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Overwatch by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/30/2016, 3:40pm PDT Canned mediocrity with a huge marketing budget behind it. Plays like warmed over Monday Night Combat. Team Fortress 2 with gimmicky characters and narrow maps. Sure, Farah has an awesome rocket jump but who cares? It's only useful in about 20% of the map terrain. Otherwise you're just putting a big sign on yourself that says "SHOOT ME FIRST". In fact if your character's gimmick isn't some kind of invincibility spam, just leave them home. How to win every map (because every map is either payload or point capture -- a grand total of TWO GAME MODES): Reinhardt, Bastion, Mercy, and three other shooters. I don't care which one. Every person hides behind Reinhardt's shield and Bastion turrets up from the cover and hoses everyone down with minigun fire. Not launching with CTF is criminal. If your FPS can't be balanced around a CTF mode consider making another game, like a DOTA clo---oh, they already did that.

Overwatch by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/30/2016, 3:40pm PDT     This is almost all wrong by fabio 05/30/2016, 5:40pm PDT         This game is stunningly boring. Every match plays the same. by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/30/2016, 6:02pm PDT             Rey Mysterio Jr. by I changed my mind. 05/31/2016, 9:24pm PDT             As opposed to swinging a wrench at a turret for 20 minutes? by fabio 05/31/2016, 10:58pm PDT         In what world would you want Zenyatta over Mercy? by Worm 06/01/2016, 9:09pm PDT             Zenyatta's attack is amazing for a healer by fabio 06/01/2016, 10:01pm PDT                 and there's a hundred ridiculous statements about the game in this thread NT by and you flip your shit over Mercy? 06/01/2016, 10:16pm PDT                 What is more effective about orb of discord? by Worm 06/02/2016, 5:21am PDT                     why the fuck did I write studio when I meant stupid. NT by Worm 06/02/2016, 5:24am PDT                         You so studio NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 7:24am PDT                     ohai Noon by The Room 06/02/2016, 7:24am PDT                 In what universe is Zenyatta better than Mercy by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 7:07am PDT                     PS: your orig rebuttal is entirely correct apart from Mercy v Zenyatta by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 12:05pm PDT                         There's nothing new. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 06/02/2016, 1:55pm PDT                         How do I get into the secret matchmaking server where I'm not surrounded by NT by stupid faggots going Widow/Hanzo? 06/02/2016, 9:07pm PDT                             Get friends NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 11:26pm PDT                         No, he was pretty much spot on about the whole Bastion/Reinhardt in Payload by Penny Arcade 06/03/2016, 7:04am PDT                             Step 1: git gud Step 2: Attack from 2 angles WAIT THIS IS COVERED BY STEP 1 NT by Entropy Stew 06/03/2016, 7:15pm PDT     I personally heard about this because of its constant marketing. It sucks. by Mysterio Lollerson 06/02/2016, 11:25am PDT     Two opposed Reinhardts meet with shields up by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 12:11pm PDT