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by Eurotrash 06/29/2013, 5:31am PDT |
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It's PG-13 as fu-- I mean heck, yes supermodels, yes mcguffin, but it's well paced and exciting. Lots of really bad things happen to the heroes, they're not invincible. Lots of sweet freedom fighter action, nice little details here and there.
In the realm of dumb, mainstream action movies, it's not bad. Recommended!
And while I went into this expecting painful garbage and got pleasantly surprised, you will now expect greatness and be disappointed. You're welcome! |
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Movies are dead by fabio 12/30/2011, 9:14pm PST
Seem more undead to me by N 12/30/2011, 9:58pm PST
What's your relationship to film, are you a screenwriter? NT by Vested Id 12/30/2011, 11:52pm PST
I watch movies? by fabio 12/30/2011, 11:53pm PST
Re: I watch movies? by Vested Id 12/31/2011, 12:01am PST
He went to some sort of film school, but he won't say exactly what he studied. NT by Your instincts are correct 01/02/2012, 2:39am PST
(Hollywood) movies are dead by Siskel and Ebert 12/31/2011, 5:03am PST
Movie studios have no balls, you mean. by Mischief Maker 12/31/2011, 10:09am PST
Whatever happened to CGI making things cheaper? NT by fabio 12/31/2011, 5:15pm PST
So are videogames by Mischief Maker 01/01/2012, 12:29am PST
all the fun of a tedious fps, plus some rpg elements, plus some cover mechanics by jeep 01/02/2012, 1:33am PST
Re: all the fun of a tedious fps, plus some rpg elements, plus some cover mechan by Vested Id 01/02/2012, 3:57am PST
I don't agree with that by jeep 01/09/2012, 4:54pm PST
Here's where videogames and movies differ by Mischief Maker 01/09/2012, 10:55pm PST
Re: I don't agree with that by Vested Id 01/10/2012, 2:19am PST
Re: I don't agree with that by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/10/2012, 5:54am PST
the word auteur and how it got burned by jeep 01/10/2012, 9:29pm PST
You people have finally outdone me NT by the "art games arts?" debate 01/11/2012, 9:25am PST
that one was never very impressive and we're more than a decade past it by jeep 01/11/2012, 4:25pm PST
JOHN. ROMERO. NT by CHECK. MATE. 01/11/2012, 10:03am PST
sure, and...he just wasn't very good at it. QED? NT by jeep 01/11/2012, 3:11pm PST
Romero did his best work in the medium of DOOM. by Jerry Whorebach 01/11/2012, 4:25pm PST
Here's a bit of Romero on the 6502 by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2012, 10:04pm PST
Re: the word auteur and how it got burned by jeep 01/25/2012, 6:21pm PST
Jesus fucking christ NT by Entropy Stew 01/25/2012, 9:18pm PST
that's been linked here before by jeep 01/27/2012, 7:14pm PST
No one wants to play quake in 2012 NT by Mysterio 01/02/2012, 8:55am PST
What's the point in sidestepping (literally, threadwise) the question of coders by Vested Id 01/02/2012, 4:07pm PST
Is this shit talkin about Doom 3 bro? by dorm guy 01/02/2012, 4:29pm PST
falls over, dies NT by Billy "Wicked" Wilson 01/10/2012, 11:31pm PST
Re: Movies are dead by laudablepuss 01/09/2012, 1:57pm PST
you mean like madden? by jeep 01/09/2012, 6:45pm PST
incidentally here's what will happen in video games over the next 5 years by jeep 01/09/2012, 6:47pm PST
yeah by jeep 01/10/2012, 3:00pm PST
Jesse Ventura using the medium of webcomics to disrespect our fallen heroes. NT by RIP Captain Lou Albano 01/10/2012, 3:25pm PST
The Link ones were only on Fridays, everyone knew that NT by Proving the point 01/10/2012, 8:55pm PST
OH MY GOD I never did know whether it would be a mario one or a link one NT by Mysterio 01/11/2012, 9:46am PST
The new Spider-Man is looking good by laudablepuss 03/05/2012, 9:32am PST
You were half right. by Jerry Whorebach 01/19/2013, 4:39am PST
Re: You were half right. by Mischief Maker 01/19/2013, 6:54am PST
You were also right about Ghost Rider 2, though I still liked it more than ASM. by Jerry Whorebach 10/26/2013, 2:17am PDT
You were also right about Ghost Rider 2, though I still liked it more than ASM. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2013, 11:16am PDT
No, there's a new Monty Python movie coming! by Shredder 01/26/2012, 10:53pm PST
