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Don't sleep in telco closets by laudablepuss 07/30/2014, 12:58pm PDT
I sometimes sleep in a telco closet at lunch but maybe not anymore. I felt something on the inside of my knee and woke with a start, then stood up and shook my pants leg for a few seconds. Out fell the biggest wolf spider I have ever seen. I said something like YEEEEEEEAAAAUGGHHUHUHUHUH -- segueing into a sorta laugh at the end. I did not kill it. Its body was over an inch long by itself. Around here, that's huge.
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Don't sleep in telco closets by laudablepuss 07/30/2014, 12:58pm PDT NEW
    You're going to end up like Willem Dafoe in Speed 2. Get some leeches ready. NT by Mischief Maker 07/30/2014, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        But are we to believe that is his journey? NT by June 07/30/2014, 3:12pm PDT NEW
        I don't speak B movie. by laudablepuss 07/30/2014, 3:25pm PDT NEW
            Spending too much time around computers gave him copper poisoning. by Mischief Maker 07/30/2014, 5:29pm PDT NEW
    Isn't it too warm in there? by Entropy Stew 07/30/2014, 9:07pm PDT NEW
    Don't sleep in chairs, either by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/01/2014, 8:56pm PDT NEW
 
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