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by Worm 10/11/2011, 2:43pm PDT |
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Hey I'm the ruthless reviewer and I have a few ruthless words for this movie ... emo-hipster.
Driving Gloves: I’ve been driving for over fifteen years. I’ve driven fast. I’ve driven wild. I’ve driven drunk. Never in my life have I said, “You know what would make me better at this, gloves.” The steering wheel itself is made of material that is designed to stick to the human hand, scientists make sure of it. Wearing gloves provides a buffer between the steering wheel and the nerve endings in your hands.
DRIVING GLOVES HEH MORE LIKE NOT-DRIVING GLOVES.
In reality, if you’re beating a guy to death with a hammer in a strip club dressing room, the strippers won’t quietly sit there, perched like expressionless mannequins on a pier watching the submarine races. They will be freaking the fuck out like people on Jerry Springer. Whoever wrote that knows nothing of exotic dancers nor their ilk.
LET ME TELL YOU A FEW THINGS ABOUT EXOTIC DANCERS AND THEIR ILK. |
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Driver is a very good movie. NT by Mischief Maker 10/09/2011, 11:07pm PDT
Please justify this movie to me, because I thought it was a boring pile of poop. by Hans Clastorp 10/10/2011, 10:30am PDT
Being There (in Cars)? NT by Mysterio 10/10/2011, 10:36am PDT
Chance the Car-dener NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/10/2011, 3:43pm PDT
chillwave Le Samourai NT by Vested Id 10/11/2011, 12:19am PDT
Are you the guy by laudablepuss 10/10/2011, 10:52am PDT
Haha I wish! NT by Hans Clastorp 10/10/2011, 11:15am PDT
Did you like "No Country for Old Men?" NT by Mischief Maker 10/10/2011, 8:00pm PDT
no by Hans Clastorp 10/10/2011, 8:12pm PDT
Then I can't defend "Drive" for you. by Mischief Maker 10/10/2011, 10:05pm PDT
Re: Then I can't defend "Drive" for you. by Vested Id 10/11/2011, 12:38am PDT
Boy, people smarter than me have been remarkably slow on the uptake lately. by Mischief Shai-hulud 10/11/2011, 8:55am PDT
Re: Boy, people smarter than me have been remarkably slow on the uptake lately. by Hans Clastorp 10/11/2011, 6:32pm PDT
The title does not refer to operating an automobile *SPOILERZ* by Mischief Shai-hulud 10/11/2011, 10:35pm PDT
I thought it was terrible. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/13/2013, 1:43pm PDT
My girlfriend banged some other dude while watching this movie. NT by I will forever hate it 10/13/2013, 2:06pm PDT
Gosling is famous only because chicks think he's cute and they really only want by us to listen to them talk 10/24/2013, 10:52am PDT
I am actually coming around on this due to your review. Damn you, MM. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/16/2013, 9:34am PDT
Have you seen Ryan Gosling's other movies???? by That's just how he "acts" 10/24/2013, 10:40am PDT
Here's a better review by Mysterio 10/11/2011, 10:54am PDT
Is this reviewer a functioning retard? by Worm 10/11/2011, 2:43pm PDT
Badalamenti didn't do any music for the film by Siskel and Ebert 10/11/2011, 3:13am PDT
This one site just republished your review. by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/16/2016, 9:30pm PDT
Well at least it properly links back to here. NT by MM 04/21/2016, 11:04am PDT
Re: Driver is a very good movie. by E. L. Koba 04/16/2016, 9:58pm PDT
Give the Turbo Kid OST a listen! NT by Mischief Maker 04/22/2016, 1:44am PDT
Just watched this for the first time, bit late to the party by artist formerly known as Eurotrash 07/08/2016, 2:06pm PDT
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