Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
 
I would PAY YOU $5 to never post a fucking ad again. by The Happiness Engine 08/27/2014, 4:08pm PDT
But you are a selfish shitshow who literally cannot understand the existence of other people as anything but an audience for your GIANT BRAIN and would just immediately turn around and post about "ONE DOLLAR OFF BANQUET PORK PATTY DINNERS! (only at the Bethesda Dollar General, restrictions apply) and then lean back and let the (completely imagined and non-existent) praise and adulation wash over you.

No one here, or indeed, the entire fucking world, cares about saving $5 at fucking Staples. No one here has set foot in a Staples in 10 years. Why would we? We have white-collar jobs that give you unlimited office supplies. We can buy desks and electronics from reputable vendors. Imagine having such an ADEQUATE amount of money that you could just leave $100 in cash in your office desk, unlocked, because you expect to use it in a month or so. What use does that person have on paying $25 for $30 worth of shitty bic pens and file folders? It translates into a free beer? THERE IS ALWAYS MORE BEER FOR THE REST OF US, who actually grew a palate beyond that of a fucking child's.
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Staples Coupons: $5 off $30; 10% off almost anything; & more; EXPIRES 8/30/14 by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/26/2014, 8:22am PDT NEW
    I would PAY YOU $5 to never post a fucking ad again. by The Happiness Engine 08/27/2014, 4:08pm PDT NEW
        Man goes to TAD's forum, becomes completely enraged upon seeing TAD by reporting live from TAD's forum 08/28/2014, 12:09am PDT NEW
            Uh-oh, it's the Be Nicer brigade. Hide your insanity accusations, folks NT by Eurotrash 08/28/2014, 11:37am PDT NEW
            Let me tell you how this works... by The Happiness Engine 08/31/2014, 7:16pm PDT NEW
        What's "Fucking Staples"? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 08/31/2014, 8:28pm PDT NEW
            Ohh. That old chestnut again? It never fails to not entertain. NT by Eurotrash 08/31/2014, 10:47pm PDT NEW
            Damn, that was a great fake post by someone impersonating me. Almost real NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/02/2014, 9:35am PDT NEW
                Split personality disorder... a common sign of NT by insanity 09/02/2014, 8:57pm PDT NEW
    Oh by the way, Paul. You should start inserting images in your posts again by Eurotrash 08/28/2014, 12:01pm PDT NEW
        Re: Oh by the way, Paul. You should start inserting images in your posts again by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/02/2014, 9:39am PDT NEW
            OHHH that was lazy NT by Eurotrash 09/02/2014, 10:44pm PDT NEW
        Okay, here's a picture of Eurotrash's Front Yard by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/02/2014, 11:07am PDT NEW
            NO NO NO by Eurotrash 09/02/2014, 10:48pm PDT NEW
                Re: NO NO NO by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 09/15/2014, 12:39pm PDT NEW
                    Well look who came crawling back by Eurotrash 09/15/2014, 1:02pm PDT NEW
                        Promises, promises by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 10/02/2014, 6:41am PDT NEW
 
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