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That entire thread is amazing! by Mr. Copy 11/13/2009, 4:59pm PST
Another major stupidity many people in forums seem to commit is this:

They post something that doesn't make sense, or perhaps they make a typo of some sort, then someone replies pointing it out, and then they go back and edit the original post, so that the other person's reply no longer makes any sense.

If you notice a typo or a mistake in one of your posts by all means correct it -- BUT NOT IF SOMEONE HAS ALREADY POINTED IT OUT FOR FUCK'S SAKES. Bottom line is that I want the threads in this forum to make 100% sense, and whoever tries to mess them up, for whatever reason, will simply be banned. So whenever you feel like editing one of your posts, THINK: is this edit going to fuck up the sense of this thread? If the answer is yes, DO NOT FUCKING MAKE THE EDIT.


Posts which include the terms "gameplay" or "core mechanics" will be immediately deleted (except when used in a sarcastic sense or when you are quoting some idiot from some other site). Post these terms more than a couple of times and you will be banned. Same goes for abuse and misuse of the term "complexity" by retards who just read a couple of the articles here and decided to jump on the bandwagon by spewing "complexity this" and "complexity that" at everything that moves.


I recently banned someone for insulting someone else. Perhaps I have not made clear how this works, so I'll do so now.

Think of this forum as my home, and the people who frequent it as guests in a never-ending party. The idea is that, since everyone here is my guest, people are not allowed to hurl insults at each other, and when they do, what they are in fact doing, beyond and above all else, is disrespecting me, personally.

Do you understand? The first person you insult when you insult someone in here is me, because each individual here is my personal, and personally selected guest.

So the only one here with a license to be rude is me, and I usually only do that to people just before banning them -- which is only logical, if you think about it. If you were about to kick someone out of your house, either because they did something you find unacceptable, or because they've just turned out to be plain annoying idiots, you'd probably also hurl some rude remarks their way while doing it. Well, at least you would if your temperament was anything like mine...

So yes. Note, however, that people who do not have accounts here are fair game (except, again, if they happen to be friends of mine who simply do not have accounts here...)

If all this seems weird to you, trust me, it isn't. It is exactly how the world works, and how it should work. If you don't believe me, try going to a big party, preferably one hosted by a complete and total stranger, and break any of the above rules and see what happens.


"Gameplay" is a very useful word that everyone sort of instinctively understood. New Games Journalism fags hated that, and have hilariously tried to paint it as a limp platitude. It is very funny to see icycalm get white-hot angry about stupid thoughts & retarded opinions that aren't even his own.

