Forum Overview :: Elite FUCKING 4
 
Just in case you REALLY WERE serious... by Mischief Maker 12/18/2014, 4:14am PST
...save your money.

I've beaten Elite, I've dabbled in the frontier games, I've played about a third of Freelancer before getting bored, I was embarrassingly taken with Darkstar One for about 3 days, GOG fucked up and accidentally sold me Starpoint Gemini 2 for 9 cents, and I've watched a number of E:D Let's Plays.

This game, and its subgenre, seriously does not interest me. I have no patience for "commuting" in videogames, and I'm just about done with grinding. The guys doing let's plays are breathlessly yammering on and on about how wonderful the game is, but everything I see them doing in the game looks depressingly boring. It's prettier than any other Elite-clone I've ever seen, that's for sure, but so frigging what when the only thing that happens after you fly into the beautifully rendered space station is an ugly orange window obscures the graphics to tell you in plain text that futuristic drywall is going for a premium?

More and more I'm looking at videogames as games and not as semi-interactive movies. Bridge is a deeper game than Go Fish, and playing Bridge with a "Dora the Explorer" themed deck of cards doesn't turn it into a children's game, or vice versa. That's my point of view, and from that angle E:D comes up short while Freespace 2, much to my frustration, hasn't had any competition in over 15 years.
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Welp, happy Elite day. by pinback 12/15/2014, 9:17pm PST NEW
    Re: Welp, happy Elite day. by Mischief Maker 12/16/2014, 3:55pm PST NEW
        Jesus, man. Can you chill out for two fucking seconds, or no? NT by pinback 12/16/2014, 3:57pm PST NEW
            The Kotaku comments section is that way, loser. NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/17/2014, 8:23am PST NEW
                Pinback talks about games. What do you do here again? NT by Souffle of Pain 12/17/2014, 12:04pm PST NEW
                    Talk about games without having a temper tantrum every five comments by WITTGENSTEIN 12/18/2014, 6:22am PST NEW
                        Re: Talk about games without having a temper tantrum every five comments by Souffle of Pain 12/18/2014, 8:31am PST NEW
                            Blah blah blah fucking wah wah wah bitch moan wahh take your meds faggot NT by WITTGENSTEIN 12/18/2014, 11:18am PST NEW
                                Re: Blah blah blah fucking wah wah wah bitch moan wahh take your meds faggot by Souffle of Pain 12/18/2014, 11:26am PST NEW
                            'Tis a truth, HALF-Wittgenstein! We all find you terribly LOATHESOME! Ah-ha! NT by Chester P. Hornswaggle IV, Esq. 12/18/2014, 12:59pm PST NEW
    I'm with you man by Roop 12/16/2014, 6:05pm PST NEW
        Re: I'm with you man by pinback 12/16/2014, 8:32pm PST NEW
            Oh by the way... by pinback 12/16/2014, 8:34pm PST NEW
        Roop, I want to play a game with you by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/16/2014, 9:52pm PST NEW
        Candied Whores?!! I beg your pardon! by Mischief Maker 12/17/2014, 1:56pm PST NEW
            Have you actually played E:D? If so, what did you think? NT by pinback 12/17/2014, 2:42pm PST NEW
                can u buy me it?? NT by Mischief Maker 12/17/2014, 3:11pm PST NEW
                    Yes. Yes I can. I will buy MM Elite 4. No shit. by pinback 12/17/2014, 8:08pm PST NEW
                        Yaaay!!! by Mischief Maker 12/18/2014, 3:24am PST NEW
                            Just in case you REALLY WERE serious... by Mischief Maker 12/18/2014, 4:14am PST NEW
                                Oh. Well, I WAS serious, so I'm glad you told me that. :( NT by pinback 12/18/2014, 5:24am PST NEW
                                    It truly was appreciated, you'd be well advised not to take ME that seriously. by Mischief Maker 12/18/2014, 6:37pm PST NEW
                                        Well now I'm DEFINITELY not buying you it. :( :( by pinback 12/18/2014, 7:15pm PST NEW
                                            If you're serious by CattleHumper 12/19/2014, 11:37am PST NEW
                                                Why are you not sure? by pinback 12/19/2014, 12:20pm PST NEW
                                                    Wikibot, analysis: CattleHumper! NT by Mysterio 12/19/2014, 12:51pm PST NEW
                                                        Wikibot analysis: user CattleHumper by wikibot v1.05 Warning:Unregistered! 12/19/2014, 12:56pm PST NEW
                                                            Re: Wikibot analysis: user CattleHumper by CattleHumper 12/22/2014, 7:57am PST NEW
                                                                If you did play it, what control scheme would you use? NT by pinback 12/22/2014, 8:32am PST NEW
                                                                    Re: If you did play it, what control scheme would you use? by CattleHumper 12/22/2014, 9:33am PST NEW
                                                    Re: Why are you not sure? by CattleHumper 12/22/2014, 7:56am PST NEW
    Re: Welp, happy Elite day. by Oom Shnibble 12/16/2014, 11:49pm PST NEW
        We could explore the vastness of space and time together, Shnibble! by Roop 12/18/2014, 6:01pm PST NEW
 
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