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by Eurotrash 07/10/2015, 10:57pm PDT |
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drastically, good for you!
Wait, does that mean you'll one day be ealthy enough to actually come to my house and kill me for real, like, for realz? Shiiiiit.
Listen to what Oom says about fruit smoothies, they're basically pure sugar. Natural fruit sugar, granted, but that the same shit nigga. Fruit smoothies is for those anoretic workout-crazy cunts, don't be one of those, man. Maybe drink beer instead. They drank tons of beer in the middle ages, and I think they were in pretty good shape back then. They also survived the plague, just like you.
Now you ignored the main issue here (of course). The fact that your landlord has the cojones (this is finnish and means nerve) to ask for life insurance. It's fucking hilarious. He just knew your robotic brain would process this request with complete emotional detachment. HM-YES-YOUR-REQUEST-IS-ACCEPTABLE. *cyberchair prints out insurance documents on the spot* |
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I just bought life insurance yesterday by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/09/2015, 3:37am PDT 
I should get some of that. Give me some of that. NT by Souffle of Pain 07/09/2015, 3:16pm PDT
Most ppl pay a refundable sec deposit. Your landlord requires LIFE. INSURANCE. NT by The Happiness Engine 07/09/2015, 3:31pm PDT
I paid a security deposit 6 years ago when I moved in. This is extra. NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2015, 8:42am PDT
Awesome. So what are you really going to do with the $19.75 a month? NT by John Cusack in WildC.A.T.S. 07/09/2015, 7:13pm PDT
Try again. I don't get the money. Landlord pays for his piece, sister the rest NT by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2015, 9:22am PDT
W-whoa! Your landlord's got some nerve, hahaha. And you actually agreed by Eurotrash 07/10/2015, 12:00am PDT
Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/10/2015, 9:17am PDT
Re: Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Oom Shnibble 07/10/2015, 10:08am PDT
Apparently a bottle of wine fucks with your Caltrops quotation skills. by Oom Shnibble 07/10/2015, 10:08am PDT
Re: Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Stewie 07/10/2015, 2:46pm PDT
Re: Insurance doesn't work that way, Euro. And I no longer eat like that. by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:32am PDT
This is a good point. Also high intake fructose intolerance is common NT by my waifu is a gastroenterologist 07/11/2015, 7:24am PDT
I stand corrected, commander. I didn't know you had turned your life around so by Eurotrash 07/10/2015, 10:57pm PDT
Don't you idiots think fruit smoothies would still be a massive improvement for NT by him? 07/11/2015, 7:47am PDT
Re: I stand corrected, commander. I didn't know you had turned your life... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:12am PDT
Insurance also doesn't work as a secondary security deposit by jesus man 07/11/2015, 1:19am PDT
Re: Insurance also doesn't work as a secondary security deposit by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:31am PDT
Your landlord is plotting to kill you NT NT by Don't go in the basement! 07/11/2015, 11:08am PDT
I'm smelling a Night Trap sequel! NT by Entropy Stew 07/11/2015, 11:20am PDT
Re: Your landlord is plotting to kill you by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/19/2015, 10:27am PDT
Remember that time you found out how affordable liability insurance was? by Bob Hope 07/29/2015, 4:21am PDT
Re: Remember that time you found out how affordable liability insurance was? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 07/29/2015, 10:38am PDT
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