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by fabio 08/26/2011, 7:18am PDT |
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Party Down
Probably the closest thing to another Arrested Development you're going to get. Pretty funny show about an LA catering company staffed by LA stereotypes, and plays out like Arrested Development meets The Office (there are Dwight, Michael, and Jim/Pam stand ins, but the show didn't last long so it's season 1&2 JAM where it was funny because they were always being dumped on).
The only real problem with this show (besides the often contrived end episode "crises") is Jane Lynch. She's terrible. Her improv roots really show since she doesn't try to play her character (new age past her prime actress) at all, but instead just acts like an improv trouper who thinks "peppy + WACKY" = comedy. They should have just had her play to her strengths and had her character be an unfunny improv performer, so it's weird that they had the other woman character be an improv comedian despite that she doesn't play the part at all.
Titanic 2
If you're not familiar with The Asylum, they're a production company specializing in timing releases of cheap blockbuster knockoffs to hit video stores at the same time. Their budgets are so micro that they make a profit solely off confused grandparents who accidentally rent their version instead (Transmorphers, 2012: Doomsday, Allan Quartermain and the Temple of the Skull, Snakes on a Train).
Anyways, they made this movie, a punchline that was played out in 1997. The crowd watching the ship launch are the same 5 extras cheering in front of a greenscreen, they couldn't afford a real helicopter so a 3D Studio Max one will do just fine, the overboard victims are obviously wading in a pool, and during the sinking you can see fully lit city lights out the window.
Demon Seduction
Alien greys used to live on Earth for centuries, but needed human women to breed, granting the women immortality but making them drink blood. This is where vampire legends came from. Greys became the demons of mythology and were eventually wiped out. Now scientists are trying to clone greys (plastic toys) from an old skull (plastic toy prop), so of course the Reptoids try to stop this by ordering vampire women to seduce the scientists.
This backstory is presented to you in what I'm guessing is supposed to be a homage to Dune's intro (extended version), using pencil sketches propped up against a black curtain in a public access studio.
We then cut to a scientist at the lab, a fat beardo nerd in the same public access studio/curtain, recording his research log using his PC gaming headset mic. The notes in front of him are obviously the script, and he stumbles on many lines.
Cut to a strip club, the same public access studio only with a pole in front of the black curtain with some christmas lights. Some really ugly "women" strip while he brags about the experiment at his table (badly blue/green(black?) screened over grainy camcorder footage of some bar). A goth couple takes the stage and strips, concluding with the girlfriend stabbing the guy in the chest.
I have no clue what the plot was supposed to be after that. Literally 80% of the movie is really bad softcore porn. Half the women look like trannies with the world's worst boob jobs and the other half are constantly cutting themselves with novelty fake blood knives. Although there are scenes at a pool and some guy's bathroom, most are in front of the access studio's black curtain.
X-Files
I forgot how cheesy and "cable" a lot of this show seemed. I remember loving the first season then losing interest when the conspiracy plots started taking over in season 2, and finally quitting on the vampire episode, which is one of the worst episodes of anything ever.
But now I see that I missed out on season 3 where it starts going batshit. Check out the killer cockroach episode.
