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RTS games that don't let you freeform drive around and jump out at will suck. by kate leth 07/23/2014, 12:33am PDT
Any RTS game made in the past 10 years that doesn't let you jump out of your own person summonable vehicle to bash and slash individual units into mush sucks.

Not just having a "hero" unit because that's gay, but the hero unit is able to do guitar solos, and then have a car that they can drive around and run over enemy units in that car while blasting great music. Then while on foot, you can do even more damage by summoning giant flaming aircraft to crash into the enemies, certainly beats the pants off of the usual dumb "spells" hero units get in RTS games. Also letting your hero unit jump on a regular unit's back or otherwise team up with them to do crazy amounts of damage, each unit having its own specific effect when teamed up with.

AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS? THIS IS JUST A SIDE PORTION OF THIS MYSTERIOUS GAME that I'm mentioning. The whole game is a sandbox game with hack n slash features, but some portions turn into this RTS game where you can drive around and blow people up and physically chop their heads off (instead of merely selecting unit and ctrl a them at the enemy units, you walk up to those enemy units and fucking chop their heads right the fuck off yourself). This superior RTS isn't even a third of the game.

Only one RTS game ever made does this. Everything else is objectively inferior, proven by the fact that every other RTS does not have a single one of these features, and most of them were made AFTER this game which should be a million times more embarrassing.

This isn't a game I just made up either. It's a few years old now, and is available for an extremely low price on consoles and steam.
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RTS games that don't let you freeform drive around and jump out at will suck. by kate leth 07/23/2014, 12:33am PDT NEW
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