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So inured to cyborgs by video games you don't even see them any more. by Dream Cast 06/25/2015, 10:07am PDT


Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013): you are a cyborg.



Bionic Commando (2009): you are a cyborg.



Mass Effect 2 (2010): you are a cyborg.



Binary Domain (2012): you are a blade runner who hates cyborgs. The twist is [SPOILER].



Vanquish (2010): your best friend is a cyborg.



Bulletstorm (2011): your best friend is a cyborg.



Anarchy Reigns (2013): your best friend is a cyborg, you are a cyborg, everybody's a cyborg it's a fuckin cyborg party.

Fuck it I'll finish this later, I can't look at any more pictures of BFGs socketed into oozing stumps right now.



Don't look at this one, this one isn't FOR you.
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Sunset reviewed by Broteam by WITTGENSTEIN 06/23/2015, 8:19am PDT NEW
    I thought he had a film school degree NT by Vested Id 06/23/2015, 12:55pm PDT NEW
        Ok but let's focus more on the game by progress 06/23/2015, 1:13pm PDT NEW
            They only sold 4000. It's pretty embarrassing by WITTGENSTEIN 06/23/2015, 1:26pm PDT NEW
            Why does anyone need a game to feel alienated? by Worm 06/23/2015, 1:43pm PDT NEW
            Re: Ok but let's focus more on the game by Dream Cast 06/23/2015, 2:05pm PDT NEW
                It sounds like you actually want to play Dustforce NT by Entropy Stew 06/23/2015, 2:25pm PDT NEW
                I will post my Psychonauts screenplay if Jerry/Erik promises to slip it to Tim NT by Schafer 06/23/2015, 3:26pm PDT NEW
                Re: Ok but let's focus more on the game by Vested Id 06/23/2015, 3:28pm PDT NEW
                    I don't think that stuff bothers me so much because most of it goes over my head by Dream Cast 06/23/2015, 9:25pm PDT NEW
                        I love the idea that by tsfr, fuckers 06/24/2015, 2:32pm PDT NEW
                            So inured to cyborgs by video games you don't even see them any more. by Dream Cast 06/25/2015, 10:07am PDT NEW
                                CYBORGASM part 2 by Dream Cast 06/25/2015, 11:27am PDT NEW
                                    This guy thinks cyborgs are cyberpunk NT by Entropy Stew 06/25/2015, 12:36pm PDT NEW
                                        Stop judging the guy and throw him a bone. I bet you can think of ONE cyborgame. NT by Dream Cast 06/25/2015, 12:57pm PDT NEW
            Interview with Reichart Von Wolfsheild, creator of Return Fire by Dream Cast 07/13/2015, 4:45pm PDT NEW
    Re: Sunset reviewed by Broteam by Someone 06/23/2015, 3:58pm PDT NEW
        The video is 38 seconds long and hilarious. NT by pinback 06/24/2015, 6:52am PDT NEW
            I probably will watch it then. NT by Someone 06/24/2015, 1:35pm PDT NEW
    Here's a Let's Not Play. by Worm 06/26/2015, 4:59pm PDT NEW
        thanks wrom NT by blackwater 06/26/2015, 11:40pm PDT NEW
        Guuhhh. You should do a let's not play on THAT game, holy shit torture NT by Eurotrash 06/27/2015, 2:13am PDT NEW
    This game needs a rape button. by Oom Shnibble 06/27/2015, 10:29am PDT NEW
 
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