Cockroaches are killing people, but they all turn out to be paranoid hallucinations by the townspeople. Mulder does some research with nymphomaniac supermodel entomologist "Bambi" who loves flirting over cockroach genitalia discussions. This makes Scully jealous and spent the whole episode saying "whatever". By pure coincidence, Mulder just happens to find a metal cockroach at a scene that's an exploratory robot from an alien species. He brings it to a Stephen Hawking clone robotics professor who ends up stealing Bambi when she gets turned on over his work with robot bugs. The final showdown is inside a fertilizer plant where a gunshot sets off a manure methane explosion, showering everyone with shit. |
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This is the Netflix instant thread by fabio 08/26/2011, 7:18am PDT 
I love love love Netflix Instant (micro capsule reviews) by Fullofkittens 08/26/2011, 7:43am PDT 
Werner Herzog said "if Errol Morris ever completes Gates of Heaven I will eat my by Fussbett 08/26/2011, 10:30am PDT 
Party Down: STARZ pressured them to include naked titties in as many eps as poss NT by ible. Positive! - Last 08/26/2011, 11:47am PDT 
Season 2 gets rid of Jane Lynch! by fabio 08/28/2011, 7:26pm PDT 
Not available after February 2011 - Starz declines to renew contract w/ Netflix NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/03/2011, 9:49am PDT 
2012 NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/03/2011, 10:04am PDT 
trailer by fabio 08/27/2011, 6:59am PDT 
Is Farscape worth watching? NT by Mischief Maker 08/29/2011, 9:13pm PDT 
I really liked it. by laudablepuss 08/29/2011, 9:27pm PDT 
people take farscape either too seriously or not seriously enough. by up with pod people 08/30/2011, 10:19am PDT 
Give skeletor in a gimp suit a sexy voice and all the girls swoon by Entropy Stew 04/10/2012, 7:24pm PDT 
Season 1: Yes Season 2: Yes (it is the best) Season 3: Eh... Season 4: Not sure by WITTGENSTEIN 08/31/2011, 7:39pm PDT 
was season 4 the one by jeep 09/04/2011, 12:35pm PDT 
Sikozu? Or Jools? by WITTGENSTEIN 09/04/2011, 2:22pm PDT 
Sikozu by jeep 09/05/2011, 2:54pm PDT 
i watched it frequently one bleak december 10 years ago by august and everything after 09/25/2011, 12:54pm PDT 
Breaking Bad is up by fabio 09/15/2011, 6:33am PDT 
Re: Breaking Bad is up by Mischief Maker 09/15/2011, 9:46am PDT 
Case solved everyone. That scene was going for laughs by fabio 09/15/2011, 12:19pm PDT 
more like some hxc ubuesque post-aristophanic jive, bro. feel me? NT by august and everything after 09/25/2011, 12:56pm PDT 
Dead End by fabio 09/23/2011, 1:33am PDT 
Is he more famous as Leland Palmer or President Dugan? Tough call NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/23/2011, 6:35pm PDT 
He'll always be sidekick #2 from Robocop to me. NT by Fullofkittens 09/23/2011, 7:10pm PDT 
more like eldritch palmer lol NT by august and everything after 09/26/2011, 1:35am PDT 
Creepiest thing about Ray Wise: his friendship with director Victor Salva. NT by Jerry Whorebach 09/23/2011, 7:56pm PDT 
Ray Wise's latest project by fabio 01/18/2012, 7:21pm PST 
Re: Dead End by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/20/2012, 10:13pm PDT 
Warlock by Mischief Maker 09/27/2011, 10:02pm PDT 
Warlock left me with unanswered questions. by Jerry Whorebach 09/28/2011, 2:54am PDT 
Re: Warlock by mark 09/28/2011, 6:58am PDT 
very solid by august and everything after 10/01/2011, 5:17am PDT 
