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Really good bowel movements by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/12/2016, 2:40am PST
More-or-less since I got out of the hospital back in July I've had bowel movements where the output has had the consistency of cake batter or cream cheese. While technically that is better than having bowel movements that feel like you're trying to pass a kidney stone, it is relatively unsatisfying to have to wear a diaper all the time because you have trouble preventing your bodily waste from oozing out.

Today I actually had a reasonably solid bowel movement. I am rather surprised in that it has roughly taken six months for my body to get used to the medications I'm taking enough that I could emit solid stools. We shall see if this lasts or if my colon decides "enough of this shit" and goes back to its former extra soft movements.

So, just remember, if you have nice bowel movements, encourage your body with comments like, "Great bowel movements like that are the results of Assholes Like You. Thank you." PBS shows that it appreciates those that support it with generous contributions. You should show that you appreciate how your asshole supports you with generous excrementations.
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Really good bowel movements by Commander Tansin A. Darcos 01/12/2016, 2:40am PST NEW
    Someone please make that the new name of NT by this subforum. 01/13/2016, 8:10am PST NEW
    I bet you still had to wipe, though. So HOW GOOD WAS IT REALLY? by dr. no 01/13/2016, 10:39pm PST NEW
 
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