Is there any doubt that this motherfucker weighs at least 330 pounds? Would any of you bet against it?
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State Of Insomni.ac 4-29 by Zsenitan 04/29/2009, 11:34am PDT NEW
    First rushes! by Zsenitan 04/29/2009, 11:45am PDT NEW
        All you have to do is toss him a 20 year old quote (WITTGENSTEIN) and he runs NT by Fortinbras 04/29/2009, 11:57am PDT NEW
    State Of Insomni.ac 5-10 by Zsenitan 05/10/2009, 8:40am PDT NEW
        Different Worm NT by Worm 05/10/2009, 9:07am PDT NEW
        Philosophy: the hunt for definition consensus? by Fussbett 05/11/2009, 5:24pm PDT NEW
        it's insomnia dot ac by Bananadine 05/11/2009, 7:28pm PDT NEW
    State Of InsomniA.ac 5-18 by Zsenitan 05/18/2009, 7:39am PDT NEW
        I've just about finished the Schopenhauer essays he posted by Bananadine 05/18/2009, 10:30am PDT NEW
            Re: I've just about finished the Schopenhauer essays he posted by Zsenitan 05/18/2009, 11:23am PDT NEW
                Re: I've just about finished the Schopenhauer essays he posted by Bananadine 05/18/2009, 11:53am PDT NEW
                    Re: I've just about finished the Schopenhauer essays he posted by Zsenitan 05/18/2009, 12:13pm PDT NEW
                        Re: I've just about finished the Schopenhauer essays he posted by Bananadine 05/18/2009, 1:42pm PDT NEW
                            Hahaha by Zsenitan 05/18/2009, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Hahaha by Bananadine 05/18/2009, 3:03pm PDT NEW
                                Your brother has Is-ism by Ray of Light 05/18/2009, 7:05pm PDT NEW
                                Go to 4chan and ask them to scroll up some porn curating recommendations by Entropy Stew 05/19/2009, 8:00pm PDT NEW
            (Schopenhauer) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/18/2009, 12:19pm PDT NEW
    Re: State Of Insomni.ac 4-29 by Dear Lord.. 05/25/2009, 5:43am PDT NEW
        Icycalm fans strike, misuse words harder than ever NT by Zsenitan 05/25/2009, 12:20pm PDT NEW
            Only in fucking FRANCE is this shit allowed to happen NT by Fortinbras 05/25/2009, 1:40pm PDT NEW
            Re: Icycalm fans strike, misuse words harder than ever by Dear Lord.. 05/26/2009, 3:32am PDT NEW
                The act of deconstruction is completely at odds with the act of judging a point by Zsenitan 05/26/2009, 5:50am PDT NEW
                    Re: The act of deconstruction is completely at odds with the act of judging a po by Dear Lord.. 05/26/2009, 6:31am PDT NEW
                        You are proving her point. Was that on purpose? (no of course not, rhetorical q NT by Last 05/26/2009, 6:50am PDT NEW
                            Re: You are proving her point. Was that on purpose? (no of course not, rhetoric by Dear Lord.. 05/26/2009, 11:08am PDT NEW
                                Fag NT by The Ghost Of Friedrich Neitzsche 05/26/2009, 11:21am PDT NEW
                                Basically he wanted to say "understand any points" but it wasn't cool sounding? NT by Lordy we get it 05/26/2009, 11:39am PDT NEW
                        Re: The act of deconstruction is completely at odds with the act of judging a po by Zsenitan 05/26/2009, 11:13am PDT NEW
                            In short, the opposite of Constructicons are Destructicons, not Deconstructicons NT by Worm 05/26/2009, 11:34am PDT NEW
                                Like she said, scholarly people here! NT by Fortinbras 05/26/2009, 11:36am PDT NEW
                                    Zseni is 20th Anniversary Optimus Prime, you are all first-gen Go-bots NT by The Breadman 05/26/2009, 11:39am PDT NEW
                                        Because her ass is like a tractor-trailer? NT by Fortinbras 05/26/2009, 11:42am PDT NEW
                                            *gettin drizzunk, lightin fizzarts* NT by The Ghost Of Friedrich Neitzsche 05/26/2009, 11:43am PDT NEW
                            Re: The act of deconstruction is completely at odds with the act of judging a po by lol u no 05/28/2009, 3:33am PDT NEW
                                Re: The act of deconstruction is completely at odds with the act of judging a po by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 3:57am PDT NEW
                                    Re: The act of deconstruction is completely at odds with the act of judging a po by o 05/28/2009, 4:53am PDT NEW
                                        Oi, asshole, how about you just use disassemble? by THE MOTHERFUCKING OED 05/28/2009, 7:44am PDT NEW
                                            this is goonspeak on a penultimate level by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/28/2009, 7:47am PDT NEW
                                                Irregardless, NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/28/2009, 7:53am PDT NEW
                                        Re: The act of deconstruction is completely at odds with the act of judging a po by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 8:44am PDT NEW
                                            MEANWHILE, back at the ranch: by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 9:12am PDT NEW
                                                Re: MEANWHILE, back at the ranch: by Sigmund Freud 05/29/2009, 10:46am PDT NEW
                                                    RUUUUU~~~~ *sad horns* NT by Zsenitan 05/29/2009, 1:20pm PDT NEW
                                            how come smart people have to be so mean NT by bink 05/28/2009, 10:28am PDT NEW
