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I believe I found a new world's worst writer by Souffle of Pain 07/01/2013, 12:01am PDT
Just kidding, the worst writer in the world is still Jerry Holkins, but look at this shiny new psycho write a review of Deadpool.

Jolted to immortal life by a delirious performance from Nolan North, Deadpool is a pithy vector for the player – rather, the nightmarish caricature of a player as envisioned by a cynical game designer. His attention spans the pinch of two fingers, he makes extravagant demands with no care to their consequences, he slobbers over Unreal women and he'd rather die than listen to a syllable of exposition from the poor, plot-mandated X-Men. Their anguish must be akin to the people who worked on a cutscene you skipped in your monstrous impatience, unaware that it took four agonizing months of wrangling manatees in motion-capture suits.


In the game, Deadpool shoots his head off at one point to stop from having to listen to Cable. And yet that paragraph was actually written by someone ("Ludwig Kietzmann") reviewing a game where that happens
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Deadpool first impressions by Worm 06/26/2013, 7:18am PDT NEW
    the giantbomb quick look for this made it look like trash NT by jeep 06/26/2013, 10:42am PDT NEW
        I guess it depends on what your tolerance is for sort of bland combat? by Worm 06/26/2013, 12:06pm PDT NEW
    I believe I found a new world's worst writer by Souffle of Pain 07/01/2013, 12:01am PDT NEW
    Actually went back to try to finish this off. by Worm 04/18/2015, 11:01pm PDT NEW
 
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