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This is Microsoft. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/25/2016, 8:57am PST
Holy shit, FoK. HOLY SHIT.

This is absolutely every frustration I've ever had with Microsoft in one tale. This is it. This is their stupid, half-assed way of doing everything.

I feel that for the longest time, "people" and I use that term loosely, "people" who would write M$ and shit in the 90s hated Microsoft for a set of reasons that I didn't really care about. They were anti-competitive. (So were the Klingons and Kirk said LET.... them die.) Their security wasn't the greatest. Windows wasn't as good as Unix. All true, all stuff that you can get away with if you're not a zealot. All my platform anger from my youth melted away when I realized I could buy an Amiga and Atari ST as an adult.

But it's this shit, the shit you discussed. Demanding an 11 character password with symbolic requirements for a 7 year old's password on a firewalled account that isn't an admin. Who the fuck cares? FoK Jr's password should be "countsarebetter" because his dad wrote one of the top 50 songs of all-time. We aren't making kids more technology-aware by putting this shit in at age 7. Age 12? Sure. Age 7? Fuck you, Microsoft. Fuck the guy who kinda wanted to put shit in for kids, but not really and after all, "Who will even notice?"

The Hotmail thing, holy fuck. Like you, I have a Hotmail account because my Xbox 360. Nobody wants their shitty e-mail service, nobody wants this Hotmail nonsense when they already have an e-mail address. Even if you use a Hotmail account you don't want it tied to your Microsoft stuff. It's so clearly a dumbfuck manager putting forth a decree because HURR that would get Hotmail usage up, and then the developers coded integration of it with other services like they were forced to. Because they were forced to.

And then they got something people do like in Minecraft and they couldn't, of course, just let it be awesome for kids. They had to put their moronic hooks into it and force people to use their awkward, shitty store.


ICJ
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Caltrops predictions for the near future of gaming? by fabio 02/20/2016, 1:01pm PST NEW
    The Xbone has sold more units than the 360 had at the same point in its life. by And PS4 has sold almost twice that. 02/20/2016, 3:01pm PST NEW
        I can't find one source that supports those numbers. Link? by fabio 02/21/2016, 3:16am PST NEW
            http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/01/ea-lets-slip NT by You can see the future, not the now 02/21/2016, 8:24am PST NEW
                "at least if EA's CFO is to believed" by fabio 02/21/2016, 9:09am PST NEW
                    Yeah, he's probably lying to make himself sound important. by I bet he's not even a real chief. 02/21/2016, 9:29am PST NEW
                        Execs never exaggerate performance claims by Gypsy King 02/21/2016, 10:39am PST NEW
                            I think you might be using an old version of Google. by An old, cheap, off-brand version. 02/21/2016, 11:48am PST NEW
    A crash of ... freemium NT by Wishful thinking? 02/20/2016, 4:17pm PST NEW
    All of the gaming geeks I know are buying new hotrod PCs to run their Rifts by Fullofkittens 02/20/2016, 6:53pm PST NEW
    In what way is Overwatch a MOBA? by Worm 02/20/2016, 10:08pm PST NEW
        Re: In what way is Overwatch a MOBA? by fabio 02/21/2016, 3:32am PST NEW
    Next wave MOBAs are looking more like SMITE, will be d-pad friendly by Entropy Stew 02/21/2016, 3:05am PST NEW
    I predict that if this graphic comes true at all it will fail horribly. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2016, 8:44am PST NEW
        Additional future prediction: Ubisoft will still not have given up on Uplay NT by fabio 02/21/2016, 8:46am PST NEW
            Re: Additional future prediction: Ubisoft will still not have given up on Uplay by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2016, 8:57am PST NEW
                Re: Additional future prediction: Ubisoft will still not have given up on Uplay by fabio 02/21/2016, 9:14am PST NEW
                    GOG are still dicks, though. by Mischief Maker 02/21/2016, 11:40am PST NEW
                Re: Additional future prediction: Ubisoft will still not have given up on Uplay by CattleHumper 02/22/2016, 10:07am PST NEW
        Re: I predict that if this graphic comes true at all it will fail horribly by Mysterio 02/21/2016, 4:30pm PST NEW
        Re: I predict that if this graphic comes true at all it will fail horribly. by laudablepuss 02/22/2016, 7:14am PST NEW
            I have a story about this. NT by Fullofkittens 02/22/2016, 2:04pm PST NEW
                Wel what is it! NT by laudablepuss 02/24/2016, 7:04am PST NEW
                    OK HERE IT IS (tw: gamer dad story) by Fullofkittens 02/24/2016, 6:06pm PST NEW
                        I'm going to need several shots of scotch to get through this, stand by NT by laudablepuss 02/25/2016, 7:19am PST NEW
                            Fuck you! NT by Liver 02/25/2016, 8:11am PST NEW
                        This is Microsoft. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/25/2016, 8:57am PST NEW
                            Your FREE Windows 10 upgrade is waiting... and waiting... NT by M$ 02/25/2016, 10:43am PST NEW
                                Is the call at this point to stick with 8? NT by fabio 02/25/2016, 11:31am PST NEW
                                    I don't know of a compelling reason to jump from 7 to 8 or 10. by Fullofkittens 02/25/2016, 11:41am PST NEW
                                        You can turn off most of the bad stuff in Win 10 by Entropy Stew 02/25/2016, 2:11pm PST NEW
                                            Yes, use 10. by laudablepuss 02/25/2016, 2:27pm PST NEW
    Re: Caltrops predictions for the near future of gaming? by Rafiki 02/21/2016, 8:51pm PST NEW
        Re: Caltrops predictions for the near future of gaming? by fabio 02/21/2016, 10:08pm PST NEW
            Re: Caltrops predictions for the near future of gaming? by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/21/2016, 11:30pm PST NEW
    This generation of VR headsets will flop. NT by Oom Shnibble 02/21/2016, 11:42pm PST NEW
        Cardboard will flop NT by Vested Id 02/22/2016, 4:20pm PST NEW
    Caltrops predictions for the near future of gaming by skip 02/23/2016, 6:05pm PST NEW
    One day all these kids playing Pokemon are going to grow up and become PC gamers NT by 3D Realms Shareholder Meeting, 1998 07/19/2016, 7:54am PDT NEW
 
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