                                I know the argument has already moved past this, but... by Fussbett 05/28/2009, 10:08am PDT NEW
                                    This is all good but... by QuĂ©tinbec 05/28/2009, 3:22pm PDT NEW
                                        BEHIND THE SCENES by Fussbett 05/28/2009, 3:33pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: BEHIND THE SCENES by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2009, 3:35pm PDT NEW
                                                Oops yeah, I wrote it backwards. I didn't care who it was about, I just wanted NT by to expand the Gobot joke. 05/28/2009, 3:45pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: BEHIND THE SCENES by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 3:46pm PDT NEW
                                                    We most DECONSTRUCT THIS JOKE NT by Fortincalm 05/28/2009, 9:20pm PDT NEW
                                                Gentleman ICJ goes undercover to pay compliments! Fuck being nice to your face! NT by QuĂ©tinbec 05/28/2009, 11:07pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: I know the argument has already moved past this, but... by The Happiness Engine 05/28/2009, 3:35pm PDT NEW
                                        I hear you. by Fussbett 05/28/2009, 3:47pm PDT NEW
                                        OH GOD STOP IT by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 3:57pm PDT NEW
                                            Thank god for Caltrops by Joey 05/28/2009, 4:18pm PDT NEW
                                                Thankgod, the Godthanker <--- better than your actual name/life NT by Zsenitan 05/28/2009, 5:52pm PDT NEW
                                                    Every time you post, Caltrops does its job. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 6:38pm PDT NEW
                                                        Who's Joey? NT by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 6:53pm PDT NEW
                                                            I'm making this website better. By turning it into a prison. For you. NT by Joey 05/28/2009, 6:56pm PDT NEW
                                                                Sounds pretty gay. NEXT! NT by Fortinbras 05/28/2009, 8:04pm PDT NEW
                                                                We've already imprisoned ourselves and mete out punishment daily (Sartre) by Entropy Stew 05/28/2009, 10:21pm PDT NEW
                                                                    We imprisoned ourselves in this impossible forum code. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 7:03am PDT NEW
                                                                        I can taste the stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infecte NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/29/2009, 7:16am PDT NEW
                                                                    Also a spirit with a vision is a dream with a mission. (Rush) NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/29/2009, 7:05am PDT NEW
                                            Sorry to draw it out by bink 05/29/2009, 5:51am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Sorry to draw it out by Zsenitan 05/29/2009, 6:27am PDT NEW
                                                    Chess game by bink 05/29/2009, 7:54am PDT NEW
                                                        I still suck. by Zsenitan 09/23/2009, 12:26pm PDT NEW
                        HOW TO WIN INTERNET ARGUMENTS: CITE A DICTIONARY by Fortinbras 05/26/2009, 11:26am PDT NEW
        More people would respond to this post if icycalm wasn't such a joke NT by Souffle of Pain 05/25/2009, 10:36pm PDT NEW
    State Of InsomniA.ac 5-27 by Zsenitan 05/27/2009, 6:05pm PDT NEW
        Man, that Baudrillard guy has a quote for everything! NT by Fortinbras 05/27/2009, 7:19pm PDT NEW
        Re: State Of InsomniA.ac 5-27 by Bunyip 05/27/2009, 7:53pm PDT NEW
            Hahahahahhahaha by Fortinbras 05/27/2009, 8:37pm PDT NEW
        oh god wake me when he starts claiming he's the messiah NT by up with pod people 05/27/2009, 8:05pm PDT NEW
            Re: oh god wake me when he starts claiming he's the messiah by Bananadine 05/27/2009, 8:12pm PDT NEW
                You forgot he'll sign up your registration e-mail for scat porn NT by Fortinbras 05/27/2009, 8:38pm PDT NEW
                If philosophy is defining words, comedy is replacing bits of them with obsceniti by Jerry Whorebach 05/27/2009, 8:55pm PDT NEW
            Wake up, he's claiming he's the messiah. by Zsenitan 05/27/2009, 8:36pm PDT NEW
    In which I court banning by Mischief Maker 06/10/2009, 5:56am PDT NEW
        Oh, MM, you're still my favorite girl. NT by Zsenitan 06/10/2009, 6:45am PDT NEW
        Re: In which I court banning by Bananadine 06/10/2009, 7:57am PDT NEW
        My post is exiled! by Mischief Maker 06/10/2009, 12:39pm PDT NEW
            Whoops! by Mischief Maker 06/10/2009, 12:40pm PDT NEW
                Re: Whoops! by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/10/2009, 12:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: My post is exiled! by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2009, 1:08pm PDT NEW
                Oh, you are over there courting a banning. Ignore that part of my post, plz NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/10/2009, 1:09pm PDT NEW
