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Alhambra - Positive! Guillotine - Positive! by Last 12/13/2013, 9:00am PST
Alhambra -

This is a game where each player builds a palace which is then scored at the end. It's nice-looking and a good introductory game for people who don't usually play boardgames.

There's a bag of tiles, each tile has a palace room and some wall segments on the borders. Each turn there is four tiles on the table for you to purchase. You can purchase a tile using money cards from your hand OR draw a money card. There's a couple of easy rules for adding tiles to your palace (the walls need to line up, all roofs need to point upward). You score by having the most of a particular color of room.

The pros are that it looks nice, plays fast, and has somewhat of a rubber-band effect (like 7 Wonders) where even if you play blindly then you will probably lose but you will still end up within 25% of the first place score. Nobody will feel like they fucked up their palace horribly at the end of the game. In fact, after each game you will be inspired to try a slightly different strategy next time, which is good.

The cons are that the rubber-band effect kind of stops you from feeling like your decisions are all that important. The game relies somewhat on randomness (sometimes you don't get great options to buy on your turn). It also takes a few games before you have an idea if you are doing well or just fucking around randomly.

But, all in all it's fun and a good choice for playing with family. There's a Wil Wheaton tabletop video where they play this game so feel free to check that out.


Guillotine -

This is a simple $10 game that plays very fast and is super easy to pick up, and is fun.

Each player is an executioner during the French Revolution. You have a deck of about 70 victims of varying worth, and you start by laying 12 of them face up on the table. You also have a handful of action cards that are used to rearrange the line (move a person in a blue shirt back two spaces, move any person to the front of the line, etc) or affect the other players (take a card from another player's hand, force a player to discard two cards, etc).

On your turn you can choose to play an action card from your hand. Then, you must take the victim at the head of the line and draw an action card.

It's a comedic game, all the victims are bumbling, hateful fatcats (although there are some sympathetic urchins that are worth negative points if you collect them). It plays super fast (about 10 minutes) and is a good warmup game or drinking game if you are playing with new people.
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                        Re: Volume 2, right now! by laudablepuss 04/27/2005, 2:56pm PDT
                            Re: Volume 2, right now! by Choson 04/27/2005, 3:01pm PDT
                            laudablepuss says dice are random NT by binkbot 04/27/2005, 4:57pm PDT
                                Like football! I also said that. Also ballooning. And then I said comma. NT by laudablepuss 04/27/2005, 5:09pm PDT
        Re: Volume 2, right now! by mark 04/27/2005, 12:10pm PDT
        Wow by Arbit 04/28/2005, 12:27am PDT
            ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT FABIO NT by the CROWD 04/28/2005, 12:43am PDT
                *shrug* NT by FABIO 04/28/2005, 12:54am PDT
    Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by Bill Dungsroman 04/27/2005, 7:54am PDT
        Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/28/2005, 2:44pm PDT
            Fortress America in ACTION! by FABIO 04/29/2005, 1:20pm PDT
    Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by mark 04/27/2005, 11:56am PDT
        Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by FABIO 04/27/2005, 1:52pm PDT
        Scott Orr disagress with you! by FABIO 05/09/2005, 9:20pm PDT
            Man who made game that sucks, sucks :( NT by mark 05/09/2005, 11:10pm PDT
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            Re: No Dark Tower? No Stop Thief? by FABIO 04/28/2005, 2:45pm PDT
                yes. by mark 04/28/2005, 3:20pm PDT
    Mark's Boardgame Roundup part 1 by mark 04/27/2005, 12:50pm PDT
        For the love of God can no one stop these boardgame roundups??? by Ray of Light 04/27/2005, 1:16pm PDT
        Re: Mark's Boardgame Roundup part 1 by theemu 04/27/2005, 1:22pm PDT
        Mark's Boardgame Roundup part 2 by mark 04/27/2005, 6:11pm PDT
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                Re: Settlers counter rebuttal by Quentin Beck 04/27/2005, 6:47pm PDT
                    actually that was me (that's the new mysterio name? I thought he was a poster) NT by mark 04/27/2005, 6:47pm PDT
                Re: Settlers counter rebuttal by Choson 04/27/2005, 7:55pm PDT
                    Re: Settlers counter rebuttal by Pre 05/10/2005, 11:14am PDT
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    Re: Boardgame roundup: Vol. 1 by mark 04/28/2005, 12:32am PDT
    Vol. 3 by FABIO 05/09/2005, 11:29pm PDT
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            I shot mine full of BBs. Along with all my classic GI Joes. :( NT by laudablepuss 05/13/2005, 11:11am PDT
                I demolished my star wars toys in my sand box or fed them to my guniea pig :( NT by Mischief Maker 05/13/2005, 1:58pm PDT
                    "Putting away childish things" turned out to be a really stupid idea. by laudablepuss 05/13/2005, 4:47pm PDT
            Mine sold for $130 by fabio 05/26/2011, 11:14am PDT
    Arkham Horror: Making Pen & Paper games obsolete by FABIO 02/13/2008, 9:51pm PST
        That should read 1d8 people :( by Erratard 02/13/2008, 10:05pm PST
        Wait'll you discover "How to host a murder mystery!" NT by Mischief Maker 02/13/2008, 10:22pm PST
            ^ roleplaying =( NT by FABIO 02/14/2008, 4:20am PST
        My group hit a bunch of obstacles with Arkham Horror. by Last 05/25/2011, 7:14pm PDT
            Re: My group hit a bunch of obstacles with Arkham Horror. by fabio 05/26/2011, 12:06pm PDT
                My group is having fun now with a play-by-email setup in google docs. by Last 07/27/2011, 9:16pm PDT
    Boardgame roundup: Pandemic, Longshot by Last 05/26/2011, 10:33am PDT
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    Review request: REX by fabio 02/24/2012, 5:56am PST
        Haven't played it, but I have no faith in FFG NT by mark 03/13/2012, 8:33pm PDT
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        UPDATE: default rules broken, needs fixing NT by fabio 08/23/2012, 8:42am PDT
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                Oh, I have the version set in Europe and they fixed that. by Last 08/23/2012, 1:42pm PDT
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            Re: Gaming with family by laudablepuss 08/04/2016, 8:47am PDT
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                        What kind of family get togethers mandate boardgames? by fabio 08/13/2016, 6:16pm PDT
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