3:17am PDT                     Re: front page this by discuss. 09/12/2009, 12:07pm PDT                         Here, have a story about my dad by Ray of Light 09/12/2009, 2:47pm PDT                             see now don't you feel bad that you had a house while wrom is going to college n by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/12/2009, 5:28pm PDT                                 We just cost Fusbit $1,000. O_____O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 5:29pm PDT                                 Hey ray tells a story, it's about Worm(didn't you know?). by Worm 09/12/2009, 6:03pm PDT                                     wrom just came in from downtown. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 6:22pm PDT                                         where he rents NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/12/2009, 6:30pm PDT                                             and does not own a home NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/12/2009, 6:31pm PDT                                                 technically, you dont either. NT by discuss. 09/12/2009, 6:52pm PDT                                                     Thanks for replying to yourself. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 7:53pm PDT                                                         we will be housu-chan soon brother NT by gruman 09/12/2009, 8:23pm PDT                                                             Yeah it's going to be pretty awesome. ^_^ (Jso has been asleep by the way) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 8:33pm PDT                                                                 house NT by gruman 09/12/2009, 8:52pm PDT                                                                     Hm, I dunno. He looks awake to me. NT by Worm 09/12/2009, 8:53pm PDT                                                                 spoiler: he'll wake a virgin NT by discuss. 09/12/2009, 8:54pm PDT                                                                     It's like a gallery of "people" we've trolled into meltdowns. 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 9:05pm PDT                                                                         great. troll someone into giving jsoh a sympathy hummer NT by discuss. 09/12/2009, 9:16pm PDT                                                                             This is a sneaking mission. NT by Worm 09/12/2009, 9:22pm PDT                                                                             You're not concerned about that throwing off his wank schedule? NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 9:30pm PDT                                                                                 Its jsoh, not QB, so, you know... no. NT by Chairman Mao 09/12/2009, 11:45pm PDT                                                                                     You do not understand the point I had just made (because anime turned your mind NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 11:53pm PDT                                                                                         person who talks endlessly about wanks = QB by Chairman Mao 09/12/2009, 11:59pm PDT                                                                                             OMFG ANIME MADE ME FORGET A "G"!!!! by Chairman Mao 09/13/2009, 12:01am PDT                                                                                                 Thanks mao (psh more like MAO inhibitor). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 12:10am PDT                                                                                             Having a healthy fixation on other people's sex or masturbation habits = qb. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 12:18am PDT                                                                                                 haha, yeah that's a pretty funny way to interpret my post. NT by Worm 09/13/2009, 8:45am PDT                                                                                                 There is nothing healthy about QB by Chairman Mao 09/13/2009, 8:58am PDT                                                                                                     I definitely called that one. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 9:06am PDT                                                     replying to himself as an ator after replying to himself using another name by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/13/2009, 6:36am PDT                                                         Hey, you made the same stupid post your brother made. by Worm 09/13/2009, 8:42am PDT                                 Wait, how long has Worm been RAYtoring for? NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/13/2009, 12:00am PDT                                     Ray tells stories, that's perfectly normal. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 12:12am PDT                                         he's got one story by discuss. 09/13/2009, 12:24am PDT                                             I have to wait for Jso to get up so we can laff at this. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 1:21am PDT                                                 wake him up with your mouth NT by discuss. 09/13/2009, 1:27am PDT                                                     You might've hit your gay apex there wrom (wrom in disguise that is). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 1:37am PDT                                                         I was asleep, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NT by Worm 09/13/2009, 8:45am PDT                                                             OOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NT by Sleep, the Ator Buster 09/13/2009, 8:48am PDT                                                             posting in your sleep, sounds like a serious problem by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/13/2009, 12:14pm PDT                                                                 perhaps none of those things NT by gruman 09/13/2009, 12:23pm PDT                                                 it was indeed quite hilarious, you are right NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/13/2009, 6:38am PDT                                             By the way if you can't tell "discuss." is wrom from this there's no hope for yo by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 8:39pm PDT                                                 toom and creexul agree on something, that's some real proof! by Worm 09/13/2009, 9:50pm PDT                                                     A non denial denial. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 10:19pm PDT                                                         I don't see you denying your discuss either. by Worm 09/14/2009, 4:50am PDT                                                             *you're OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NT by Worm 09/14/2009, 4:51am PDT                                                                 You can't even talk (etc). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2009, 4:54am PDT                                                                     You're a fag (etc). by Worm 09/14/2009, 5:36am PDT                                                                         Sounds like we hit a nerve (HOLY TOLEDO someone had fun). 8) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/14/2009, 5:44am PDT                                                                             He's posting entirely by auto-fill! NT by Worm 09/14/2009, 6:01am PDT                             Re: Here, have a story about my dad by Quétinbec 09/13/2009, 5:44am PDT                                 $182,000/year housing allowance by Female Tokyo Lawyer 09/13/2009, 6:48am PDT                                     Look, I'm not going to explain this again by Quétinbec 09/13/2009, 8:19am PDT                                         Re: Look, I'm not going to explain this again by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/13/2009, 9:12am PDT                                             wow, drilling fat chicks in an arab shithole, you're living the dream NT by - 09/13/2009, 1:45pm PDT                                         Jso sez "trustafarian trustafari." NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/13/2009, 7:01pm PDT                                         Someone's going to the bother of Atoring me hardcore. by Quétinbec 09/14/2009, 7:49am PDT                                             ATORing is a disease, everyone who tries to guess it is House, and it is NEVER Z NT by Zsenitan 09/14/2009, 8:52am PDT                         Now we gotta make sure nobody fucks around wit da golden jew. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/12/2009, 5:17pm PDT                             You're a YOU NT by I need clarification 09/12/2009, 11:59pm PDT         Re: i vomited when i saw the avatar got ill cried by E. L. Koba 09/11/2009, 10:45am PDT     Surviving members of Nirvana urge Activision to put genie back in bottle by Jerry Whorebach 09/12/2009, 4:00am PDT