What's more significant, the movie you're watching or what you think about it? by Fullofkittens 10/12/2011, 3:58pm PDT 
Gus Van Sant made Gerry! NT by People Like Or Hate Him For That 10/12/2011, 4:35pm PDT 
I was going to recommend this for your Halloween 2011, so I'm glad I don't have by Fussbett 10/29/2011, 9:58am PDT 
Valhalla Rising by Mischief Shai-hulud 10/18/2011, 11:36pm PDT 
or: Mads Mikkelsen Mads Mikkelsen Mads Mikkelsen Mads Mikkelsen. by up with pod people 10/24/2011, 11:28am PDT 
Wheels on Meals by Entropy Stew 10/19/2011, 3:04pm PDT 
Philosophy of a Knife by fabio 10/29/2011, 2:46pm PDT 
Troll Hunter: The Spiritual Successor to Valhalla Rising. by Mischief Maker 11/14/2011, 10:18pm PST 
I thought it was great. NT by Fullofkittens 11/18/2011, 5:16pm PST 
Terror Firmer is Lloyd Kaufman's greatest work NT by fabio 12/09/2011, 10:32am PST 
The most ridiculous scene in the whole X-Files series by fabio 12/29/2011, 1:11pm PST 
I knew which scene it was going to be before I clicked on your post. by Jerry Whorebach 12/29/2011, 2:09pm PST 
What the fuck? by fabio 12/29/2011, 10:40pm PST 
(it's the ending to The Post-modern Prometheus) NT by fabio 12/29/2011, 10:41pm PST 
fuck you FOX by fabio 12/30/2011, 12:14am PST 
A couple hours. You lose. NT by FOX 12/30/2011, 2:11am PST 
Here it is by fabio 02/09/2012, 9:35am PST 
Video deathwatch update: currently still up. by laudablepuss 02/09/2012, 10:16am PST 
The uploaded also fucked up by fabio 02/09/2012, 4:48pm PST 
Somewhere, there is a female Jerry by fabio 02/12/2012, 6:07pm PST 
Persons Unknown (cashing in on Lost) by fabio 01/23/2012, 6:24pm PST 
No spoilers, but the key to understanding this show is in the closing credits. by Jerry Whorebach 01/23/2012, 7:05pm PST 
Is the answer... NT by French? 01/29/2012, 3:17pm PST 
Transparently Manufactured Drama: The Series by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2012, 6:38pm PST 
Yeah I was wondering where the shotgun from the pilot went by fabio 01/30/2012, 8:06pm PST 
trolled =( by fabio 04/08/2012, 5:08pm PDT 
Skewering hipsters: the series by fabio 01/28/2012, 4:26pm PST 
Did you read NT by Vested Id 01/28/2012, 10:04pm PST 
I've been avoiding this because making fun of hipsters = making fun of emo kids by Fullofkittens 01/30/2012, 7:09pm PST 
more hipster/bohemian than emo by fabio 01/30/2012, 7:56pm PST 
Most of my friends (hipsters) love this show... by mark 01/30/2012, 8:27pm PST 
Love the skits, hate the cast? by fabio 01/30/2012, 9:04pm PST 
Burn Notice by fabio 02/06/2012, 8:39am PST 
Re: Burn Notice by laudablepuss 02/06/2012, 9:15am PST 
Brisco County Jr. by fabio 02/06/2012, 9:47am PST 
My mistake, that was Legend by fabio 02/10/2012, 9:31am PST 
The villains in this show are pretty awful at management by fabio 04/08/2012, 5:17pm PDT 
Re: Burn Notice by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 02/14/2012, 4:21pm PST 
Hey Jerry by fabio 02/20/2012, 11:52pm PST 
I would never refer to Batman as a character. He's fucking Batman! by Jerry Whorebach 04/18/2012, 8:44pm PDT 
Burn Notice Part 2 by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 07/06/2012, 10:10am PDT 
Re: Burn Notice Part 2 by Not TSUMMARY 07/06/2012, 11:13pm PDT 
Aspergers explains human emotion, relationships by fabio 07/17/2012, 9:49pm PDT 
Thanks for pointing this one out by Entropy Stew 03/02/2012, 1:43am PST 
oops, got Murdoch and Hannibal switched around NT by fabio 03/02/2012, 3:32am PST 
Holy shit did Robert Patrick get old by fabio 04/05/2012, 1:51pm PDT 
