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NDD versus a famous creepy dude. by Noi Dau Don 06/03/2010, 3:24am PDT
This guy hates me the way Tom Chick hates America's soldiers when America's soldiers don't agree with everything he says. But said guy also showed up in my community (despite hating me before he ever got there.) And then shit happened and THEN we had a long midnight chat about it. Here's an excerpt.


NDD: I'm not going to walk you through your own history
NDD: It's long and extensively documented
That Dude From The Article: Most would call that actual stalking
NDD: It would be fucking stupid of me to overlook it, would it not. Just like you were nervous about my rep.


He was skurrd of me because my dick so beefy, or more appropriately: because it took me just under three months to become the most famous boy on LJ, swamping years of his laborious creeping. Shh! I learned all of it from you guys.


That Dude From The Article: as opposed to the imaginary stalking I've never done.
NDD: Also don't fuck around with scary words with me, I am way past that level.
That Dude From The Article: ...scary words??
NDD: Look, you and I could be having a much more interesting conversation.
That Dude From The Article: I'm sure Otaku is right now with everyone on his AIM
NDD: But you're trying to run the same plays on me that you've run on mods from tons of other comms. How do I know? BECAUSE THEY TELL ME ABOUT IT.
NDD: Fuck one of them is asleep in my living room right now.
That Dude From The Article: ... And who is that?


The mod in question actually does exist and actually was passed out in my living room at the time. She runs an RP with several thousand characters in it. She's also kind of my special lady friend.


That Dude From The Article: Please, do tell.
NDD: And I wanna do more with you than they have.
NDD: I wanna do better with you than they have.
NDD: You've got a lot of brilliant energy that would be so good in threads and in the community as a whole.
That Dude From The Article: Who is this mod who has issues with me?


Fuck, Dude, it's my special lady friend.


NDD: Fuck you, first off I wouldn't tell you, and second off who said "issues" - we're talking about a reporting of history.
That Dude From The Article: No I mean what community does this person run that they feel qualified to complain to you about me?
NDD: Do you honestly think that I ought to tell you anything my source? What is the OPTIMAL outcome from such a conversation?
NDD: Best case scenario - what do I get out of telling you that.


This was a rhetorical question with an answer, part of which involved less of her sleeping in any part of my house.

But I couldn't tell him that. Just stay away from my special lady friend, man!


That Dude From The Article: That you tell me and then I finally get told to my face who has these problems with me?
That Dude From The Article: And actually talk about it?
NDD: ...Right so what does this do for me.
NDD: Seeing as how you were just sucking your paws about IMing me in the first place.
That Dude From The Article: Well you were the one who decided to tell me they were even there.
NDD: Is there some sort of - ambient guilt that you'd like me to feel?
That Dude From The Article: .... No?
NDD: Some sort of situational fairness that I'm supposed to make happen?
NDD: Then shut up about my source and deal with the issue at hand.
NDD: You are an interesting person. Why isn't that good enough for you?
That Dude From The Article: So is this source like someone who makes it their business to stalk me and know everything about me?


Ahahahahaha Dude is afraid of being stalked. The way deeply closeted fags are afraid of Halloween in WeHo.


NDD: Seriously, I am IRL shaking my head here.
NDD: You cannot assume that people have an obligation to be fair to you.
NDD: Nobody gets that. Nobody in the world!
That Dude From The Article: Does whatever I did in an RP make it okay for people to post my phone number and address and high school on my ED page?
NDD: Red herring.
NDD: I did none of those things, nor do I know anyone who did.
NDD: I don't have to answer for them, and they have nothing to do with the situation at hand.
That Dude From The Article: Your source probably does??
NDD: And THAT is paranoia pure and simple.
NDD: You're making it hard to stay with you here.
That Dude From The Article: I would love to assume that people have an obligation to be fair to me!
That Dude From The Article: But they don't.
That Dude From The Article: You have some sort of intense psychological optimism that I cannot understand. You are simultaneously triggering my insecurities and telling me this is a good thing, and trying to be my friend after just doing the only thing I didn't want you to.


I triggered him. I'm a triggerer.

Then I stole all his friends and left him crying by the roadside. No, but seriously. It actually happened.

Why don't the Creexes have an ED page?
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NDD versus a famous creepy dude. by Noi Dau Don 06/03/2010, 3:24am PDT NEW
    They tried to write their own and it got locked and moderated. NT by Worm 06/03/2010, 6:18am PDT NEW
        ahahahah that should itself be a page NT by Noi Dau Don 06/03/2010, 7:08am PDT NEW
            You're right. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/03/2010, 2:42pm PDT NEW
    Famous creepy dude came crawling back. NT by Noi Dau Don 06/12/2010, 11:46am PDT NEW
    Famous creepy dude was the Creex to some LJ Sassy! by Noi Dau Don 06/15/2010, 9:35pm PDT NEW
        Welp it can't hurt for me to add a reply. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/15/2010, 9:55pm PDT NEW
        Also I will make links (for myself for later really). by Jhoh Cause..... 2 06/15/2010, 9:59pm PDT NEW
 
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