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This is almost all wrong by fabio 05/30/2016, 5:40pm PDT
Rey Mysterio Jr. wrote:

Canned mediocrity with a huge marketing budget behind it.


The Modern Warfare or Halo of FPS!

Team Fortress 2 with gimmicky characters and narrow maps.


TF2: the FPS with generalized characters...what?

It's TF2 where everyone gets an ultimate like the medic plus a varied kit of regular abilities like the spy or engineer. There is no objective way to say the characters are more limited than TF2.

I think the maps of TF2 looked wider through rose goggles.

Sure, Farah has an awesome rocket jump but who cares? It's only useful in about 20% of the map terrain. Otherwise you're just putting a big sign on yourself that says "SHOOT ME FIRST". In fact if your character's gimmick isn't some kind of invincibility spam, just leave them home.


It's more like 10% of the terrain her jump isn't useful.

You cannot jump straight up and hover stationary when the enemy team isn't distracted and contains many long range shooters, yes. Otherwise she's deadly if they're distracted and almost half the roster can't even touch her when she's high up.

How to win every map (because every map is either payload or point capture -- a grand total of TWO GAME MODES):


Nobody played DotA games until the wildly successful Dominion and ARAM modes came about...what?


Reinhardt, Bastion, Mercy, and three other shooters. I don't care which one. Every person hides behind Reinhardt's shield and Bastion turrets up from the cover and hoses everyone down with minigun fire.


It's been common knowledge for quite some time that Lucio is by far the best healer. Mercy is actually the worst (less overall healing than Lucio, no other boosts, zero offense, ult tricky to use effectively without wasting it) and is only used a lot because she's the most straight forward and familiar, a copy of the TF2 medic (also the reason teams are saturated with Widows).


Not launching with CTF is criminal. If your FPS can't be balanced around a CTF mode consider making another game, like a DOTA clo---oh, they already did that.


What was the last PC FPS to give a shit about capture the flag? Tribes 2? Quake 2? 3?
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Overwatch by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/30/2016, 3:40pm PDT NEW
    This is almost all wrong by fabio 05/30/2016, 5:40pm PDT NEW
        This game is stunningly boring. Every match plays the same. by Rey Mysterio Jr. 05/30/2016, 6:02pm PDT NEW
            Rey Mysterio Jr. by I changed my mind. 05/31/2016, 9:24pm PDT NEW
            As opposed to swinging a wrench at a turret for 20 minutes? by fabio 05/31/2016, 10:58pm PDT NEW
        In what world would you want Zenyatta over Mercy? by Worm 06/01/2016, 9:09pm PDT NEW
            Zenyatta's attack is amazing for a healer by fabio 06/01/2016, 10:01pm PDT NEW
                and there's a hundred ridiculous statements about the game in this thread NT by and you flip your shit over Mercy? 06/01/2016, 10:16pm PDT NEW
                What is more effective about orb of discord? by Worm 06/02/2016, 5:21am PDT NEW
                    why the fuck did I write studio when I meant stupid. NT by Worm 06/02/2016, 5:24am PDT NEW
                        You so studio NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 7:24am PDT NEW
                    ohai Noon by The Room 06/02/2016, 7:24am PDT NEW
                In what universe is Zenyatta better than Mercy by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 7:07am PDT NEW
                    PS: your orig rebuttal is entirely correct apart from Mercy v Zenyatta by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 12:05pm PDT NEW
                        There's nothing new. NT by Mysterio Lollerson 06/02/2016, 1:55pm PDT NEW
                        How do I get into the secret matchmaking server where I'm not surrounded by NT by stupid faggots going Widow/Hanzo? 06/02/2016, 9:07pm PDT NEW
                            Get friends NT by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 11:26pm PDT NEW
                        No, he was pretty much spot on about the whole Bastion/Reinhardt in Payload by Penny Arcade 06/03/2016, 7:04am PDT NEW
                            Step 1: git gud Step 2: Attack from 2 angles WAIT THIS IS COVERED BY STEP 1 NT by Entropy Stew 06/03/2016, 7:15pm PDT NEW
    I personally heard about this because of its constant marketing. It sucks. by Mysterio Lollerson 06/02/2016, 11:25am PDT NEW
    Two opposed Reinhardts meet with shields up by Entropy Stew 06/02/2016, 12:11pm PDT NEW
 
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