Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego

The best part about exercise... by RobotJox 06/15/2012, 1:50am PDT ...is that you can know what a real man smells like. You get to smell a real man's stink. You can inhale your own rich musk, and familiarize yourself with how the odor sours in your exercise clothing (especially if you don't wash it). It's really different from the odor you give off when you're fat. Trust me, I know. I used to be a super fatty, and I trimmed down and learned all about the good scents that my body can produce. Side perk of never showering: A few sessions of working up a sweat and you won't need to use a salt shaker anymore. You can just scrape it off your body.

Peeing in a cup, or why you never go "mouth to dick" (like never ass to pussy) by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 4:02am PDT     Oh shit, that should read "never go dick to mouth" NT by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/02/2012, 4:11am PDT     This is the last time I visit this subform by Oom Shnibble 06/02/2012, 10:54am PDT         Have you forgotten something? by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/13/2012, 3:07am PDT             You don't need to exercise to lose weight, you just need to eat less. by Jerry Whorebach 06/13/2012, 3:54am PDT                 I have the opposite problem, Jerry by Not Darcos 06/13/2012, 5:05pm PDT                     Squatz and oatz NT by /fit 06/14/2012, 12:17am PDT                     That might take some exercise. by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2012, 12:59am PDT                         Eating more protein isn't going to hurt. Why deny him your tuna diet? NT by /fit 06/14/2012, 2:01pm PDT                             Good question. by Jerry Whorebach 06/14/2012, 3:24pm PDT                                 How many do you think you could eat at once? For your country, I mean. NT by matt mysterio 06/14/2012, 9:38pm PDT                         The best part about exercise... by RobotJox 06/15/2012, 1:50am PDT             when knees fail ... urine pails(?) NT by i'm a poet 06/13/2012, 6:21am PDT     I can't bear to read all of this, did he accidentally drink out of his piss cup? NT by Worm 06/02/2012, 11:37am PDT         No, I never did. What I said was when I pissed in a cup by accident... by Tansin A. Darcos (TDARCOS) 06/09/2012, 5:17pm PDT