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You were also right about Ghost Rider 2, though I still liked it more than ASM. by Jerry Whorebach 10/26/2013, 2:17am PDT
What if they did another Crank, only this time the role of Jason Statham was played by a motorcycle stuntman with a flaming skull made out of special effects? And the special effects were so high-quality, they could barely afford three action scenes for the entire movie? And still nobody thought to bring more than thirty pages of script to whatever Eastern European hellhole they were filming in, so half the running time is literally dead air?

I know what you're thinking: that sounds like the best movie ever, provided they saved the dead air until after the closing credits.

Boy, have I got some bad news for you :(
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Movies are dead by fabio 12/30/2011, 9:14pm PST NEW
    Seem more undead to me by N 12/30/2011, 9:58pm PST NEW
    What's your relationship to film, are you a screenwriter? NT by Vested Id 12/30/2011, 11:52pm PST NEW
        I watch movies? by fabio 12/30/2011, 11:53pm PST NEW
            Re: I watch movies? by Vested Id 12/31/2011, 12:01am PST NEW
                He went to some sort of film school, but he won't say exactly what he studied. NT by Your instincts are correct 01/02/2012, 2:39am PST NEW
    (Hollywood) movies are dead by Siskel and Ebert 12/31/2011, 5:03am PST NEW
    Movie studios have no balls, you mean. by Mischief Maker 12/31/2011, 10:09am PST NEW
        Whatever happened to CGI making things cheaper? NT by fabio 12/31/2011, 5:15pm PST NEW
    So are videogames by Mischief Maker 01/01/2012, 12:29am PST NEW
        all the fun of a tedious fps, plus some rpg elements, plus some cover mechanics by jeep 01/02/2012, 1:33am PST NEW
            Re: all the fun of a tedious fps, plus some rpg elements, plus some cover mechan by Vested Id 01/02/2012, 3:57am PST NEW
                I don't agree with that by jeep 01/09/2012, 4:54pm PST NEW
                    Here's where videogames and movies differ by Mischief Maker 01/09/2012, 10:55pm PST NEW
                    Re: I don't agree with that by Vested Id 01/10/2012, 2:19am PST NEW
                        Re: I don't agree with that by motherfuckerfoodeater 01/10/2012, 5:54am PST NEW
                        the word auteur and how it got burned by jeep 01/10/2012, 9:29pm PST NEW
                            You people have finally outdone me NT by the "art games arts?" debate 01/11/2012, 9:25am PST NEW
                                that one was never very impressive and we're more than a decade past it by jeep 01/11/2012, 4:25pm PST NEW
                            JOHN. ROMERO. NT by CHECK. MATE. 01/11/2012, 10:03am PST NEW
                                sure, and...he just wasn't very good at it. QED? NT by jeep 01/11/2012, 3:11pm PST NEW
                                Romero did his best work in the medium of DOOM. by Jerry Whorebach 01/11/2012, 4:25pm PST NEW
                                    Here's a bit of Romero on the 6502 by Ice Cream Jonsey 03/04/2012, 10:04pm PST NEW
                            Re: the word auteur and how it got burned by jeep 01/25/2012, 6:21pm PST NEW
                                Jesus fucking christ NT by Entropy Stew 01/25/2012, 9:18pm PST NEW
                                    that's been linked here before by jeep 01/27/2012, 7:14pm PST NEW
            No one wants to play quake in 2012 NT by Mysterio 01/02/2012, 8:55am PST NEW
                What's the point in sidestepping (literally, threadwise) the question of coders by Vested Id 01/02/2012, 4:07pm PST NEW
                    Is this shit talkin about Doom 3 bro? by dorm guy 01/02/2012, 4:29pm PST NEW
                        falls over, dies NT by Billy "Wicked" Wilson 01/10/2012, 11:31pm PST NEW
    Re: Movies are dead by laudablepuss 01/09/2012, 1:57pm PST NEW
        you mean like madden? by jeep 01/09/2012, 6:45pm PST NEW
            incidentally here's what will happen in video games over the next 5 years by jeep 01/09/2012, 6:47pm PST NEW
        yeah by jeep 01/10/2012, 3:00pm PST NEW
            Jesse Ventura using the medium of webcomics to disrespect our fallen heroes. NT by RIP Captain Lou Albano 01/10/2012, 3:25pm PST NEW
            The Link ones were only on Fridays, everyone knew that NT by Proving the point 01/10/2012, 8:55pm PST NEW
            OH MY GOD I never did know whether it would be a mario one or a link one NT by Mysterio 01/11/2012, 9:46am PST NEW
        The new Spider-Man is looking good by laudablepuss 03/05/2012, 9:32am PST NEW
            You were half right. by Jerry Whorebach 01/19/2013, 4:39am PST NEW
                Re: You were half right. by Mischief Maker 01/19/2013, 6:54am PST NEW
            You were also right about Ghost Rider 2, though I still liked it more than ASM. by Jerry Whorebach 10/26/2013, 2:17am PDT NEW
                You were also right about Ghost Rider 2, though I still liked it more than ASM. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/26/2013, 11:16am PDT NEW