                icycalm's deconstructions of video games are not opinions. by Fullofkittens 06/10/2009, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                He's just a douche with no balls, if you're a little mean he deletes your post. by Worm 06/10/2009, 3:24pm PDT NEW
                Re: My post is exiled! by Mischief Maker 06/10/2009, 9:10pm PDT NEW
                    Re: My post is exiled! by Bananadine 06/11/2009, 7:33am PDT NEW
                        What does Dana Stevens think of Creexul? NT by Mischief Maker 06/11/2009, 8:13am PDT NEW
                            I don't know that is a question for Dana Stevens :( by Bananadine 06/11/2009, 8:48am PDT NEW
                                Creexul, be nice. Please. by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2009, 9:49am PDT NEW
                                    Thanks Jonsey! by Dana Stevens 06/11/2009, 10:12am PDT NEW
                                        That's not her! NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2009, 10:13am PDT NEW
                                            Re: That's not her! by mark 06/11/2009, 10:19am PDT NEW
                                                Re: That's not her! by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2009, 10:42am PDT NEW
                                                    ICJ and the world's worst movie critic, sitting in a tree. =( NT by Fullofkittens 06/11/2009, 11:19am PDT NEW
                                                        F-U-C-K-I-hahaha, oh who am I kidding?! NT by Anonymous Coward 06/11/2009, 12:48pm PDT NEW
                                                            I would have gone with B-A-N-N-I-N-G, personally, hrmmph. NT by icycalm 06/11/2009, 12:51pm PDT NEW
                        He lives in Japan? Hahahahaha NT by Quentin Beck 06/11/2009, 9:43am PDT NEW
                            France NT by Fortinbras 06/11/2009, 10:22am PDT NEW
                            Tim Rogers lives in Japan. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/11/2009, 11:39am PDT NEW
                            google "icycalm japan" he was there and maybe is there and apparently speaks Jap NT by Fortinbras correction service 06/11/2009, 1:02pm PDT NEW
                                His forum info says Lyons, France. Pardon my ignorance, faggot. NT by Fortinbras 06/11/2009, 1:29pm PDT NEW
                                    Of course now it says Ferenze, Italia so maybe he just likes pretending to be a NT by pretentious asshole 06/11/2009, 1:32pm PDT NEW
                                        you're not supposed to correct yourself what is this are you trying to put me ou by Fortinbras correction service 06/11/2009, 2:28pm PDT NEW
                    Re: My post is exiled! by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2009, 7:45am PDT NEW
                        "Excelsior" PERFECT NT by Zsenitan 06/11/2009, 8:10am PDT NEW
                            I would have gone with the shorter Veritas but I wanted mobile mode to hurt more NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/11/2009, 9:58am PDT NEW
                    Wouldn't they be more like Neo or whatever and you would be Agent Smith? O_O NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/11/2009, 11:54am PDT NEW
                        icycalm crunching away on a mouthful of blue pills NT by Mischief Maker 06/11/2009, 2:50pm PDT NEW
                            BUCKLE UP DOROTHY BECAUSE KANSAS IS GOING BYE BYE o_o by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/11/2009, 3:59pm PDT NEW
            Re: My post is exiled! by Mischief Maker 06/11/2009, 5:45am PDT NEW
    Posting Guidelines: LAST WARNING! by Mischief Maker 11/13/2009, 1:58pm PST NEW
        gasp: caltrops might outlive insomniaaaaaaac! NT by up with pod people 11/13/2009, 2:00pm PST NEW
        6B - 5.9999999B = 100 more, not millions more. B&! B&! B&! B&! B&! B&! by Last 11/13/2009, 2:21pm PST NEW
        Fuckin' is an inappropriate truncation of a perfectly fine word. F- (see me) NT by Fortinbras 11/13/2009, 2:44pm PST NEW
        Registered, wrote a post, clicked the button: ALREADY BANNED NT by Mysterious Stranger 11/13/2009, 3:13pm PST NEW
        BANNED! NT by Mischief Maker 11/13/2009, 4:11pm PST NEW
            I can't believe he banned you by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/13/2009, 4:52pm PST NEW
            That entire thread is amazing! by Mr. Copy 11/13/2009, 4:59pm PST NEW
                I like the cut of this fellow's jib NT by Kim Jong Il 11/13/2009, 5:44pm PST NEW
                I would bet against it. He's thin with male pattern baldness NT by Pay up. 11/13/2009, 5:46pm PST NEW
                    Re: I would bet against it. He's thin with male pattern baldness by some guy 04/21/2010, 6:12pm PDT NEW
                This guy is LITERALLY Ignatius J. Reilly NT by Hans Clastorp 11/13/2009, 6:26pm PST NEW
                "complexity", eh? Well he's got some complexes of his own, that's for sure. NT by Eurotrash 11/13/2009, 11:45pm PST NEW
            Entering THE MATRIX won't help you now. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 11/14/2009, 2:35am PST NEW
        Message for icycalm (cross-post) by New York Times Editor 11/14/2009, 8:51am PST NEW
    Did icycalm get a new job? by E. L. Koba 12/02/2009, 6:30pm PST NEW
    Is this site still a thing? NT by AC 05/21/2017, 4:05pm PDT NEW
 
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