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just how fucking poorly they end up being stated. The critiques suck and usually break down into some ridiculous bargaining. I wish there was some direct correlation between your girlfriend blowing up and a bad game, but there just isn't. The Darkness was still more enjoyable than whatever hypothetical progressive alternatives are awaiting us. Making the violence female on female, making women strict non-combatants, or having a woman fail to save her boyfriend won't help. I'd personally rather CD Projekt do whatever they want with Cyberpunk 2077 and if it ends up with me catching cyber herpes and needing to cut the head off the technoslut who gave it to me to get cured, then fuck it. It'll still be better than Bioshock Infinite.
Just look at this shit. Is there a single person doing this well? Oh boy we're gonna get inclusivity and brighter colors in equally shitty games. I can't wait until we get Kerrigan covered up, that'll make Heroes of the Storm not blow. I honestly could almost be fucking sold on this whole thing, but all the advocates suck and all the games suck, so what's the point? I guess maybe Mirror's Edge 2 will finally prove to everyone that a gender swapped cast really does make a generic story better.
Though I understand that Eli's being a man overwrites him being one of the two main characters of African American heritage(and the only amputee) for some fucking reason I don't understand at all actually. |
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Female game developer caught sucking dick for positive reviews. by kate leth 08/17/2014, 11:11pm PDT
Snooped! NT by Snooped! 08/18/2014, 9:52pm PDT
Notice the special cameo about a minute in. by kate leth 08/23/2014, 5:32am PDT
Re: Notice the special cameo about a minute in. by Mysterio 08/23/2014, 9:55am PDT
I don't know but we certainly deserve at least 10 already. NT by kate leth 08/23/2014, 1:20pm PDT
Is this the game drama forum? No. It is not the game drama forum. NT by Souffle of Pain 08/23/2014, 1:07pm PDT
kthor jumps in on zoe quinn white knighting, trying to get "gamer" to be epithet by kate leth 08/31/2014, 12:58am PDT
Speaking of which. by vital contribution.png 08/31/2014, 1:12am PDT
Oh no, my secret feelings on the topic have been capture. NT by Worm 08/31/2014, 7:47am PDT
Re: Speaking of which. by Roop 08/31/2014, 7:29pm PDT
kthor always had a weird chip on his shoulder about writing comics, of all thing by skip 08/31/2014, 9:35am PDT
I honestly am confused why you have guys like him hopping on it so hard. by Worm 08/31/2014, 12:39pm PDT
There's the windup, AND THERE'S THE SMARM NT by laudablepuss 08/31/2014, 7:17pm PDT
kthor reaps the hurricaine...... of piss cum. by kate leth 09/01/2014, 11:55pm PDT
those comics he drew were abominations as well by the truth 09/02/2014, 12:00am PDT
This page has been deleted by Wikipedia 09/02/2014, 1:02am PDT
kthor fading from photograph as we duckwalk across stage. NT by kate leth 09/02/2014, 8:05pm PDT
My favorite favorite favorite part of Wikipedia by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/03/2014, 9:17am PDT
More calm reasonable debate from social justice warriors by fabio 09/06/2014, 10:31am PDT
Re: More calm reasonable debate from social justice warriors by Souffle of Pain 09/06/2014, 12:15pm PDT
I don't get it, is she going to report a bunch of IRC handles to the FBI? NT by Worm 09/06/2014, 1:11pm PDT
Re: More calm reasonable debate from social justice warriors by Mysterio 09/06/2014, 4:31pm PDT
Zoe says she "won" and it's over, so there ya go by Mysterio 09/06/2014, 5:23pm PDT
On Thor. by K. Theft Jensen 09/07/2014, 2:54am PDT
Please link back to the kthor plagiary by plzkthx 09/07/2014, 6:08am PDT
Wait, kthor is a professional mommy blogger now? by Fullofkittens 09/07/2014, 8:01am PDT
I write worthless clickbait "10 things" articles. NT by I am K. Thor Jensen. 09/07/2014, 10:06am PDT
There is no one here who wouldn't trade you for him by Mysterio 09/09/2014, 10:09am PDT
I would trade you for leprosy. by I would trade you for ass cancer. 09/09/2014, 12:24pm PDT
Re: I would trade you for leprosy. by Mysterio 09/09/2014, 1:23pm PDT
"Kthor, on the other hand, is funny sometimes" NT by CITATION NEEDED 09/09/2014, 1:46pm PDT
Bringing up BDR in the same post where you claim to speak on behalf of everyone? by Now that's funny 09/10/2014, 10:00am PDT
Awesome posts about making games you pieces of shit NT by Mysterio 09/10/2014, 10:37am PDT
You noticed another similarity! by Mysterio 09/10/2014, 11:03am PDT
My balls almost cringed up into my abdominal cavity reading that page. NT by kate leth 09/08/2014, 10:12pm PDT
http://heavy.com/comedy/2009/10/wikipedias-greatest-fails/ NT by K. Theft Jensen 09/09/2014, 1:51am PDT
A caltrops thread turned into lo-cal clickbait :( NT by Entropy Stew 09/09/2014, 3:10pm PDT
Sad, it's not EVEN a pale shadow of the wikipedia thread's majesty. NT by Fullofkittens 09/09/2014, 4:07pm PDT
NeoGAF is over. by kate leth 09/08/2014, 10:09pm PDT
"I could troll for a billion years and not achieve this kind of success" NT by you've got that right 09/09/2014, 2:52pm PDT
THREAD MOVED. DEMERITS COMING ETA 2014091108:00:00:0000PDT NT by Bradley Svedka. 09/10/2014, 10:16pm PDT
The following IP ranges have been permabanned. by Bradley Svedka. 09/10/2014, 10:19pm PDT
Brad pens response to GamerGate, pleads for sexual favors. by pinback 09/13/2014, 10:45am PDT
STOP BRAD YOU ARE HURTING ME WITH YOUR BORING ESSAY by Jerry Whorebach 09/13/2014, 12:58pm PDT
What even was the last disgusting game? I mean holy shit, I'd love to play it. by Worm 09/13/2014, 2:44pm PDT
We totally need to start picking each other's games. by Jerry Whorebach 09/13/2014, 4:44pm PDT
Maybe I'm missing context because I barely play shooters? I don't really know. by Worm 09/13/2014, 6:18pm PDT
Re: Maybe I'm missing context because I barely play shooters? by Jerry Whorebach 09/14/2014, 6:21am PDT
Yeah well I'm sure there are various issues with putting Batman in the game. by Worm 09/14/2014, 10:39am PDT
Both the cartoon and live-action Tick shows used different Batman analogues. by Jerry Whorebach 09/14/2014, 2:20pm PDT
Re: Both the cartoon and live-action Tick shows used different Batman analogues. by Leaped Frog 09/14/2014, 3:41pm PDT
Well I don't think there is a problem with making opinions known the problem is by Worm 09/14/2014, 5:04pm PDT
Fuck that screenshot is embarrassing. NT by Brandon Flick 09/14/2014, 5:54pm PDT
Not a spoiler for The Limey because it wasn't. by Jerry Whorebach 09/14/2014, 7:22pm PDT
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