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I found a way to enjoy it by fabio 07/29/2014, 11:59pm PDT
Three things:

-Fast forward every scene where it's just two characters alone talking. Nothing of consequence or interest happens or will ever happen during these scenes. Anything noteworthy said will have already been covered in previous scenes with more people.

-Skip every Arya, Bran, and Dragon Bitch scene. Bullshit on an endless holding pattern, and high fantasy bullshit on an endless holding pattern.

-Watch it with a group for a drinking game. Drink:


when Sam cries.

when Sansa pouts.

when Tywin frowns.

when Jon puts on his scrunched up sad face

when Circe threatens someone

when someone makes a reference to dick or twat

when someone mentions a "(blank) of (blank) title": mother of dragons, master of coin, etc.

when Dinklage's height is mentioned

when someone mentions sitting on the iron throne

when someone says "Kaleesi!" and takes a dramatic step forward

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        I found a way to enjoy it by fabio 07/29/2014, 11:59pm PDT NEW
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