Forum Overview :: Tansin A. Darcos's Alter Ego
 
State Line Carcass Control by Sr-90 Positive Reprobate 03/01/2015, 7:31pm PST
Forget the roundabout preface to get to the point of the OP. Here comes the Commander to continually deliver:
Commander Tansin A. Darcos wrote:

2. As I mentioned on a BBS perhaps 15, 20 years ago when someone suggested chopping me up into cubes for food, I pointed out that's illegal. Because the human body is known to contain more strontium-90 (a radioactive found heavily in cows milk) in the bones (and thus contaminating the rest of the body) that it would be illegal to ship human carcasses in interstate commerce for consumption purposes. It's like it's illegal to ship sodium azide in vehicles carrying passengers because its dangerous, with the exception of sodium azide in the pyrotechnic device to inflate an airbag.
Incredibly, unmistakably, TDARCOS.

Not content with the basic, obvious, fact of murder. He needs to forge onwards. We needed to be told which state regulations might make human meat an import problem. Also, let's list out non-related substance bans in passenger vehicles including the edge-case exceptions. Please, let me hold you on retainer as defense when needed, sir. This kind of precise knowledge is second to none!


Commander Tansin A. Darcos Post Rating
Stellar. Almost a perfect specimen. I wish the BBS discussion was more recent for an increased anachronistic humor level. Also, maybe a line or two about Credit Cards.
"There's nothing inherently inferior about classic telephony messaging, you Cretinous Reprobates. Furthermore, to elucidate my phone fee payment process via a newly acquired CHASE Freedom card which allows for a calculated percentage of cash back..."
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Probably wasn't a good idea by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 02/28/2015, 8:00pm PST NEW
    Re: Probably wasn't a good idea by Mysterio 03/01/2015, 11:08am PST NEW
        Paul wouldn't eat human meat by Eurotrash 03/01/2015, 11:34am PST NEW
            No Modest Proposal in this case by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 03/01/2015, 5:31pm PST NEW
                State Line Carcass Control by Sr-90 Positive Reprobate 03/01/2015, 7:31pm PST NEW
                arguments against murder: extreme aspergers edition NT by Eurotrash 03/01/2015, 10:31pm PST NEW
                I am shocked and aPauled... by blackwater 03/08/2015, 1:13am PST NEW
 
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