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I've got seven jars of Miracle Whip in my cupboard and another in the fridge. by Jerry Whorebach 03/15/2012, 11:18pm PDT
I love it. Not the taste so much, I just eat a lot of tuna sandwiches and find a little Miracle Whip makes them go down so much easier. And the numbers! The numbers are amazing. The Fat Free kind has only 900 calories per 900ml jar, and you can get them for as little as $3.50 (it's a good idea to stock up when they're on sale). One of those'll do about twenty-five 120g cans of tuna if you're not too liberal with it, adding only around thirty-five calories and fifteen cents per can. The real "miracle" is never having to dig dry tuna fish out of your tonsils again!
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Family guy "wH" sound in a commercial by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/15/2012, 10:16pm PDT NEW
    I've got seven jars of Miracle Whip in my cupboard and another in the fridge. by Jerry Whorebach 03/15/2012, 11:18pm PDT NEW
        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089277 NT by laudablepuss 03/16/2012, 9:45am PDT NEW
        You're going to get heavy metal poisoning and then you will really be a saddo NT by Mysterio 03/16/2012, 11:10am PDT NEW
            Don't forget about salmonella from all the eggs. (Eight/day, on average.) by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2012, 12:58pm PDT NEW
                You didn't finish school by Mysterio 03/16/2012, 1:36pm PDT NEW
                    Whoa whoa whoa, who said I was heating the eggs? by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2012, 2:16pm PDT NEW
                        Charity Man may give you $20 to not post a picture of yourself wearing that. by laudablepuss 03/16/2012, 2:27pm PDT NEW
                        Cooked egg protein is twice as digestible. by Mischief Maker 03/16/2012, 2:32pm PDT NEW
                            Here's another recipe by Mysterio 03/16/2012, 5:54pm PDT NEW
                                This is a great recipe for rubbery, overcooked eggs. by Julia Fuckin Childs Over Here 03/16/2012, 7:11pm PDT NEW
    It's wheet thins you fucking waste of 750 pounds by You're a fat idiot 03/16/2012, 2:38pm PDT NEW
        And you're too stupid to even think up an original insult by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/20/2012, 11:33am PDT NEW
            Tdarcos 1, Goon 0? I think so. NT by Souffle of Pain 03/20/2012, 5:04pm PDT NEW
        You might also try learning to spell Wheat Thins, as shown on the video NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 03/20/2012, 11:34am PDT NEW
 
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