Kimberely by fabio 11/17/2012, 8:07pm PST 
Five documentaries about exploitation and horror by Fullofkittens 02/20/2012, 8:15pm PST 
Re: Five documentaries about exploitation and horror by Vested Id 02/20/2012, 10:06pm PST 
Season 2 of Archer is up NT by fabio 03/02/2012, 6:21am PST 
Chasing Ghosts (King of Kong prequel) by fabio 03/05/2012, 12:36pm PST 
trailer by fabio 03/06/2012, 8:12pm PST 
The other Chasing Ghosts thread on Caltrops by Fussbett 03/08/2012, 12:57am PST 
they're both freak shows! NT by fabio 03/08/2012, 6:31am PST 
If ICJ admits Chasing Ghosts is a freakshow, he may have to confront Get Lamp NT by Fussbett 03/08/2012, 9:54pm PST 
If ICJ admits Chasing Ghosts is a freakshow, he may have to confront Get Lamp by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/08/2012, 11:31pm PST 
Drinking games by fabio 03/16/2012, 9:53pm PDT 
Re: Drinking games by laudablepuss 10/09/2012, 1:32pm PDT 
Re: Drinking games by blackwater Today, 1:43am PDT 
Lie to Me by fabio 04/15/2012, 12:42pm PDT 
Best Worst Movie (...spoilers...?) by Fullofkitttens 04/17/2012, 9:58am PDT 
Front page please NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 04/17/2012, 4:39pm PDT 
hipsters are the worst, but by fabio 04/17/2012, 6:30pm PDT 
I struggle with this, and I don't know where I land on it. by Fullofkittens 04/17/2012, 6:58pm PDT 
Only bad people make fun of Michael Bay? by fabio 04/17/2012, 7:38pm PDT 
Ok, that sounds better than my thing. NT by Fullofkittens 04/17/2012, 7:59pm PDT 
Lillyhammer by Roop 04/21/2012, 10:13pm PDT 
Enjoying this, Thanks! NT by The Happiness Engine 04/25/2012, 4:18pm PDT 
Stopped Enjoying this, Thanks! by The Happiness Engine 04/27/2012, 9:03pm PDT 
Re: Stopped Enjoying this, Thanks! by Roop 04/27/2012, 9:52pm PDT 
Birdemic: Shock and Terror by fabio 06/06/2012, 12:26am PDT 
Has a Rifftrax and How Did This Get Made episode for it NT by fabio 06/06/2012, 12:31pm PDT 
"Heckler": every troll's dream come true by Mischief Maker 06/12/2012, 12:13am PDT 
Selling God: A zillion times better than Religulous by Mischief Maker 07/01/2012, 9:04pm PDT 
Conan the Barbarian (2011) by 2.0 07/17/2012, 9:01pm PDT 
Re: Conan the Barbarian (2011) by Cannibal Dave 10/22/2012, 11:14am PDT 
LIAR! by Jerry Whorebach 02/15/2013, 5:14pm PST 
Correcting a typo and a factual error. by Jerry Whorebach 02/15/2013, 5:35pm PST 
Hoarders: A million times scarier than "The Walking Dead" by Mischief Maker 07/22/2012, 9:18am PDT 
There's a big psychological angle that has nothing to do with growing up poor. by Fullofkittens 07/22/2012, 10:15am PDT 
Ha ha, I thought you were going to say you deleted some of your gigs and gigs of NT by STATIC FILES. 07/22/2012, 12:53pm PDT 
No longer an issue, I'm rocking a solid state drive now. Jealous? NT by Mischief Maker 07/22/2012, 1:29pm PDT 
Walking Dead, Horders by fabio 01/01/2013, 4:02am PST 
Re: Walking Dead, Horders by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/01/2013, 12:34pm PST 
They tried taking the zombies out of Walking Dead and got Revolution by fabio 01/01/2013, 12:40pm PST 
World War Z by Mischief Maker 01/04/2013, 8:10pm PST 
Re: World War Z by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/04/2013, 11:43pm PST 
Re: World War Z by laudablepuss 01/04/2013, 11:46pm PST 
Re: World War Z by Vested Id 01/05/2013, 12:07am PST 
Do NOT watch The League by goddamit 08/02/2012, 9:33am PDT 
The Killing by fabio 09/04/2012, 9:17am PDT 
ha ha by fabio 04/22/2013, 5:13pm PDT 
