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Today I saw a bumper sticker that said "NO RAGRETS". by those words are pronounced. 06/25/2016, 9:53pm PDT
My interpretation of the implied backstory of that bumper sticker was: a guy tried to write NO REGRETS, spelled it wrong, then never fixed it because he didn't give a fuck. He quite literally had NO REGRETS. Though, perhaps he should have? I assumed the bumper sticker, by communicating its message so obliquely, was encouraging me to see both sides of the NO REGRETS coin, a tacit admission by the sticker that the human condition was too complex to be expressed in two words on the back of a 4x4.

When I got home I googled NO RAGRETS and found out it's actually a meme about a guy who got a tattoo with a typo in it. By recontextualizing the tattoo into a bumper sticker - a medium which lacks the ostensible permanence of a tattoo - the joke lost its original meaning. This left a meaning vacuum which sucked my consciousness down a NO RAGRETS rabbit hole that lasted the entire trip home.

This is all a very roundabout way of saying I still don't understand how you found antisemitic subtext in my post about faggot kikes eating bitch sundaes. Maybe you're autistic, maybe you're foreign and too ashamed to admit it, maybe you're just a stupid asshole. The point is no amount of projecting on my part is going to cure whatever's wrong with your brain, so if you reply with a joke about stickers no talk, Cousin Larry!, I should probably just roll with it. NO RAGRETS.
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        That's not how I'd use that word NT by Britney Spears 06/25/2016, 12:14pm PDT NEW
            Shameless plug by Dan Harmon 06/25/2016, 2:32pm PDT NEW
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        Mostly branding & business strategy by Coincidental merchant 06/25/2016, 3:05pm PDT NEW
            I like how you took an electronic hate highlighter pen to some of those words. by sure we had this same conversation. 06/25/2016, 3:41pm PDT NEW
                It's inspired by how many see things by Merchant didn't tip you off? 06/25/2016, 5:04pm PDT NEW
                    That doesn't even sound like human speech! It's like you're just guessing at how NT by those words are pronounced. 06/25/2016, 5:15pm PDT NEW
                        Accusing we're subhumans!? by HELLO REAL COPS? 06/25/2016, 5:45pm PDT NEW
                            This is where I realize I was being mean to a foreign borat guy the whole time. by those words are pronounced. 06/25/2016, 6:17pm PDT NEW
                                Don't feel bad by Domestic Borat 06/25/2016, 8:03pm PDT NEW
                                    Today I saw a bumper sticker that said "NO RAGRETS". by those words are pronounced. 06/25/2016, 9:53pm PDT NEW
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                                            I'd better get in on this fascinating slapfight--OH GOD I GOT SLAPPED!! NT by WHO DID THAT? WHO SLAPPED ME? 06/26/2016, 10:57am PDT NEW
                                                Which one of y'all kicked me? NT by Chris Tucker 06/27/2016, 3:06pm PDT NEW
                                        I wish more antisemites were equitable and included the rest of the middle east by actual jew 06/27/2016, 11:29am PDT NEW
                                            This couldn't be any more Balki if it was a list of all the parts of your body NT by besides the asshole. Good job. 06/27/2016, 3:26pm PDT NEW
    Re: Shit that didn't exist 5-15 years ago by Tony Soprano the special snowflake 06/28/2016, 9:40am PDT NEW
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