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by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 8:00am PST |
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Dr. Marcus Bowen wrote:
Button your suit while standing, unbutton while sitting. I've watched men more important than your father do this during panel discussions as they get up and down to address questions.
The important men get up and down to answer questions! Watch them unbutton their jackets! Up and down! Up and down!
Everyone unbuttons it before sitting. The point my Father was making is that only wankers button it standing, and I say he's absolutely right for overweight men. They look better with it unbuttoned at all times. I don't think that applies for everyone else, though. As a slim man, I bloat my profile when I unbutton my jacket. Perhaps that's not such a big deal in baggy-McNiggerfats USA, but in more stylish parts of the world, you're seen as a dork. I unbutton my jacket for personal, NOT STYLE reasons. I don't need a style guide.
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My dick burns when I piss. by Quétinbec 12/06/2009, 8:55am PST
Watching Jersey Shore is pretty fun. by Fussbett 12/06/2009, 9:08am PST
Online pharmacies can take over a month to ship NT by Online pharmacy guy 12/06/2009, 12:55pm PST
Why is that, Online pharmacy guy? NT by Fussbett 12/06/2009, 9:53pm PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/06/2009, 9:41am PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 7:50am PST
Hey guys, turns out I got AIDS! (January, 2010) NT by Quétinbec crystal ball 12/07/2009, 8:47am PST
Hey, Google maps! by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/07/2009, 8:52am PST
The gun is for the Jew. NT by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 8:58am PST
do you know the jew, chairman mao NT by up with pod people 12/07/2009, 9:07am PST
Yes NT by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 9:18am PST
Oh has everybody heard the news, about the Jew. Jew Jew Jew, Jew is the News. NT by The Anti-Semitic Trashmen 12/07/2009, 10:36am PST
At least it's shame OR dickrot. It would really suck if it was both or something NT by Worm 12/07/2009, 9:38am PST
Thats was me being charitable. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/07/2009, 11:37am PST
He can't get an Israeli stamp in his passport and go back to Dubai by I need clarification 12/07/2009, 3:24pm PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2009, 12:46pm PST
so you would go to the doctor claiming QB's symptoms to get the scrip. by up with pod people 12/06/2009, 1:38pm PST
Re: so you would go to the doctor claiming QB's symptoms to get the scrip. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2009, 2:39pm PST
oh I don't think he's lying where's the fun in that. by up with pod people 12/07/2009, 8:44am PST
PASS THE SALT, FAMILY NT by Mister Burke 12/07/2009, 7:17pm PST
TOTAL BULLSHIT by Mr. Copy 12/06/2009, 10:48pm PST
taken for Jerry: proudest day of Caltrops existence (sorry Jerry) NT by up with pod people 12/07/2009, 8:23am PST
Souffle of Pain already gave me an award for "best post in yearSSSSSSSSS" by what the fuck will it say? 12/07/2009, 6:16am PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 7:51am PST
Re: My dick burns when I piss. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/07/2009, 7:11pm PST
Caltrops Style Guide: Suit buttons by Dr. Marcus Bowen 12/06/2009, 1:54pm PST
Re: Caltrops Style Guide: Suit buttons by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 8:00am PST
Amoxicillin won't cure chlamydia. by Chairman Mao 12/06/2009, 7:37pm PST
Re: Amoxicillin won't cure chlamydia. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/06/2009, 11:26pm PST
Re: Amoxicillin won't cure chlamydia. by Quétinbec 12/07/2009, 8:07am PST
I stand corrected. by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 8:54am PST
Fauna. You stand corrected again. NT by Just stay standing. 12/07/2009, 10:03am PST
Wrongo. Its referred to as flora. by Chairman Mao 12/07/2009, 10:11am PST
Re: Wrongo. Its referred to as flora. by laudablepuss 12/07/2009, 12:31pm PST
That's pretty weird! by laudablepuss 12/07/2009, 12:33pm PST
American McGee's Honda Syphilis NT by our foreign whorespondent 12/06/2009, 10:02pm PST
Post of the year. NT by Fortinbras 12/06/2009, 10:06pm PST
I hope Roop Dirump doesn't mind I ripped him off sort of. by Yuk Yuk Inc. 12/09/2009, 9:36pm PST
the bit with the star wars avatars talking about rape fantasies by Fullofkittens 12/10/2009, 4:25am PST
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