Totally called the killer at the start of season 2! NT by heyo! 05/09/2013, 5:45am PDT 
Oldboy by Entropy Stew 10/04/2012, 3:20pm PDT 
Insidious by fabio 12/03/2012, 4:46am PST 
There are many terrible reasons to hate Insidious by Fullofkittens 12/03/2012, 6:11am PST 
Paranormal Activity is not a haunted house movie. Person stalked by demon movie. NT by Eurotrash 12/03/2012, 2:40pm PST 
Please explain what you see as the important difference(s) are by Fullofkittens 12/03/2012, 3:43pm PST 
The person is haunted, not the house NT by It's a haunted selfness movie 12/03/2012, 3:55pm PST 
holy shit NT by Fullofkittens 12/03/2012, 4:14pm PST 
Platoon, Full Metal Jacket: well-known examples of the genre known as NT by police action movies 12/03/2012, 6:17pm PST 
The only difference between the two by fabio 12/03/2012, 7:48pm PST 
plus by Fullofkittens 12/04/2012, 6:53am PST 
I had a rebuttal ready to go by fabio 12/04/2012, 9:15am PST 
I disagree. by Gutsby 12/04/2012, 7:29am PST 
Re: I disagree. by fabio 12/04/2012, 9:25am PST 
I guess. by Gutsby 12/05/2012, 10:11am PST 
Ghostwatch by Fullofkittens 03/26/2013, 9:42pm PDT 
So you're saying it's more like Labyrinth?? Not enough bulging leotards, I think NT by Eurotrash 12/05/2012, 12:22pm PST 
I think this was a Goosebumps : by Jerry Whorebach 01/12/2013, 4:37pm PST 
Somethingawful movie writers by fabio 01/20/2013, 1:57pm PST 
The Grey by fabio 12/31/2012, 11:42am PST 
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is up by fabio 01/08/2013, 12:31pm PST 
You're kidding, right? The third and fourth seasons might be the best ones of al NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/08/2013, 3:34pm PST 
What season 3 episodes stack up to The Gang Discovers a Dead Guy? NT by fabio 01/09/2013, 3:06pm PST 
I thought everyone loved Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person? by Jerry Whorebach 01/09/2013, 4:20pm PST 
Bros On Film (aka VHS) by Fullofkittens 01/12/2013, 8:06am PST 
There are some very nice breasts in this NT by Vested Id 01/12/2013, 10:00pm PST 
I just noticed I forgot one of the shorts. by Fullofkittens 01/13/2013, 10:37am PST 
The Artist by fabio 01/18/2013, 12:28pm PST 
Is D.L. Hughley the black Carlos Mencia or something? by Mischief Maker 01/21/2013, 7:57am PST 
BBC's Sherlock by Roop 03/01/2013, 9:01pm PST 
Re: BBC's Sherlock by Mysterio 03/01/2013, 9:45pm PST 
Re: BBC's Sherlock by Roop 03/01/2013, 11:16pm PST 
Every episode I've seen has been more than worth the time by Fullofkittens 03/26/2013, 9:27pm PDT 
Oh Mischief, you're going to love this by fabio 03/10/2013, 11:11pm PDT 
House of Cards (A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES) by Fullofkittens 03/26/2013, 9:06pm PDT 
From the writers of Will & Grace and True Blood by fabio 03/27/2013, 2:00am PDT 
Tried watching this, plus the 1990 BBC version by fabio 04/15/2013, 10:25pm PDT 
I was with you right up to where Mad Men is a bad show. (!!!) NT by Fullofkittens 04/16/2013, 4:14am PDT 
I could have sworn you were one of the people bashing it years ago NT by fabio 04/16/2013, 12:58pm PDT 
but let's not let anything ruin our mutual hatred of House of Cards (2013)! by fabio 04/16/2013, 1:06pm PDT 
I did bash Mad Men before giving it a chance. by Fullofkittens 04/16/2013, 1:25pm PDT 
If you like Party Down, you'll love Burning Love by Mischief Maker 04/23/2013, 2:49pm PDT 
Truth Or Die by Fullofkittens 05/09/2013, 6:09am PDT 
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