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I love this SO MUCH by laudablepuss 04/17/2015, 2:17pm PDT
I'm an intellectual but not an academic.

So, failed out of college?
I'm good at thinking but not the structured hoop-jumping kind.

Soo . . .
My brain likes to think outside of the lines. Some people think I'm brilliant, others think I'm a crank. ; )

failed out of college? Got it.

Hey, me too, man. College degrees are for POSEURS or WHATEVER. But here's my question: why would someone so much smarter than us hu-mans want to date a hu-man female? He should keep trying to make contact with his own species. Wait don't tell me that he's got a human brain between his ears too? I think I have bad news for this guy.

The first things people usually notice about me

Lately, probably the trenchcoat.

Naturally! They can't see the fake katana without x-ray goggles. Psh.
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Post the worst Okcupid profiles here by re: 04/12/2015, 7:42pm PDT NEW
    I love this SO MUCH by laudablepuss 04/17/2015, 2:17pm PDT NEW
        It was from a chick! NT by re: 04/17/2015, 10:25pm PDT NEW
            Yeah I know that dude's a . . . oh I see by laudablepuss 04/20/2015, 8:46am PDT NEW
                Here you go by re: 05/18/2015, 12:35am PDT NEW
    New one! by parody, or genuine article? 05/13/2017, 8:30pm PDT NEW
        (pictures are all censored nude selfies) NT by parody, or genuine article? 05/13/2017, 10:26pm PDT NEW
    Here's one! by wow...just wow 07/26/2017, 2:05pm PDT NEW
        seems horrible at first, then you read the previous ones again and realize by Eurotrash 07/26/2017, 3:58pm PDT NEW
            Re: seems horrible at first, then you read the previous ones again and realize by laudablepuss 07/28/2017, 7:22am PDT NEW
                Re: seems horrible at first, then you read the previous ones again and realize by CattleHumper 07/28/2017, 9:57am PDT NEW
                Must be 6'2", 235lbs* to ride by Mysterio, "Absolute Manlet" 07/28/2017, 7:27pm PDT NEW
        Wait, she's looking for a male feminist NT by That leads by paying the bill? 07/26/2017, 4:09pm PDT NEW
            A tall feminist. NT by Clearly a troll post. 07/27/2017, 7:33am PDT NEW
                Tall guys hold a low opinion of most women. You might even say they look down on by Danny DeVito 07/27/2017, 8:07am PDT NEW
 
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