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I still remember renting Ghosts 'n Goblins from the supermarket when I was six because it had muppets on the box. I don't think I finished the first level, but I still understood it was amazing. I also remember renting the first Zelda from the same place and being so disappointed I never played another one. Maybe I would've liked it better if I read the manual? Though based on my knowledge of what all the words in that last sentence mean, I'm guessing not.
Also ranked too low: Kirby's Adventure, arguably the best baby game of all time. Kirby's Adventure is what Super Mario Bros 3 would've been if they'd made it a sequel to Super Mario Bros 2 instead of Super Mario Bros 1, only they still made it exactly as much better than Super Mario Bros 2 as the real Super Mario Bros 3. How it's not at least in the top ten, when it has the best and pinkest graphics and lowest difficulty of practically any game on that list, is a mystery worthy of the Sherlock Holmes of guys who are so afraid of getting called faggots by me that they end up bringing it on themselves.
They're exactly correct about Punch-Out. Good job on that one, faggots. |
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theringer.com, a three act play by Ice Cream Jonsey 06/01/2016, 11:22am PDT
Hahahaha! by laudablepuss 06/01/2016, 12:03pm PDT
Read the first 20 or so sentences at least by laudablepuss 06/10/2016, 3:13pm PDT
Buck got laid? NT by *resets opinion* 06/10/2016, 4:02pm PDT
It's a really terrible site. by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/17/2016, 6:53pm PDT
Didn't the angry video game nerd give GnG a rating of diarrhea dump out of ass? by Dream Cast 07/17/2016, 8:11pm PDT
Two years later, but by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/10/2018, 11:59am PDT
Re: Two years later, but by JCCO 04/29/2019, 11:44am PDT
I forgot to block it via hosts. by Ice Cream Jonsey 09/10/2018, 11:57am PDT
Re: I forgot to block it via hosts. by JCCO 04/29/2019, 11:45am PDT
GoT spoilers in article titles immediately after it airs NT by What a piece of shit fucking site 04/29/2019, 6:14am PDT
its almost as if people wanted to talk about a TV show they all just watched NT by SPOILERS: you're a whiney manchild 04/29/2019, 11:31am PDT
You're very stupid. NT by laudablepuss 04/29/2019, 12:44pm PDT
TV shows are not like movies, my good bitch. The statute of limitations for NT by spoilers expires after it airs. 04/29/2019, 1:52pm PDT
laudablecoworker: Hey did you see the game last night, th--- laudable: WHOA by SPOILERS MY GOOD MAN I RECORDED IT 04/29/2019, 1:55pm PDT
Are you people stupid or something by Vested Id 04/29/2019, 1:59pm PDT
Re: Are you people stupid or something by SPOILERS MY GOOD MAN I RECORDED IT 04/29/2019, 2:02pm PDT
This moron spent the rest of the week asking for no spoilers. by Ichabod 05/21/2019, 9:27am PDT
Same thing for today by what a piece of shit site 05/20/2019, 12:10pm PDT
shitty finale got talked about NT by film at 11 05/20/2019, 9:09pm PDT
Imagine still doing the "Film at 11" bit in 2019 NT by Wow. Just wow. 05/21/2019, 7:59am PDT
Imagine saying CURRENT YEAR like some British faggot on HBO NT by (clapter) 05/21/2019, 2:10pm PDT
Sorry that one hurt. You don't have to be a faggot about it. by Wow. Just wow. 05/21/2019, 7:30pm PDT
It's important to defend a shitty website posting spoilers in the title. by Ichabod 05/21/2019, 9:25am PDT
Get fatties off this site! NT by Jonsey Audit 05/21/2019, 2:30pm PDT
Daenerys dies Jon stabs her gets exiled Bran is king Sansa secedes Arya fucks of NT by suck my ENTIRE dick 05/21/2019, 4:16pm PDT
Tyrion dies, Jamie survived the rubble, Ghost lives, Bran is king, Greyworm gets NT by I watched a dungeons and dragons sh 05/21/2019, 7:32pm PDT
two of those are true! NT by George R R Martin 05/21/2019, 8:20pm PDT
GUYS IT'S DAENERYS! THATS HER FULL NAME NT by Actual Adult 05/21/2019, 7:34pm PDT
Haha, Caltrops broke this guy NT by Mysterio Lollerson 05/22/2019, 8:18am PDT
Vader is Luke's father Snape kills Dumbledore Veronica fucked Umberto NT by What up with that 05/22/2019, 8:24pm PDT
Ned returns, Shaggydog kills Dany, Tormund fucks Brienne, Syrio lived NT by Sand girls escape 05/24/2019, 9:44pm PDT
Old Ned Stark would have never been beheaded back NT by When we were in charge 05/22/2019, 9:14pm PDT
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