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by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/21/2014, 9:23am PDT |
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So, here is what I've had to go through to TRY to get an executable for this fucking thing.
1. Pinback bought it for me. It was in their NDA phase. Nobody at Stardock wrote him or me about jumping through their dumb fucking hoops at any point. If we didn't bug them, they would still have happily taken the money and given us nothing.
2. We get told shit like, "NDAs go out every Tuesday!" and then it was three more weeks before they sent me one.
3. So I signed the NDA but was so disillusioned by these paranoid idiots that I decided I didn't care any more.
4. Pinback asked me to install it and okay, I will.
I have no idea how to get this thing. There is a STARDOCK ACCOUNT at Stardock. I was able to get in there a few months ago. Then it stopped accepting my password. So I reset it and put in a new one. Now I get this:
So I successfully logged in, but I have to go find an email from when I first created the account and click on a link from it?
Fucking what?
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen when it comes to account security. Stardock, these things are GROGNARD PUSTILE. Nobody gives a shit about this to where you have to invent your own moronic, libertarian stab at account security. You really didn't need this.
So this is how it can take two months and counting to install a fucking game onto my system.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey! |
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In this thread, we ensure that ICJ lives up to his promises, re: OTC by pinback 09/11/2014, 12:19pm PDT
ICJ, PLEASE INSTALL OFFWORLD TRADING COMPANY. YOU HAVE 13 DAYS TO COMPLY. NT by ED-209 09/11/2014, 12:22pm PDT
Oka,y easy NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/11/2014, 9:06pm PDT
YOU HAVE 12 DAYS TO COMPLY NT by ED-209 09/12/2014, 7:39am PDT
YOU HAVE 6 DAYS TO COMPLY NT by ED-209 09/18/2014, 10:24am PDT
Guys my arms are getting tired NT by Mr Kinney 09/18/2014, 3:38pm PDT
OK, loading it up now. One second, please. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/18/2014, 9:15pm PDT
Better do as he says. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 09/19/2014, 12:10pm PDT
YOU HAVE 5 DAYS TO COMPLY NT by ED-209 09/19/2014, 11:06am PDT
You understand, all he has to do is INSTALL it. by pinback 09/19/2014, 1:30pm PDT
"Remote server exception with shell32.dll." Now what, pinback/Brad? NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/19/2014, 3:15pm PDT
Stop trying to install it on your Pi. NT by pinback 09/19/2014, 4:15pm PDT
YOU HAVE 4 DAYS TO COMPLY NT by ED-209 09/20/2014, 9:19am PDT
Why I hate dealing with Stardock by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/21/2014, 9:23am PDT
YOU HAVE 2 DAYS TO COMPLY NT by ED-209 09/22/2014, 4:35am PDT
I have no idea how to download the game. Trying here, Ed. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/22/2014, 6:36am PDT
It's a Steam game. You download it with Steam. NT by pinback 09/22/2014, 7:57am PDT
A shower of gibs would be the best possible way for Caltrops to go out NT by fabio 09/22/2014, 9:57am PDT
This is a security mechanism used by every online service everywhere. NT by Fullofkittens 09/22/2014, 10:41am PDT
I did not read/understand what ICJ was saying. I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, PAUL! NT by fullofkittens 09/22/2014, 12:13pm PDT
YOU HAVE 1 DAYS TO COMPLY NT by ED-209 09/23/2014, 7:46am PDT
Comply? by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/23/2014, 8:59am PDT
ICJ, PLEASE PLAY THE OTC TUTORIALS AND 1 AI GAME. YOU HAVE 15 DAYS TO COMPLY. NT by ED-209 09/23/2014, 11:07am PDT
ACTUALLY, I'VE RECONSIDERED. YOU HAVE 39 DAYS TO COMPLY. by ED-209 09/23/2014, 11:10am PDT
YOU HAVE 37 DAYS TO COMPLY NT by ED-209 09/25/2014, 10:11am PDT
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