Sometimes it's depressing bein right by fabio 04/02/2012, 2:52pm PDT
This does look completely awful. :( NT by laudablepuss 04/02/2012, 4:19pm PDT
Total Recall by E. L. Koba 04/02/2012, 7:11pm PDT
Can't have 3-boobed whores and a lucrative PG-13 rating! NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2012, 10:37pm PDT
No need to sacrifice the rating when we can use a clever reference instead by Vested Id 04/02/2012, 11:07pm PDT
Oh yeah, fucking Colin Farrell is totally the new Arnie. FUCK YOU MOVIE. by Eurotrash 04/02/2012, 11:57pm PDT
you, sir, are totally correct. by Oom Shnibble 04/03/2012, 9:00pm PDT
Alongside the 90 lb runway models punching grown men through plate glass windows NT by Mischief Maker 04/03/2012, 9:26pm PDT
Angelena Jolie is many things but she was never a runway model NT by Carol Marcus 04/03/2012, 9:33pm PDT
She just played one on TV by Mischief Maker 04/03/2012, 9:57pm PDT
Watching the skeleton "beat up" special forces soldiers in Burn Notice by fabio 04/04/2012, 9:20am PDT
Speaking of horrible action movie miscasting by Mischief Maker 07/09/2012, 7:50am PDT
Oy mate NT by Jason FUCKINGGGGGGGGG Statham 04/04/2012, 6:31am PDT
Do I count? NT by Liam Neeson 04/04/2012, 9:18am PDT
While the recent Liam Neeson action movies are actually pretty badass, they are by Eurotrash 04/04/2012, 10:32am PDT
I liked The Grey. by Gutsby 04/04/2012, 6:29pm PDT
Just watched this. Now THIS is more like it, none of the usual PG13 bullshit. NT by Eurotrash 08/26/2012, 11:50pm PDT
To elaborate a bit by Eurotrash 08/27/2012, 12:22am PDT
*POINT BLANK SHOTGUN* NT by "Goddamnit, Castle!" 08/27/2012, 5:13am PDT
Jason Statham is annoying and his movies suck. NT by Eurotrash 04/04/2012, 10:19am PDT
Crank 2 is probably the pinnacle of contemporary moviemaking. NT by Gutsby 04/04/2012, 6:27pm PDT
I guess I'll check out the Crank movies. But if they suck, I'LL BE BACK. NT by Eurotrash 04/04/2012, 10:25pm PDT
So I watched Crank 1, it's a bit of alright. by Eurotrash 04/15/2012, 1:10pm PDT
Alright, Crank 2 is fucking awesome. by Eurotrash 04/27/2012, 1:25pm PDT
Killer Elite is the Statham you want. It's like a stupider Ronin! by Jerry Whorebach 07/13/2014, 12:10am PDT
Re: Jason Statham is annoying and his movies suck. by Mysterio 08/25/2012, 10:56pm PDT
I saw the three-titted whore on set. It was filmed. NT by Fussbett 04/16/2012, 6:17am PDT
Awesome - so instead of Mars, Quaid goes to Canada? by E. L. Koba 04/17/2012, 12:07am PDT
WE found our way to other planets via the Canadian wilderness NT by Battlestar Galactica 04/17/2012, 1:55am PDT
How did Fussbett let word of this GEM and we not follow up? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/13/2014, 4:04pm PDT
Re: Movies are dead by skip 05/27/2012, 9:45am PDT
The movie will be over before the horseride to the first colossus is done. lol by Eurotrash 05/27/2012, 12:03pm PDT
Red Dawn 2012 by fabio 08/11/2012, 11:38am PDT
Just watched this. Way better than I expected. by Eurotrash 06/29/2013, 5:31am PDT
Blame foreigners. by skip 08/13/2012, 4:11pm PDT
Re: Blame foreigners. by Souffle of Pain 08/13/2012, 8:57pm PDT
Does this website award Post of the Year? I'd like to nominate the above. NT by ...for PotY, 1997 08/15/2012, 3:33pm PDT
Still dead by fabio 09/06/2012, 7:51am PDT
Fingers crossed for "Citizen Kane: Mummy Hunter" by Mischief Maker 09/06/2012, 8:54am PDT
THE MUMMY wasn't enough? by You faggot? 09/08/2012, 9:47am PDT
Not as funny as you at the moment! NT by Mischief the Good Witch 09/08/2012, 2:15pm PDT
Van Helsing 2 or 3 or 4 or whatever: still unwatchable shit NT by laudablepuss 09/07/2012, 4:40pm PDT
Why, those actors do not look embarrassed at all. A fine moment in their careers by Eurotrash 09/08/2012, 3:37am PDT
jesus christ by fabio 01/29/2013, 10:50pm PST
That still doesn't look anywhere near as toxic as the Hansel and Gretel one NT by Bunyip 01/30/2013, 4:32am PST
Seth MacFarlane hosting the Oscars NT by case closed 02/24/2013, 6:56pm PST
You probably weren't going to see Dead Man Down anyway by fabio 03/10/2013, 8:26pm PDT
Updated list of upcoming reboots/remakes - 112 of them by skip 11/27/2016, 11:40am PST
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