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I bombed a fucking phone interview today by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/22/2014, 9:31pm PDT
There's three things... there's more than three things, but there's three things I do every day,

1. Backend automation: FitNesse & Java
2. Misc. testing: Unix shell scripting
3. GUI automation: Selenium to Junit

I'm going to let go of the fact that I maintain the Jenkins server, created the scripts to automate deployments and do database verification.

The entire interview was about the thing I have the least amount of experience in, which is #3. I kind of hate those interviews! If it were any more in-depth, I would have given the guy the byte code. As someone who has 90% of his ego tied up in being awesome of his job, 5% this site and 5% general cocksmanship, this has been a tough week where I fucked up a goddamn phone interview, and none of you are posting and I can't get laid.

Christ, what a goddamn embarrassment. I couldn't articulate the "magic" of going from Selenium IDE to tiny little disparate Junit tests. I can do this shit in my sleep but nobody in my real life wants to talk about it.

Girlfriends at two different times have written me notes saying that I am saying "Ummmm" too much. The first time is when I got interviewed for Get Lamp, the second today. Fuck everything.


ICJ
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I bombed a fucking phone interview today by Ice Cream Jonsey 04/22/2014, 9:31pm PDT NEW
    Re: I bombed a fucking phone interview today by laudablepuss 04/23/2014, 9:00am PDT NEW
        Re: I bombed a fucking phone interview today by Mysterio 06/19/2014, 10:25pm PDT NEW
            Congratulations! by Fullofkittens 06/20/2014, 4:08am PDT NEW
                Yes, what he said! by The Happiness Engine 06/20/2014, 5:33pm PDT NEW
                    Condolences by Test Case Merc 06/20/2014, 9:32pm PDT NEW
    This entire method of interviewing is bullshit by The Happiness Engine 04/24/2014, 4:28pm PDT NEW
    They have phone interviews for fucking now? NT by dr. no 04/30/2014, 12:33am PDT NEW
        See how painful it is to be on the receiving end of this, TDARCOS? NT by Last 04/30/2014, 5:38am PDT NEW
 
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