    No, there's a new Monty Python movie coming! by Shredder 01/26/2012, 10:53pm PST NEW
    Sometimes it's depressing bein right by fabio 04/02/2012, 2:52pm PDT NEW
        This does look completely awful. :( NT by laudablepuss 04/02/2012, 4:19pm PDT NEW
    Total Recall by E. L. Koba 04/02/2012, 7:11pm PDT NEW
        Can't have 3-boobed whores and a lucrative PG-13 rating! NT by Mischief Maker 04/02/2012, 10:37pm PDT NEW
        No need to sacrifice the rating when we can use a clever reference instead by Vested Id 04/02/2012, 11:07pm PDT NEW
        Oh yeah, fucking Colin Farrell is totally the new Arnie. FUCK YOU MOVIE. by Eurotrash 04/02/2012, 11:57pm PDT NEW
            you, sir, are totally correct. by Oom Shnibble 04/03/2012, 9:00pm PDT NEW
                Alongside the 90 lb runway models punching grown men through plate glass windows NT by Mischief Maker 04/03/2012, 9:26pm PDT NEW
                    Angelena Jolie is many things but she was never a runway model NT by Carol Marcus 04/03/2012, 9:33pm PDT NEW
                        She just played one on TV by Mischief Maker 04/03/2012, 9:57pm PDT NEW
                    Watching the skeleton "beat up" special forces soldiers in Burn Notice by fabio 04/04/2012, 9:20am PDT NEW
                        Speaking of horrible action movie miscasting by Mischief Maker 07/09/2012, 7:50am PDT NEW
            Oy mate NT by Jason FUCKINGGGGGGGGG Statham 04/04/2012, 6:31am PDT NEW
                Do I count? NT by Liam Neeson 04/04/2012, 9:18am PDT NEW
                    While the recent Liam Neeson action movies are actually pretty badass, they are by Eurotrash 04/04/2012, 10:32am PDT NEW
                        I liked The Grey. by Gutsby 04/04/2012, 6:29pm PDT NEW
                            Just watched this. Now THIS is more like it, none of the usual PG13 bullshit. NT by Eurotrash 08/26/2012, 11:50pm PDT NEW
                                To elaborate a bit by Eurotrash 08/27/2012, 12:22am PDT NEW
                                    *POINT BLANK SHOTGUN* NT by "Goddamnit, Castle!" 08/27/2012, 5:13am PDT NEW
                Jason Statham is annoying and his movies suck. NT by Eurotrash 04/04/2012, 10:19am PDT NEW
                    Crank 2 is probably the pinnacle of contemporary moviemaking. NT by Gutsby 04/04/2012, 6:27pm PDT NEW
                        I guess I'll check out the Crank movies. But if they suck, I'LL BE BACK. NT by Eurotrash 04/04/2012, 10:25pm PDT NEW
                            So I watched Crank 1, it's a bit of alright. by Eurotrash 04/15/2012, 1:10pm PDT NEW
                                Alright, Crank 2 is fucking awesome. by Eurotrash 04/27/2012, 1:25pm PDT NEW
                                    Killer Elite is the Statham you want. It's like a stupider Ronin! by Jerry Whorebach 07/13/2014, 12:10am PDT NEW
                    Re: Jason Statham is annoying and his movies suck. by Mysterio 08/25/2012, 10:56pm PDT NEW
        I saw the three-titted whore on set. It was filmed. NT by Fussbett 04/16/2012, 6:17am PDT NEW
            Awesome - so instead of Mars, Quaid goes to Canada? by E. L. Koba 04/17/2012, 12:07am PDT NEW
                WE found our way to other planets via the Canadian wilderness NT by Battlestar Galactica 04/17/2012, 1:55am PDT NEW
            How did Fussbett let word of this GEM and we not follow up? by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/13/2014, 4:04pm PDT NEW
    Re: Movies are dead by skip 05/27/2012, 9:45am PDT NEW
        The movie will be over before the horseride to the first colossus is done. lol by Eurotrash 05/27/2012, 12:03pm PDT NEW
    Red Dawn 2012 by fabio 08/11/2012, 11:38am PDT NEW
        Just watched this. Way better than I expected. by Eurotrash 06/29/2013, 5:31am PDT NEW
    Blame foreigners. by skip 08/13/2012, 4:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Blame foreigners. by Souffle of Pain 08/13/2012, 8:57pm PDT NEW
            Does this website award Post of the Year? I'd like to nominate the above. NT by ...for PotY, 1997 08/15/2012, 3:33pm PDT NEW
    Still dead by fabio 09/06/2012, 7:51am PDT NEW
        Fingers crossed for "Citizen Kane: Mummy Hunter" by Mischief Maker 09/06/2012, 8:54am PDT NEW
            THE MUMMY wasn't enough? by You faggot? 09/08/2012, 9:47am PDT NEW
                Not as funny as you at the moment! NT by Mischief the Good Witch 09/08/2012, 2:15pm PDT NEW
        Van Helsing 2 or 3 or 4 or whatever: still unwatchable shit NT by laudablepuss 09/07/2012, 4:40pm PDT NEW
        Why, those actors do not look embarrassed at all. A fine moment in their careers by Eurotrash 09/08/2012, 3:37am PDT NEW
        jesus christ by fabio 01/29/2013, 10:50pm PST NEW
            That still doesn't look anywhere near as toxic as the Hansel and Gretel one NT by Bunyip 01/30/2013, 4:32am PST NEW
    Seth MacFarlane hosting the Oscars NT by case closed 02/24/2013, 6:56pm PST NEW
    You probably weren't going to see Dead Man Down anyway by fabio 03/10/2013, 8:26pm PDT NEW
    Updated list of upcoming reboots/remakes - 112 of them by skip 11/27/2016, 11:40am PST NEW
 
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