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by Fullofkittens 12/28/2015, 7:00pm PST |
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If you would have asked me, as a kid, how to make a perfect Ep 7, I would have said "I dunno, make it like Ep4 but with way more badass space fights with the Millennium Falcon, and more lightsaber duels." DONE. There was an Independence Day canyon dogfight through a bunch of hollowed out old AT-ATs!?!? WHAT? Amazing! Kid Me wouldn't EVEN have thought of making the new Luke a beautiful woman but that just goes to show you how much better at making a Star Wars movie these guys are than me and also modern-day George Lucas.
I ain't saying there isn't any room for improvement but this thing kicked the prequels so hard they implausibly reached light speed before leaving the atmosphere.
I will grant that Kylo Ren is no substitute for the greatest villain of all time. |
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So, The Force Awakens (Not really spoilerish.) by Oom Shnibble 12/20/2015, 11:10am PST
"It was great! UMMM..." by Vested Id 12/21/2015, 12:16am PST
Drew McWeeny by Vested Id 12/21/2015, 1:55am PST
Link, sorry by Vested Id 12/21/2015, 2:28am PST
My complaint *spoiler* by laudablepuss 12/21/2015, 4:24am PST
SPOILER by Oom Shnibble 12/21/2015, 9:56am PST
You all knew this would happen. by Daniel Craig in Skyfall 12/21/2015, 1:55pm PST
I'm with the troll, it's dead right now. Maybe 8 will have a pulse. by Welcome to Omsk 12/27/2015, 3:56pm PST
A troll... oh you mean me NT by Vested Id 12/27/2015, 8:05pm PST
I liked it a lot. Fun adventure in space. That's all it needed to be. NT by Eurotrash 12/21/2015, 3:36pm PST
I liked it too. But I don't take it so goddamn seriously. At least it was fun. by pinback 12/24/2015, 9:00am PST
You guys have terrible taste lately. What happened? NT by Welcome to Omsk 12/27/2015, 3:52pm PST
If anyone missed it making the rounds, someone painstakingly remastered the orig by Rafiki 12/21/2015, 6:45pm PST
pfft, forum swapped out all my unicode characters for question marks NT by Rafiki 12/21/2015, 6:46pm PST
Entropy Stew here, wishing you a Merry ISO-8859-1 Christmas by Entropy Stew 12/25/2015, 7:33am PST
Boy. . . NT by Did that suck 12/25/2015, 4:43am PST
I didn't like this. It was like watching fanfiction (spoilers I guess) by Rafiki 12/27/2015, 9:35pm PST
Why couldn't Rey build her own lightsaber? And who deballed you about Mary Sues? by Welcome to Omsk 12/28/2015, 5:52am PST
Re: Why couldn't Rey build her own lightsaber? And who deballed you about Ma by Rafiki 12/28/2015, 7:07am PST
"If it was a male character, I'd accuse Abrams of inserting a Mary Sue." by Gender is Irrelevant 12/28/2015, 7:59am PST
Re: by Rafiki 12/28/2015, 8:39am PST
Don't they tend to be women though by Vested Id 12/28/2015, 9:33pm PST
I think it's fair to call Rey a Mary Sue by blackwater 01/25/2016, 12:49am PST
We'll never be free from these wars among the stars by 1999-ad infinitum 12/31/2015, 6:03pm PST
You've been served a copyright infringement notice by Walt Disney Holdings by Welcome to Omsk 01/01/2016, 7:34am PST
Lucas said Star Wars is ultimately supposed to be about family by Rafiki 01/01/2016, 8:29am PST
Space divorce as catalyst is almost too calculated by Grandpa Vader's melted helmet 01/01/2016, 11:56am PST
I'm so out of touch I didn't know Max Landis was having this fight since release NT by Rafiki 01/05/2016, 5:56pm PST
Maybe she's a budding Sith! NT by Dark Side = Quick and Easy path 01/07/2016, 10:15am PST
I had a great time. (SPOILERS) by Fullofkittens 12/28/2015, 7:00pm PST
Re: So, The Force Awakens (Not really spoilerish.) by HILLARY IS 44 12/29/2015, 9:19pm PST
I'm willing to change my mind on this if you can tell me why by Gender is Irrelevant 12/30/2015, 5:14pm PST
Re: I'm willing to change my mind on this if you can tell me why by HILLARY IS 44 12/30/2015, 8:36pm PST
Depends who's on the list. Thanks for your answer. NT by Welcome to Omsk 12/30/2015, 11:17pm PST
Re: I'm willing to change my mind on this if you can tell me why by Oom Shnibble 12/31/2015, 12:28am PST
'Best character by default' is bullshit. If the main character got sued up nobod NT by y's good, the film sucks | -Omsk 12/31/2015, 6:54am PST
I'm really going to need to know who you all are voting for right now. NT by HILLARY IS 44 12/31/2015, 8:39am PST
Shnibble is South African and Omsk is a three-strike felon. by Souffle of Pain 12/31/2015, 9:25am PST
I'm the south african, asshole NT by Welcome to Omsk 01/01/2016, 1:40am PST
Australian in 21 days. NT by Oom Shnibble 01/01/2016, 6:38am PST
Rey's autistic, say the same dumb women who said Brave's main character was gay by Welcome to Omsk 01/07/2016, 6:00pm PST
Rey's autistic, say the same dumb women who said Brave's main character was gay by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/07/2016, 9:47pm PST
Yep. Just like with Brave. I bet these cows post on television without pity. by Welcome to Omsk 01/08/2016, 4:27am PST
People need to know about the by autism epidemic. 01/08/2016, 5:00pm PST
I liked the prequels better by Roop 01/07/2016, 8:40pm PST
Snape kills Han by fabio 10/10/2016, 3:55pm PDT
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