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Schumin got fired from Wikipedia by Souffle of Pain 12/30/2012, 12:14am PST
So this disgusting fucking fat ass was about to get his admin powers stripped from him. So what did he do? He went into fucking hiding:


It's hard to say goodbye to a community that I have been a part of for seven years. During my time as a contributor to Wikipedia, I have grown tremendously as a writer, and have added in many ways, large and small, to countless numbers of articles, and have participated in countless numbers of discussions. However, I have come to realize within the past year that I have reached both the limits of what I can accomplish within the Wikipedia community, and also the limits of my patience in interacting with other members of the Wikipedia community. Thus I feel that it is time for me to move on.

While I still believe in Wikipedia's mission to amass the sum of all human knowledge, I fear that the project may fail because the community will, over time, destroy itself due to what I perceive as constant infighting, the holding of long-term grudges by many users, and general rudeness and incivility on the part of many, which has an alienating effect on other users, both new and seasoned. As an administrator, I received more abuse than I would ever wish on anyone that is doing volunteer work, and this often extended beyond Wikipedia to my website, my Facebook, my Twitter, and my personal email, despite my best efforts to direct all Wikipedia-related inquiries back to Wikipedia. Because of this, I was never really able to escape from Wikipedia, even when using it for research, and it took a toll on me, turning what might otherwise have been an enjoyable activity into a chore, causing me to dread seeing the orange "You have new messages" bar come up, because it inevitably meant having to listen to more whining.

I soon found it increasingly difficult for me to justify to myself why I was still doing volunteer work for a project that I no longer found enjoyable. When I logged out of Wikipedia by choice and left it logged out, I soon came to realize that by not participating in Wikipedia, my stress levels went down, and I generally found myself to be much happier.

I believe that my best days are still ahead of me, but now it is time for me to forge my own path, endeavoring in new works and projects separate from those of the Wikipedia community. I wish all of you the best in your future endeavors, and perhaps our paths will cross again some day. SchuminWeb (Talk) 06:49, 20 December 2012 (UTC)

Hahaha, Big Ben, totally trying to spin it like it was his choice. I love the part where he whines about all the "abuse" he got, and then one sentence later complains about all the whining. You really are a piece of work, fatso.

Amazingly, he didn't say why this all came about. He knows, though.


SchuminWeb, an admin since 2007, has (it is alleged) been violating policies governing the use of the administrator tools, and failing to follow the governing principles of Wikipedia while engaging in the use of them. In particular:

He has not remained accountable as required by the administrator policy, which states that "Administrators are expected to respond promptly and civilly to queries about their Wikipedia-related conduct and administrator actions and to justify them when needed";

He has undertaken deletions which are contrary to policy, and closed deletion discussions in an uncommunicative and consensus-nullifying fashion.

So, taking a look, rather than let them fire him completely, he went out like a bitch and retired. Get a load of this:

The accepted case is hereby suspended pending SchuminWeb's return to editing. SchuminWeb is instructed not to use his administrator tools in any way until the closure of the case; doing so will be grounds for removal of his administrator userrights. Should SchuminWeb decide to resign his administrative tools, the case will be closed and no further action taken. Should SchuminWeb not return to participate in the case within three months of this motion passing, this case will be closed, and the account will be desysopped. If the tools are resigned or removed in either of the circumstances described above, restoration of the tools to SchuminWeb will require a new request for adminship.

He is the biggest fucking faggot I have ever seen. I will be making sure that he doesn't lift a single chubby finger over the next three months, and if he does, they rip his laughably-acquired fat powers from him.

The biggest piece of shit on the Internet was about to get fucked, so he ran away, trying to buy himself three more months. WHAT A BITCH. WHAT A FAT, FLOPPY BITCH.

Even the dumb fucks on Wikipedia know why he's doing what he's doing:

The problem with the approach suggested immediately above is that it appears to have happened before and not worked. This admin has virtually disappeared for periods previously under similar circumstances (most recently Dec., 2011 to Mid Jan., 2012) and then returned to again misuse or misapply WP's admin tools resulting in a new similar controversy. That is the issue that needs to be addressed. It seems to me (and others it would appear) that the appropriate solution is to desysop this user while allowing him to continue to participate in the project as an "ordinary" editor. If at some future time the user feels that he would like to return to adminship again then he can seek renomination and go through the RfA process anew.

Schumin got fired from Wikipedia by Souffle of Pain 12/30/2012, 12:14am PST NEW
    "I still believe in Wikipedia's mission to amass the sum of all human knowledge" NT by except for a couple of knowledges.. 12/30/2012, 3:22am PST NEW
    Now scheming for some way to remove the wikipedia entry from wikipedia NT by Roop 12/30/2012, 5:45am PST NEW
    This is why "faggot" should never disappear from the lexicon NT by fag 12/30/2012, 10:01am PST NEW
    He misspelled R E T A R D E D NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/30/2012, 11:20am PST NEW
        Oh how his fellow morons stuck up for him though! by Souffle of Pain 12/30/2012, 11:26am PST NEW
    Son of a bitch bastard! I'll get you for this! by Jimbo Wales 12/31/2012, 9:56pm PST NEW
    One of Schumin's last updates by Quebby 01/06/2013, 10:57pm PST NEW
    He got de-sysoped in March, 2013 by Souffle of Pain 02/19/2014, 3:11pm PST NEW
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