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by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/06/2015, 8:13am PST |
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Okay, nobody wants to talk about death but I think we have to.
FACT: Paul's best friends in the world are probably me, Pinback, Flack, Worm, Roody Yogurt and Jizaboz.
When I went in the hospital, only Pinback and Jizaboz bothered to call my phone number and see if I was still around, so I'd consider them much higher levels of "friend". In case you're wondering how to get my phone number, Viridian Development Corporation is in the phone book, it's listed on Google - go ahead, type "Viridian Development Corporation" (including quotes) into Google and you'll get my information - and if you do a whois lookup on either "paul-robinson.us" or "paulrobinson.us" you'll find my name, e-mail address, street address and telephone number.
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
FACT: Paul ain't gonna be around here forever.
I have no plans to die, there's no future in it. Or as famous unconvicted child molester Woody Allen said, "I don't mind dying I just don't want to be there when it happens." (And that was an exaggeration; Allen was living with Mia Farrow when he started a relationship with fucking her daughter Soon Yee Previn, who was 19. So it wasn't really child molesting, it just sounds nastier that way.)
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
FACT: It will probably fall on me to organize the funeral and "say a few words" and such in Washington D.C. when Paul's time to expire arrives.
I live in University Park, Maryland, which is about 3 miles from Washington, D.C. The District Line / Maryland State Line ends at about the 3200 block on Rhode Island Ave. Rhode Island becomes Baltimore Avenue at about the 4600 block. I live about 35 blocks northwest of the state line. My family lives in Arlington, Virginia so when there is a funeral it probably would happen there.
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
This is not a dark or a "black" thread. That's not the point of this. We don't need to ask ourselves how it will happen. But I think it's fair to say that should the inevitable occur, we need to have some sort of plan.
PROPOSAL: So here is what I am asking. When we all fly out to Washington
You might want to fly to Thurgood Marshall BWI airport in Baltimore, it's probably cheaper than flying either to Ronald Reagan National (DCA) or Dulles Airport (IAD). Metrobus runs an express bus (B30) from BWI airport to the Greenbelt Metro, it's currently $6.
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
and have your service, Paul, there is the matter of what we're gonna do for dinner that night. Now, normally if we were visiting for happier reasons we'd just ask you to cook. But that won't happen in this case, by definition. So.
Can we get you to promise to cook some meals for us to be opened for the dinner after your funeral? I am not asking you to make videos of it, just that we can go to your place and open the freezer and avoid cooking ourselves.
I think that's a pretty fair deal but let me know your take on it.
No promises. I don't keep a lot of food around. I do keep some TV dinners around and I'll often have "family size" packages of things like mac and cheese, pork ribs, or Salisbury steak. If there's anything of mine left in the refrigerator after I'm gone, you and anyone coming along is welcome to have it, I won't mind.
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In the event of TDARCOS's passing: The Thread by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/02/2015, 10:36am PST 
Does Paul have a will in place? by Flack 12/02/2015, 10:37am PST
Re: Does Paul have a will in place? by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/02/2015, 6:35pm PST
Maybe Ray Gordon would take your stuff. by pinback 12/02/2015, 7:56pm PST
It's OK, you've got 5 years to sort this out. NT by Deathclock 12/02/2015, 2:32pm PST
I mean *almost* 5 years NT by Deathclock 12/02/2015, 2:33pm PST
The idea that he'll still be fogging mirrors in 2020 seems pretty implausible NT by laudablepuss 12/02/2015, 4:17pm PST
F you guys I am freezing his head so that he can be revived aftr the singularity by dr. no 12/02/2015, 6:20pm PST
Re: F you guys I am freezing his head so that he can be revived ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/02/2015, 6:45pm PST
Re: F you guys I am freezing his head so that he can be revived ... by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/02/2015, 6:45pm PST
Do you have any idea how hard it is to being your friend? by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2015, 4:09pm PST
I fucked up the quote in my message title. by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/03/2015, 4:11pm PST
What song lyrics shall we put on his tombstone? by Eurotrash 12/04/2015, 1:02am PST
You know the plaque they put in Pioneer to help aliens find Planet Rock 'n Roll? by Bob Hope 12/04/2015, 1:20am PST
Eat his head after the funeral NT by absorb his power. 12/03/2015, 5:20am PST
Save the teeth for Worm's necklace NT by Entropy Stew 12/04/2015, 7:26am PST
What teeth, lol NT by Eurotrash 12/04/2015, 7:55am PST
Re: In the event of TDARCOS's passing: The Thread by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 12/06/2015, 8:13am PST
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