Forum Overview :: We Love Katamari
 
Thread highlights, in case it disappears by dr. no 08/24/2016, 9:41pm PDT
About Shmorky:

"It was ALWAYS the squeaky voice. ALWAYS. I can tell you that in 2 years he spoke with no. other. voice. And he never shut up. Just put yourself in my shoes. Being preached to about gender and pronouns and rape culture and cisnormativity for HOURS on end in THAT. SQUEAKY. VOICE. I just sat there sometimes and repeated 'shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup, shutup' in my head waiting for it to stop. We fought all the time. For someone who would scream about how he "WASN'T A MAN!" every other second he sure loved expecting a woman to clean up after him. He was such a pig. He would walk around leaving garbage EVERYWHERE. It was too much for him to even get up and take his ever growing piles of candy wrappers to the trash. He never, ever, ever, cleaned. When I first arrived at his house it took me literal MONTHS to get the place into decent shape. It was never enough for him though. He would always scream at me for not getting the dishes clean enough or missing a spot when I vacuumed. He "WASN'T A MAN!" but he sure loved the idea of having a trophy wife that waited on him hand and foot. That's what I was to him. I honestly don't think Shmorky is capable of truly caring about another human being other than himself.

As for the weirdest thing I ever saw him do, that's hard to pinpoint, but up there on the list was me waking up in the morning to him sitting in front of the TV playing Mario 64 in a T shirt and diaper like it just the most normal thing in the world. This happened...many days. He would just sit and hold a conversation in a full on adult diaper like it wasn't no thang. And yes, he wore them under his pants when he worked in the SA office too. I would just look at Lowtax and start laughing to myself thinking 'man, if you only knew...'"

About Lowtax:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHA Let me tell you something, you had a better chance of seeing Jesus than seeing Lowtax sober. I spent a lot of time at the SA office (which was filthy, cluttered as all hell and full of brown recluse spiders). Shmorky got off a lot on having me be his arm candy but Lowtax was too drunk/stoned on god knows what kind of pills to notice anything. Lowtax would just kind of stumble around the office in his pajamas, 5 o clock shadow, disheveled as fuck and eventually settle on the coach and play vidya. That's mostly what he did. Either sleep on that couch or play vidya in it. He HATED doing any kind of work. When the forums would go down he'd clamor into his office full of empty bottles and grunt and curse at the screen and snap at anyone who went near him. He was not a pleasant man."

Shmorky as babysitter:

"Also Shmorky LOOOVED Lowtax's kids. He would get way too excited over them coming to the office. Like giddily laughing with glee and clapping his hands excited. Shmork would go on and on about how 'mature' and 'in touch with their emotions' they were. And yes, Lowtax let Shmork watch the kids while he went off and got drunk somewhere all the time. Shmork would even lurk the kids facebook and twitter accounts saying 'he was just critiquing their art'. Shmork was a child. He literally wanted to be one. He would sit in the house in diapers and footsie pajamas (how he found his size in footsie pajamas I'll never know) and draw little children klurfs on toilets with toilet paper wrapped around them, getting diaper changes, it was his whole world. His dream in life was "to make cartoons for children that encourages them to shatter the gender binary". I...would not want Shmorky making cartoons for any child. Not after seeing his 'Secret Time' collection."

Holy shit. Werner Herzog needs to do a documentary on this crap.
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Want to feel better about yourself? by Worm 08/24/2016, 11:11am PDT NEW
    The only thing you need to know is that Lowtax still has partial custody of his NT by kids, unfortunately. 08/24/2016, 5:01pm PDT NEW
    Thread highlights, in case it disappears by dr. no 08/24/2016, 9:41pm PDT NEW
        Some more lowlights by SASS Memory Bank 08/24/2016, 11:00pm PDT NEW
            Re: Some more lowlights by Ice Cream Jonsey 08/25/2016, 6:55am PDT NEW
                now don't go getting any ideas by blackwater 08/25/2016, 4:38pm PDT NEW
                    Re: now don't go getting any ideas by SASS Memory Bank 08/25/2016, 11:16pm PDT NEW
                    Re: now don't go getting any ideas by John Gulp 11/06/2016, 2:43pm PST NEW
        The actual voice is the greatest highlight by Daniel Berkhart 08/25/2016, 6:10pm PDT NEW
            The version I heard had star wars music mixed in the background NT by the orchestral swells! 08/25/2016, 11:20pm PDT NEW
            pls make a soundboard and have Paul argue with it on the Don Rogers show NT by Eurotrash 08/26/2016, 12:35am PDT NEW
    "I hope this isn't about Shmorky because I like his work" by Entropy Stew 08/26/2016, 11:10am PDT NEW
        Re: "I hope this isn't about Shmorky because I like his work" by Chillum 08/26/2016, 5:30pm PDT NEW
            It was Cranky Steve. Cliff Yablonski was fatchickinpartyhats.com but diverse NT by Caltrops Fact Checker 08/26/2016, 8:03pm PDT NEW
            JeffK and Nerdshoe were the best. by blackwater 08/26/2016, 10:07pm PDT NEW
                I miss Cranky Steve. Too bad custom map-making is pretty much dead. by Rey Mysterio Jr. 08/27/2016, 9:36am PDT NEW
                    Minecraft? NT by Fullofkittens 08/27/2016, 12:00pm PDT NEW
                        He was talking about real games, I think NT by Mysterio 08/27/2016, 1:21pm PDT NEW
                Re: JeffK and Nerdshoe were the best. by Truth drone 08/27/2016, 12:42pm PDT NEW
 
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