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Evil Opie (and some more Patrice gold). by Claborsar 03/03/2012, 10:04pm PST
When they say "evil Opie" they mean stuff like this.



He did that for no reason. Or maybe the reason was because it was a pretty decent looking cake that belonged to a homeless man, and therefore it must be destroyed. Watch money from sympathetic watchers fall directly onto the cake within seconds, they had it prepared because they knew Opie was going to do that as soon as he said the words "wait put the cake on the ground for a second." Also there was the time that Linda Lovelace died in a car accident, and her sister was doing interviews (trying to whore for donations of course "to pay for the funeral") and Opie spent 5 minutes playing car crash noises with Reading Rainbow sound effects and Picard going NOOOOOOOOOOOO before big glass shattering crash and so on.

Patrice in studio where they try to guess what a country song is about based on the title. From early 2006. Multiple parts but I only put part 1 here, find the rest yourself.



From later in 2006, and as above.



From 2007. Ditto.



Hey how come no other radio show had Patrice as a regular guest?

What are they old washed up jews or something? Oh.............
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Patrice O'Neal had a stroke. by Moom 8( 10/27/2011, 9:10am PDT NEW
    I think we are the only two people left on caltrops by sdroa jists 10/27/2011, 10:13am PDT NEW
    This is now a Patrice tribute thread by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 10/27/2011, 1:36pm PDT NEW
        A tragedy. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/27/2011, 8:18pm PDT NEW
        :( by Mischief Maker 10/28/2011, 1:05am PDT NEW
        Old Jim Norton story about Patrice in Brazil by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/01/2011, 9:17pm PDT NEW
            Re: Old Jim Norton story about Patrice in Brazil by Mysterio Hive Mind 11/02/2011, 5:30pm PDT NEW
                I'd like ndd to comment on that assertion NT by - 11/03/2011, 12:13pm PDT NEW
                    what really? by ndd 11/03/2011, 1:44pm PDT NEW
                        Sociopath is perfect. Look at all the rules he violated and how exciting it is. NT by Gutsby 11/03/2011, 9:32pm PDT NEW
                Keep your weird sexual fetishes out of my Patrice tribute thread NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/03/2011, 1:00pm PDT NEW
                    And to make it perfectly clear... by Mischief Maker 11/03/2011, 11:41pm PDT NEW
                        Disappointing. NT by Mysterio Hive Mind 11/04/2011, 11:53am PDT NEW
        Patrice vs. Gallagher by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/03/2011, 1:03pm PDT NEW
            Patrice said he got the word "niglet" from Gallagher. by Jhohward n Jsostein 11/03/2011, 1:12pm PDT NEW
            I thought I responded to this before by Fullofkittens 03/03/2012, 5:17pm PST NEW
    It was not without purpose by Vested Id 10/27/2011, 11:08pm PDT NEW
    Patrice died this morning. :( NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/29/2011, 11:02am PST NEW
        He should've been a thousand times more famous. by Jhohward n Jsostein 11/29/2011, 5:47pm PST NEW
            Everyone should be reading my twitter really. by Jhohward n Jsostein 11/29/2011, 5:58pm PST NEW
            Further Injustice by Mischief Maker 11/30/2011, 9:37am PST NEW
                Patrice never suffered hacks gladly by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 11/30/2011, 11:38am PST NEW
                Re: Further Injustice by i_hate_goons.vbs 12/01/2011, 7:21am PST NEW
    Chris Rock and Bill Burr (also Joe Derosa) also tribute n stories. by Jhohward n Jsostein 12/06/2011, 9:18pm PST NEW
        This is really good. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/06/2011, 9:42pm PST NEW
        Zseni will love this one by Mischief Maker 12/06/2011, 11:52pm PST NEW
    Re: Patrice O'Neal had a stroke. by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/03/2012, 3:07pm PST NEW
    Earthquake's coming to town this year. I'm not gonna fuck around and miss it by like I did Patrice. 03/03/2012, 8:26pm PST NEW
    This might be my favorite off-the-cuff Patrice radio moment by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/03/2012, 8:49pm PST NEW
        Evil Opie (and some more Patrice gold). by Claborsar 03/03/2012, 10:04pm PST NEW
    Patrice on WTF by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/03/2012, 10:20pm PST NEW
        Re: Patrice on WTF by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2012, 9:58am PST NEW
        "Why you in a garbage can?" really did it to me by Entropy Stew 03/04/2012, 7:21pm PST NEW
    in Elephant In The Room by Fullofkitttens 03/26/2012, 11:48am PDT NEW
        Re: in Elephant In The Room by Arbit 03/26/2012, 4:24pm PDT NEW
            Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. NT by Pulitzer Maker 03/26/2012, 5:34pm PDT NEW
        She's not even that black! She's a high yellow, at best. by Racial Arbiter 03/26/2012, 6:49pm PDT NEW
    Re: Patrice O'Neal had a stroke. by Shredder 12/08/2012, 1:05pm PST NEW
    Re: Patrice O'Neal had a stroke. by 8) 12/02/2016, 10:40pm PST NEW
        Question to Caltrops about this by Mysterio 12/02/2016, 10:51pm PST NEW
            Let him answer that one himself! by Mischief Maker 12/02/2016, 11:03pm PST NEW
            How the fuck you gonna kill a bitch with a block of ice? Put it in a sock and by hit her with it? 12/02/2016, 11:28pm PST NEW
                Be cool, bitch! Chill out! I'm all out of puns but I ain't done hitting you yet! NT by (Still better than Hep A.) 12/02/2016, 11:32pm PST NEW
                Ugh! Is this Kain Carter? NT by Mischief Maker 12/03/2016, 7:59am PST NEW
 
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