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NES by Rafiki 11/01/2016, 12:45pm PDT
This was way too hard. I anticipate keyboards being flipped. Naturally, I did not revisit every single one of these games. Some games I have played (relatively) recently, so they're fresh(er) in my mind, but I'm mostly going off my memory on how much I enjoyed them. And I ain't giving no fucks about how iconic some games are (Excitebike, Ghosts n Goblins).


NES
1) Super Mario Bros. 3
2) Super Mario Bros.
3) The Legend of Zelda
4) Bionic Commando
5) Mega Man 2
6) Castlevania
7) Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!!
8) Metroid
9) Blaster Master
10) Contra
11) Tetris
12) RC Pro-Am
13) Faxanadu
14) Double Dragon II: The Revenge
15) Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
16) Metal Storm
17) Crystalis
18) Mega Man 3
19) Ninja Gaiden
20) Goonies II
21) Super C
22) Super Mario Bros. 2
23) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game
24) Life Force
25) Double Dragon
26) Gyruss
27) River City Ransom
28) Ducktales
29) Rygar
30) Solomon's Key
31) Mega Man 4
32) Karnov
33) Legendary Wings
34) Snake Rattle n Roll
35) Ninja Gaiden III: The Ancient Ship of Doom
36) Gauntlet (Tengen)
37) Mega Man
38) Shadowgate
39) Stinger
40) Willow
41) Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
42) Kid Icarus
43) Metal Gear
44) Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos
45) Batman
46) Demon Sword
47) Marble Madness
48) Strider
49) Commando
50) Dragon Warrior 2
51) Ironsword: Wizards and Warriors II
52) Section Z
53) Lemmings
54) Dr. Mario
55) 1943
56) Kid Niki: Radical Ninja
57) Rush n Attack
58) North & South
59) Battletoads
60) A Boy and His Blob
61) Ghosts n Goblins
62) Maniac Mansion
63) Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse
64) Double Dragon III: The Sacred Stones
65) Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers
66) Battle of Olympus
67) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
68) Excitebike
69) Heavy Barrel
70) Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
71) Adventure Island 2
72) Clash at Demonhead
73) Adventure Island
74) Astyanax
75) Dragon Warrior
76) Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
77) Sky Kid
78) Uninvited
79) The Magic of Scheherazade
80) Wizard & Warriors
81) Fester's Quest
82) Final Fantasy
83) Golf
84) Kung-Fu
85) Mickey Mousecapade
86) Bump n Jump
87) Bad Dudes
88) MC Kids
89) Paperboy
90) Ice Hockey
91) Milon's Secret Castle
92) Wrath of the Black Manta
93) Ikari Warriors II: Victory Road
94) NES Play Action Football
95) 8 Eyes
96) Double Dribble
97) RBI Baseball
98) Popeye
99) Elevator Action
100) Mario Bros.
101) Gyromite
102) Spy Hunter
103) Trojan
104) Rad Racer
105) Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle
106) Adventures in the Magic Kingdom
107) Rampage
108) Town & Country Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage
109) Duck Hunt
110) Operation Wolf
111) Tecmo World Wrestling
112) Spy vs Spy
113) The Adventures of Bayou Billy
114) Golgo 13
115) The Simpsons: Bart vs The Space Mutants
116) Deadly Towers
117) Ikari Warriors
118) The Karate Kid
119) Rambo
120) Burger Time
121) Pro Wrestling
122) Skate or Die!
123) Top Gun
124) Ring King
125) Renegade
126) Family Feud
127) Wheel of Fortune
128) 10-Yard Fight
129) Track & Field
130) The Adventures of Gilligan's Island
131) Friday the 13th
132) Jaws
133) Ghostbusters
134) Fist of the North Star



I LIED!!!
Bubble Bobble
Choplifter
Cobra Triangle
Gradius
Ice Climber
The Immortal


NOTES
-I am preemptively going to defend my placement of Castlevania III. I don't understand why it's so widely praised. I owned it as a kid (even bought it with my OWN allowance) and didn't care for it much then, and replayed it as an adult and disliked it for the same reasons.

  • Everyone praises the "variety." You get 3 extra characters, and two of them (Grant, Alucard) suck. Sypha is situationally useful on bosses and for her freeze spell, but Trevor is far and away the best character.

  • The branching paths are crap. The first branch leads to the clock tower, which is a dead end that leads to Grant. Fucking useless! The second branch is to either Sypha or Alucard. Alucard also sucks, and his level sequence is the worst in the entire game and contains arguably the worst level in any Castlevania and arguably one of the worst levels of all time. At least skip to 3:10 and see the bullshit you have to sit through. That whole level is incredibly difficult, so imagine trying to play through it 10 times in a row while that god awful soundtrack is on a loop

  • The inner castle levels are brutally difficult, far beyond the original Castlevania

  • The doppleganger boss is so difficult and lopsided that the accepted method to beat it is to use an exploit

  • The levels in general are kind of boring

  • It does, however, contain one of the greatest opening tracks of all time.


It's just not that great a game.

-Everyone shits on Simon's Quest because the translation made it impossible to know what to do in some cases (red and blue crystals), but I always liked it and must have played through it 20 times.
-Final Fantasy is terrible, I don't care if it started a legendary series.
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                I feel like you and especially fabio are being too hard on Street Fighter. by Dream Cast 10/19/2016, 1:46pm PDT NEW
                    And the Street Fighter G.I. Joes had combos printed on their filecards! NT by Check and mate, American children. 10/19/2016, 1:52pm PDT NEW
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        LA NOIRE???!!!! NT by thead over, everyone go home 10/22/2016, 7:19pm PDT NEW
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    NES by Rafiki 11/01/2016, 12:45pm PDT NEW
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